FabSwingers.com forum: What do men want ??

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Here is a thread for the men ...

What do you want??

Red

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By *m389Man
over a year ago

Bromley

The poster above

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By *hocko87Man
over a year ago

dublin

The company of a nice sexy lady .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Originality

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By *rojecttroubleMan
over a year ago

Belfast

To be kept on my toes.

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By *igBlondeDommeWoman
over a year ago

middle of nowhere

EVERYTHING!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Originality

Really ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Appreciation just appreciation

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"EVERYTHING!"

And more

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By *ecentguy321Man
over a year ago

nearby

Us men are simple creatures. Keeps our bellies full and our balls empty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To win the lotto!

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By *orguyMan
over a year ago

Tuam

A bigger car

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By *igBlondeDommeWoman
over a year ago

middle of nowhere

"EVERYTHING!

And more

See miss Fab we know!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Originality

Really ?

I do, ohh, and someone who doesnt mind turning a blind eye to the odd inch or two

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Us men are simple creatures. Keeps our bellies full and our balls empty"

That's what I thought ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A lingerie, adventurous, tights wearing goddess who can have a laugh and a drink as well

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A lingerie, adventurous, tights wearing goddess who can have a laugh and a drink as well "

Brandy or whiskey okay??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A lingerie, adventurous, tights wearing goddess who can have a laugh and a drink as well "

Only on Saturday

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A lingerie, adventurous, tights wearing goddess who can have a laugh and a drink as well

Only on Saturday

Most days ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A lingerie, adventurous, tights wearing goddess who can have a laugh and a drink as well

Brandy or whiskey okay??"

Whiskey

haven't gotten into brandy

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A lingerie, adventurous, tights wearing goddess who can have a laugh and a drink as well

Brandy or whiskey okay??

Whiskey

haven't gotten into brandy"

Yum yum

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By *owdyboy 890Man
over a year ago

Country West

A few women to be at my side

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By *ka ..Agent k ..Man
over a year ago

I could write all my wants on the back of a postage stamp atm and a cv below it ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The lot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A woman with the face of an angel but the mind of a devil and the front to use it. Smart, sexy, confident....but as a newbie currently I'd settle for a coffee drinker lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A woman with the face of an angel but the mind of a devil and the front to use it. Smart, sexy, confident....but as a newbie currently I'd settle for a coffee drinker lol"

Don't settle for instant coffee

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By *lay2018Couple
over a year ago

westmeath & roscommon.

Men, when you take away all the nonsense in this world, all they want to do is eat and have sex. For millions of years, that was and is the 2 main things they crave. Now in 2018, they can express the latter in so many ways thanks to the internet. Can you blame them, because in 100 years, they won't be here so why not enjoy it to the max while here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A woman with the face of an angel but the mind of a devil and the front to use it. Smart, sexy, confident....but as a newbie currently I'd settle for a coffee drinker lol

Don't settle for instant coffee

I like my coffee made slow and proper, but a quickie can be nice too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Men, when you take away all the nonsense in this world, all they want to do is eat and have sex. For millions of years, that was and is the 2 main things they crave. Now in 2018, they can express the latter in so many ways thanks to the internet. Can you blame them, because in 100 years, they won't be here so why not enjoy it to the max while here"

Was that post from Mr with a very low opinion of himself or Mrs with an even lower one

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By *he rover returnedWoman
over a year ago

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"A woman with the face of an angel but the mind of a devil and the front to use it. Smart, sexy, confident....but as a newbie currently I'd settle for a coffee drinker lol

Don't settle for instant coffee

I like my coffee made slow and proper, but a quickie can be nice too

Id recommend feck the coffee a nice strong cup of tea would be better

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A woman with the face of an angel but the mind of a devil and the front to use it. Smart, sexy, confident....but as a newbie currently I'd settle for a coffee drinker lol

Don't settle for instant coffee

I like my coffee made slow and proper, but a quickie can be nice too

Mediocre coffee is not good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A woman with the face of an angel but the mind of a devil and the front to use it. Smart, sexy, confident....but as a newbie currently I'd settle for a coffee drinker lol

