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By *arry and Ann OP Couple
over a year ago

Louth

...who loved bums

So much so he'd fuck them for fun

But when he pulled his cock out

He realised with a shout

That the poor woman had a dose of the runs!

Give us your filthy limericks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There was a man called Dean ..who invented the fucking machine! ....on the 99th stroke the fucking thing broke and whipped his balls to cream

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By *imeoutaloneMan
over a year ago

Dublin to Westmeath

There was a young woman from eeling

Who had a terrible feeling

She lay on her back

Opened her crack

And pissed all over the ceiling

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There was a young woman from eeling

Who had a terrible feeling

She lay on her back

Opened her crack

And pissed all over the ceiling

love it, nearly got sick laughing here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There was a young woman from effin

Who wanted a real good feckin

She jumped on ones cock

But he let off his shot

And she never returned to his beddin

Atleast I fried.... With the limerick and the girl from effin limerick haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jack and Jill went up the hill

so Jack could lick Jills fanny

Jack got a shock

And a mouthful of cock

Cause Jills a secret tranny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There once was a hermit named Dave

Who Kept a dead hooker in his cave

She was missing a tit

She smelled like shit

But think of the money he saved

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