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"We wont read your profiles, im hardly going to read another shopping list "Its a quiz ...try it | |||
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"We wont read your profiles, im hardly going to read another shopping list
Its a quiz ...try it "i dont need to Rover, im a gentleman  | |||
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"We wont read your profiles, im hardly going to read another shopping list
Its a quiz ...try it
i dont need to Rover, im a gentleman "Ahh see thats lovely and can we have some more if you please | |||
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B) because who doesnt love a good spooning breakfast and blow job in the same sentence!
B) is nice to be nice! ghosting is just plane immaturity lack of brains 
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"There was a thread this morning from a lady complaning about guys and the messages she received. Instead of pointing out the bad in guys how about a thread where all the really nice meets or messages we receive are pointed out? After all we are all still here so it really can't be that bad " I totally agree the men I have actually met off Fab have being gentleman and all round lovely trustworthy respectful men. All very deserving of their five star verifications. I don't want to tar all men with the same brush. But it's the fuckwits that ruin it for the genuine men here | |||
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"Haha this is hands down the best post ive ever read on here. Breakfast in bed along with a blowjob? Heck can i marry you now? "Haha the breakfast is top notch it comes with fried potatoes and the blowjob is pretty fine as well | |||
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"There was a thread this morning from a lady complaning about guys and the messages she received. Instead of pointing out the bad in guys how about a thread where all the really nice meets or messages we receive are pointed out? After all we are all still here so it really can't be that bad " I love this idea. Ive met and chatted to lovely men here | |||
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"There was a thread this morning from a lady complaning about guys and the messages she received. Instead of pointing out the bad in guys how about a thread where all the really nice meets or messages we receive are pointed out? After all we are all still here so it really can't be that bad I love this idea. Ive met and chatted to lovely men here "I chat to lots of men on here really I answer most mails and most men are decent and respectful it's a very small percentage who are fools | |||
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"Haha this is hands down the best post ive ever read on here. Breakfast in bed along with a blowjob? Heck can i marry you now?
Haha the breakfast is top notch it comes with fried potatoes and the blowjob is pretty fine as well "Is it ok if i bring the fresh wexford berries with me for afters? With or without cream? | |||
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"There was a thread this morning from a lady complaning about guys and the messages she received. Instead of pointing out the bad in guys how about a thread where all the really nice meets or messages we receive are pointed out? After all we are all still here so it really can't be that bad I love this idea. Ive met and chatted to lovely men here
I chat to lots of men on here really I answer most mails and most men are decent and respectful it's a very small percentage who are fools "I actually have to agree with you..most are lovely. But if decency and kindness and cop on and this is a great spot | |||
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"There was a thread this morning from a lady complaning about guys and the messages she received. Instead of pointing out the bad in guys how about a thread where all the really nice meets or messages we receive are pointed out? After all we are all still here so it really can't be that bad I totally agree the men I have actually met off Fab have being gentleman and all round lovely trustworthy respectful men. All very deserving of their five star verifications. I don't want to tar all men with the same brush. But it's the fuckwits that ruin it for the genuine men here " Mrs here and totally agree with you. All the people we met (except just one man who was rude when got the final No answer for more than a coffee meet) have been nice, funny, gentlemen. Sometimes you can see reading just one message that continuing the conversation doesn't make a sense | |||
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"There was a thread this morning from a lady complaning about guys and the messages she received. Instead of pointing out the bad in guys how about a thread where all the really nice meets or messages we receive are pointed out? After all we are all still here so it really can't be that bad I love this idea. Ive met and chatted to lovely men here
I chat to lots of men on here really I answer most mails and most men are decent and respectful it's a very small percentage who are fools "thank you, and i imagine you are in the minority of answering most mails  | |||
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Haha the breakfast is top notch it comes with fried potatoes and the blowjob is pretty fine as well
Fried potatoes bloody hell and perhaps a runny egg | |||
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"Haha this is hands down the best post ive ever read on here. Breakfast in bed along with a blowjob? Heck can i marry you now?
Haha the breakfast is top notch it comes with fried potatoes and the blowjob is pretty fine as well
Fried potatoes bloody hell and perhaps a runny egg "Pushing your luck now looking for a runny egg too | |||
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"Call me old fashioned but I don't like quiz's unless there's a table involved "Mmm I do love to be quizzed over a table... The kitchen table lol | |||
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"Call me old fashioned but I don't like quiz's unless there's a table involved "Ha Ha _ilder.. chivalry is alive and well 
Larry Gogans just a minute quiz used to be fun..
