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By *tockybuildguy OP   Man
over a year ago

kildare

Irishism????

1. Ever dinner you ate as a child was boiled,

2. Your nanna and her endless packet's of

slivermints,

3. You know the real meaning of the world

shift!!,

4. You've seen a tractor outside mass on

a Sunday ,

5. You've never figured out how to shut

shut your mouth and eat your dinner,

6. You've blessed yourself passing a

graveyard,an ambulance, church,

7. You clap when the plan lands,

8. Anytime a Garda calls to the house

guilt takes hold even if he's just asking

for directions.

9. People assume you're pregnant or on

antibiotics if you ordered a at the

bar.

10. You never figured out how to wipe that

smile off your face,

Feel free to add

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By *inxnmasterCouple
over a year ago

naughty valley

what about

the endless argument about the quality of Lyons versus Barry’s tea

squeezing butter thru Mariella biscuits

starting to read the newspaper with the section of who died last week

asking any family members who live abroad “ when are you going back” right at the moment that they arrive

refusing a drink offered at least three times ...but once you get going do not stop till stock is depleted

( Just observed by a legal alien )

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By *aughtyTippcplCouple
over a year ago

Nearby

Anytime your sick you look like a 'boiled shite'

Tina

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Turning the car around half way to everywhere because you left the immersion on

Wearing a Gaa jersey anytime you go abroad

Farmers tan

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you were sick as a child you either had flat 7up or Lucozade from a glass bottle

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By *rinibooWoman
over a year ago

clare

7 up and that lucozade could cure anything

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"7 up and that lucozade could cure anything "

It couldn't cure my hangover this morning

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By *aughtyTippcplCouple
over a year ago

Nearby


"7 up and that lucozade could cure anything

It couldn't cure my hangover this morning "

A spoon of milk of magnesia was another cure all

Tina

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh jezus, i remember having a cassette player listening to radio dublin,and trying to tape my favourite songs, without taping the DJ, that just fucked the whole thing up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Saying the Angelus at 6 and then t decades of the rosary at 7pm ffs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rosie O’Brien and the way she looks at ya

And a pint of harp....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Rosie O’Brien and the way she looks at ya

And a pint of harp...."

That was her sister, it was sally o brien, i think shes here on fab now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On a sunday evening, watching where in the world then Glenroe then finishing off your homework for school the following morning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Rosie O’Brien and the way she looks at ya

And a pint of harp....

That was her sister, it was sally o brien, i think shes here on fab now "

You know the mad thing? I don’t even like eggs. Even if they’re fried on a stone.

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By *aughtyTippcplCouple
over a year ago

Nearby

Running home from school to watch Bosco

And on a Saturday we had Anything Goes and Pajo's Junkbox

Tina

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Rosie O’Brien and the way she looks at ya

And a pint of harp....

That was her sister, it was sally o brien, i think shes here on fab now

You know the mad thing? I don’t even like eggs. Even if they’re fried on a stone. "

And sally herself was english vicky michelle from hello hello, no one ever told me that, when she was looking at me

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By *reenfrogoMan
over a year ago

nearby


"Running home from school to watch Bosco

And on a Saturday we had Anything Goes and Pajo's Junkbox

Tina "

Oh my god!! The nostalgia!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Saying ‘bye, bye, bye, bye...’ before hanging up the phone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sudocream cures everything

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sudocream cures everything"

Damn I was just about to say that!

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By *oserMan
over a year ago

where the wild roses grow

No matter how fucked up anything is....

A cuppa tae will make you feel better

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By *aughtyTippcplCouple
over a year ago

Nearby

If you tell a lie as a child your tongue goes black

Tina

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By *oserMan
over a year ago

where the wild roses grow

The whip of a wet tea towel across the back of your legs from your mam or gran .... is there a training school for that shit?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sudocreme fixes everything

Boiled 7up when sick

Kettle boiled about 5 times before the tea is made

What about trying to light the fire, fireguard in front of fire with the sheet of newspaper covering it to get a draft to light the fire.

