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By *andysexman OP   Man
over a year ago

any location

So I see woman and some couples like 7-8 inch cock's.

We're exactly do you measure from to get the length.

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By *taylor122Man
over a year ago

dublin

As the owner of a huge one, always the base of the shaft

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By *nickerDropperGlory69Man
over a year ago

cavan town

Well I measure my 9 inch cock from the base of the shaft to the tip of the head and add 3 inches. Is that not how everyone does It???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well I measure my 9 inch cock from the base of the shaft to the tip of the head and add 3 inches. Is that not how everyone does It??? "

Exactly how we all do it lol

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By *andysexman OP   Man
over a year ago

any location


"As the owner of a huge one, always the base of the shaft"

Measure from the top end or bottom we're the balls are.

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By *nickerDropperGlory69Man
over a year ago

cavan town


"As the owner of a huge one, always the base of the shaft

Measure from the top end or bottom we're the balls are."

You do realise it's the same length from either end, right?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I simultaneously can't believe yet I easily can, that men actually do this.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you have to measure it then its too short lol

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By *andysexman OP   Man
over a year ago

any location


"As the owner of a huge one, always the base of the shaft

Measure from the top end or bottom we're the balls are.

You do realise it's the same length from either end, right? "

My balls must be further back

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By *andysexman OP   Man
over a year ago

any location


"I simultaneously can't believe yet I easily can, that men actually do this."

Have you never tought of measuring your man's cock.

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By *al2001Man
over a year ago

kildare

I measured mine from when I was about 15 til I was 18

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I simultaneously can't believe yet I easily can, that men actually do this.

Have you never tought of measuring your man's cock."

Why?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I measured mine from when I was about 15 til I was 18 "

And then you grew up

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By *eductively_SweetWoman
over a year ago

wexford


"Well I measure my 9 inch cock from the base of the shaft to the tip of the head and add 3 inches. Is that not how everyone does It??? "

brilliant

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By *wingme22Man
over a year ago

Galway


"I measured mine from when I was about 15 til I was 18

And then you grew up "

Are u Sure?

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By *unninglinguist600Man
over a year ago

belfast

Just flop it next to the sky remote like everyone else op.

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By *imeoutaloneMan
over a year ago

Dublin to Westmeath

Amateurs the lot of you.

Measure in metric convert to inches.

i.e it's 15cm, remove the cm and replace with a "

Thank me later

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By *eardy57Man
over a year ago

Skibbereen

Measure the same way you measure the cats tail, ie from the asshole out

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By *lippery-when-wet-180Woman
over a year ago

South Dub

Best thread

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By *lippery-when-wet-180Woman
over a year ago

South Dub


"As the owner of a huge one, always the base of the shaft"

Sorry but that deserves an

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well I measure my 9 inch cock from the base of the shaft to the tip of the head and add 3 inches. Is that not how everyone does It??? "

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By *un4tooCouple
over a year ago

north cork

I measure mine by job satisfaction

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Funny thread this

Will have to get the tape out after work

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By *he Kinky KinksCouple
over a year ago

Dublin-Kildare

Measure a sky remote control, then place the remote parallel to your cock - apparently that tells the women folk how impressive your appendage is, and how clever you are.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I count the lenght of mine by counting how many crows land along it...13 last count

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By *accorkMan
over a year ago

cork

If te crows are landing on it you have a serious problem

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its only between breaks..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can put 10 old pennies side by side on mine lol

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By *ontbesillywrapyourwillyMan
over a year ago

Tipperary

don't measure it. just use it for its purpose

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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of

If it fits in a toilet roll you're average, if you fill a kitchen paper roll you're well to very well endowed, if you need a Pringles roll you're huge!

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By *aid backMan
over a year ago

by a lake with my rod out

dont forget to round up to the nearest foot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If it fits in a toilet roll you're average, if you fill a kitchen paper roll you're well to very well endowed, if you need a Pringles roll you're huge! "

Well... Funny

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By *onygirl19Woman
over a year ago

co dublin

Deodorant canister , sky remote ( most popular) , can of beer , Pringles container , 2 Euro coins , etc etc take your pick ,,,,,

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By *onygirl19Woman
over a year ago

co dublin

Sorry , I didn’t read the question properly, measure from where it joins the rest of your body I suppose

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By *eankaren88Couple
over a year ago

By the sea


"If it fits in a toilet roll you're average, if you fill a kitchen paper roll you're well to very well endowed, if you need a Pringles roll you're huge! "

Going to have to try that now..

