FabSwingers.com forum: Newbies

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Am I the only one who finds reading statuses from newbies hilarious? Only today I came across some gems from profiles created only hours ago like:

"Message me if you want to suck my cock"

"Want to try to be your daddy"

"Free tonight to degrade your wife"

As well as received a message from some charmer giving me the option to choose between having a bottle of wine together then going to bed or just fuck.

Wonder how long it will take them to go on a forum to ask the almighty question "Why nobody wants to talk to me? I'm genuine!"

Happy Sunday y'all;)

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By *obbym522000Man
over a year ago

Galway

lol crudeness personified eh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Am I the only one who finds reading statuses from newbies hilarious? Only today I came across some gems from profiles created only hours ago like:

"Message me if you want to suck my cock"

"Want to try to be your daddy"

"Free tonight to degrade your wife"

As well as received a message from some charmer giving me the option to choose between having a bottle of wine together then going to bed or just fuck.

Wonder how long it will take them to go on a forum to ask the almighty question "Why nobody wants to talk to me? I'm genuine!"

Happy Sunday y'all;)"
Guys ye left out the profiles with blank silhouette"s and / dick pick or the profiles with dick pics from more angles then you can count.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So free tonight too degrade ur wife doesn’t work lol

Lesson learned lol ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So free tonight too degrade ur wife doesn’t work lol

Lesson learned lol ?? "
..no it doesn't..but if any guy thought that was going to happen at a meet she would soon shatter that silly idea.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Theres a lady on here with no pics or veris.She wont meet wothout a face pic and must be well verified...hows that make sense??

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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of

"Theres a lady on here with no pics or veris.She wont meet wothout a face pic and must be well verified...hows that make sense??"

You seem to be a bit obsessed with that profile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its not just newbies...

The status updates that pop up in local are just great.. excellent way to filter some of the ladies.

One of my favs is a regular who alters between This site sucks will never use it again to putting up a meet today. I dare say her meets do not seem to go to plan

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By *ateniteCouple
over a year ago

Youghal

"Theres a lady on here with no pics or veris.She wont meet wothout a face pic and must be well verified...hows that make sense??

You seem to be a bit obsessed with that profile

Just thought the same thing.

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By *oxyvixen99Woman
over a year ago

Newtownabbey

Most are usually gone by a Monday morning. I think the Fri/sat night beers have a lot to do with it

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