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"Id like to hit it of a womans face and see what the big deal is like wtf lads? " This is one of the strangest habits ... wonder does it hurt ?? | |||
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"I wonder what id do if id a cock for just one day. Tell me your secrets boys what wohld i do ?? I’d send loads of Cock Pics to all the ladies on here especially the ones who say NO COCK PICS lol ![]() ![]() No lets send them to the men .. flood their in boxes ![]() | |||
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"I'd walk around with it in my hand seeing what the big bleeding fascination is ![]() Scratch ... could we scratch ?? | |||
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"I’d get a blow job. Would love to know what it feels like " Sloppy and messy or dry and neat?? | |||
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"I'd walk around with it in my hand seeing what the big bleeding fascination is ![]() Only in public now so everyone sees ![]() | |||
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"I'd walk around with it in my hand seeing what the big bleeding fascination is ![]() Scratch the itch lol You could sit back while watching tv with your hand down the pants craddling your one day cock lol ![]() | |||
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"I'd walk around with it in my hand seeing what the big bleeding fascination is ![]() ![]() Perfect... #cockgoals | |||
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"Id like to hit it of a womans face and see what the big deal is like wtf lads? " really? I have a dick and I've never done that. On my to do list. ![]() | |||
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"Id like to hit it of a womans face and see what the big deal is like wtf lads? really? I have a dick and I've never done that. On my to do list. ![]() Oh its been done. See it in porn too obviously guys watch way to muvh porn lol | |||
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"I’d get a blow job. Would love to know what it feels like Sloppy and messy or dry and neat??" Both to see which was better | |||
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"Id like to hit it of a womans face and see what the big deal is like wtf lads? really? I have a dick and I've never done that. On my to do list. ![]() Obviously I don't watch enough. also on my to do list ![]() | |||
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"Id like to hit it of a womans face and see what the big deal is like wtf lads? really? I have a dick and I've never done that. On my to do list. ![]() ![]() Your using this for hints aren't you ![]() | |||
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"If I had a clitoris...I'd never leave it alone ![]() Is it the sane tbough as having a big wobbly cock??? You can't windmill a clit | |||
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"I'd walk around with it in my hand seeing what the big bleeding fascination is ![]() Don't make it bleed...that's a bad idea ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I'd have a wank first thing and playing with those balls Then a pee outside, checking the range of the hosepipe Finally a bj ![]() But who gives the blowjob? A man or a woman | |||
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"I'd have a wank first thing and playing with those balls Then a pee outside, checking the range of the hosepipe Finally a bj ![]() Id just slap it out on the side of the road and pee .... I think if i had an erection id just bounce it around | |||
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"Id like to hit it of a womans face and see what the big deal is like wtf lads? " If you hit her across the face with it at least 5 times or tastes better....battered sausage ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Id like to hit it of a womans face and see what the big deal is like wtf lads? If you hit her across the face with it at least 5 times or tastes better....battered sausage ![]() ![]() For who? You or her ![]() | |||
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"I'd have a wank first thing and playing with those balls Then a pee outside, checking the range of the hosepipe Finally a bj ![]() Considering that I've a cock only for one day, a bj by a man might be easier to achieve ![]() | |||
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"I'd have a wank first thing and playing with those balls Then a pee outside, checking the range of the hosepipe Finally a bj ![]() ![]() True god bless fab straight | |||
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"Id like to hit it of a womans face and see what the big deal is like wtf lads? If you hit her across the face with it at least 5 times or tastes better....battered sausage ![]() ![]() ![]() Her of course. It always goes straight in her mouth after ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I'd have a wank first thing and playing with those balls Then a pee outside, checking the range of the hosepipe Finally a bj ![]() ![]() Pmsl ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Forgot to mention: taking pics from different angles to find out which one makes it look the biggest. " Oh with the remote, or the shaving can or my fav over the toilet bowl ![]() | |||
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"Forgot to mention: taking pics from different angles to find out which one makes it look the biggest. Oh with the remote, or the shaving can or my fav over the toilet bowl ![]() Seen one and it was an actual measuring tape !! | |||
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"I wonder what id do if id a cock for just one day. Tell me your secrets boys what wohld i do ?? " --------------------- Well a cock is like having an unruly best friend... ...in that he wakes you up and wants you to go play with him in the middle of the night ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Forgot to mention: taking pics from different angles to find out which one makes it look the biggest. Oh with the remote, or the shaving can or my fav over the toilet bowl ![]() Oh ive seen that one today ![]() | |||
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"Just read some tribe in Australia the men actully greet one another by shaking each others penises ... something we could do on our cock day ![]() We could than have a wank party obviously cause we are fab straight | |||
