FabSwingers.com forum: Profile No Nos.

By *igBlondeDomme OP Woman
over a year ago

middle of nowhere

What if anything would put you off a profile?

Would it be their kinks , their list of demands or their verifications.

Or would what people's views and opinions on the forums put you off them ?.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For me it's not the profile that puts me off its usually the person being nothing like what they say, to each their own but liars and over exaggerated profiles are so time consuming

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By *eductively_SweetWoman
over a year ago

wexford

for me it long list of demands

the university tripe

how they carry themselves of on the forums

grinds my gears and so off putting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't like play pictures, some can be nice but the majority I dislike. Even more so if it's a single guys profile and all his pics are of women sucking his cock. Just does nothing for me

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Anyone who mentions being bored...immediate turn off. I'm not here to entertain you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Confidence and self assurance is sexy, arrogance is off putting.. it’s a bloody fine line too..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The contradictions put me off. On a site over a year and no pics or verification. Or maybe a 21 year old that can accommodate lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The contradictions put me off. On a site over a year and no pics or verification. Or maybe a 21 year old that can accommodate lol"

.... “just be quiet , me Ma is a light sleeper...”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The contradictions put me off. On a site over a year and no pics or verification. Or maybe a 21 year old that can accommodate lol

.... “just be quiet , me Ma is a light sleeper...”

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By *igBlondeDomme OP Woman
over a year ago

middle of nowhere

"The contradictions put me off. On a site over a year and no pics or verification. Or maybe a 21 year old that can accommodate lol

.... “just be quiet , me Ma is a light sleeper...”

This made me chuckle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Might be a better chance of clean bed sheets though...

Is there any type of picture that’s particularly off putting?? I don’t even mean a cock pic, but say.. a limp sad cock pic for example..??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Couples, dunno why but prefer singles

Demanding profiles

Arrogant profiles

Play pics

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By *ofistimacatedMan
over a year ago

cavan town

Fill l8r

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By *oxyvixen99Woman
over a year ago

Newtownabbey

Im a ×× age man/woman and I'm looking to meet.

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Just ask

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By *igBlondeDomme OP Woman
over a year ago

middle of nowhere

"Might be a better chance of clean bed sheets though...

Is there any type of picture that’s particularly off putting?? I don’t even mean a cock pic, but say.. a limp sad cock pic for example..??"

Some guy balls deep in a girl or any pic showing play .... why? Is it to let us know the got a bit of action or is it "look at me"

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By *oxyvixen99Woman
over a year ago

Newtownabbey

An open mouth full of bubbly cum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

look at me, I know where to put it..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Or a fella standing beside some other fellas car

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By *ofistimacatedMan
over a year ago

cavan town

Couples profile, member for over a year with no Veris and ....

" Mrs is taking a break but I'm free"

Maybe true but no one believes you buddy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im a ×× age man/woman and I'm looking to meet.

Fill in later

Just ask"

Ill fill in this later

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m here for fun...

Really..? I was here for the free food...

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By *igBlondeDomme OP Woman
over a year ago

middle of nowhere

"I’m here for fun...

Really..? I was here for the free food...

What???? There's free food. Bastards never told me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There’s terms and conditions, here just jump in my Ford Transit , all will become clear...

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By *igBlondeDomme OP Woman
over a year ago

middle of nowhere

"There’s terms and conditions, here just jump in my Ford Transit , all will become clear...

Lmao

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By *otstuffkerry1Couple
over a year ago

tralee

any profile that asks for a codeword to be put in a message to them

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By *oxyvixen99Woman
over a year ago

Newtownabbey

Apply within

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By *eductively_SweetWoman
over a year ago

wexford

"I’m here for fun...

Really..? I was here for the free food...

What???? There's free food. Bastards never told me.

that made me laugh

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By *iffaWoman
over a year ago

wherever

Lacking pics and text really is all

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By *igBlondeDomme OP Woman
over a year ago

middle of nowhere

"I’m here for fun...

Really..? I was here for the free food...

What???? There's free food. Bastards never told me.

that made me laugh

Probably cake too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Blank profile pic,no pics of any kind...profiles looking face pics on the first msg but won't give their own...

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By *igBlondeDomme OP Woman
over a year ago

middle of nowhere

Fake pics on profiles and on hot pics...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Superdry wife beaters

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Superdry wife beaters

.... I’ll just slink off quietly...

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

Profiles that say female sur we they are men

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By *lippery-when-wet-180Woman
over a year ago

South Dub

All of the above that have been pointed out lol also interests would put me off I’m not a few things and I’ve found with quite a lot they try to get you to do their likes and don’t take notice of yours!

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By *lippery-when-wet-180Woman
over a year ago

South Dub

"Superdry wife beaters

.... I’ll just slink off quietly...

I quite like the wife beaters I can perv the arms more

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When people spend their entire profile just fuckin bitching...

And it’s generally men like, that’s the best part?!? Didn’t think we could get sand in our vajayjays..