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By *nardriMan
over a year ago

near town

I measure mine from my arsehole to the japs eye

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I go into glanbia where they weigh it on the lorry scales and measure it using a meter stick,they hate to see me cumin

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By *he Kinky KinksCouple
over a year ago

Dublin-Kildare


"As the owner of a huge one, always the base of the shaft"

This a genuine reply? For the love of God I hope not

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If god wanted us to use metric, Jesus would of had 10 apostles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Omg. This posts and replies had me laughing in tears.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I measure by the amount of noise my partner is making.

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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of


"I measure mine from my arsehole to the japs eye "

I didn't know a cock has its origin at the bum hole

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By *un4tooCouple
over a year ago

north cork


"I measure mine from my arsehole to the japs eye

I didn't know a cock has its origin at the bum hole "

Tis some length if its male on male anal.

I think thats how a lot of fellas on here measure themselves

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By *nickerDropperGlory69Man
over a year ago

cavan town


"If it fits in a toilet roll you're average, if you fill a kitchen paper roll you're well to very well endowed, if you need a Pringles roll you're huge! "

Just checked, mine fits into a Pringles roll

Took a bit of pushing and shoving to get it in there, but got there in the end though in hindsight I probably should have taken the Pringles out first.

Unrelated question, any of the ladies like salt and vinegar flavour??

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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of


"If it fits in a toilet roll you're average, if you fill a kitchen paper roll you're well to very well endowed, if you need a Pringles roll you're huge!

Just checked, mine fits into a Pringles roll

Took a bit of pushing and shoving to get it in there, but got there in the end though in hindsight I probably should have taken the Pringles out first.

Unrelated question, any of the ladies like salt and vinegar flavour?? "

I'm more the sour cream one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I measure mine from my arsehole to the japs eye

I didn't know a cock has its origin at the bum hole "
...take me to your ruler

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Measure one guy once as he kept saying he was small and the stubborn me measure him. I was right he wasn't small

Oh yes I measure length & width from the shaft

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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of


"Measure one guy once as he kept saying he was small and the stubborn me measure him. I was right he wasn't small

Oh yes I measure length & width from the shaft "

There's a simple measure if you can't get to the bottom with your mouth he's big.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good one!

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By *ohndunboyneMan
over a year ago

Dunboyne & Dublin


"If it fits in a toilet roll you're average, if you fill a kitchen paper roll you're well to very well endowed, if you need a Pringles roll you're huge!

Just checked, mine fits into a Pringles roll

Took a bit of pushing and shoving to get it in there, but got there in the end though in hindsight I probably should have taken the Pringles out first.

Unrelated question, any of the ladies like salt and vinegar flavour?? "

Brilliant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I measure by the amount of noise my partner is making."

That include snoring during it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

another inch mine be a foot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I must have the smallest and lightest cock in the world, a thought can lift it lol

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By *eeker321Man
over a year ago

prosperous

I thought you just put it beside the sky remote or a lynx can.....????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If it fits in a toilet roll you're average, if you fill a kitchen paper roll you're well to very well endowed, if you need a Pringles roll you're huge!

Just checked, mine fits into a Pringles roll

Took a bit of pushing and shoving to get it in there, but got there in the end though in hindsight I probably should have taken the Pringles out first.

Unrelated question, any of the ladies like salt and vinegar flavour?? "

Lmao

Mrs xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"As the owner of a huge one, always the base of the shaft"

Prove it!!!!!

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By *ilderMan
over a year ago

dublin

I measure mine by my number of reviews on trip advisor

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By *llie and ApplesCouple
over a year ago

where ever


"I measured mine from when I was about 15 til I was 18 "

That's impressive Hal, 15 inches or cm?

Ollie..

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By *llie and ApplesCouple
over a year ago

where ever


"I measure mine by my number of reviews on trip advisor "

I'd have thought you'd use time zones....

Ollie ( yeah, she's still making me sign my own posts...

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By *ensualandslow321Man
over a year ago

Tullamore

The length of the side opposite to the right angle is equal to the sum of the squares of the other two sides

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I put mine next to a miniature bottle of whiskey and take a picture.....it looks 3 feet long that way

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By *s LollyWoman
over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...


"As the owner of a huge one, always the base of the shaft"

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By *ublinjonnMan
over a year ago

dublin


"Well I measure my 9 inch cock from the base of the shaft to the tip of the head and add 3 inches. Is that not how everyone does It??? "

95% do it that way......the other 5% are liars!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was glad when we went from imperial to metric .... cos mines now in double figures

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