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"Call me old fashioned but I don't like quiz's unless there's a table involved
Mmm I do love to be quizzed over a table... The kitchen table lol"Only quizzed?.... | |||
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"What about the clever fuckwits who are smart enough to pick all Bs but in reality are A's all the way. Theyre sneaky fkrs those clever fuckwits " They will all be clever fuckwits if they have read the ops thread correctly......oh wait.....they don't read profiles properly so maybe not | |||
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"There was a thread this morning from a lady complaning about guys and the messages she received. Instead of pointing out the bad in guys how about a thread where all the really nice meets or messages we receive are pointed out? After all we are all still here so it really can't be that bad " I just ignore them. I delete so many messages without reading them. So many. I'm chatting to a LOVELY guy at the moment | |||
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"I mean..... I feel I should put B to all the answers, but an MCQ with all the same letter answers seems like a trick. Also did she say she serves breakfast in bed? " On the menu is SuperQuinn sausages Clonakility Pudding Smoked Bacon Fried Potatoes and eggs served just the way you like them! Beans mushrooms and fried tomatoes are optional! | |||
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"I mean..... I feel I should put B to all the answers, but an MCQ with all the same letter answers seems like a trick. Also did she say she serves breakfast in bed? On the menu is SuperQuinn sausages Clonakility Pudding Smoked Bacon Fried Potatoes and eggs served just the way you like them! Beans mushrooms and fried tomatoes are optional! " A food orgasm freshly squeezed orange juice ?? | |||
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"I mean..... I feel I should put B to all the answers, but an MCQ with all the same letter answers seems like a trick. Also did she say she serves breakfast in bed? On the menu is SuperQuinn sausages Clonakility Pudding Smoked Bacon Fried Potatoes and eggs served just the way you like them! Beans mushrooms and fried tomatoes are optional! " I don't mean to sound fussy, the blowjob sounds alright and everything, but is there not a continental option.... | |||
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"I mean..... I feel I should put B to all the answers, but an MCQ with all the same letter answers seems like a trick. Also did she say she serves breakfast in bed? On the menu is SuperQuinn sausages Clonakility Pudding Smoked Bacon Fried Potatoes and eggs served just the way you like them! Beans mushrooms and fried tomatoes are optional! " One more reason to be wheeled outa your place.  | |||
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"I mean..... I feel I should put B to all the answers, but an MCQ with all the same letter answers seems like a trick. Also did she say she serves breakfast in bed? On the menu is SuperQuinn sausages Clonakility Pudding Smoked Bacon Fried Potatoes and eggs served just the way you like them! Beans mushrooms and fried tomatoes are optional! " Jesus, I'd Don an apron and cook breakfast and allow you a rest.... Or time to pucker up lol | |||
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"I mean..... I feel I should put B to all the answers, but an MCQ with all the same letter answers seems like a trick. Also did she say she serves breakfast in bed? On the menu is SuperQuinn sausages Clonakility Pudding Smoked Bacon Fried Potatoes and eggs served just the way you like them! Beans mushrooms and fried tomatoes are optional! I don't mean to sound fussy, the blowjob sounds alright and everything, but is there not a continental option...." It's more than a pastry and a few few slices of ham that you would need after tackling me all night! | |||
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"I mean..... I feel I should put B to all the answers, but an MCQ with all the same letter answers seems like a trick. Also did she say she serves breakfast in bed? On the menu is SuperQuinn sausages Clonakility Pudding Smoked Bacon Fried Potatoes and eggs served just the way you like them! Beans mushrooms and fried tomatoes are optional! I don't mean to sound fussy, the blowjob sounds alright and everything, but is there not a continental option.... It's more than a pastry and a few few slices of ham that you would need after tackling me all night! " . Refuel required before the morning session! | |||
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"I mean..... I feel I should put B to all the answers, but an MCQ with all the same letter answers seems like a trick. Also did she say she serves breakfast in bed? On the menu is SuperQuinn sausages Clonakility Pudding Smoked Bacon Fried Potatoes and eggs served just the way you like them! Beans mushrooms and fried tomatoes are optional! I don't mean to sound fussy, the blowjob sounds alright and everything, but is there not a continental option.... It's more than a pastry and a few few slices of ham that you would need after tackling me all night! " Hmmmm promises promises | |||
