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"Any hints or tips on having my own cock gratefully received. " If you havnt got it by now I dont think there's much hope at this stage! | |||
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"Any hints or tips on having my own cock gratefully received. If you havnt got it by now I dont think there's much hope at this stage!" And the search continues | |||
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 ) but do use them to trim the scrotum to a more manageable length.
2. Have a hot shower making sure the area is nice and loose.
3. I use a sensitive shaving gel which seems to work best for me. But whatever foam/gel you use will work fine. I use a mach 3 blade. And also use a separate blade for down below than I use for my face.
4. Start with the bottom of your shaft with short strokes towards the base
5. Next , the family jewels. If you take your time you will not cut yourself. Again, short strokes WITH THE GRAIN, not against. This will lead to a closer shave, leave less irritation and less chance of in growing hairs.
6. May need to repeat last step to get any stray hairs you missed first time
7. When you are done, use a sensitive (non fragrent) moisturiser
Simple.
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"This is a serious post for guys who havnt been brave enough to venture down below with a blade. Can be daunting first time. 1. Don't use clippers on the scrotum to remove full hair length. ( experience thought me that, I was 19 and wanted to surprise my gf, she certainly got a surprise, i couldn't get the bleeding to stop for ages, ouch ) but do use them to trim the scrotum to a more manageable length.
2. Have a hot shower making sure the area is nice and loose.
3. I use a sensitive shaving gel which seems to work best for me. But whatever foam/gel you use will work fine. I use a mach 3 blade. And also use a separate blade for down below than I use for my face.
4. Start with the bottom of your shaft with short strokes towards the base
5. Next , the family jewels. If you take your time you will not cut yourself. Again, short strokes WITH THE GRAIN, not against. This will lead to a closer shave, leave less irritation and less chance of in growing hairs.
6. May need to repeat last step to get any stray hairs you missed first time
7. When you are done, use a sensitive (non fragrent) moisturiser
Simple.
You are welcome "The moisturiser afterwards is most important. Nothing worse than having shaving rash when the short's come off | |||
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"This is a serious post for guys who havnt been brave enough to venture down below with a blade. Can be daunting first time. 1. Don't use clippers on the scrotum to remove full hair length. ( experience thought me that, I was 19 and wanted to surprise my gf, she certainly got a surprise, i couldn't get the bleeding to stop for ages, ouch ) but do use them to trim the scrotum to a more manageable length.
2. Have a hot shower making sure the area is nice and loose.
3. I use a sensitive shaving gel which seems to work best for me. But whatever foam/gel you use will work fine. I use a mach 3 blade. And also use a separate blade for down below than I use for my face.
4. Start with the bottom of your shaft with short strokes towards the base
5. Next , the family jewels. If you take your time you will not cut yourself. Again, short strokes WITH THE GRAIN, not against. This will lead to a closer shave, leave less irritation and less chance of in growing hairs.
6. May need to repeat last step to get any stray hairs you missed first time
7. When you are done, use a sensitive (non fragrent) moisturiser
Simple.
You are welcome
The moisturiser afterwards is most important. Nothing worse than having shaving rash when the short's come off "Well, you could ask her to soothe it for you | |||
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"This is a serious post for guys who havnt been brave enough to venture down below with a blade. Can be daunting first time. 1. Don't use clippers on the scrotum to remove full hair length. ( experience thought me that, I was 19 and wanted to surprise my gf, she certainly got a surprise, i couldn't get the bleeding to stop for ages, ouch ) but do use them to trim the scrotum to a more manageable length.
2. Have a hot shower making sure the area is nice and loose.
3. I use a sensitive shaving gel which seems to work best for me. But whatever foam/gel you use will work fine. I use a mach 3 blade. And also use a separate blade for down below than I use for my face.
4. Start with the bottom of your shaft with short strokes towards the base
5. Next , the family jewels. If you take your time you will not cut yourself. Again, short strokes WITH THE GRAIN, not against. This will lead to a closer shave, leave less irritation and less chance of in growing hairs.
6. May need to repeat last step to get any stray hairs you missed first time
7. When you are done, use a sensitive (non fragrent) moisturiser
Simple.
