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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I am just curious what is the laziest opening line you ever received.. Today I got one word it just said "Hun" but he did follow it up with another message soon after that just said the letter "T"

Like call me old fashioned but I need more than four letters to seduce me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Okay bring 20 fags and a slab of bulmers!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't know.... he is on your mind.

He might be playing the long game.

I did get one that just said "suck?" Still not sure was I ment to be the sucker or suckee

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By *orguyMan
over a year ago

Tuam

Could be worse

He could have sent "Cun"

And then a "T"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Could be worse

He could have sent "Cun"

And then a "T""

Haha ffing ha hilarious

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't know.... he is on your mind.

He might be playing the long game.

I did get one that just said "suck?" Still not sure was I ment to be the sucker or suckee"

I've had "bj" which is lazier.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I don't know.... he is on your mind.

He might be playing the long game.

I did get one that just said "suck?" Still not sure was I ment to be the sucker or suckee

I've had "bj" which is lazier."

OK you win hard to beat that!

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By *oxyvixen99Woman
over a year ago

Newtownabbey

Ive had "X"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ive had "X""

Jesus I thought Bj was going to be hard to beat!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ive had "X""

You deserve a lot more than a single x

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By *oupleuncutCouple
over a year ago

dun laoghaire

I'd love a short message! I sometimes get essay's, like they're applying for a job,I nearly hired one before but he didn't attach any reference but I do like the effort

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd love a short message! I sometimes get essay's, like they're applying for a job,I nearly hired one before but he didn't attach any reference but I do like the effort "

He was applying for a blow job

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By *ork3SomeCouple
over a year ago

BaileSexy

Subject: Hi

Hw r u

Would be a common enough message.

Got 'wanna fook' before from a Dublin couple. Appreciated the accent change in the text

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By *oupleuncutCouple
over a year ago

dun laoghaire


"I'd love a short message! I sometimes get essay's, like they're applying for a job,I nearly hired one before but he didn't attach any reference but I do like the effort

He was applying for a blow job"

I put him on my short list

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd love a short message! I sometimes get essay's, like they're applying for a job,I nearly hired one before but he didn't attach any reference but I do like the effort

He was applying for a blow jobI put him on my short list "

Important to note that your lists are even graded..... Hmmmm

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By *eys00Man
over a year ago

have boots will travel

Subject: .

Body of message: ?

Attached picture: penis

Ye did it lads. Ye turned me. I've resisted for so long but that has just won me over with its sheer eloquence

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sometimes whats even worse than the 'Hi' messages are the Yoda ones.

One liners that make no grammatical sense ..

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By *eys00Man
over a year ago

have boots will travel


"Sometimes whats even worse than the 'Hi' messages are the Yoda ones.

One liners that make no grammatical sense .."

Feisty one you are

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By *reenfrogoMan
over a year ago

nearby


"I am just curious what is the laziest opening line you ever received.. Today I got one word it just said "Hun" but he did follow it up with another message soon after that just said the letter "T"

Like call me old fashioned but I need more than four letters to seduce me! "

Maybe he thought he was sending a telegram and was being charged by the letter?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sometimes whats even worse than the 'Hi' messages are the Yoda ones.

One liners that make no grammatical sense ..

Feisty one you are "

Patience you must have my young padawan

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By *ortobello SionnachWoman
over a year ago

Dublin


"Subject: Hi

Hw r u

Would be a common enough message.

Got 'wanna fook' before from a Dublin couple. Appreciated the accent change in the text "

Agreed "Hw r u" or "Wuu2?" then there is also the "u ok"

On reflection "u ok" takes some beating it don't even have the ? mark.

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By *eys00Man
over a year ago

have boots will travel


"Subject: Hi

Hw r u

Would be a common enough message.

Got 'wanna fook' before from a Dublin couple. Appreciated the accent change in the text

Agreed "Hw r u" or "Wuu2?" then there is also the "u ok"

On reflection "u ok" takes some beating it don't even have the ? mark. "

It's a statement, they're telling you that you are okay. Just some friendly reassurance

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By *he rover returnedWoman
over a year ago

xxx


"I am just curious what is the laziest opening line you ever received.. Today I got one word it just said "Hun" but he did follow it up with another message soon after that just said the letter "T"

Like call me old fashioned but I need more than four letters to seduce me! "

Feeling we git messages of the same person ... i asked him if he needed help wuth the alphabet

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By *he rover returnedWoman
over a year ago

xxx


"Could be worse

He could have sent "Cun"

And then a "T""

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By *iffaWoman
over a year ago

wherever

Dtf that was it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dtf that was it"

What does it dtf stand for?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never mind, Google says down to fuck.

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By *iffaWoman
over a year ago

wherever

I asked it means down to fuck which is some kind of young cool speak I don’t get

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He could have at least put a question mark after it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Dtf that was it

What does it dtf stand for?"

It means Down to Fuck

Next summer I am looking for a man who is DTFT.. Down to Foot Turf

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dtf that was it

What does it dtf stand for?

It means Down to Fuck

Next summer I am looking for a man who is DTFT.. Down to Foot Turf"

I love footing turf, only when there is a good breeze though.

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By *reenfrogoMan
over a year ago

nearby


"Dtf that was it

What does it dtf stand for?

It means Down to Fuck

Next summer I am looking for a man who is DTFT.. Down to Foot Turf

I love footing turf, only when there is a good breeze though.

"

The midgies are a hoor!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dtf that was it

What does it dtf stand for?

