FabSwingers.com forum: Riddles....let's have some fun

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What is easy to get into,but difficult to get out ??

Red

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By *aughtyTippcplCouple
over a year ago

Nearby

Trouble?

Tina

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By *-ManMan
over a year ago

Kark

Handcuffs!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I go in hard i cum out soft, you blow me hard... what am i..

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

One of the answers is Debt ...

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By *-ManMan
over a year ago

Kark

What walks on 4 legs in the morning, 2 in the afternoon and 3 in the evening?

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By *arry and AnnCouple
over a year ago

Louth

What has he got in his pocketses?

filthy hobbit..

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What has he got in his pocketses?

filthy hobbit..

My precious

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I go in hard i cum out soft, you blow me hard... what am i.."

Chewing gum

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By *-ManMan
over a year ago

Kark

"I go in hard i cum out soft, you blow me hard... what am i..

Chewing gum

Lol, that went completely over my head!

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By *aughtyTippcplCouple
over a year ago

Nearby

I see the ocean but I don't see any water

What am I looking at?

Tina

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By *-ManMan
over a year ago

Kark

"I see the ocean but I don't see any water

What am I looking at?

Tina

The moon!

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By *aughtyTippcplCouple
over a year ago

Nearby

"I see the ocean but I don't see any water

What am I looking at?

Tina

The moon!"

Nope

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By *rxmrsCouple
over a year ago

in ur bed

What is more powerful than God

More eviler than the devil

The rich need it

And the poor has it

What it is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I'm young I'm tall

When I'm old I'm short

When I'm alive I glow

Because of your breath I die

What am I?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What will go up a chimney down but won’t come down a chimney up?

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By *rxmrsCouple
over a year ago

in ur bed

"What will go up a chimney down but won’t come down a chimney up?"
umbrella

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By *rxmrsCouple
over a year ago

in ur bed

"When I'm young I'm tall

When I'm old I'm short

When I'm alive I glow

Because of your breath I die

What am I?"
candle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What is more powerful than God

More eviler than the devil

The rich need it

And the poor has it

What it is "

Trump

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 06/10/18 18:12:59]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What is more powerful than God

More eviler than the devil

The rich need it

And the poor has it

What it is

Trump

Nothing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What is more powerful than God

More eviler than the devil

The rich need it

And the poor has it

What it is

Trump

Nothing"

mmm smart ass

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What is more powerful than God

More eviler than the devil

The rich need it

And the poor has it

What it is

Trump

Nothing

mmm smart ass

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By *rxmrsCouple
over a year ago

in ur bed

"What is more powerful than God

More eviler than the devil

The rich need it

And the poor has it

What it is

Trump

Nothing"

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By *reenfrogoMan
over a year ago

nearby

"What walks on 4 legs in the morning, 2 in the afternoon and 3 in the evening?"

Humans. We crawl when we are babies. Walk then. And use a walking stick when we are

old

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By *easingTimMan
over a year ago

Loughlinstown

A man lies dead outside

If he'd opened what's beside him a minute ago

he most likely would be alive...

What's beside him??

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By *reenfrogoMan
over a year ago

nearby

"A man lies dead outside

If he'd opened what's beside him a minute ago

he most likely would be alive...

What's beside him??

A door??

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By *easingTimMan
over a year ago

Loughlinstown

What gets longer if pulled

fits snugly between breasts

slides neatly into a hole

chokes people when used incorrectly

and works well when jerked?

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By *oxer22Man
over a year ago

limerick

"What is more powerful than God

More eviler than the devil

The rich need it

And the poor has it

What it is "

Nothing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What is more powerful than God

More eviler than the devil

The rich need it

And the poor has it

What it is

Nothing "

Nah, it was trump

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" What gets longer if pulled

fits snugly between breasts

slides neatly into a hole

chokes people when used incorrectly

and works well when jerked?

A seat belt?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A coffin

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By *rxmrsCouple
over a year ago

in ur bed

What a round as an apple shaped like a pear split in the middle and covered with hair

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By *easingTimMan
over a year ago

Loughlinstown

" What gets longer if pulled

fits snugly between breasts

slides neatly into a hole

chokes people when used incorrectly

and works well when jerked?

A seat belt?"

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5 euro for the busty lady

with the "low cut top"

Well done!!

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By *easingTimMan
over a year ago

Loughlinstown

When I go in

I can cause some pain.

I’ll fill your holes when you ask me to

I also ask you to spit

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By *reenfrogoMan
over a year ago

nearby

"When I go in

I can cause some pain.

I’ll fill your holes when you ask me to

I also ask you to spit

A dentist!

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By *easingTimMan
over a year ago

Loughlinstown

"When I go in

I can cause some pain.

I’ll fill your holes when you ask me to

I also ask you to spit

A dentist!

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You da man!!

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By *easingTimMan
over a year ago

Loughlinstown

I help with big erections

Sometimes, giant balls hang from me

and I’m known as a big swinger

What am I??

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By *reenfrogoMan
over a year ago

nearby

I help with big erections

Sometimes, giant balls hang from me

and I’m known as a big swinger

What am I??"

Wrecking ball?? Tower crane..

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By *easingTimMan
over a year ago

Loughlinstown

I help with big erections

Sometimes, giant balls hang from me

and I’m known as a big swinger

What am I??

