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"(Some years ago in a club, After some attempts by me to get somewhere... Girl: Will you f**k off and quit annoying me or I'll kick you in the balls! Me: (trying to be smart): What sort of a chat up line is that? Never gonna work; what else have you got..?? Girl: *Boot!* Me: *Crunch!* Ooooooooo!! Girl walks away; I stand with legs buckled trying to coax them back down... True story. "Brilliant  | |||
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"(Some years ago in a club, After some attempts by me to get somewhere... Girl: Will you f**k off and quit annoying me or I'll kick you in the balls! Me: (trying to be smart): What sort of a chat up line is that? Never gonna work; what else have you got..?? Girl: *Boot!* Me: *Crunch!* Ooooooooo!! Girl walks away; I stand with legs buckled trying to coax them back down... True story. "Awww poor you OP, i would have definately given you 10 out of 10 for think on your feet and coming up with a good response. | |||
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"(Some years ago in a club, After some attempts by me to get somewhere... Girl: Will you f**k off and quit annoying me or I'll kick you in the balls! Me: (trying to be smart): What sort of a chat up line is that? Never gonna work; what else have you got..?? Girl: *Boot!* Me: *Crunch!* Ooooooooo!! Girl walks away; I stand with legs buckled trying to coax them back down... True story.
Awww poor you OP, i would have definately given you 10 out of 10 for think on your feet and coming up with a good response. "...it would be even funnier if there was some girl on here now reading this thread and suddenly realised: 'I remember that dick!!' | |||
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"(Some years ago in a club, After some attempts by me to get somewhere... Girl: Will you f**k off and quit annoying me or I'll kick you in the balls! Me: (trying to be smart): What sort of a chat up line is that? Never gonna work; what else have you got..?? Girl: *Boot!* Me: *Crunch!* Ooooooooo!! Girl walks away; I stand with legs buckled trying to coax them back down..." Did you learn your lesson?  | |||
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"Heard a guy recently asking a girl if she knew the difference between a Lamborghini and a hard on, she said no and he said " I don't have a Lamborghini" she did laugh and then look down to be fair. " Smooth I would’ve looked too | |||
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"Heard a guy recently asking a girl if she knew the difference between a Lamborghini and a hard on, she said no and he said " I don't have a Lamborghini" she did laugh and then look down to be fair. Smooth I would’ve looked too "I thought you would have checked lol | |||
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