Don't settle for instant coffee

I like my coffee made slow and proper, but a quickie can be nice too

Id recommend feck the coffee a nice strong cup of tea would be better

Is that where I'm going wrong? Should I be looking for a tea social instead? Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A woman with the face of an angel but the mind of a devil and the front to use it. Smart, sexy, confident....but as a newbie currently I'd settle for a coffee drinker lol

Don't settle for instant coffee

I like my coffee made slow and proper, but a quickie can be nice too

Mediocre coffee is not good

Mediocre anything isn't good, if something (or someone)isn't done right then maybe don't bother lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its a strange one, but i want a whiff of a Womans poop, just to see if it smells like roses, reading some of the comments from men on the forum, im conflicted as to whether it does or not

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By *atts n titsCouple
over a year ago

everywhere

"Its a strange one, but i want a whiff of a Womans poop, just to see if it smells like roses, reading some of the comments from men on the forum, im conflicted as to whether it does or not

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just smell there breath awful shite talk on here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A lingerie, adventurous, tights wearing goddess who can have a laugh and a drink as well

Brandy or whiskey okay??

Whiskey

haven't gotten into brandy

Yum yum"

Show me the way to the next whiskey bar

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By *he rover returnedWoman
over a year ago

xxx

"A woman with the face of an angel but the mind of a devil and the front to use it. Smart, sexy, confident....but as a newbie currently I'd settle for a coffee drinker lol

Don't settle for instant coffee

I like my coffee made slow and proper, but a quickie can be nice too

Id recommend feck the coffee a nice strong cup of tea would be better

Is that where I'm going wrong? Should I be looking for a tea social instead? Lol "

Now thats the way to go

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By *he rover returnedWoman
over a year ago

xxx

"Its a strange one, but i want a whiff of a Womans poop, just to see if it smells like roses, reading some of the comments from men on the forum, im conflicted as to whether it does or not

just smell there breath awful shite talk on here

Pmsl ... sweet smelling poop and ranky breath ...is this a new fetish

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Its a strange one, but i want a whiff of a Womans poop, just to see if it smells like roses, reading some of the comments from men on the forum, im conflicted as to whether it does or not

just smell there breath awful shite talk on here

Pmsl ... sweet smelling poop and ranky breath ...is this a new fetish

That's alot worse then golden Unicorn....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A sexy cougar to keep me on my toes!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A sexy cougar to keep me on my toes!"

There's a few here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I generally cant make up my mind from one day to the next.

Someone who keeps me interested, but that could be in so maby different ways its hard to define

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For the woman to make the first move

To be suduiced

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A sexy cougar to keep me on my toes!

There's a few here"

Please point me in their direction!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A quiet life lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A quiet life lol"

I'll join you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Europe to win the Ryder cup...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A night of hot sex...a proper session

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A night of hot sex...a proper session

You and half of fab

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A night of hot sex...a proper session

You and half of fab "

Only half?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A night of hot sex...a proper session

You and half of fab

Only half?

Not everyone is Desparate...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"[Removed by poster at 30/09/18 17:01:34]"

Saw that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A night of hot sex...a proper session

You and half of fab

Only half?

Not everyone is Desparate...

I would say I am not desperate, just have a good time with some nice people.. not shag the whole site

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Self respect and an even greater respect for others. Confidence in themselves, not persuaded by general public opinion, kind eyes, great smile and kisses like it may be their very last. Passionate and selfless in bed.

She will get what she deserves. Someone who treats her well every time. You'll not hear her complaining, because she won't need to.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd say some sex, but that's always there aha

Right now, i'd love some chinese tbh, starving!

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By *he rover returnedWoman
over a year ago

xxx

"Self respect and an even greater respect for others. Confidence in themselves, not persuaded by general public opinion, kind eyes, great smile and kisses like it may be their very last. Passionate and selfless in bed.

She will get what she deserves. Someone who treats her well every time. You'll not hear her complaining, because she won't need to."

I think this is what we should all strive for ...male or female. Well said

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She will get what she deserves. Someone who treats her well every time. You'll not hear her complaining, because she won't need to.

I think this is what we should all strive for ...male or female. Well said

I won't comment on this, everything was said

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By *ailburkeMan
over a year ago

near you

I want to have my cake and eat it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I want to have my cake and eat it."

Did someone say cake ??

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By *he rover returnedWoman
over a year ago

xxx

"I want to have my cake and eat it.