Also, people with nicer yachts than me on their profiles..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’d pretend I wasn’t the founder of Irish Rimjob Digest just for you....

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By *lippery-when-wet-180Woman
over a year ago

South Dub

"I’d pretend I wasn’t the founder of Irish Rimjob Digest just for you....

So kind

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By *igBlondeDomme OP Woman
over a year ago

middle of nowhere

"All of the above that have been pointed out lol also interests would put me off I’m not a few things and I’ve found with quite a lot they try to get you to do their likes and don’t take notice of yours!"

Yes....and if you point out you're not into certain things they take exception...as if we don't have minds of our own.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes....and if you point out you're not into certain things they take exception...as if we don't have minds of our own.

... I don’t know what half the dirty stuff people do be banging on about is.. I’m just saying...

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By *igBlondeDomme OP Woman
over a year ago

middle of nowhere

Yes....and if you point out you're not into certain things they take exception...as if we don't have minds of our own.

... I don’t know what half the dirty stuff people do be banging on about is.. I’m just saying...

Stay that way... stay being a good boy... don't let those bold ladies corrupt you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Today’s lesson folks....?? Don’t Google “rimjob” in public....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wouldn’t be overly fond of profiles with dick pics taken over a toilet bowl

Or profiles with very graphic,very crude veris aren’t my thing.

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By *lippery-when-wet-180Woman
over a year ago

South Dub

"Today’s lesson folks....?? Don’t Google “rimjob” in public....

Brilliant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It might be quicker to list the things I don't find off-putting

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By *igBlondeDomme OP Woman
over a year ago

middle of nowhere

"I wouldn’t be overly fond of profiles with dick pics taken over a toilet bowl

Or profiles with very graphic,very crude veris aren’t my thing. "

Or their trousers around their ankles.... like take them off

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By *lippery-when-wet-180Woman
over a year ago

South Dub

"I wouldn’t be overly fond of profiles with dick pics taken over a toilet bowl

Or profiles with very graphic,very crude veris aren’t my thing.

Or their trousers around their ankles.... like take them off

Or crop the pic

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By *igBlondeDomme OP Woman
over a year ago

middle of nowhere

"I wouldn’t be overly fond of profiles with dick pics taken over a toilet bowl

Or profiles with very graphic,very crude veris aren’t my thing.

Or their trousers around their ankles.... like take them off

Or crop the pic

Exactly. Makes me wonder if they're just lazy buggers. Like....I'll just lash out me dick take an pic and can't be arsed taken me jocks off.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hell yeah... can’t wave it around it yer shorts are there tryin to trip you up.. I’ve heard anyways...

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By *pontaneous fun boyMan
over a year ago

Tipperary, Dublin.

Profiles that are so picky they wouldnt even pick themselves. And the phantom profile wer you could be mailing them for a week or so n getting on and having the craic n then just stop dead.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When people spend their entire profile just fuckin bitching...

And it’s generally men like, that’s the best part?!? Didn’t think we could get sand in our vajayjays..

Also, people with nicer yachts than me on their profiles..

We'll so you ours, if you show us yours

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

... is yer yacht imganinary too , by any chance.....?

asking for a friend

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By *iffaWoman
over a year ago

wherever

Also find too much biggin yourself up off putting its like im so hot you be lucky if I look at you kind of thing. No ta

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I agree with the action photos. Really turns me off. I prefer to see just a guy in a guys profile. If I wanna see a couple I’ll look at a couples profile. I also prefer pics that tease not show it all.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hate when girls demand a certain body type in a man... usually a Tom Hardy looking gym guy.. and one look at their own pics tells you they've never get a guy like that to even look at them in real life lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aim high, miss low... or something along those lines...

your right though, stuff like that makes guys kinda go.. ffs I may leave it so..!?!

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By *lippery-when-wet-180Woman
over a year ago

South Dub

"I hate when girls demand a certain body type in a man... usually a Tom Hardy looking gym guy.. and one look at their own pics tells you they've never get a guy like that to even look at them in real life lol "

Totally agree lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Multiple cock pics from different angles with different props, lynx can, beer can, remote, fire extinguisher oh the imagination of some

Bareback photos on a single profile 'from an ex'

No written text.

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By *lippery-when-wet-180Woman
over a year ago

South Dub

No personality in a profile either

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By *pontaneous fun boyMan
over a year ago

Tipperary, Dublin.

Haha the uggs that think they have a diamond encrusted pussy. On ur bike love lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"... is yer yacht imganinary too , by any chance.....?

asking for a friend

The yachts real, we only imagined it was ours

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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of

Profile/pic based only: I don't mind the sock, ankle trousers, toilet or play pics but with the risk to sound shallow - we all have preferences - huge big beer belly with deflated shrivelled up cock is an instant no as well as over-muscled bodies, everything in between is fine. As well as empty profiles, no blurb, no pics - sheer lack of effort and creativity.

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By *it_tribesmanMan
over a year ago

Galway

Bareback pics...... why?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bareback pics...... why?"