You are welcome
The moisturiser afterwards is most important. Nothing worse than having shaving rash when the short's come off
Well, you could ask her to soothe it for you "She might not believe it's shaving rash JD | |||
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"This is a serious post for guys who havnt been brave enough to venture down below with a blade. Can be daunting first time. 1. Don't use clippers on the scrotum to remove full hair length. ( experience thought me that, I was 19 and wanted to surprise my gf, she certainly got a surprise, i couldn't get the bleeding to stop for ages, ouch ) but do use them to trim the scrotum to a more manageable length.
2. Have a hot shower making sure the area is nice and loose.
3. I use a sensitive shaving gel which seems to work best for me. But whatever foam/gel you use will work fine. I use a mach 3 blade. And also use a separate blade for down below than I use for my face.
4. Start with the bottom of your shaft with short strokes towards the base
5. Next , the family jewels. If you take your time you will not cut yourself. Again, short strokes WITH THE GRAIN, not against. This will lead to a closer shave, leave less irritation and less chance of in growing hairs.
6. May need to repeat last step to get any stray hairs you missed first time
7. When you are done, use a sensitive (non fragrent) moisturiser
Simple.
You are welcome
The moisturiser afterwards is most important. Nothing worse than having shaving rash when the short's come off
Well, you could ask her to soothe it for you
She might not believe it's shaving rash JD "Ah! hadn't thought of that | |||
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"This is a serious post for guys who havnt been brave enough to venture down below with a blade. Can be daunting first time. 1. Don't use clippers on the scrotum to remove full hair length. ( experience thought me that, I was 19 and wanted to surprise my gf, she certainly got a surprise, i couldn't get the bleeding to stop for ages, ouch ) but do use them to trim the scrotum to a more manageable length.
2. Have a hot shower making sure the area is nice and loose.
3. I use a sensitive shaving gel which seems to work best for me. But whatever foam/gel you use will work fine. I use a mach 3 blade. And also use a separate blade for down below than I use for my face.
4. Start with the bottom of your shaft with short strokes towards the base
5. Next , the family jewels. If you take your time you will not cut yourself. Again, short strokes WITH THE GRAIN, not against. This will lead to a closer shave, leave less irritation and less chance of in growing hairs.
6. May need to repeat last step to get any stray hairs you missed first time
7. When you are done, use a sensitive (non fragrent) moisturiser
Simple.
You are welcome
The moisturiser afterwards is most important. Nothing worse than having shaving rash when the short's come off
Well, you could ask her to soothe it for you
She might not believe it's shaving rash JD
Ah! hadn't thought of that "Everyday is a school day JD | |||
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"This is a serious post for guys who havnt been brave enough to venture down below with a blade. Can be daunting first time. 1. Don't use clippers on the scrotum to remove full hair length. ( experience thought me that, I was 19 and wanted to surprise my gf, she certainly got a surprise, i couldn't get the bleeding to stop for ages, ouch ) but do use them to trim the scrotum to a more manageable length.
2. Have a hot shower making sure the area is nice and loose.
3. I use a sensitive shaving gel which seems to work best for me. But whatever foam/gel you use will work fine. I use a mach 3 blade. And also use a separate blade for down below than I use for my face.
4. Start with the bottom of your shaft with short strokes towards the base
5. Next , the family jewels. If you take your time you will not cut yourself. Again, short strokes WITH THE GRAIN, not against. This will lead to a closer shave, leave less irritation and less chance of in growing hairs.
6. May need to repeat last step to get any stray hairs you missed first time
7. When you are done, use a sensitive (non fragrent) moisturiser
Simple.
You are welcome
The moisturiser afterwards is most important. Nothing worse than having shaving rash when the short's come off
Well, you could ask her to soothe it for you
She might not believe it's shaving rash JD
Ah! hadn't thought of that
Everyday is a school day JD "Now I know why people take the before and after pics | |||
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"This is a serious post for guys who havnt been brave enough to venture down below with a blade. Can be daunting first time. 1. Don't use clippers on the scrotum to remove full hair length. ( experience thought me that, I was 19 and wanted to surprise my gf, she certainly got a surprise, i couldn't get the bleeding to stop for ages, ouch ) but do use them to trim the scrotum to a more manageable length.
