FabSwingers.com forum: Strangest offer or request

By *ancyachatnow OP Man
over a year ago

Naas

So share your strangest offer or request received her on Fab

This should be funny

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By *hloe sussexTV/TS
over a year ago

Larne

"So share your strangest offer or request received her on Fab

This should be funny "
I have one guy asks me to cut his hair ? I am not a hairdresser said he would pay me £100 lol what’s that all about ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So share your strangest offer or request received her on Fab

This should be funny I have one guy asks me to cut his hair ? I am not a hairdresser said he would pay me £100 lol what’s that all about ?

That’s fucked up

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By *hloe sussexTV/TS
over a year ago

Larne

"So share your strangest offer or request received her on Fab

This should be funny I have one guy asks me to cut his hair ? I am not a hairdresser said he would pay me £100 lol what’s that all about ?

That’s fucked up"
I know his hair would be when I finished lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was asked by a woman to leave the door open, be in the kneeling position, blindfolded , on the bed for her to come in and give my a good ol pegging, as she vibed with an over the strap on device till she came and then left

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By *imandher33Couple
over a year ago

Blanchardstown

Where to start!

€1000 to fuck herself while I watch.

Offers to clean our house (and pay for the privilege of going it) No sexual contact at all.

Think the cleaning was the weirdest... get lots of more vanilla ones. Including people asking us to drive to them (3 hours +) because hes so good its worth it for her.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Out of the blue got a text from a lady to ask if i wanted to meet for a coffee like wtf

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Out of the blue got a text from a lady to ask if i wanted to meet for a coffee like wtf

That’s messed up!

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By *s LollyWoman
over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

"Out of the blue got a text from a lady to ask if i wanted to meet for a coffee like wtf

Shush taught you would keep that private

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By *ensualandslow321Man
over a year ago

Tullamore

"Out of the blue got a text from a lady to ask if i wanted to meet for a coffee like wtf

Shush taught you would keep that private

Good to know that not all the weirdos on Fab are guys

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Out of the blue got a text from a lady to ask if i wanted to meet for a coffee like wtf

If your gonna make shit up make it believable

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Where to start!

€1000 to fuck herself while I watch.

Offers to clean our house (and pay for the privilege of going it) No sexual contact at all.

Think the cleaning was the weirdest... get lots of more vanilla ones. Including people asking us to drive to them (3 hours +) because hes so good its worth it for her.

If anyone would like to pay to clean my house I would be more than happy to accomodate

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By *ocketman99Man
over a year ago

fermanagh

"Where to start!

€1000 to fuck herself while I watch.

Offers to clean our house (and pay for the privilege of going it) No sexual contact at all.

Think the cleaning was the weirdest... get lots of more vanilla ones. Including people asking us to drive to them (3 hours +) because hes so good its worth it for her.

Pay me to clean my house, I can handle that!!!!!!

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By *s LollyWoman
over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

"Out of the blue got a text from a lady to ask if i wanted to meet for a coffee like wtf

Shush taught you would keep that private

Good to know that not all the weirdos on Fab are guys

Nope wimmin are weird to

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By *iffaWoman
over a year ago

wherever

I don’t even know what’s considered strange anymore

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To meet someone in the local forest and he would give me a bottle of lidl vodka

or if I met someone in tesco to verify them they would buy me a bag of cans

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"To meet someone in the local forest and he would give me a bottle of lidl vodka

or if I met someone in tesco to verify them they would buy me a bag of cans

Fair deal imo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"To meet someone in the local forest and he would give me a bottle of lidl vodka

or if I met someone in tesco to verify them they would buy me a bag of cans

Cans of your choosing though? That would be a deal breaker for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"To meet someone in the local forest and he would give me a bottle of lidl vodka

or if I met someone in tesco to verify them they would buy me a bag of cans

Fair deal imo

I thought so lol he got a glowing verification

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"To meet someone in the local forest and he would give me a bottle of lidl vodka

or if I met someone in tesco to verify them they would buy me a bag of cans

Cans of your choosing though? That would be a deal breaker for me

Nope tesco value

I thought I was worth more tbh

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By *razy-CplCouple
over a year ago

and surrounding areas

"Out of the blue got a text from a lady to ask if i wanted to meet for a coffee like wtf

shocking

down with that sort of thing

mrs crazy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"To meet someone in the local forest and he would give me a bottle of lidl vodka

or if I met someone in tesco to verify them they would buy me a bag of cans

Cans of your choosing though? That would be a deal breaker for me

Nope tesco value

I thought I was worth more tbh

How about 6 bottles of craft beer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A guy asked me if I had a pay as you go phone and if so he would buy me credit so I could call him and laugh down the phone at his tiny penis.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A guy asked me if I had a pay as you go phone and if so he would buy me credit so I could call him and laugh down the phone at his tiny penis.