Did someone say cake ??

Cake is good ...watching bake off here

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By *owdyboy 890Man
over a year ago

Country West

"I want to have my cake and eat it.

Did someone say cake ??

Cake is good ...watching bake off here

You could show me how you bake

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By *iver80Man
over a year ago

south side ,

"Here is a thread for the men ...

What do you want??

Red

A blow job but when she looks into your eyes as I cum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Originality

Really ?

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A Star Wars fan

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Laughter

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By *he rover returnedWoman
over a year ago

xxx

"I want to have my cake and eat it.

Did someone say cake ??

Cake is good ...watching bake off here

You could show me how you bake

Yes rowdy ... we can have a cupcake challenge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A hot dinner a clean shirt and a good ride

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By *ailburkeMan
over a year ago

near you

"I want to have my cake and eat it.

Did someone say cake ??

Ya its all mine and im eating

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By *opper007Man
over a year ago

Limerick

"Here is a thread for the men ...

What do you want??

Red

Blowjobs... A cuddle... And A threesome with your sister... In that order...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A book of BJ vouchers until my hip heals and I am able to return all the favours would be good!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Here is a thread for the men ...

What do you want??

Red

Blowjobs... A cuddle... And A threesome with your sister... In that order... "

Yeah sister is not interested

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fab the home of wholesome family fun...

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By *opper007Man
over a year ago

Limerick

"Here is a thread for the men ...

What do you want??

Red

Blowjobs... A cuddle... And A threesome with your sister... In that order...

Yeah sister is not interested

Not necessarily yours but whoever you're with at the time

... You know what I mean

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By *rDarcy37Man
over a year ago

lucan

Cant speak for anyone else but me is:

No drama, no commitment fun sex and banter with discretion assured. New experiences to boot.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Here is a thread for the men ...

What do you want??

Red

To eat your sexy ass

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I want to have my cake and eat it.

Did someone say cake ??

Cake is good ...watching bake off here

You could show me how you bake

Yes rowdy ... we can have a cupcake challenge

Mmm cupcakes

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By *eys00Man
over a year ago

have boots will travel

Ah here, we don't even know ourselves!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Here is a thread for the men ...

What do you want??

Red

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no strings sex

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By *he rover returnedWoman
over a year ago

xxx

"I want to have my cake and eat it.

Did someone say cake ??

Cake is good ...watching bake off here

You could show me how you bake

Yes rowdy ... we can have a cupcake challenge

Mmm cupcakes "

You can join in steph

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By *m389Man
over a year ago

Bromley

PM me and I’ll tell you what I want.

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By *he rover returnedWoman
over a year ago

xxx

"PM me and I’ll tell you what I want."

Tell us here dont be shy

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By *K430Man
over a year ago

Tipperary

Liverpool to win the League

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I want to have my cake and eat it.

Did someone say cake ??

Cake is good ...watching bake off here

You could show me how you bake

Yes rowdy ... we can have a cupcake challenge

Mmm cupcakes

You can join in steph

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if there's cake I'm easily led

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By *he rover returnedWoman
over a year ago

xxx

"I want to have my cake and eat it.

Did someone say cake ??

Cake is good ...watching bake off here

You could show me how you bake

Yes rowdy ... we can have a cupcake challenge

Mmm cupcakes

You can join in steph

if there's cake I'm easily led

Chocolate cake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Beautiful legs lol

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By *it_tribesmanMan
over a year ago

Galway

"Here is a thread for the men ...

What do you want??

Red

Possibly the hardest question to ask. World peace, if thats not possible peace in my head will do

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By *rade69Man
over a year ago

dublin

I want to do a call out to a ladies house !! When I’m done and dusted for her to pounce on me and devour me !!! Been a fantasy of mine since I was young

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I want to have my cake and eat it.

Did someone say cake ??

Cake is good ...watching bake off here

You could show me how you bake

Yes rowdy ... we can have a cupcake challenge

Mmm cupcakes

You can join in steph

if there's cake I'm easily led

Chocolate cake

When it comes to cake I'm easy

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By *he rover returnedWoman
over a year ago

xxx

"I want to have my cake and eat it.

Did someone say cake ??