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I don't know, what's the world coming to? This lack of decent standards is appalling 
What's a man got to do to get a proper Eggs Benedict these days! | |||
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"Ah here RosyRedLips! I've passed the quiz, spent quality time with you, let you hang onto me 'til morning and even let you drain me on waking, so you have your protein shot to pep you up for the day and yet you aren't presenting my tired, qualified ass with Eggs Benedict
I don't know, what's the world coming to? This lack of decent standards is appalling
What's a man got to do to get a proper Eggs Benedict these days!"Ah now you missed the bit where I said you could have your eggs any way you like! I like my eggs unfertilzed! | |||
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brilliant quiz. Although all this talk of breakfast in bed has me starving | |||
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"Thinking of just updating my profile with my are you a Fuckwit quiz to out the idiots from the gentleman here. Some really lovely men on this site but they get a bad deal because of the fuckwits that frequent here. I refer to Fuckwits quite a bit in my profile. My family always say I am like fly paper for freaks and I especially seem to have Fuckwits buzzing around looking for my sweet nectar here. The Urban Dictionary defines it as fuckwit Someone who despite constant failure, is unable to learn from these transgressions. Continues to do foolish and irritating things, which aggravate many people. They are not only a halfwit, but also significantly fucked in the head. Hence the term fuckwit. Also can be associated with pathological liars, bullshit artists, and ass maggots. So before messaging me take my simple quiz. You look at ladies profiles on Fab and you think... A) Well she's on Fab I can treat her like unpaid sex worker B) Appreciate all the ladies on Fab that are embracing their sexuality You decide to send me a message on Fab. Do you.... A) You copy and paste the same "Heah what's up wanna fuck" without reading my profile B) Reading my profile you notice I love puns so send me a hilarious non sexual opening line We chat for a while and I give you out my contact details. Do you... A)Immediately send me a unsolicited dick picture B) Send me a picture of your view from work We finally get to have sex together at my house. Do you... A) Fuck me then sneak out my back door when I am not looking and drive off at high speed never to be seen again B) Spend the night spooning and be woken up to breakfast and blowjob in bed After a night of hot filthy sex I text you to say thanks. Do you.. A) Ghost ?? me never to be seen again B) Reply back how much you enjoyed it and can't wait for repeat performance If you answer all A's well congratulations you are A1 Fuckwit please proceed to the next profile on Fab and leave me in peace If you answer all B's well congratulations your breakfast in bed awaits!" I did answer all b's anddddd i kinda read your profile....were ya in the bog and everything for it...or did you get offered a load | |||
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"Thinking of just updating my profile with my are you a Fuckwit quiz to out the idiots from the gentleman here. Some really lovely men on this site but they get a bad deal because of the fuckwits that frequent here. I refer to Fuckwits quite a bit in my profile. My family always say I am like fly paper for freaks and I especially seem to have Fuckwits buzzing around looking for my sweet nectar here. The Urban Dictionary defines it as fuckwit Someone who despite constant failure, is unable to learn from these transgressions. Continues to do foolish and irritating things, which aggravate many people. They are not only a halfwit, but also significantly fucked in the head. Hence the term fuckwit. Also can be associated with pathological liars, bullshit artists, and ass maggots. So before messaging me take my simple quiz. You look at ladies profiles on Fab and you think... A) Well she's on Fab I can treat her like unpaid sex worker B) Appreciate all the ladies on Fab that are embracing their sexuality You decide to send me a message on Fab. Do you.... A) You copy and paste the same "Heah what's up wanna fuck" without reading my profile B) Reading my profile you notice I love puns so send me a hilarious non sexual opening line We chat for a while and I give you out my contact details. Do you... A)Immediately send me a unsolicited dick picture B) Send me a picture of your view from work We finally get to have sex together at my house. Do you... A) Fuck me then sneak out my back door when I am not looking and drive off at high speed never to be seen again B) Spend the night spooning and be woken up to breakfast and blowjob in bed After a night of hot filthy sex I text you to say thanks. Do you.. A) Ghost ?? me never to be seen again B) Reply back how much you enjoyed it and can't wait for repeat performance If you answer all A's well congratulations you are A1 Fuckwit please proceed to the next profile on Fab and leave me in peace If you answer all B's well congratulations your breakfast in bed awaits! I did answer all b's anddddd i kinda read your profile....were ya in the bog and everything for it...or did you get offered a load "Haha yes I got offered numerous loads after my latest status update. Plus some men wanted to buy turf off me! So might be going into business thinking of calling it Fab Fuel supplies lol | |||