It means Down to Fuck

Next summer I am looking for a man who is DTFT.. Down to Foot Turf

I love footing turf, only when there is a good breeze though.

The midgies are a hoor!

"

And the horseflies are worse.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Dtf that was it

What does it dtf stand for?

It means Down to Fuck

Next summer I am looking for a man who is DTFT.. Down to Foot Turf

I love footing turf, only when there is a good breeze though. "

Expect a message from me early May 2019 I have plenty of turf for footing

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By *ucyfur77Woman
over a year ago

Pleasuretown

x

Not even a capital letter either

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dtf that was it

What does it dtf stand for?

It means Down to Fuck

Next summer I am looking for a man who is DTFT.. Down to Foot Turf

I love footing turf, only when there is a good breeze though.

Expect a message from me early May 2019 I have plenty of turf for footing"

No problem

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dtf that was it

What does it dtf stand for?

It means Down to Fuck

Next summer I am looking for a man who is DTFT.. Down to Foot Turf

I love footing turf, only when there is a good breeze though.

Expect a message from me early May 2019 I have plenty of turf for footing

No problem "

Tits n Turf... a real dynamite combination....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am just curious what is the laziest opening line you ever received.. Today I got one word it just said "Hun" but he did follow it up with another message soon after that just said the letter "T"

Like call me old fashioned but I need more than four letters to seduce me! "

Subject is h

Full message hi

How do I control myself I wonder why

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just got a

"how's you both"

Maybe he asking about both my boobs or both my bum cheeks or both my arms or both my legs

Or maybe he should of looked at my profile before he sent the message lol

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan


"I just got a

"how's you both"

Maybe he asking about both my boobs or both my bum cheeks or both my arms or both my legs

Or maybe he should of looked at my profile before he sent the message lol"

Maybe he thought you were a sailor?

Spelling can be hit and miss here at times

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan


"I am just curious what is the laziest opening line you ever received.. Today I got one word it just said "Hun" but he did follow it up with another message soon after that just said the letter "T"

Like call me old fashioned but I need more than four letters to seduce me!

Subject is h

Full message hi

How do I control myself I wonder why "

Ah, poetry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"oi"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I just got a

"how's you both"

Maybe he asking about both my boobs or both my bum cheeks or both my arms or both my legs

Or maybe he should of looked at my profile before he sent the message lol

Maybe he thought you were a sailor?

Spelling can be hit and miss here at times "

It was a copy and paste message lol

The laziest message to get no matter how long it is

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By *s LollyWoman
over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

Love the cut and paste job especially when it says good evening love a hot young slim woman from Dublin.......when its actually 9am im from Carlow plus size and 45

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By *v laura kTV/TS
over a year ago

Limerick

Howz u??? Drives me insane for some reason!!! I mean how difficult is it to write" how are you??"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Copy and paste for me too...hi, I’m free right now if you want to fuck me.

Right love,I’ll just teleport myself to Kerry from Dublin and I’ll see you in a few

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By *s LollyWoman
over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...


"Copy and paste for me too...hi, I’m free right now if you want to fuck me.

Right love,I’ll just teleport myself to Kerry from Dublin and I’ll see you in a few "

Damn how about the same request only carlow not as far

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Copy and paste for me too...hi, I’m free right now if you want to fuck me.

Right love,I’ll just teleport myself to Kerry from Dublin and I’ll see you in a few

Damn how about the same request only carlow not as far "

I’m on my way

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By *katemanMan
over a year ago

tralee

Mine to hello would you like to chat thanks. I don't think there is anything wrong with that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got a hi recently.

Hi in subject

Hi in the message

I sent a "hello" back

Didn't get a reply

How rude!

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By *rDarcy37Man
over a year ago

lucan


"I am just curious what is the laziest opening line you ever received.. Today I got one word it just said "Hun" but he did follow it up with another message soon after that just said the letter "T"

Like call me old fashioned but I need more than four letters to seduce me! "

Well if his lazyness in his writing is followed up by the same attitude in the bedroom it doesnt bode well!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I am just curious what is the laziest opening line you ever received.. Today I got one word it just said "Hun" but he did follow it up with another message soon after that just said the letter "T"

Like call me old fashioned but I need more than four letters to seduce me!

Well if his lazyness in his writing is followed up by the same attitude in the bedroom it doesnt bode well!!!"

Exactly sure I even have this in my profile.... "Messaging me "hey what's up" or "wanna fuck" will not get my panties damp anytime soon. Text speech is my pet hate in life. If you are that lazy using text speech to seduce me it's going to be non runner

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By *rDarcy37Man
over a year ago

lucan


"I am just curious what is the laziest opening line you ever received.. Today I got one word it just said "Hun" but he did follow it up with another message soon after that just said the letter "T"

Like call me old fashioned but I need more than four letters to seduce me!

Well if his lazyness in his writing is followed up by the same attitude in the bedroom it doesnt bode well!!!

Exactly sure I even have this in my profile.... "Messaging me "hey what's up" or "wanna fuck" will not get my panties damp anytime soon. Text speech is my pet hate in life. If you are that lazy using text speech to seduce me it's going to be non runner "

Yeah im with you on text speak. I can look past a lol but the rest makes me bite my tounge a little and not in a good way.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Interested? X

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By *ontbesillywrapyourwillyMan
over a year ago

Tipperary

If I got a plain hi how are you and the profile/pics interested me and they're not the other end of the country, I'm good to go

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