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"I wonder what id do if id a cock for just one day. Tell me your secrets boys what wohld i do ?? --------------------- Well a cock is like having an unruly best friend... ...in that he wakes you up and wants you to go play with him in the middle of the night ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Ahh little dickey is a devil getting you into lots of scrapes. Hope the shriviling didnt happen too often ![]() | |||
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"Just read some tribe in Australia the men actully greet one another by shaking each others penises ... something we could do on our cock day ![]() We could have a group wank and see who has the bigger load. ![]() | |||
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"Just read some tribe in Australia the men actully greet one another by shaking each others penises ... something we could do on our cock day ![]() Im really looking forward to been fab straight ![]() | |||
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"I wonder what id do if id a cock for just one day. Tell me your secrets boys what wohld i do ?? --------------------- Well a cock is like having an unruly best friend... ...in that he wakes you up and wants you to go play with him in the middle of the night ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() -------------- No, the ehh shriveling only happened to my mate once ![]() | |||
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"Just read some tribe in Australia the men actully greet one another by shaking each others penises ... something we could do on our cock day ![]() ![]() Ohhh ill cum like a bottle of thats been shock really hard ![]() | |||
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"I wonder what id do if id a cock for just one day. Tell me your secrets boys what wohld i do ?? --------------------- Well a cock is like having an unruly best friend... ...in that he wakes you up and wants you to go play with him in the middle of the night ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Did it grow back ?? ![]() | |||
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"Surely you would meet one of the Fab ladies and fuck, so you know what a BJ and a shag feel like in the one session? Or am I mad ![]() ![]() They wont reply to my messages ![]() | |||
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"Surely you would meet one of the Fab ladies and fuck, so you know what a BJ and a shag feel like in the one session? Or am I mad ![]() ![]() But john that takes patience and endless messaging etc where a fab straight guy would b a quicker option. We only have 24hrs | |||
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"Surely you would meet one of the Fab ladies and fuck, so you know what a BJ and a shag feel like in the one session? Or am I mad ![]() ![]() ![]() Boom ![]() | |||
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"Surely you would meet one of the Fab ladies and fuck, so you know what a BJ and a shag feel like in the one session? Or am I mad ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Poor lads ![]() | |||
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"Surely you would meet one of the Fab ladies and fuck, so you know what a BJ and a shag feel like in the one session? Or am I mad ![]() ![]() ![]() Knew it! They're cock shy ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Surely you would meet one of the Fab ladies and fuck, so you know what a BJ and a shag feel like in the one session? Or am I mad ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Their just here to chat ![]() | |||
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"After 24 hrs does it fall off ![]() Yup think cinderella but instead of glass slippers its a cock | |||
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"Surely you would meet one of the Fab ladies and fuck, so you know what a BJ and a shag feel like in the one session? Or am I mad ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Too much hard work.... there's a good chance we might feel every hole is a goal, ramm that yoke up an ass without prep and lube, cum in 2 minutes and 16sec and wipe it on the curtains. ![]() | |||
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"Ahhh... i enjoyed reading all of that very much ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() This and like some of the others seeing how high i could piss are really important fir me to find out ![]() | |||
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"Ahhh... i enjoyed reading all of that very much ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() It has been an entertaining thought | |||
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"Surely you would meet one of the Fab ladies and fuck, so you know what a BJ and a shag feel like in the one session? Or am I mad ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() And expect her to be greatful ..lie back scratch and congratulate myself ![]() | |||
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"Surely you would meet one of the Fab ladies and fuck, so you know what a BJ and a shag feel like in the one session? Or am I mad ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ...or a sock...then put it back on ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Ahhh... i enjoyed reading all of that very much ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I think we'd be great with cocks ![]() | |||
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"Ahhh... i enjoyed reading all of that very much ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Can just see us lined up in the john comparing sizes lol | |||
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"Ahhh... i enjoyed reading all of that very much ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() But, if the women are men for the day.. do you need to go to the bathroom in flocks or could you handle it solo? ![]() | |||
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"Ahhh... i enjoyed reading all of that very much ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Def solo but when there the fun could start | |||
