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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Twas the night before Christmas

And all through the house

Everyone felt ****ty

Even the mouse

Moms at the whorehouse

Dads smoking grass

I’ve just settled down

For a nice piece of arse

When out on the lawn

I heard such a clatter

I sprung from my place

To see whats the matter

Then coming from town

I saw a big ****

I knew in a moment

It must be St Nick

He came down the chimney

Like a bat out of Hell

I knew in a moment

The ****er had fell

He filled all our stockings

With pretzels and beer

And a big rubber ****

For my brother, the queer

He rose up the chimney

With a thunderous fart

The son of a bitch

Blew the chimney apart

He swore and he cursed

As he rode out of sight

“**** on you all, have a

wonderful night”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Muxi the poet, Who would have guessed ...

Tone it down mate ya might get to do one of them books 4 kids ...pmsl

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