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By *he rover returned OP   Woman
over a year ago

xxx

Morning all Thursday leaves me irritated as it's not Friday. Cheer me up and tell me your favorite insult ... cockwomble is mine. You great big cockwomble

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s pretty simple but - when I call someone a “reptile” it’s reservedfor only the lowest of humanity

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By *he rover returned OP   Woman
over a year ago

xxx


"It’s pretty simple but - when I call someone a “reptile” it’s reservedfor only the lowest of humanity "

Subtle but effective ... I like it

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By *wingme22Man
over a year ago

Galway


"It’s pretty simple but - when I call someone a “reptile” it’s reservedfor only the lowest of humanity "

I think that an insult to reptiles. What did they do to get equated with lowest of humanity.

Mine is fuckwit! Don't know where it came from but works as endearment or insult.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine is Dick splash or fuck nugget lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd say your arse is jealous of the shite that comes out of our mouth"

I've also a habit of referring to people as cretins - "the absolutr cretin"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A great big whopping thunder cunt is mind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wank stain is my fav..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It’s pretty simple but - when I call someone a “reptile” it’s reservedfor only the lowest of humanity

I think that an insult to reptiles. What did they do to get equated with lowest of humanity.

Mine is fuckwit! Don't know where it came from but works as endearment or insult."

I think I know where you heard it

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By *arry and AnnCouple
over a year ago

Louth

I like how 'Spunk Junkie' sounds, but cant say ive ever actually used it to insult someone..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like "tragic waste of skin", it's a Placebo lyric

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By *he rover returned OP   Woman
over a year ago

xxx


"A great big whopping thunder cunt is mind "

You complete numskull I love that !!!

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By *he rover returned OP   Woman
over a year ago

xxx


"I like how 'Spunk Junkie' sounds, but cant say ive ever actually used it to insult someone.. "

Try it's therapeutic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dont really have one in particular.just call them a idiot in my head and move on

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By *he rover returned OP   Woman
over a year ago

xxx

I just love to say cunt when I'm really pissed off. It stops me slapping someone .. I usually reserve it for the ex hubby

I know I know I'm a lady and ladies don't say cunt ...but I did so

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dont really have one in particular.just call them a idiot in my head and move on"

Same as this actually and kill them with kindness and a smile lol

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By *he rover returned OP   Woman
over a year ago

xxx


"Dont really have one in particular.just call them a idiot in my head and move on"

I admire your reserve ... I just love a great big insult .. it's self control at its finest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I remember years ago being in a huge argument with my ex husband and insults where flying back and forth when he had called me a few choice names my mind raced in my agitated state trying to find a really nasty name to call him. What came out of my mouth was muttonhead..... I actually laughed at myself that's what happens when you have young kids and have not cursed in years

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By *he rover returned OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"I remember years ago being in a huge argument with my ex husband and insults where flying back and forth when he had called me a few choice names my mind raced in my agitated state trying to find a really nasty name to call him. What came out of my mouth was muttonhead..... I actually laughed at myself that's what happens when you have young kids and have not cursed in years "

That made me laugh ...lol you big muttonhead. . I might use it yet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I remember years ago being in a huge argument with my ex husband and insults where flying back and forth when he had called me a few choice names my mind raced in my agitated state trying to find a really nasty name to call him. What came out of my mouth was muttonhead..... I actually laughed at myself that's what happens when you have young kids and have not cursed in years

That made me laugh ...lol you big muttonhead. . I might use it yet "

My kids that are adults now use it in conversation to each other,

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By *he rover returned OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"I remember years ago being in a huge argument with my ex husband and insults where flying back and forth when he had called me a few choice names my mind raced in my agitated state trying to find a really nasty name to call him. What came out of my mouth was muttonhead..... I actually laughed at myself that's what happens when you have young kids and have not cursed in years

That made me laugh ...lol you big muttonhead. . I might use it yet

My kids that are adults now use it in conversation to each other, "

You've thought them well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dont really have one in particular.just call them a idiot in my head and move on"

Oh mine are all in my head too, insulting people to their faces rarely gets me my way.

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By *arry and AnnCouple
over a year ago

Louth


"I like how 'Spunk Junkie' sounds, but cant say ive ever actually used it to insult someone..