I dont see the big deal with bareback pics! If they bother you that much just dont meet that person.... or if you still want to meet them I can't see them forcing you to fuck them bareback! Either way you have a choice which has nothing to do with someone else's preference for bareback!!

Just sayin'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pics stolen from the internet - ffs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bareback pics...... why?"

yep, and profiles with lists of demands and SHOUTY CAPS!

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By * am in Your DreamsMan
over a year ago

South

Not into single guys and then they list men in thier list of people to meet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Negativity and shouty text.. we can all get exasperated by some parta of the fab experience, but negativity and aggressiveness.. bye bye..

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By *lippery-when-wet-180Woman
over a year ago

South Dub

"Negativity and shouty text.. we can all get exasperated by some parta of the fab experience, but negativity and aggressiveness.. bye bye.."

I have “shouty” text because they don’t read !!!! Sick to death of saying I don’t like it. Hope the bigger letters stops some of them!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well what I have notices is people don't take there time gt to know a person they Judy everything so fast and say ur not there type but yet they didn't see pic or even try to have proper conversations like I would say fair enough if they saw pic and the attraction wasn't there after seeing pic that fine we'll move on and they say guys don't put in the effort but woman but in no effort whatever it sad how bad this site as got !!!...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ouch i like tom hardy looking guys but so far none interested in me. Maybe its time to pull the plug eh

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By *eijaWoman
over a year ago

City Centre

Fill in later

Profiles with no pic or effort in their bio..

A gallery full of dick pics

Play pics

Rude or crude verifications

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By *eijaWoman
over a year ago

City Centre

"Fill in later

Profiles with no pic or effort in their bio..

A gallery full of dick pics

Play pics

Rude or crude verifications

Oh and people demanded that you quote a word in the subject line

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1 line profiles, dreadful!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

List of demands lot females seem to have them lol

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By *ohndunboyneMan
over a year ago

Dunboyne & Dublin

Face pic in first message demands - no chance!

Single folk with bareback/cum dripping from pussy pics - not going there

Sydney university and more warnings longer than the profile text.

Not looking for single guy but Men listed as want to meet - you've just blocked them all from messaging you

Pics all taken in dark rooms where you can't make anything out.

Pics that are obviously snaps of magazines/the porn their watching/internet.

The list for on...

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By *onedbodMan
over a year ago

co Galway

"Face pic in first message demands - no chance!

Single folk with bareback/cum dripping from pussy pics - not going there

Sydney university and more warnings longer than the profile text.

Not looking for single guy but Men listed as want to meet - you've just blocked them all from messaging you

Pics all taken in dark rooms where you can't make anything out.

Pics that are obviously snaps of magazines/the porn their watching/internet.

The list for on..."

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By *ir1967Man
over a year ago

in da sticks, london, amsterdam, madrid

hmm, when reading the posts i conclude that 90% of all FAB profiles qualify to be a turn off for someone.

Ah well , there will be someone who likes to read my profile essays, i might should add some dick pics next to the bowl to make it spicy

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By *hors.HammerMan
over a year ago

Newbridge

Must send face pic in first message. Especially on profiles that have no photos themselves.

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By *heilsWoman
over a year ago

Midlands

"I’m here for fun...

Really..? I was here for the free food...

What???? There's free food. Bastards never told me.

The ma prepared it before she went to bed.... Don't let the microwave ding when it finishes heating it, might wake her up!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As if I could get my ma to leave us out a dinner....

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By *ensualandslow321Man
over a year ago

Tullamore

Send a face pic first when they have no public or friends pics and no mention of reciprocation.

Much prefer to read what they like as opposed to a long string of dislikes.

Not putting any thought into age preferences 18-99 is kinda daft

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By *BelfastGuyMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Some pics people post on here are a big no no.

Some no need.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hairy unkept dick pics

Dick pic aviators

Only dick pics on profile

We are not anti dick pic, but c'mon, there is so much more to a person than just their cock.

We find, especially with our last two no no's, it is also a great filter, as it says alot about the person behind the profile, their mentality, how they view the site and more importantly the people on it

The unkept hairy dick pics are just wrong, plus it implies to us, laziness and a lack of willing to make an effort. We would always make an effort when going to parties, clubs and meeting people, even if it was just a social. That's just our opinion and it's worked ok for us

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By *heilsWoman
over a year ago

Midlands

"As if I could get my ma to leave us out a dinner....

I'm sure you could ask nicely... Tell her its for a lovely girl off the net...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sometimes the no smoker militance irks me.. I smoke sure .. but not all the time and if I like someone and they don’t like smoking I have no problem not smoking around em..

... just have to keep me distracted..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Photos can put me off quicker than anything.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pic of cock in toilet or with sky remote reb bull can etc against it just rank!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Demanding face pics when you have no pictures at all on your profile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We are immaculately clean and expect the same.. Sorry we're filthy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The lack of reply is usually my major put off ??

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