Buying the newspaper outside masson a Sunday

Bacon and cabbage

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"On a sunday evening, watching where in the world then Glenroe then finishing off your homework for school the following morning "

Still get shudders when I hear the glenroe music played...

Weekend is over fucker

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By *reenfrogoMan
over a year ago

nearby

Dont go out with wet hair...you'll catch pneumonia.

Walk up and down there til i see you (when you got new clothes and had to do the fashion show at home)

Tea had to be thick as

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By *tockybuildguy OP   Man
over a year ago

kildare

Cheers every cant stop laughing at them all

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By *aughtyTippcplCouple
over a year ago

Nearby

The midweek stew, be grand, we get 2 days dinner out of that

Tina

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We'll just go for a quick one, 7hrs later, fall through the door and go straight for the chip pan

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By *ohnjoe888Man
over a year ago

cork

Turn off the immersion

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Midnight mass at 8 pm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chuckling at the posts! We grew up in great times really.

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By *longshottMan
over a year ago

Limerick

Don't come running to me when you break a leg

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Giving the pilot a standing ovation for for getting us to our holiday destination alive

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By *aughtyTippcplCouple
over a year ago

Nearby

A slap with every word from your mam if you really did bad

Up the fields to pick nuts so we can eat them and break out in hives after

Tina

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By *em4ejacWoman
over a year ago

Cougarville

Howl yer wheeesht till a hear the news on the wireless!

Eat your greens!

If ya meet a man in a pub - lave him there!

Wash yer mouth out wi soap !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"7 up and that lucozade could cure anything

It couldn't cure my hangover this morning

A spoon of milk of magnesia was another cure all

Tina "

I forgot all about milk of magnesia now you've brought the horror back

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By *aughtyTippcplCouple
over a year ago

Nearby


"7 up and that lucozade could cure anything

It couldn't cure my hangover this morning

A spoon of milk of magnesia was another cure all

Tina

I forgot all about milk of magnesia now you've brought the horror back "

My mother nearly had to force it down my throat it was the worst medicine ever

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"7 up and that lucozade could cure anything

It couldn't cure my hangover this morning

A spoon of milk of magnesia was another cure all

Tina

I forgot all about milk of magnesia now you've brought the horror back

My mother nearly had to force it down my throat it was the worst medicine ever "

What did it even do

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By *aughtyTippcplCouple
over a year ago

Nearby


"7 up and that lucozade could cure anything

It couldn't cure my hangover this morning

A spoon of milk of magnesia was another cure all

Tina

I forgot all about milk of magnesia now you've brought the horror back

My mother nearly had to force it down my throat it was the worst medicine ever

What did it even do"

I honestly don't know, I can't remember

All I know is anytime something was wrong it was shoved down my neck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"7 up and that lucozade could cure anything

It couldn't cure my hangover this morning

A spoon of milk of magnesia was another cure all

Tina

I forgot all about milk of magnesia now you've brought the horror back

My mother nearly had to force it down my throat it was the worst medicine ever

What did it even do

I honestly don't know, I can't remember

All I know is anytime something was wrong it was shoved down my neck "

I know it didn't matter what was wrong with ye you got a dose of it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Milk of magnesia was to kill worms

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A slap with every word from your mam if you really did bad

Up the fields to pick nuts so we can eat them and break out in hives after

Tina "

It was worse when some words had too sylabils 2 slaps for one word ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pub etiquette..

The crucial thing here is the "round" system in which each participant takes turns to "shout" an order.

To the outside, this may appear casual; you will not necessarily be told its your round and other participants may appear only too happy to substitute for you. But make no mistake, your failure to "put your hand in your pocket" will be noticed. People will mention it the minute you leave the room. The reputation will follow you to the grave whereafter it will attach to your offspring and possibly theirs aswell. It may become permanently enshrined in a family nickname

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