2. Have a hot shower making sure the area is nice and loose.
3. I use a sensitive shaving gel which seems to work best for me. But whatever foam/gel you use will work fine. I use a mach 3 blade. And also use a separate blade for down below than I use for my face.
4. Start with the bottom of your shaft with short strokes towards the base
5. Next , the family jewels. If you take your time you will not cut yourself. Again, short strokes WITH THE GRAIN, not against. This will lead to a closer shave, leave less irritation and less chance of in growing hairs.
6. May need to repeat last step to get any stray hairs you missed first time
7. When you are done, use a sensitive (non fragrent) moisturiser
Simple.
You are welcome
The moisturiser afterwards is most important. Nothing worse than having shaving rash when the short's come off
Well, you could ask her to soothe it for you
She might not believe it's shaving rash JD
Ah! hadn't thought of that
Everyday is a school day JD
Now I know why people take the before and after pics "Do they do that when they get a new remote too?? | |||
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"This is a serious post for guys who havnt been brave enough to venture down below with a blade. Can be daunting first time. 1. Don't use clippers on the scrotum to remove full hair length. ( experience thought me that, I was 19 and wanted to surprise my gf, she certainly got a surprise, i couldn't get the bleeding to stop for ages, ouch ) but do use them to trim the scrotum to a more manageable length.
2. Have a hot shower making sure the area is nice and loose.
3. I use a sensitive shaving gel which seems to work best for me. But whatever foam/gel you use will work fine. I use a mach 3 blade. And also use a separate blade for down below than I use for my face.
4. Start with the bottom of your shaft with short strokes towards the base
5. Next , the family jewels. If you take your time you will not cut yourself. Again, short strokes WITH THE GRAIN, not against. This will lead to a closer shave, leave less irritation and less chance of in growing hairs.
6. May need to repeat last step to get any stray hairs you missed first time
7. When you are done, use a sensitive (non fragrent) moisturiser
Simple.
You are welcome
The moisturiser afterwards is most important. Nothing worse than having shaving rash when the short's come off
Well, you could ask her to soothe it for you
She might not believe it's shaving rash JD
Ah! hadn't thought of that
Everyday is a school day JD
Now I know why people take the before and after pics
Do they do that when they get a new remote too?? "Have you secreted a webcam in my garage? See other thread | |||
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"This is a serious post for guys who havnt been brave enough to venture down below with a blade. Can be daunting first time. 1. Don't use clippers on the scrotum to remove full hair length. ( experience thought me that, I was 19 and wanted to surprise my gf, she certainly got a surprise, i couldn't get the bleeding to stop for ages, ouch ) but do use them to trim the scrotum to a more manageable length.
2. Have a hot shower making sure the area is nice and loose.
3. I use a sensitive shaving gel which seems to work best for me. But whatever foam/gel you use will work fine. I use a mach 3 blade. And also use a separate blade for down below than I use for my face.
4. Start with the bottom of your shaft with short strokes towards the base
5. Next , the family jewels. If you take your time you will not cut yourself. Again, short strokes WITH THE GRAIN, not against. This will lead to a closer shave, leave less irritation and less chance of in growing hairs.
6. May need to repeat last step to get any stray hairs you missed first time
7. When you are done, use a sensitive (non fragrent) moisturiser
Simple.
You are welcome
The moisturiser afterwards is most important. Nothing worse than having shaving rash when the short's come off
Well, you could ask her to soothe it for you
She might not believe it's shaving rash JD
Ah! hadn't thought of that
Everyday is a school day JD
Now I know why people take the before and after pics
Do they do that when they get a new remote too??
Have you secreted a webcam in my garage? See other thread "Which thread?? | |||
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"This is a serious post for guys who havnt been brave enough to venture down below with a blade. Can be daunting first time. 1. Don't use clippers on the scrotum to remove full hair length. ( experience thought me that, I was 19 and wanted to surprise my gf, she certainly got a surprise, i couldn't get the bleeding to stop for ages, ouch ) but do use them to trim the scrotum to a more manageable length.
2. Have a hot shower making sure the area is nice and loose.
3. I use a sensitive shaving gel which seems to work best for me. But whatever foam/gel you use will work fine. I use a mach 3 blade. And also use a separate blade for down below than I use for my face.