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"Ahhh... i enjoyed reading all of that very much ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Doesnt seem like youve been in a mens toilets ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Ahhh... i enjoyed reading all of that very much ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Jesus this is actully the question of the night .... is it appropriate to look at the next guys cock as your peeing ??? | |||
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"Ahhh... i enjoyed reading all of that very much ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() research purposes | |||
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"Ahhh... i enjoyed reading all of that very much ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Maybe in certain establishments ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Ahhh... i enjoyed reading all of that very much ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Never! No way José ![]() | |||
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"Ahhh... i enjoyed reading all of that very much ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Darn it ... I'd love a good perve | |||
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"Ahhh... i enjoyed reading all of that very much ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Why JD .... how will i know mines the biggest??? | |||
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"Ahhh... i enjoyed reading all of that very much ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() You go to the gym showers and wave it about! ![]() | |||
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"Ahhh... i enjoyed reading all of that very much ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Windmill ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Ahhh... i enjoyed reading all of that very much ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Oh lordy! When you receive the magic cock, it comes with clear instructions, saying it's not about the size, it's about what you do with it. Now that you have a cock, you do the same as you now would with a map. Roll instructions up and throw it away without reading, carrying on full of your own conviction ![]() | |||
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"Ahhh... i enjoyed reading all of that very much ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Who needs a map anyways ![]() | |||
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"Ahhh... i enjoyed reading all of that very much ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Not with 'Google Cocks' so readily available on the appstore | |||
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"I wonder what id do if id a cock for just one day. Tell me your secrets boys what wohld i do ?? " Look at your pics n have impure taughts ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Surely you would meet one of the Fab ladies and fuck, so you know what a BJ and a shag feel like in the one session? Or am I mad ![]() ![]() ![]() That made me laugh ![]() | |||
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"Id like to windmill ... just because i could ![]() Windmills are good. | |||
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"I'd pee standing up and make sure I'd make the toilet bowl and not the floor then I'd wipe the seat after me and put it back down ![]() You never ever put the seat back down!!!! How else else would you piss off those without penises. ?? | |||
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"I'd pee standing up and make sure I'd make the toilet bowl and not the floor then I'd wipe the seat after me and put it back down ![]() If you don't put it up in the first place that seems to irritate them as well. ![]() | |||
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"I'd pee standing up and make sure I'd make the toilet bowl and not the floor then I'd wipe the seat after me and put it back down ![]() ![]() that's cause ye don't wipe the seat after ye Boys if you dribble when you piddle Be a sweet and wipe the seat ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I'd pee standing up and make sure I'd make the toilet bowl and not the floor then I'd wipe the seat after me and put it back down ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Sure Jaysus, aren't we washing the seat for the wimmin with their sensitive bottoms. ![]() | |||
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"I'd pee standing up and make sure I'd make the toilet bowl and not the floor then I'd wipe the seat after me and put it back down ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I always raise the seat before ?? but just for shits and giggles sometimes i put the toilet roll on back to front. Surefire to raise a complaint lol. | |||
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"I'd pee standing up and make sure I'd make the toilet bowl and not the floor then I'd wipe the seat after me and put it back down ![]() ![]() Why has nobody invented yet the sensor seat? There are bins out there you can wave at and the lid opens. Same applied to a seat wave your cock and seat goes up and after a while seat comes down again. Problem solved ![]() | |||
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"I'd pee standing up and make sure I'd make the toilet bowl and not the floor then I'd wipe the seat after me and put it back down ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ewww I don't have a sensitive bottom mine can take hardship ![]() | |||
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"I'd pee standing up and make sure I'd make the toilet bowl and not the floor then I'd wipe the seat after me and put it back down ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() haha that would drive me dull ![]() | |||
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"I'd pee standing up and make sure I'd make the toilet bowl and not the floor then I'd wipe the seat after me and put it back down ![]() ![]() ![]() Im left wondering again if i get a cock and wave it at stuff will it just do what i want ... like a magic wand. | |||
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" ewww I don't have a sensitive bottom mine can take hardship ![]() Challenge accepted! ![]() | |||