If its bill pay then I expect a better quality of insult for the little fella

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"To meet someone in the local forest and he would give me a bottle of lidl vodka

or if I met someone in tesco to verify them they would buy me a bag of cans

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take the cans lol

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By *ad IdeaMan
over a year ago

Limerick

Offered money by MM couple for sex/muscle worship

Asked by Fem for photos of myself sitting on toilet

Asked by Fem will i c#oke her while sex untill she will blackout

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In the first message, I was asked by a guy to marry him

. I politely declined, so he asked me to meet him instead! Like wtf???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In the first message, I was asked by a guy to marry him

. I politely declined, so he asked me to meet him instead! Like wtf??? "

But you said you would meet But not in the local church

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sell my panties

Watch me sleep/pee

Wash my feet

List goes on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sell my panties

Watch me sleep/pee

Wash my feet

List goes on

That second one is super creepy

Watching someone sleep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sell my panties

Watch me sleep/pee

Wash my feet

List goes on

That second one is super creepy

Watching someone sleep

Totally

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

I got asked by a guy to fuck his sister recently. Now that's not particularly unusual but this guy wanted to watch. She's a total slut apparently.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think that was the first mail I got on here actually!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I got asked by a guy to fuck his sister recently. Now that's not particularly unusual but this guy wanted to watch. She's a total slut apparently.

I got a request to fuck a sister too. I didn't reply so failed to get more information.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I got asked by a guy to fuck his sister recently. Now that's not particularly unusual but this guy wanted to watch. She's a total slut apparently.

It's not unusual for a guy to ask you to fuck his sister

what place is that and I'll make sure to take a detour around it ha.

That's fucking strange and disgusting. The guy is obviously a few sandwiches short of a picnic, and it looks like if may run in the family!

Fucking hell lol

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

"I got asked by a guy to fuck his sister recently. Now that's not particularly unusual but this guy wanted to watch. She's a total slut apparently.

It's not unusual for a guy to ask you to fuck his sister

what place is that and I'll make sure to take a detour around it ha.

That's fucking strange and disgusting. The guy is obviously a few sandwiches short of a picnic, and it looks like if may run in the family!

Fucking hell lol"

Lol, I've had plenty of them over the years.

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By *ebra LoungeCouple
over a year ago

Dublin

"I got asked by a guy to fuck his sister recently. Now that's not particularly unusual but this guy wanted to watch. She's a total slut apparently.

It's not unusual for a guy to ask you to fuck his sister

what place is that and I'll make sure to take a detour around it ha.

That's fucking strange and disgusting. The guy is obviously a few sandwiches short of a picnic, and it looks like if may run in the family!

Fucking hell lol"

That’s quite a character description there ... one for a CV

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m reading through the thread and i don’t know if i should laugh or just expect it.

I suppose once no one gets hurt and there’s respect shown where’s the harm.????

I hope this thread keeps going- best thing i’ve read in a while.

"I got asked by a guy to fuck his sister recently. Now that's not particularly unusual but this guy wanted to watch. She's a total slut apparently.

It's not unusual for a guy to ask you to fuck his sister

what place is that and I'll make sure to take a detour around it ha.

That's fucking strange and disgusting. The guy is obviously a few sandwiches short of a picnic, and it looks like if may run in the family!

Fucking hell lol

That’s quite a character description there ... one for a CV

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I got asked by a guy to fuck his sister recently. Now that's not particularly unusual but this guy wanted to watch. She's a total slut apparently.

It's not unusual for a guy to ask you to fuck his sister

what place is that and I'll make sure to take a detour around it ha.

That's fucking strange and disgusting. The guy is obviously a few sandwiches short of a picnic, and it looks like if may run in the family!

Fucking hell lol

That’s quite a character description there ... one for a CV

Ha, I don't think that guy makes it past his front gate, never mind gain meaningful employment!

I just have a vision of that character from Father Ted with the unibrow and 'I shot JR' T-shirt on him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Asked to fuck someone's sister while he filmed it and another to impregnate herself....Yeah haha

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By *ust4funcoupleCouple
over a year ago

Moira

Lady wanted me (male half) to get a funnel and pee in her ass..i have no idea who she was we had never chatted

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By *z2goTV/TS
over a year ago

london -Dublin

You could get rich

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Where to start!

€1000 to fuck herself while I watch.