4. Start with the bottom of your shaft with short strokes towards the base
5. Next , the family jewels. If you take your time you will not cut yourself. Again, short strokes WITH THE GRAIN, not against. This will lead to a closer shave, leave less irritation and less chance of in growing hairs.
6. May need to repeat last step to get any stray hairs you missed first time
7. When you are done, use a sensitive (non fragrent) moisturiser
Simple.
You are welcome
The moisturiser afterwards is most important. Nothing worse than having shaving rash when the short's come off
Well, you could ask her to soothe it for you
She might not believe it's shaving rash JD
Ah! hadn't thought of that
Everyday is a school day JD
Now I know why people take the before and after pics
Do they do that when they get a new remote too??
Have you secreted a webcam in my garage? See other thread
Which thread??"White jeans | |||
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"This is a serious post for guys who havnt been brave enough to venture down below with a blade. Can be daunting first time. 1. Don't use clippers on the scrotum to remove full hair length. ( experience thought me that, I was 19 and wanted to surprise my gf, she certainly got a surprise, i couldn't get the bleeding to stop for ages, ouch ) but do use them to trim the scrotum to a more manageable length.
2. Have a hot shower making sure the area is nice and loose.
3. I use a sensitive shaving gel which seems to work best for me. But whatever foam/gel you use will work fine. I use a mach 3 blade. And also use a separate blade for down below than I use for my face.
4. Start with the bottom of your shaft with short strokes towards the base
5. Next , the family jewels. If you take your time you will not cut yourself. Again, short strokes WITH THE GRAIN, not against. This will lead to a closer shave, leave less irritation and less chance of in growing hairs.
6. May need to repeat last step to get any stray hairs you missed first time
7. When you are done, use a sensitive (non fragrent) moisturiser
Simple.
You are welcome
The moisturiser afterwards is most important. Nothing worse than having shaving rash when the short's come off
Well, you could ask her to soothe it for you
She might not believe it's shaving rash JD
Ah! hadn't thought of that
Everyday is a school day JD
Now I know why people take the before and after pics
Do they do that when they get a new remote too??
Have you secreted a webcam in my garage? See other thread
Which thread??
White jeans"I swear, I'm not stalking you JD | |||
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"This is a serious post for guys who havnt been brave enough to venture down below with a blade. Can be daunting first time. 1. Don't use clippers on the scrotum to remove full hair length. ( experience thought me that, I was 19 and wanted to surprise my gf, she certainly got a surprise, i couldn't get the bleeding to stop for ages, ouch ) but do use them to trim the scrotum to a more manageable length.
2. Have a hot shower making sure the area is nice and loose.
3. I use a sensitive shaving gel which seems to work best for me. But whatever foam/gel you use will work fine. I use a mach 3 blade. And also use a separate blade for down below than I use for my face.
4. Start with the bottom of your shaft with short strokes towards the base
5. Next , the family jewels. If you take your time you will not cut yourself. Again, short strokes WITH THE GRAIN, not against. This will lead to a closer shave, leave less irritation and less chance of in growing hairs.
6. May need to repeat last step to get any stray hairs you missed first time
7. When you are done, use a sensitive (non fragrent) moisturiser
Simple.
You are welcome
The moisturiser afterwards is most important. Nothing worse than having shaving rash when the short's come off
Well, you could ask her to soothe it for you
She might not believe it's shaving rash JD
Ah! hadn't thought of that
Everyday is a school day JD
Now I know why people take the before and after pics
Do they do that when they get a new remote too??
Have you secreted a webcam in my garage? See other thread
Which thread??
White jeans
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"I think the customer would need to be restrained with cuffs, rope, gag etc to do a proper job of it..." il keep doing my own then thanks lol | |||
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"On a similar vein! Is it ok to use hair removal cream on cock and balls. Have used on me chest and arms but it says not to use on tackle. Would prefer cream to shaving. " Have heard horror stories !!! Chemicals burning at my ballsack...... No Thanks lol think I'll stick with my routine | |||
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"On a similar vein! Is it ok to use hair removal cream on cock and balls. Have used on me chest and arms but it says not to use on tackle. Would prefer cream to shaving. Have heard horror stories !!! Chemicals burning at my ballsack...... No Thanks lol think I'll stick with my routine "Noooooo burns | |||
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"Would veet not be easier??? .or an auld wax ??? " My thoughts exactly, apply the Veet job done. | |||
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"Would veet not be easier??? .or an auld wax ??? My thoughts exactly, apply the Veet job done." This. Just trim the length with a clippers to about 1cm and apply Veet for a max of ten minutes. Rinse off. Done. | |||
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"I've a cut throat razor.... just saying. "Ouch John Wayne Bobbit springs to mind | |||
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"I've a cut throat razor.... just saying.
