FabSwingers.com forum: The fabswingers poem part 2

By *nickerDropperGlory69 OP Man
over a year ago

cavan town

Hey everyone. Following on from the poem I posted last week. Here's another instalment.

This week : limericks

For those who thought last week's was "boring and long" I hope these are more to your taste

I mean who doesn't like limericks?

feel free to add a verse or two

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By *nickerDropperGlory69 OP Man
over a year ago

cavan town

Now Billy thought he was the man

His small Willy and him hatched a plan

He used Photoshop

To lengthen his cock

Now it's as long as 10 deodorant cans

Did this work for him? Yes and no

The coffee meets started to flow

But when he whipped out his dick

Every woman got sick

Now he's got no fab friends just fab foes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aunty Mary had a canary up the leg of her drawers

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By *nickerDropperGlory69 OP Man
over a year ago

cavan town

Jacquelines been fabbing a while

The most sophisticated here by a mile

She speaks good and proper

Don't dare try to stop her

She's a self professed sapiophile

She likes her men toned to the last

Her list of demands is quite vast

She loves big cock too

Just between me and you

If you're less than 12 inches jog on fast

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By *nickerDropperGlory69 OP Man
over a year ago

cavan town

"Aunty Mary had a canary up the leg of her drawers

Not really a limerick, but go on.....

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By *ohnandGemCouple
over a year ago

Louth/Meath/Dublin

A lad called sofistimacated

Just wanted to be masturbated

But try as he might

He found no help with his plight

So he waited and waited and waited....

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By *nickerDropperGlory69 OP Man
over a year ago

cavan town

"A lad called sofistimacated

Just wanted to be masturbated

But try as he might

He found no help with his plight

So he waited and waited and waited...."

Yes my name is sofistimacated

But I'm sick of being masturbated

I am here for a break

From the five finger shake

I want something more xxx-rated

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There was a young girl from clyder

Who pissed in the eye of a spider

The spider got mad

Then pulled out his lad

And swore to god he would ride her

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By *longshottMan
over a year ago

Limerick

He decided to join as a couple

To get pics as if being so subtle

The girl was a ghost

His subterfuge toast

When the forum burst his ploy like a bubble.

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By *ohnandGemCouple
over a year ago

Louth/Meath/Dublin

"A lad called sofistimacated

Just wanted to be masturbated

But try as he might

He found no help with his plight

So he waited and waited and waited....

Yes my name is sofistimacated

But I'm sick of being masturbated

I am here for a break

From the five finger shake

I want something more xxx-rated

That's really a noble persuit

But I think you should give it the boot

Cos you've no change in hell

Of pulling a belle

Your lad will be a wizened old fruit!

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By *nickerDropperGlory69 OP Man
over a year ago

cavan town

"He decided to join as a couple

To get pics as if being so subtle

The girl was a ghost

His subterfuge toast

When the forum burst his ploy like a bubble.

Very good

a limerick from limerick

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By *nickerDropperGlory69 OP Man
over a year ago

cavan town

"A lad called sofistimacated

Just wanted to be masturbated

But try as he might

He found no help with his plight

So he waited and waited and waited....

Yes my name is sofistimacated

But I'm sick of being masturbated

I am here for a break

From the five finger shake

I want something more xxx-rated

That's really a noble persuit

But I think you should give it the boot

Cos you've no change in hell

Of pulling a belle

Your lad will be a wizened old fruit!

What are you trying to say

for a single guy I'm doing ok

So I don't think I'll run

Gonna stay for more fun

Anyone free next Sunday?

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By *easingTimMan
over a year ago

Loughlinstown

"A lad called sofistimacated

Just wanted to be masturbated

But try as he might

He found no help with his plight

So he waited and waited and waited...."

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Sofistimacated was a clever man

who hatched himself a cunning plan

Sliced the end off a can of

"Soft drink's flat" was all he spoke

before asking women to shake his can

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