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By *innie The Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Ever look at a penis and be reminded of their old pet tortoise Joey who sadly passed away over the long cold winter of 96?

It's a bit offputting, let me tell you.

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ever look at a penis and be reminded of their old pet tortoise Joey who sadly passed away over the long cold winter of 96?

It's a bit offputting, let me tell you."

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan


"Ever look at a penis and be reminded of their old pet tortoise Joey who sadly passed away over the long cold winter of 96?

It's a bit offputting, let me tell you."

Mine is very photogenic.

He even smiles when I look at him.

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By *innie The Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"Ever look at a penis and be reminded of their old pet tortoise Joey who sadly passed away over the long cold winter of 96?

It's a bit offputting, let me tell you.

Mine is very photogenic.

He even smiles when I look at him.

"

Your cock or your tortoise?

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan


"Ever look at a penis and be reminded of their old pet tortoise Joey who sadly passed away over the long cold winter of 96?

It's a bit offputting, let me tell you.

Mine is very photogenic.

He even smiles when I look at him.

Your cock or your tortoise?"

I often refer to him as my little tortoise, especially when he peeps out of his shell!

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By *innie The Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"Ever look at a penis and be reminded of their old pet tortoise Joey who sadly passed away over the long cold winter of 96?

It's a bit offputting, let me tell you.

Mine is very photogenic.

He even smiles when I look at him.

Your cock or your tortoise?

I often refer to him as my little tortoise, especially when he peeps out of his shell! "

Bless

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ever look at a penis and be reminded of their old pet tortoise Joey who sadly passed away over the long cold winter of 96?

It's a bit offputting, let me tell you."

...was he a bollix

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine reminds me of a dog I used to have.....always up before me and always peeking out in the morning looking for fun.....like a bold school child, up for devilment

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By *innie The Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"Mine reminds me of a dog I used to have.....always up before me and always peeking out in the morning looking for fun.....like a bold school child, up for devilment"

Haha must be some funny looking dogs round your way x

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By *andsomeman100Man
over a year ago

Ah sure now...

Jaysus - would hate to be your last very!!

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By *innie The Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"Jaysus - would hate to be your last very!! "

I'm sure you have a beautiful penis that in no way resembles a mutant ninja turtle

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By *xplicitMan
over a year ago

donegal

ok..i tested there..I looked at my cock..and guess what..i thought of you op..

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By *andsomeman100Man
over a year ago

Ah sure now...


"Jaysus - would hate to be your last very!!

I'm sure you have a beautiful penis that in no way resembles a mutant ninja turtle"

Actually?...eh...more like a terrapin.

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By *ceryMan
over a year ago

Malahide & Waterford


"Ever look at a penis and be reminded of their old pet tortoise Joey who sadly passed away over the long cold winter of 96?

It's a bit offputting, let me tell you."

Sounds like the definition of kinky

Did he wink at you....

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