Ouch John Wayne Bobbit springs to mind "Snip Snip  | |||
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"Regularly shave my cock and balls but looking to see if anyone offers a professional service in Ireland? " I shear sheep I could do a job for any man that wants to get trimmed around the balls.As long as the shears don't slip and Bob's your Aunt. | |||
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"I've a cut throat razor.... just saying.
Ouch John Wayne Bobbit springs to mind
Snip Snip "I've a very steady hand... just the one though... Russian roulette comes to mind. | |||
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"I think the customer would need to be restrained with cuffs, rope, gag etc to do a proper job of it..." I think this may not be the most politically correct or for that matter popular method but I find it extremely Erotic and Horny. I would love to experience your method Pamela I'm sure it would be a pleasurable experience and the results would be fabulous. And no complaints would be accepted from the customer. | |||
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"Would veet not be easier??? .or an auld wax ??? " Noooo....stuff burns the nut sc off ya......I've heard | |||
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"Would veet not be easier??? .or an auld wax ??? Noooo....stuff burns the nut sc off ya......I've heard "Previously I had used the old-school method of a cutthroat razor, but as you can imagine, this was a tricky and delicate operation, and to make matters worse, it was difficult to get into a comfortable position in the chair at my local Barbers. Anyway, I am quite hairy down there and my snippet valve looks like Brian May’s plughole so eventually the Barber said he could no longer perform the task for me. He also said that looking up my whizzer every Saturday at 11:30 put him off his lunch, as he usually has toad-in-the-hole followed by chocolate-coated donuts as a Saturday treat. He did not want to leave me in the lurch and said that he had read some excellent reviews on Amazon about Veet for men and suggested I give it try. Like many other reviewers, I made the mistake of not reading the bumph properly; I used the whole tube and completely coated my cock eggs, barse and nipsy with the stuff. Anyway, I lost track of time, and it was the foul stench of dissolving clinkers and melting hair that brought me to my senses. As I looked at my watch through the putrid fog that had formed around me, I could see that it had been applied for exactly 5 minutes 59 seconds. This presented me with a problem, as when the searing pain began, I was outside my flat, sat in the communal gardens, in a deck chair precisely 100 meters and 3 flights of stairs away from my bathroom. It was as if I had lowered my under-carriage through a volcano and into Hades, whereupon Beelzebub, annoyed by the uninvited intrusion, jabbed me in the rectum with his fork. I took off from the deckchair like Usain Bolt out of the TV adverts. Within 12 seconds, the bathroom was filled with steamy fetid barse broth, and I had the clock weights, Ha'penny bridge and Sherriff’s badge under ice-cold running water at the tap end of the bath. This did not please Mrs Doublehunbon, as she was relaxing in there at the time surrounded by floating petals and candles, although she did say that the sight of my ringpiece flashing like a brake light was impressive, and she was pleased to see that my arse barnacles had all but disappeared. 5 Stars from me. | |||
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"Would veet not be easier??? .or an auld wax ??? " That brought a tear to my eye | |||
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"Regularly shave my cock and balls but looking to see if anyone offers a professional service in Ireland? " Veet just don't leave it on too long razor while in the shower nothing too difficult about it. Crack....just veet...lol | |||
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 get em waxed....a guy on Dame Street provides an extremely discreet and professional service (Google him - I highly recommend him).
Its painful but manageable unless your a complete wuss....the result is smooth & impressive and really heightens sensation too. You will be tender for a day or two after and won't be able to shower with soap for 12-18 hours after but the more often you get it done the easier it gets. Believe it or not its less painful than getting ones chest wax.....that is agony way worse than the crown jewels 
Failing that using a zero blade trimmer works well also....be very very careful though
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