Wrecking ball?? Tower crane.."

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2 outta 3's not bad

Now remember this one..?

"A man lies dead outside

If he'd opened what's beside him a minute ago

he most likely would be alive...

What's beside him??"

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By *reenfrogoMan
over a year ago

nearby

I help with big erections

Sometimes, giant balls hang from me

and I’m known as a big swinger

What am I??

Wrecking ball?? Tower crane..

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2 outta 3's not bad

Now remember this one..?

"A man lies dead outside

If he'd opened what's beside him a minute ago

he most likely would be alive...

What's beside him??"

Not a clue...a door?

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By *inkypinkwaCouple
over a year ago

Castledermot

Parachute

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I come in a lot of different sizes. Sometimes, I drip a little. If you blow me, it feels really good. What am I?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I come in a lot of different sizes. Sometimes, I drip a little. If you blow me, it feels really good. What am I?"
....Nose!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I come in a lot of different sizes. Sometimes, I drip a little. If you blow me, it feels really good. What am I?....Nose!

Yip x

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By *oo32Man
over a year ago

tipperary

The maker doesnt want me

The buyer doesnt use me

And the user doesnt see me

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By *oo32Man
over a year ago

tipperary

What has a bed but doesnt sleep and a mouth but never eats

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The maker doesnt want me

The buyer doesnt use me

And the user doesnt see me"
Coffin.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What has a bed but doesnt sleep and a mouth but never eats"
River

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By *oo32Man
over a year ago

tipperary

"What has a bed but doesnt sleep and a mouth but never eats"

What tastes better than it smells

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By *ndrew1972Man
over a year ago

Roscrea

"What has a bed but doesnt sleep and a mouth but never eats

What tastes better than it smells"

Your tongue.

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By *rxmrsCouple
over a year ago

in ur bed

"What a round as an apple shaped like a pear split in the middle and covered with hair

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does anyone know the answer to this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What a round as an apple shaped like a pear split in the middle and covered with hair

does anyone know the answer to this"
Eye.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What a round as an apple shaped like a pear split in the middle and covered with hair

does anyone know the answer to this"

eye, i do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What a round as an apple shaped like a pear split in the middle and covered with hair

does anyone know the answer to this Eye. "

Fast on the search button too, your full of surprises

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What a round as an apple shaped like a pear split in the middle and covered with hair

does anyone know the answer to this Eye.

Fast on the search button too, your full of surprises

"
I think you have secret feelings for me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I see the ocean but I don't see any water

What am I looking at?

Tina

A map?

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By *reenfrogoMan
over a year ago

nearby

"The maker doesnt want me

The buyer doesnt use me

And the user doesnt see me"

A coffin!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is making my brain hurt.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You are standing in front of a world map

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How do you tell the sex of a chromosome

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By *easingTimMan
over a year ago

Loughlinstown

"Parachute

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Fiver to the woman

with the exquisite white undies!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Some of these riddles are hilarious

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By *oody500Man
over a year ago

Bray

A man is driving down the road with no lights on, the moon isn't out, ahead of him a woman crossed the road, fortunately he braked and stopped before hitting her... How did he see her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A man is driving down the road with no lights on, the moon isn't out, ahead of him a woman crossed the road, fortunately he braked and stopped before hitting her... How did he see her"

It's day time.

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By *rxmrsCouple
over a year ago

in ur bed

A cowboy rides into town on Friday waits 3 days and ride out again on Friday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A cowboy rides into town on Friday waits 3 days and ride out again on Friday "

The horse is called Friday?

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By *rxmrsCouple
over a year ago

in ur bed

What has roads but has no cars has Rivers but has no water has trees but has no leafs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What has roads but has no cars has Rivers but has no water has trees but has no leafs"
maps

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What has hands but cant clap?

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By *rxmrsCouple
over a year ago

in ur bed

Is it in says he it is said she it's a perfect fit I like it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What has hands but cant clap?"
Clock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have keys but no locks. I have a space but no room. You can enter but cant go outside.

What am i?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yup

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On an island there is two fathers and two sons and a single palm tree with 3 coconuts !

How many would you give each person?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"On an island there is two fathers and two sons and a single palm tree with 3 coconuts !

How many would you give each person? "

Would it be 1 and a half each as in each person is both a father and a son

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have keys but no locks. I have a space but no room. You can enter but cant go outside.

What am i?"

A computer

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By *ean299Man
over a year ago

Lucan

"On an island there is two fathers and two sons and a single palm tree with 3 coconuts !

How many would you give each person? "

There are 3 people on the island - grandfather father and son.so each get a coconut

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By *easingTimMan
over a year ago

Loughlinstown

[Removed by poster at 16/10/18 01:39:56]

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By *easingTimMan
over a year ago

Loughlinstown

What's small, red and hard???

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By *orguyMan
over a year ago

Tuam

What's small, red and hard???

A small red stone

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By *BelfastGuyMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Tight jeans

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have keys but no locks. I have a space but no room. You can enter, but can’t go outside. What am I?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A man stands in front of a photograph and says “brothers and sisters have I none, but that man’s father is my father’s son”. Whose photo is he looking at?

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By *BelfastGuyMan
over a year ago

Belfast

"I have keys but no locks. I have a space but no room. You can enter, but can’t go outside. What am I?"

Keyboard

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