FabSwingers.com forum: Funny unintended second hand stories

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I have a funny short story to share!

Me and girlfriend at the time were messing in kitchen and it led to exactly how long is my mickey? XD

So we took out a measuring tape and measured exactly from base purely for the craic and she got her answer!! Threw away the tape and went back to business!!

A couple of days later her brother comes over and picks up the measuring tape where we had it thrown on the floor and forgotten about and tries to be smart by pulling out the tape and saying "what would you be needing this for, measuring your mickey?" trying to embarass me and his sister only she giggled and said nothing, while I kept a straight face and simply said "only you would be concsious enough of your own to think up of something like that to use a measuring tape for.."

To this day he still has'nt a clue just how stupidly correct he was and how he unintentially secondhandedly touched something my hard cock touched

Why its funny? He wouldnt have touched it had he known my cock was against it and if I was honest with him when he was being smart he either wouldn't have believed me or he would have instantly thrown the measuring tape away out of his hands and maybe even puked hahahaha

Other unintended secondhand instances were the dinner table where me and same ex-gf fucked all over, was given away to her parents, likely eating many of their breakfasts and dinners off the very table surface their precious daughter was spread eagled, fucked hard and cummed all over...

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Im guessing you weren't fond of her family

Not at all!!!

Quite the contrare haha

Her brother always just had a habit of trying to be smart but sometimes would backfire badly on him, this story of mine was one of the funnier backfires XD.

But he is sound out we are both car nuts so we help eachother out on eachothers cars and jeeps and that.

And her parents are nice, but they just wanted that table so bad...