FabSwingers.com forum: Siobhan your knickers your mother is cumming

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Soooooo I find the forum boring as fuck lately!! So how about any odd duuuurty sayings to give us a laugh

Rum to make you cum....

Gin to make you sin

Whiskey to make you frisky

Brandy to make you randy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On er like a car bonnet

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

Don't mind her screaming make her take it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Straight in .... no kissing!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I’d let her touch it.....

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

Up the bum

No harm done

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get it into ya Cynthia

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lob the gob

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By *easingTimMan
over a year ago

Loughlinstown

She'd suck the hub caps off your car through a 20 foot hose

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

"Get it into ya Cynthia"

Ah, one of my favourites

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By *asparMan
over a year ago

Dublins fair city

I left her face like a painter's radio

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

Wrap ur cums around my plums

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

She'd put a horn on ya that'd bate a bad ass out of a quarry!

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By *igBlondeDommeWoman
over a year ago

middle of nowhere

Up da gicker is quicker.

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

It's called a waist because it's an awful waste... You could have fit another pair of tits in there.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

It would be like throwing a sausage up O’Connell street

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

It would be like throwing a sausage up O’Connell street

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By *arkmandy69Couple
over a year ago

waterford

She would take micky off a conveyor belt.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She'd suck the chrome off a ball hitch

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By *arkmandy69Couple
over a year ago

waterford

shes had more pricks then a second hand dart board.

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

He'd get up on a bag of cats

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

She would get up on a blade of grass in a stiff breeze....

I wouldn’t get off her for love ‘nor diamonds....

You’d need a bag of flour to find the wet spot....

She would suck you in and blow you out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would not ride her in a donkey derby

The tide would not take her out

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I wouldn’t ride her into battle.....

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By *ofistimacatedMan
over a year ago

cavan town

I Wouldn't kick her out of the bed for fartin'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There once was a girl called McGill.

She used dynamite sticks for a thrill.

They found her vagina

In south Carolina

And bits of her tits in Brazil.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There once was a girl called McGill.

She used dynamite sticks for a thrill.

They found her vagina

In south Carolina

And bits of her tits in Brazil.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd eat her cat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wouldn’t ride her if she had pedales

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’d crawl threw a mile of broken glass to hear her fart threw a walky talky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You would need a team of archaeologists to dig me out of her

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

I'd eat chips from her knickers

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By *hechapMan
over a year ago

Derry

She has a pair o tits ya could rear twin calves on and an arse leak the back end o a lorry but fuk she can suck better than any dyson!!

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By *itginger101Man
over a year ago

Termonfeckin

Going for a furry burger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"On er like a car bonnet

My 12 yr old always says this. Never knew what it meant and still don't.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Sweaty Betty has a big bum

She used to play for Wigan at the back of the scrum

Sweaty Betty boom boom boom...

It’s goes on but gets progressively more vulgar!!

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By *orguyMan
over a year ago

Tuam

Big or small ride them all

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

She's no show pony but she'd do for riding around the yard.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any holes a goal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She's so ugly they put shutters on her pram.

He's so ugly they had to tie a bone around his neck so the dog woukd play with him

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By *easingTimMan
over a year ago

Loughlinstown

"There once was a girl called McGill.

She used dynamite sticks for a thrill.

They found her vagina

In south Carolina

And bits of her tits in Brazil.

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There was a young Fabber named "Bliss"

Whose sex life was strangely amiss,

For even with his Miss Glasgow Venus

His troublesome penis

Would never do better than

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By *orguyMan
over a year ago

Tuam

If you can't hide her, don't ride her

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By *lowersMan
over a year ago

Derry

She’s worth a squirt

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By *lowersMan
over a year ago

Derry

I wouldn’t lick her if she was a stamp

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

She's like a moped, great fun to ride but you wouldn't want your friends to see you on her.

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By *ornybarMan
over a year ago

clonmel

Long and thin goes too far in

Short an thick just does the trick

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By *ensualandslow321Man
over a year ago

Tullamore

"Up da gicker is quicker.

What on God's name is a gicker ?

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By *ensualandslow321Man
over a year ago

Tullamore

She/he bangs like a jacks door in a gale wind

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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of

Interesting read

Interesting is also 4 posts from women, the rest is from blokes. What does that tell us?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Interesting read

Interesting is also 4 posts from women, the rest is from blokes. What does that tell us?

Women have shit imaginations?

Don't think I need to say this is the male here atm

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By *andaCouple
over a year ago

co down

You wouldn’t ride her if she had pedals

He’s a face like a Lurgan spade

Nice legs, shame about the boat race

Personality of a brick wall

You’d park your bike in that

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By *angtasticallyMan
over a year ago

Drogheda

Red for the bed

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

A good fiddle in the bed is better than an orchestra under it.

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

"Interesting read

Interesting is also 4 posts from women, the rest is from blokes. What does that tell us?

That women don't do locker room chat but they still take on the team

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Interesting read

Interesting is also 4 posts from women, the rest is from blokes. What does that tell us?

That any forum post on Fab can lead to someone attempting a Gender war?

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By *lowersMan
over a year ago

Derry

"Interesting read

Interesting is also 4 posts from women, the rest is from blokes. What does that tell us?

Women have shit imaginations?

Don't think I need to say this is the male here atm

No I think we got that mate lol. You should maybe think about getting the spare room ready for yourself

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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of

"Interesting read

Interesting is also 4 posts from women, the rest is from blokes. What does that tell us?

Women have shit imaginations?

Don't think I need to say this is the male here atm

You're just easier to please, some vulgar words and you start pulling your foreskin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Interesting read

Interesting is also 4 posts from women, the rest is from blokes. What does that tell us?

Women have shit imaginations?

Don't think I need to say this is the male here atm

You're just easier to please, some vulgar words and you start pulling your foreskin

Zimmer frames do it for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

.She would suck the Chrome Of a trailer hitch

.The older the fiddle the sweeter the tune

. Chrome The dome

And my life motto life is for living and sex is for fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"She would get up on a blade of grass in a stiff breeze....

I wouldn’t get off her for love ‘nor diamonds....

You’d need a bag of flour to find the spot.... Funny one i heard was your that ugly i wudnt ride u into battle

She would suck you in and blow you out "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lady in red...

Likes to give head

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By *xplicitMan
over a year ago

donegal

..she had a fanny like a wizards pocket..

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

I wouldn't get up on her to get over a wall.

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By *axi71Man
over a year ago

derry

Up the bum no harm done

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By *easingTimMan
over a year ago

Loughlinstown

"I wouldn't even touch her with yours bud"

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