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"Men couldn't cope with motherhood, they'd drop dead"

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By *ontbesillywrapyourwilly OP   Man
over a year ago

Tipperary

Is this true?

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By *aid backMan
over a year ago

by a lake with my rod out

No it's not

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well men couldn't be mothers?

Men do quiet well raising their children as single fathers though

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By *DSGCouple
over a year ago

That place in

Load of shite!!

I know two man who raised their children and did a brillent job

And yes i know mum's do a great job also X

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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of

Of course it's true. You guys cannot even handle a simple flu, what do you think would happen if men suddenly had their periods or have to give birth.

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By *ontbesillywrapyourwilly OP   Man
over a year ago

Tipperary


"Of course it's true. You guys cannot even handle a simple flu, what do you think would happen if men suddenly had their periods or have to give birth. "
it's a funny one as I have spoken to multiple young women who gave birth, built themselves up for torture and ended up saying it wasn't that bad at all.

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By *addy36Man
over a year ago

Mayo


"Of course it's true. You guys cannot even handle a simple flu, what do you think would happen if men suddenly had their periods or have to give birth. "

Have you ever had man flu

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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of


"Of course it's true. You guys cannot even handle a simple flu, what do you think would happen if men suddenly had their periods or have to give birth.

Have you ever had man flu "

Of course not. I'm a woman

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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of


"Of course it's true. You guys cannot even handle a simple flu, what do you think would happen if men suddenly had their periods or have to give birth.

Have you ever had man flu

Of course not. I'm a woman "

Wrong emoji should have been

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan


"Of course it's true. You guys cannot even handle a simple flu, what do you think would happen if men suddenly had their periods or have to give birth. "

Well I did a really big poo one day and I didn't drop dead. Same thing really

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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of


"Of course it's true. You guys cannot even handle a simple flu, what do you think would happen if men suddenly had their periods or have to give birth.

Well I did a really big poo one day and I didn't drop dead. Same thing really "

Tells me you're ready for a strapon session

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By *oserMan
over a year ago

where the wild roses grow


"Of course it's true. You guys cannot even handle a simple flu, what do you think would happen if men suddenly had their periods or have to give birth.

Well I did a really big poo one day and I didn't drop dead. Same thing really

Tells me you're ready for a strapon session "

Hence the really big poo....making room

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By *orguyMan
over a year ago

Tuam


"No it's not "

How many have you had??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Id love.a strapon session

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pain has no memory as they say,similar to pleasure in that regard, ive had my fair share of both, it merely shapes who we are. I think men are very capable of rearing their child/children with unconditional love, and to instill strong morals and values, in as much as Women can

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pain has no memory as they say,similar to pleasure in that regard, ive had my fair share of both, it merely shapes who we are. I think men are very capable of rearing their child/children with unconditional love, and to instill strong morals and values, in as much as Women can "

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By *igBlondeDommeWoman
over a year ago

middle of nowhere


"Pain has no memory as they say,similar to pleasure in that regard, ive had my fair share of both, it merely shapes who we are. I think men are very capable of rearing their child/children with unconditional love, and to instill strong morals and values, in as much as Women can "

What he said^^

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By *reenfrogoMan
over a year ago

nearby

Reminds of the reasoning i read once, that a kick in the balls was more painful than childbirth. The reasoning being that a women may decide to have more than one child, but having had a kick in the balls, no man would ever want a second one. Ergo a kick in the balls is more painful than childbirth

P.S. ( i know its not - its just a joke )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Of course it's true. You guys cannot even handle a simple flu, what do you think would happen if men suddenly had their periods or have to give birth.

Well I did a really big poo one day and I didn't drop dead. Same thing really "

I thought my last baby was a poop coming but no it was a child that popped out on the bathroom floor!

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By *easingTimMan
over a year ago

Loughlinstown


"Reminds of the reasoning i read once, that a kick in the balls was more painful than childbirth. The reasoning being that a women may decide to have more than one child, but having had a kick in the balls, no man would ever want a second one. Ergo a kick in the balls is more painful than childbirth

P.S. ( i know its not - its just a joke )"

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Love the disclaimer at the end!

You're a wise, wise man

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By *reenfrogoMan
over a year ago

nearby


"Reminds of the reasoning i read once, that a kick in the balls was more painful than childbirth. The reasoning being that a women may decide to have more than one child, but having had a kick in the balls, no man would ever want a second one. Ergo a kick in the balls is more painful than childbirth

P.S. ( i know its not - its just a joke )

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Love the disclaimer at the end!

You're a wise, wise man "

Its not my first rodeo

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By *reenfrogoMan
over a year ago

nearby


"Of course it's true. You guys cannot even handle a simple flu, what do you think would happen if men suddenly had their periods or have to give birth.

Well I did a really big poo one day and I didn't drop dead. Same thing really

I thought my last baby was a poop coming but no it was a child that popped out on the bathroom floor! "

Jeez that made me laugh!

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By *ensualandslow321Man
over a year ago

Tullamore

Have to agree. There's no way we could handle a full term pregnancy and birth. Although I must say the real work is making babies initially

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The amount of people who think giving birth is the hardest part

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Of course it's true. You guys cannot even handle a simple flu, what do you think would happen if men suddenly had their periods or have to give birth.

Well I did a really big poo one day and I didn't drop dead. Same thing really

I thought my last baby was a poop coming but no it was a child that popped out on the bathroom floor!

Jeez that made me laugh! "

True story!

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By *addy36Man
over a year ago

Mayo


"Of course it's true. You guys cannot even handle a simple flu, what do you think would happen if men suddenly had their periods or have to give birth.