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"Thinking of just updating my profile with my are you a Fuckwit quiz to out the idiots from the gentleman here. Some really lovely men on this site but they get a bad deal because of the fuckwits that frequent here. I refer to Fuckwits quite a bit in my profile. My family always say I am like fly paper for freaks and I especially seem to have Fuckwits buzzing around looking for my sweet nectar here. The Urban Dictionary defines it as fuckwit Someone who despite constant failure, is unable to learn from these transgressions. Continues to do foolish and irritating things, which aggravate many people. They are not only a halfwit, but also significantly fucked in the head. Hence the term fuckwit. Also can be associated with pathological liars, bullshit artists, and ass maggots. So before messaging me take my simple quiz. You look at ladies profiles on Fab and you think... A) Well she's on Fab I can treat her like unpaid sex worker B) Appreciate all the ladies on Fab that are embracing their sexuality You decide to send me a message on Fab. Do you.... A) You copy and paste the same "Heah what's up wanna fuck" without reading my profile B) Reading my profile you notice I love puns so send me a hilarious non sexual opening line We chat for a while and I give you out my contact details. Do you... A)Immediately send me a unsolicited dick picture B) Send me a picture of your view from work We finally get to have sex together at my house. Do you... A) Fuck me then sneak out my back door when I am not looking and drive off at high speed never to be seen again B) Spend the night spooning and be woken up to breakfast and blowjob in bed After a night of hot filthy sex I text you to say thanks. Do you.. A) Ghost ?? me never to be seen again B) Reply back how much you enjoyed it and can't wait for repeat performance If you answer all A's well congratulations you are A1 Fuckwit please proceed to the next profile on Fab and leave me in peace If you answer all B's well congratulations your breakfast in bed awaits! I did answer all b's anddddd i kinda read your profile....were ya in the bog and everything for it...or did you get offered a load
Haha yes I got offered numerous loads after my latest status update. Plus some men wanted to buy turf off me! So might be going into business thinking of calling it Fab Fuel supplies lol"Its not the worst idea ive heard...im sure you wont be stuck for a load anytime soon..tho im not sure you could sell the loads youll get offered...on the other hand the turf will def be a hit | |||
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"Thinking of just updating my profile with my are you a Fuckwit quiz to out the idiots from the gentleman here. Some really lovely men on this site but they get a bad deal because of the fuckwits that frequent here. I refer to Fuckwits quite a bit in my profile. My family always say I am like fly paper for freaks and I especially seem to have Fuckwits buzzing around looking for my sweet nectar here. The Urban Dictionary defines it as fuckwit Someone who despite constant failure, is unable to learn from these transgressions. Continues to do foolish and irritating things, which aggravate many people. They are not only a halfwit, but also significantly fucked in the head. Hence the term fuckwit. Also can be associated with pathological liars, bullshit artists, and ass maggots. So before messaging me take my simple quiz. You look at ladies profiles on Fab and you think... A) Well she's on Fab I can treat her like unpaid sex worker B) Appreciate all the ladies on Fab that are embracing their sexuality You decide to send me a message on Fab. Do you.... A) You copy and paste the same "Heah what's up wanna fuck" without reading my profile B) Reading my profile you notice I love puns so send me a hilarious non sexual opening line We chat for a while and I give you out my contact details. Do you... A)Immediately send me a unsolicited dick picture B) Send me a picture of your view from work We finally get to have sex together at my house. Do you... A) Fuck me then sneak out my back door when I am not looking and drive off at high speed never to be seen again B) Spend the night spooning and be woken up to breakfast and blowjob in bed After a night of hot filthy sex I text you to say thanks. Do you.. A) Ghost ?? me never to be seen again B) Reply back how much you enjoyed it and can't wait for repeat performance If you answer all A's well congratulations you are A1 Fuckwit please proceed to the next profile on Fab and leave me in peace If you answer all B's well congratulations your breakfast in bed awaits!" I actually answered b on all of these! I wouldn’t have picked up on the puns however and my opening line game is very much “how are you” unless I have seen something from the profile | |||
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