Try it's therapeutic "

Pretty sure if i tried using that in an argument im gonna start laughing and ruin the whole moment

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By *r Connie LingusMan
over a year ago

Limerick

Cuntflap

Devastating and funny at the same time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dont really have one in particular.just call them a idiot in my head and move on

I admire your reserve ... I just love a great big insult .. it's self control at its finest "

Self control you think? ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dont really have one in particular.just call them a idiot in my head and move on

Oh mine are all in my head too, insulting people to their faces rarely gets me my way. "

Very true indeed it actually gets you worse off in some cases all depends on situitions.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have been known to call people knuckle draggers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ah, for the love of fuck...

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By *s LollyWoman
over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

Ive even known to over use the work "fucknut"

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By *arry and AnnCouple
over a year ago

Louth


"Ive even known to over use the work "fucknut" "

Ive heard fucknuckle, never fucknut

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By *s LollyWoman
over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...


"Ive even known to over use the work "fucknut"

Ive heard fucknuckle, never fucknut "

It's a carlow word I'll let ye borrow it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wank stain or its a pity you didn't drip down your mother's leg when you were conceived

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By *arry and AnnCouple
over a year ago

Louth


"Ive even known to over use the work "fucknut"

Ive heard fucknuckle, never fucknut

It's a carlow word I'll let ye borrow it "

Fucknuckle must be the Drogheda version, if i use the carlow alternative i'll be looked at like im foreign

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All those insults sound like play words to me, if someone was really getting under my skin the words that fly out of my mouth would make me sound worse than Hitler but unfortunately I've a potty mouth around friends so normal curse words are tame. I can't even think of anything I'd say now which is weird cause I know I'm a cunt when someone really irritates me. Plus I use the work fuck or fucking as my thinking word. So id be like "what's that thing called again.... The fucking... Ah fuck the.... Fucking yoke..... Oh the printer"

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By *wingme22Man
over a year ago

Galway


"It’s pretty simple but - when I call someone a “reptile” it’s reservedfor only the lowest of humanity

I think that an insult to reptiles. What did they do to get equated with lowest of humanity.

Mine is fuckwit! Don't know where it came from but works as endearment or insult.

I think I know where you heard it "

Is it one of yours miss cassy?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"All those insults sound like play words to me, if someone was really getting under my skin the words that fly out of my mouth would make me sound worse than Hitler but unfortunately I've a potty mouth around friends so normal curse words are tame. I can't even think of anything I'd say now which is weird cause I know I'm a cunt when someone really irritates me. Plus I use the work fuck or fucking as my thinking word. So id be like "what's that thing called again.... The fucking... Ah fuck the.... Fucking yoke..... Oh the printer" "

Ah but overuse them and they lose their impact - as well as making you look inarticulate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It’s pretty simple but - when I call someone a “reptile” it’s reservedfor only the lowest of humanity

I think that an insult to reptiles. What did they do to get equated with lowest of humanity.

Mine is fuckwit! Don't know where it came from but works as endearment or insult.

I think I know where you heard it

Is it one of yours miss cassy?"

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By *wingme22Man
over a year ago

Galway


"It’s pretty simple but - when I call someone a “reptile” it’s reservedfor only the lowest of humanity

I think that an insult to reptiles. What did they do to get equated with lowest of humanity.

Mine is fuckwit! Don't know where it came from but works as endearment or insult.

I think I know where you heard it

Is it one of yours miss cassy? "

Luckly cant rember u using it when talking to me!

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By *wingme22Man
over a year ago

Galway


"It’s pretty simple but - when I call someone a “reptile” it’s reservedfor only the lowest of humanity

I think that an insult to reptiles. What did they do to get equated with lowest of humanity.

Mine is fuckwit! Don't know where it came from but works as endearment or insult.

I think I know where you heard it

Is it one of yours miss cassy?

Luckly cant rember u using it when talking to me!"

Or was it from me u got it??

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By *hingy2Woman
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"It’s pretty simple but - when I call someone a “reptile” it’s reservedfor only the lowest of humanity

I think that an insult to reptiles. What did they do to get equated with lowest of humanity.

Mine is fuckwit! Don't know where it came from but works as endearment or insult."

I agree....i like reptiles but to be fair theres quite a few 'snakes' on fabs lol.

One of mine is dickwad...borrowed from the terminator film x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To someone ugly - You look like a mnonkey's miscarriage.

To someone really skinny - Look, its the heavyweight champion of Auschwitz (I like this 1 for the "hardmen" teenagers who run around with their top off showing off their 5" biceps in summertime)

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By *s LollyWoman
over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...