Have you ever had man flu

Of course not. I'm a woman

Wrong emoji should have been "

That's what I thought, I'm not sure if there are any known cases of a woman surviving man flu

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By *reenfrogoMan
over a year ago

nearby


"Of course it's true. You guys cannot even handle a simple flu, what do you think would happen if men suddenly had their periods or have to give birth.

Have you ever had man flu

Of course not. I'm a woman

Wrong emoji should have been

That's what I thought, I'm not sure if there are any known cases of a woman surviving man flu "

There cant be.... if any did ypu would never hear the end of it

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By *addy36Man
over a year ago

Mayo


"Of course it's true. You guys cannot even handle a simple flu, what do you think would happen if men suddenly had their periods or have to give birth.

Have you ever had man flu

Of course not. I'm a woman

Wrong emoji should have been

That's what I thought, I'm not sure if there are any known cases of a woman surviving man flu

There cant be.... if any did ypu would never hear the end of it "

And that's the truth

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By *he rover returnedWoman
over a year ago

xxx

I know men that are great mothers and fathers to their children. It takes a village to rear a child

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Of course it's true. You guys cannot even handle a simple flu, what do you think would happen if men suddenly had their periods or have to give birth. "

This was not about being a woman. It was about motherhood. Definition is being a mother.

Wtf does that mean? I am a fulltime single dad of 3 so I am mum and dad all rolled into one.

3 kids is not easy but to say us guys could not cope is a big pile of shite!

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By *evil_u_knowMan
over a year ago

city

If it was men who gave birth, there would be no abortion and less war.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If it was men who gave birth, there would be no abortion and less war."

Or it would be legal everywhere

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By *he rover returnedWoman
over a year ago

xxx


"If it was men who gave birth, there would be no abortion and less war."

What about famine and pestilence ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It would be some crack all the same, nobody would know, they'd just assume it was a beer belly, and if it was a boy he'd be named rambo, if it was a girl she'd be named rambo

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By *reenfrogoMan
over a year ago

nearby


"It would be some crack all the same, nobody would know, they'd just assume it was a beer belly, and if it was a boy he'd be named rambo, if it was a girl she'd be named rambo "

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By *evil_u_knowMan
over a year ago

city


"If it was men who gave birth, there would be no abortion and less war.

What about famine and pestilence ??"

The affects of famine/pestilence would be smaller, except under total collapse of an eco system. Then it would be worse.

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By *he rover returnedWoman
over a year ago

xxx


"If it was men who gave birth, there would be no abortion and less war.

What about famine and pestilence ??

The affects of famine/pestilence would be smaller, except under total collapse of an eco system. Then it would be worse."

Ok ... but what are we going to do tonight brain ????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wonder would any woman give up her seat on the bus for us pregnant men, my arse would they

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By *igBlondeDommeWoman
over a year ago

middle of nowhere


"I wonder would any woman give up her seat on the bus for us pregnant men, my arse would they "

Ahhhh I would. I'm nice like that.

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By *he rover returnedWoman
over a year ago

xxx


"I wonder would any woman give up her seat on the bus for us pregnant men, my arse would they "

I give you my edge

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By *reenfrogoMan
over a year ago

nearby


"If it was men who gave birth, there would be no abortion and less war.

What about famine and pestilence ??

The affects of famine/pestilence would be smaller, except under total collapse of an eco system. Then it would be worse."

Surely you mean EGO system

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Of course it's true. You guys cannot even handle a simple flu, what do you think would happen if men suddenly had their periods or have to give birth.

Have you ever had man flu "

Do you mean having 37.5 C degrees and being 'half dead'?

Nooo, we can manage even 40 C degrees, looking after the kids and still being 100 % alive and work like robots

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You could be damn sure, if the shoe was on the other foot, we'd have 3 years maternity leave

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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of


"Of course it's true. You guys cannot even handle a simple flu, what do you think would happen if men suddenly had their periods or have to give birth.

Have you ever had man flu

Of course not. I'm a woman

Wrong emoji should have been

That's what I thought, I'm not sure if there are any known cases of a woman surviving man flu "

Women can't get manflu as simple as that.

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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of


"Of course it's true. You guys cannot even handle a simple flu, what do you think would happen if men suddenly had their periods or have to give birth.

This was not about being a woman. It was about motherhood. Definition is being a mother.

Wtf does that mean? I am a fulltime single dad of 3 so I am mum and dad all rolled into one.

3 kids is not easy but to say us guys could not cope is a big pile of shite!"

Chill cucumber, it was a lighthearted post. I'm fully aware that men can be great fathers.

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By *ohndunboyneMan
over a year ago

Dunboyne & Dublin


"Of course it's true. You guys cannot even handle a simple flu, what do you think would happen if men suddenly had their periods or have to give birth.

Have you ever had man flu

Of course not. I'm a woman

Wrong emoji should have been

That's what I thought, I'm not sure if there are any known cases of a woman surviving man flu

Women can't get manflu as simple as that. "

And it is this immunity, to the most serious illness known to humanity, that has kept your gender alive and enabled you to be here to engage in this forum thread.

Childbirth? Ha! A couple of hours stretching

Man flu goes on for days

Ye'd never make it through

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Himself is more domesticated than I am... Hes better at the cooking cleaning and with baby duties.. Hes a diamond in the rough...lucky me

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By *oserMan
over a year ago

where the wild roses grow


"Of course it's true. You guys cannot even handle a simple flu, what do you think would happen if men suddenly had their periods or have to give birth.

Well I did a really big poo one day and I didn't drop dead. Same thing really

I thought my last baby was a poop coming but no it was a child that popped out on the bathroom floor! "

Jesus

Your aim is kinda shit...

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