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"I'd pee standing up and make sure I'd make the toilet bowl and not the floor then I'd wipe the seat after me and put it back down ![]() ![]() ![]() It does (but it might get you arrested ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I'd pee standing up and make sure I'd make the toilet bowl and not the floor then I'd wipe the seat after me and put it back down ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Im gping to put that one to the test ![]() | |||
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"I'd pee standing up and make sure I'd make the toilet bowl and not the floor then I'd wipe the seat after me and put it back down ![]() ![]() ![]() Careful, careful if you're expecting too much, the wand gets stressed out and shrivels up ![]() | |||
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"I'd pee standing up and make sure I'd make the toilet bowl and not the floor then I'd wipe the seat after me and put it back down ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() So teasing tim said .... no good to us like that. I genuinly think id be a sex pest. There I've said it. I'd be grabbing asses, staring at boobs, playing with myself, sending messages and pics to all the ladies and some men cause I'd be fab straight ![]() | |||
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"I'd pee standing up and make sure I'd make the toilet bowl and not the floor then I'd wipe the seat after me and put it back down ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() The best part is that you'd suddenly understand the workings of the internal combustion engine, the offside rule and parallel parking. ![]() | |||
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"I think you'd most definitely go for a piss and see how good your aim is ![]() ![]() I want to piss up a wall in public and see how high i can go ![]() | |||
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"I think you'd most definitely go for a piss and see how good your aim is ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I'd pee standing up and make sure I'd make the toilet bowl and not the floor then I'd wipe the seat after me and put it back down ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Excuse me i know that already ![]() | |||
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"I'd pee standing up and make sure I'd make the toilet bowl and not the floor then I'd wipe the seat after me and put it back down ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Aha... We've found the man pretending to be a woman! ![]() | |||
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"I'd pee standing up and make sure I'd make the toilet bowl and not the floor then I'd wipe the seat after me and put it back down ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I dont get the offside rule ![]() | |||
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"I'd pee standing up and make sure I'd make the toilet bowl and not the floor then I'd wipe the seat after me and put it back down ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Oh no im def all woman | |||
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"I'd pee standing up and make sure I'd make the toilet bowl and not the floor then I'd wipe the seat after me and put it back down ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Explain offside ... i can't have a cock and not understand it ![]() | |||
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"I'd pee standing up and make sure I'd make the toilet bowl and not the floor then I'd wipe the seat after me and put it back down ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() player is caught offside if he's nearer to the opponent's goal than both the ball and the second-last opponent (including the goalkeeper) when his team-mate plays the ball to him. ![]() | |||
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"I'd pee standing up and make sure I'd make the toilet bowl and not the floor then I'd wipe the seat after me and put it back down ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I still dont get it ![]() | |||
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"I'd pee standing up and make sure I'd make the toilet bowl and not the floor then I'd wipe the seat after me and put it back down ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() It drove my ex wife loopy for months till she caught on i was doing it on purpose. I even took ones she'd put on off and turned them.lmao | |||
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"I'd pee standing up and make sure I'd make the toilet bowl and not the floor then I'd wipe the seat after me and put it back down ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() haha my partner never replaces the emptys and I'm deffo a bit OCD if I see one back to front no matter where I am I gotta change it ![]() | |||
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"I'd pee standing up and make sure I'd make the toilet bowl and not the floor then I'd wipe the seat after me and put it back down ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Ok it's easy. Let's assume your the player with the football your team mate is the cock facing you, the goal is the assh**e. To avoid an offside situation when you launch an attack the cock has to be before two balls which represent the two players of the other team. Once one or two balls are in front of the cock from your perspective it's offside or really weird.... ![]() | |||
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"I'd pee standing up and make sure I'd make the toilet bowl and not the floor then I'd wipe the seat after me and put it back down ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Now im confused is there one cock and 3 balls in front of me lol | |||
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"I'd pee standing up and make sure I'd make the toilet bowl and not the floor then I'd wipe the seat after me and put it back down ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Might be part of the reason for divorce ![]() | |||
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"I'd pee standing up and make sure I'd make the toilet bowl and not the floor then I'd wipe the seat after me and put it back down ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() See now i get it ![]() | |||
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