Offers to clean our house (and pay for the privilege of going it) No sexual contact at all.

Think the cleaning was the weirdest... get lots of more vanilla ones. Including people asking us to drive to them (3 hours +) because hes so good its worth it for her.

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1000 hat was your answer. Id have asked for 5ooo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was chatting to a woman on here who wanted to shit in my mouth

And in case you are wondering, we didn't meet up.

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By *asterIrelandMan
over a year ago

Tipperary

The weirdest thing i was asked was to impregnate her and they were opened to options with the baby??????

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By *igBlondeDommeWoman
over a year ago

middle of nowhere

"Out of the blue got a text from a lady to ask if i wanted to meet for a coffee like wtf

Some mad women on here...

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By *igBlondeDommeWoman
over a year ago

middle of nowhere

"To meet someone in the local forest and he would give me a bottle of lidl vodka

or if I met someone in tesco to verify them they would buy me a bag of cans

What am I doing wrong. Lucky you.

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By *igBlondeDommeWoman
over a year ago

middle of nowhere

I've been offered large amount of cash to dominate . I'm not a dominatrix but might think about it.

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By *lowersMan
over a year ago

Derry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Asked would I like to watch a guy suck his own cock!!

NO THANKS....

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By *eise68Man
over a year ago

newcastle

I once got a request from a person to wank into a condom and hide it some where in the city and tell this person a TV where to find it

I deleted and blocked the person

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By *ecret_one42Man
over a year ago

Waterford City

"I was asked by a woman to leave the door open, be in the kneeling position, blindfolded , on the bed for her to come in and give my a good ol pegging, as she vibed with an over the strap on device till she came and then left "

You... um... don’t happen to still have her contact details by any chance? Lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Asked would I like to watch a guy suck his own cock!!

NO THANKS....

I keep getting offers to go fuck myself...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Asked would I like to watch a guy suck his own cock!!

NO THANKS....

I keep getting offers to go fuck myself..."

That I would like to see lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had couple lads want me to pretend to be there mum while having sex with them. Like really. Wtf

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Had couple lads want me to pretend to be there mum while having sex with them. Like really. Wtf

They’re prob watching too much porn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I got asked by a guy to fuck his sister recently. Now that's not particularly unusual but this guy wanted to watch. She's a total slut apparently.

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I got the same .I imagine having Christmas dinner with that family would be interesting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Asked would I like to watch a guy suck his own cock!!

NO THANKS....

I keep getting offers to go fuck myself...

That I would like to see lol

The highlight are the tears of loneliness and shame afterwards

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Asked would I like to watch a guy suck his own cock!!

NO THANKS....

I keep getting offers to go fuck myself...

That I would like to see lol

The highlight are the tears of loneliness and shame afterwards

Aww... poor you!!

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By *onbonsnaxMan
over a year ago

dublin

"I got asked by a guy to fuck his sister recently. Now that's not particularly unusual but this guy wanted to watch. She's a total slut apparently.

Got the same message

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

I was asked to get my cock out and show her how I wank which wasn't strange

however now I am barred from Tescos nationwide

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was asked to get my cock out and show her how I wank which wasn't strange

however now I am barred from Tescos nationwide

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got asked by a couple once if I minded if there pet dog joined in if we met!ffs blocked, deleted and reported!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What i am amazed at is so many guys actually get texts sent to them on fab weird or not

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I got asked by a guy to fuck his sister recently. Now that's not particularly unusual but this guy wanted to watch. She's a total slut apparently.

Got the same message

That's the same one I'm on about!!

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By *orkdevilMan
over a year ago

Humpytown : )

Make a cup of tea....

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By *ysteryman2009Man
over a year ago

Ireland

"So share your strangest offer or request received her on Fab

This should be funny "

Funny you have not shared yours since you startred this post,let us fabbers know your stangest offer

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By *lowersMan
over a year ago

Derry

"Asked would I like to watch a guy suck his own cock!!

NO THANKS....

If you could do that you’d never leave the house!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Guy message me asking me if fancy a blowjob lol

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By *uriouscpl3536Couple
over a year ago

kildare

Did u leave condom first lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was asked to get my cock out and show her how I wank which wasn't strange

however now I am barred from Tescos nationwide

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that's because you didn't go to the selfservice isle cj

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Recently a guy asked me would i meet him to have sex in a stable, while his horse watched...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We regularly get messages from single guys,telling us they love our profile and then asking if we meet single guys

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Recently a guy asked me would i meet him to have sex in a stable, while his horse watched...