"Ive even known to over use the work "fucknut"

Ive heard fucknuckle, never fucknut

It's a carlow word I'll let ye borrow it

Fucknuckle must be the Drogheda version, if i use the carlow alternative i'll be looked at like im foreign "

Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey dog breath. That's one I hear alot.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh are u going soon? I was just about too poison your tea

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By *eeker321Man
over a year ago

prosperous

Not a cracking insult but had to laugh recently when I heard a guy being told by a lady "stop talking cos you sound like a goat shittin in a tin can"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If someone is being stupid and annoying me im likely to call them a vulnerable ... dont ask why

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By *ill EyeMan
over a year ago

West of Ireland

Not very articulate but 'Go fuck yourself you stupid cunt' I do tend to use a lot.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Air thief or fuck dog

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By *inkywife1981Couple
over a year ago

A town near you

If describing someone to others i call the sneaky lowest ones reptiles.

If to their face its usually fucking prick or useless c_nt

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By *wingme22Man
over a year ago

Galway

I love the one from young offenders where the mother says to the young lad " you waste of a tit!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your a rite damp yoke or your ma's eggs must been expired when she conceived you

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By *wingme22Man
over a year ago

Galway

An old one but a good one is.

The best part of you ran down your mother's leg!

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By *imeoutaloneMan
over a year ago

Dublin to Westmeath

Knob jockey.

It's pretty unisex too.

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By *he rover returned OP   Woman
over a year ago

xxx


"I love the one from young offenders where the mother says to the young lad " you waste of a tit!""

Bahhhhaaa love it

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By *he rover returned OP   Woman
over a year ago

xxx


"If describing someone to others i call the sneaky lowest ones reptiles.

If to their face its usually fucking prick or useless c_nt

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Probably the most honest words to use

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By *he rover returned OP   Woman
over a year ago

xxx


"Not a cracking insult but had to laugh recently when I heard a guy being told by a lady "stop talking cos you sound like a goat shittin in a tin can" "

LOL. .. brilliant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

God wasted an arsehole by putting teeth in your mouth

And another is a sniper wouldn’t take u out

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By *ndrew1972Man
over a year ago

roscrea

https://youtu.be/9O0G00pdoYk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You're a mala head...

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By *atts n titsCouple
over a year ago

everywhere


"Wank stain or its a pity you didn't drip down your mother's leg when you were conceived "
the best part of you dripped down your mothers leg is a crueler version

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By *he rover returned OP   Woman
over a year ago

xxx


"Wank stain or its a pity you didn't drip down your mother's leg when you were conceived the best part of you dripped down your mothers leg is a crueler version"

Crude but definitely to the point

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By *oody500Man
over a year ago

South

Fucktard would be my favourite

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By *rwhite30Man
over a year ago

deptford London

Pussy dick

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By *ensualandslow321Man
over a year ago

Tullamore

May the hairs on your arse turn to drum sticks and beat the shite outa you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Half c@#t

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You absolute reprobate

Or your fucken degenerate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You're as useful as 10 cocks on a sow.

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By *arry and AnnCouple
over a year ago

Louth


"May the hairs on your arse turn to drum sticks and beat the shite outa you"

What?! That is amazingly random thats being stolen and used thaaank you very much

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By *ensualandslow321Man
over a year ago

Tullamore


"May the hairs on your arse turn to drum sticks and beat the shite outa you

What?! That is amazingly random thats being stolen and used thaaank you very much "

Hope ye enjoy using it as much as I do.

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By *andsomeman100Man
over a year ago

Ah sure now...

May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpits.

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By *he rover returned OP   Woman
over a year ago

xxx


"May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpits."

And the same to you on this beautiful day

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By *hechapMan
over a year ago

Derry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An old school ground favorite of ours' in the 90s used to be :-

'If I had a dog with a face like your's, I'd shave his arse and make him walk backwards ! '

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By *he rover returned OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"An old school ground favorite of ours' in the 90s used to be :-

'If I had a dog with a face like your's, I'd shave his arse and make him walk backwards ! ' "

Used it myself many times ... another reason the 90s were the best

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"An old school ground favorite of ours' in the 90s used to be :-

'If I had a dog with a face like your's, I'd shave his arse and make him walk backwards ! '

Used it myself many times ... another reason the 90s were the best "

They were great....wouldn't a time machine be great

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have two favourites

1. For someone is just pissing you off - KNOBJOCKEY

2. When you really want to let them know what you think -Jesus the best part of you ran down your mother's leg.

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