Cake is good ...watching bake off here

You could show me how you bake

Yes rowdy ... we can have a cupcake challenge

Mmm cupcakes

You can join in steph

if there's cake I'm easily led

Chocolate cake

When it comes to cake I'm easy

Lol so am i Steph... when it comes to cake

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By *ontbesillywrapyourwillyMan
over a year ago

Tipperary

"Here is a thread for the men ...

What do you want??

Red

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want where?

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By *rade69Man
over a year ago

dublin

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By *rade69Man
over a year ago

dublin

I think I will wait or keep dreaming

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Id love some red now . And some brandy after .

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Here is a thread for the men ...

What do you want??

Red

Possibly the hardest question to ask. World peace, if thats not possible peace in my head will do"

With you there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Here is a thread for the men ...

What do you want??

Red

the answer is normally

booze

food

sex

in no particular order, if there has been a change I have not received the memo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A reply to a message on Fab lol ??????

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By *ontbesillywrapyourwillyMan
over a year ago

Tipperary

Men are very easy please

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By *arry and AnnCouple
over a year ago

Louth

Ill have a cappuccino if youre offering

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By *iver80Man
over a year ago

south side ,

I'll have a hang and cheese smabo toasted

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

Unusually for me, a good,fast, emotionless fuck.

No conversation, no coffee, no pleasantries, just fucking.

I'm not sure why I feel like this today but that's it..

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By *igBlondeDommeWoman
over a year ago

middle of nowhere

"Unusually for me, a good,fast, emotionless fuck.

No conversation, no coffee, no pleasantries, just fucking.

I'm not sure why I feel like this today but that's it.. "

You'll have to wait until Friday. That's emotionless fuck day. Hang in there Michael.

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

"Unusually for me, a good,fast, emotionless fuck.

No conversation, no coffee, no pleasantries, just fucking.

I'm not sure why I feel like this today but that's it..

You'll have to wait until Friday. That's emotionless fuck day. Hang in there Michael.

Noooooooooo!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We all want a wild woman, tiger woman ..A woman who hijack my cock ,owns my cock, wordship my cock...and last A woman who take my cock like a Champion.

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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

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"Unusually for me, a good,fast, emotionless fuck.

No conversation, no coffee, no pleasantries, just fucking.

I'm not sure why I feel like this today but that's it..

You'll have to wait until Friday. That's emotionless fuck day. Hang in there Michael.

Noooooooooo!

I go along with that if you chop the rest of the wood in the yard beforehand and I don't want to hear a word!

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By *onegal54321Man
over a year ago

close by

"Here is a thread for the men ...

What do you want??

Red

Some fun with you! X

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

"Unusually for me, a good,fast, emotionless fuck.

No conversation, no coffee, no pleasantries, just fucking.

I'm not sure why I feel like this today but that's it..

You'll have to wait until Friday. That's emotionless fuck day. Hang in there Michael.

Noooooooooo!

I go along with that if you chop the rest of the wood in the yard beforehand and I don't want to hear a word!

How much wood are we talking about?

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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of

"Unusually for me, a good,fast, emotionless fuck.

No conversation, no coffee, no pleasantries, just fucking.

I'm not sure why I feel like this today but that's it..

You'll have to wait until Friday. That's emotionless fuck day. Hang in there Michael.

Noooooooooo!

I go along with that if you chop the rest of the wood in the yard beforehand and I don't want to hear a word!

How much wood are we talking about?

It's not much, about 8 trunk slices I can't chop up with the axe myself cos there masterpieces.

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

"Unusually for me, a good,fast, emotionless fuck.

No conversation, no coffee, no pleasantries, just fucking.

I'm not sure why I feel like this today but that's it..

You'll have to wait until Friday. That's emotionless fuck day. Hang in there Michael.

Noooooooooo!

I go along with that if you chop the rest of the wood in the yard beforehand and I don't want to hear a word!

How much wood are we talking about?

It's not much, about 8 trunk slices I can't chop up with the axe myself cos there masterpieces.

5 minutes of foreplay and then I'll do the wood? Deal?

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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of

"Unusually for me, a good,fast, emotionless fuck.

No conversation, no coffee, no pleasantries, just fucking.

I'm not sure why I feel like this today but that's it..

You'll have to wait until Friday. That's emotionless fuck day. Hang in there Michael.