Christ,his horse was his cuck haha

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By *ombikerMan
over a year ago

the right side of the river

"I got asked by a guy to fuck his sister recently. Now that's not particularly unusual but this guy wanted to watch. She's a total slut apparently.

I got asked that as well ha ha. Small world.

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By *ork ClassCouple
over a year ago

Cork

This may not be our strangest request but definitely most interesting!

Would we go shopping in Dubai ( paid for )

We passed , when something sounds too good to be true etc etc lol.

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By *ocketman99Man
over a year ago

fermanagh

This world is mad! There’s wiser eating grass!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Where to start!

€1000 to fuck herself while I watch.

Offers to clean our house (and pay for the privilege of going it) No sexual contact at all.

Think the cleaning was the weirdest... get lots of more vanilla ones. Including people asking us to drive to them (3 hours +) because hes so good its worth it for her.

If anyone would like to pay to clean my house I would be more than happy to accomodate

Me to only it would have to be a good handy man with his tool box...lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A guy asked me if I had a pay as you go phone and if so he would buy me credit so I could call him and laugh down the phone at his tiny penis.

Love it ha ha that made me laugh out loud x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We regularly get messages from single guys,telling us they love our profile and then asking if we meet single guys

Haha, the irony of their total stupidity and brass neck.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Recently a guy asked me would i meet him to have sex in a stable, while his horse watched...

Christ,his horse was his cuck haha"

Lol oh God I am loving this thread I an getting a great laugh here ha ha.

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By *oxic1998Woman
over a year ago

Belfast

"Recently a guy asked me would i meet him to have sex in a stable, while his horse watched...

Christ,his horse was his cuck haha"

Got that one too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Recently a guy asked me would i meet him to have sex in a stable, while his horse watched...

Christ,his horse was his cuck haha

Got that one too

Actually on a serious note I wonder what he is doing to those poor horses, sicko . He must of been just having a laugh I would think or no where to accommodate ...

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By *oxic1998Woman
over a year ago

Belfast

"Recently a guy asked me would i meet him to have sex in a stable, while his horse watched...

Christ,his horse was his cuck haha

Got that one too

Actually on a serious note I wonder what he is doing to those poor horses, sicko . He must of been just having a laugh I would think or no where to accommodate ..."

You would hope it just that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

At a coffee meet in the midlands the girl asked me to give her 2 month old baby a bottle while she went to the bath room. She only met me five minutes earlier.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Recently a guy asked me would i meet him to have sex in a stable, while his horse watched...

Christ,his horse was his cuck haha

Got that one too

Actually on a serious note I wonder what he is doing to those poor horses, sicko . He must of been just having a laugh I would think or no where to accommodate ...

You would hope it just that

I am deffo not kinky enough bed sofa or rug in front of fire is my choice of place

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

I'm reminded of the Channel 4 documentary I watched years ago about the lads in the US who married ponies. They had a society of some sort and used various terms like "JTRH" and "NBR" to describe their brides.

FUBAR was all I could think of

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm reminded of the Channel 4 documentary I watched years ago about the lads in the US who married ponies. They had a society of some sort and used various terms like "JTRH" and "NBR" to describe their brides.

FUBAR was all I could think of

What does FUBAR actually mean? The movie never says.

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

FUBAR was all I could think of

What does FUBAR actually mean? The movie never says. "

Fucked up beyond all recognition, from what I remember.

The other two were just the right height and no bucket required.

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

"At a coffee meet in the midlands the girl asked me to give her 2 month old baby a bottle while she went to the bath room. She only met me five minutes earlier. "

Maybe she was looking for a daddy for the baby?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"At a coffee meet in the midlands the girl asked me to give her 2 month old baby a bottle while she went to the bath room. She only met me five minutes earlier.

Maybe she was looking for a daddy for the baby?

The child looked nothing like me. Not a single tattoo.

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

"At a coffee meet in the midlands the girl asked me to give her 2 month old baby a bottle while she went to the bath room. She only met me five minutes earlier.

Maybe she was looking for a daddy for the baby?

The child looked nothing like me. Not a single tattoo. "

The hoor!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"At a coffee meet in the midlands the girl asked me to give her 2 month old baby a bottle while she went to the bath room. She only met me five minutes earlier.

Maybe she was looking for a daddy for the baby?

The child looked nothing like me. Not a single tattoo.

The hoor!

She had a coffee with soy milk. That’s just wrong.

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By *ocketman99Man
over a year ago

fermanagh

"A guy asked me if I had a pay as you go phone and if so he would buy me credit so I could call him and laugh down the phone at his tiny penis.

...and if it were to be a regular thing with him would he have bought you a contract phone?

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