FabSwingers.com forum: You remind me of.....

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

So best chat up lines going......

Me: You remind me of my big toe.....

Woman: What!!!! WHY!!

Me: ‘Cos I’m going to bang you on my coffee table later

Woman: (blank expression thinking about what my toe had to do with it, followed by a little smile) I’m married....

Me: I guess it will have to be your coffee table

Woman: mmmmm maybe someday.

Me: Here’s my card....

Woman: Smirks and walks away....Bye!!

So any one have any chat up lines that work?? I’m an awful messer when I’m out and sure what’s the worse a lady can tell you....NO!!

By *exmaleMan
over a year ago

centre

Me: You remind me of my big toe.....

Woman: F**k off

end of conversation

Never used a chat up line in my life, my infectious personality and long eyelashes do the work for me

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Me: You remind me of my big toe.....

Woman: F**k off

end of conversation

Never used a chat up line in my life, my infectious personality and long eyelashes do the work for me

Hahhah!!