Noooooooooo!

I go along with that if you chop the rest of the wood in the yard beforehand and I don't want to hear a word!

How much wood are we talking about?

It's not much, about 8 trunk slices I can't chop up with the axe myself cos there masterpieces.

5 minutes of foreplay and then I'll do the wood? Deal?

Hahahahaha

I'd say you're pushing it with 5 minutes...

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By *igBlondeDommeWoman
over a year ago

middle of nowhere

"Unusually for me, a good,fast, emotionless fuck.

No conversation, no coffee, no pleasantries, just fucking.

I'm not sure why I feel like this today but that's it..

You'll have to wait until Friday. That's emotionless fuck day. Hang in there Michael.

Noooooooooo!

I go along with that if you chop the rest of the wood in the yard beforehand and I don't want to hear a word!

How much wood are we talking about?

It's not much, about 8 trunk slices I can't chop up with the axe myself cos there masterpieces.

5 minutes of foreplay and then I'll do the wood? Deal?

Eh...I didn't know there was a barter system. Ive a leak needs fixing???

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

"Unusually for me, a good,fast, emotionless fuck.

No conversation, no coffee, no pleasantries, just fucking.

I'm not sure why I feel like this today but that's it..

You'll have to wait until Friday. That's emotionless fuck day. Hang in there Michael.

Noooooooooo!

I go along with that if you chop the rest of the wood in the yard beforehand and I don't want to hear a word!

How much wood are we talking about?

It's not much, about 8 trunk slices I can't chop up with the axe myself cos there masterpieces.

5 minutes of foreplay and then I'll do the wood? Deal?

Hahahahaha

I'd say you're pushing it with 5 minutes..."

It's a trap... I'll be done after 30 seconds

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

"Unusually for me, a good,fast, emotionless fuck.

No conversation, no coffee, no pleasantries, just fucking.

I'm not sure why I feel like this today but that's it..

You'll have to wait until Friday. That's emotionless fuck day. Hang in there Michael.

Noooooooooo!

I go along with that if you chop the rest of the wood in the yard beforehand and I don't want to hear a word!

How much wood are we talking about?

It's not much, about 8 trunk slices I can't chop up with the axe myself cos there masterpieces.

5 minutes of foreplay and then I'll do the wood? Deal?

Eh...I didn't know there was a barter system. Ive a leak needs fixing???"

I think you can buy pads from the chemist for that? Sure look, I'll have a go..

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over a year ago

And a bit of panelling maybe

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By *ebelRoadMan
over a year ago

Cork / Wexford

All depends on the male.

For me sane, fun and replies to messages haha

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By *igBlondeDommeWoman
over a year ago

middle of nowhere

"Unusually for me, a good,fast, emotionless fuck.

No conversation, no coffee, no pleasantries, just fucking.

I'm not sure why I feel like this today but that's it..

You'll have to wait until Friday. That's emotionless fuck day. Hang in there Michael.

Noooooooooo!

I go along with that if you chop the rest of the wood in the yard beforehand and I don't want to hear a word!

How much wood are we talking about?

It's not much, about 8 trunk slices I can't chop up with the axe myself cos there masterpieces.

5 minutes of foreplay and then I'll do the wood? Deal?

Eh...I didn't know there was a barter system. Ive a leak needs fixing???

I think you can buy pads from the chemist for that? Sure look, I'll have a go.. "

Fooker... like you're not a gynaecologist but you'll have a good look.

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

"Unusually for me, a good,fast, emotionless fuck.

No conversation, no coffee, no pleasantries, just fucking.

I'm not sure why I feel like this today but that's it..

You'll have to wait until Friday. That's emotionless fuck day. Hang in there Michael.

Noooooooooo!

I go along with that if you chop the rest of the wood in the yard beforehand and I don't want to hear a word!

How much wood are we talking about?

It's not much, about 8 trunk slices I can't chop up with the axe myself cos there masterpieces.

5 minutes of foreplay and then I'll do the wood? Deal?

Eh...I didn't know there was a barter system. Ive a leak needs fixing???

I think you can buy pads from the chemist for that? Sure look, I'll have a go..

Fooker... like you're not a gynaecologist but you'll have a good look.

...and I might as well tell you, I'll be interfering with myself while I'm looking

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