FabSwingers.com forum: The fabswingers poem

By *ofistimacated OP Man
over a year ago

cavan town

Just a bit of fun, hope you enjoy

......................

Good afternoon everybody,

In this fabulous place

I hope that this poem

brings a smile to your face

Its for all to read

While you are eating your lunch

We all really are

A mad eclectical bunch

There's the "hi, how are you?

I'm a straight guy" don't mock

"Oh that's great! So am I,

Do you want to suck my cock??"

And the "why did you block me?

How could you? You snob!!!

After I graced your inbox

With six pics of my knob!!"

There's the 3 word profile

Set up just now

"Wait a minute...they're verified

Fucking hell!!!...... how??"

There's people here years And

That must make them sick,

When they've still got nothing,

Not even a flash of a tit!!

There's the "I've got a penis,

Do you want a peek?"

And the "not meeting right now"

With 10 meets just last week

"Don't accommodate, don't travel,

No car fun, no hotels"

Then where the fuck do you fuck?

I'm confused, please tell.

(And my favourite.. )

The people that "are leaving,

Cos this site is shit!!

I'm never coming back, I'm......

Oh look more tits!!!

Ok I will stay

If you want me to stick about"

I speak for us all in saying

"Shut the door on your way out!!!"

Fab is a funny place,

It is like no other.

People say one thing

While really meaning another.

So I'm gonna save you

Some heartache and pain,

I invite you to sit back

and just let me explain.

You see " I'm up for anything"

Means "I'll take anything I get"

And "i've got a name you know,

Means "I'm not babe or pet"

" honestly my last profile

Had lots of verifications"

Let me put it simply,

That's a bogus declaration.

"I've been here before!"

Actually means that "i am new"

"I know how this site works"

Means "I havent got a clue!"

"We are here as a couple,

But she's currently on a break"

Means "I'm actually single,

And my partner? Well she is fake!"

Well that is it for now,

Thanks for reading this poem.

Let's go and have some fun,

Let's not bitch and moan.

So I guess there is just one thing

That is left for me to say....

To all you fabulous, fab fabbers,

Have a fab fab fabbing day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

, but you left out the people who are always 39!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

so Casey Lee said

And then they looked at me and thought

Sur, wasn't that guy dead??

And how about the other ones

Who seek cash upfront

Some would say they're greedy

Some would say they're c.nts!

But theres still genuine peeps

If like a needle in the hay

And when you do succeed in meeting them

You smile, they've made your day!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just a bit of fun, hope you enjoy

......................

Good afternoon everybody,

In this fabulous place

I hope that this poem

brings a smile to your face

Its for all to read

While you are eating your lunch

We all really are

A mad eclectical bunch

There's the "hi, how are you?

I'm a straight guy" don't mock

"Oh that's great! So am I,

Do you want to suck my cock??"

And the "why did you block me?

How could you? You snob!!!

After I graced your inbox

With six pics of my knob!!"

There's the 3 word profile

Set up just now

"Wait a minute...they're verified

Fucking hell!!!...... how??"

There's people here years And

That must make them sick,

When they've still got nothing,

Not even a flash of a tit!!

There's the "I've got a penis,

Do you want a peek?"

And the "not meeting right now"

With 10 meets just last week

"Don't accommodate, don't travel,

No car fun, no hotels"

Then where the fuck do you fuck?

I'm confused, please tell.

(And my favourite.. )

The people that "are leaving,

Cos this site is shit!!

I'm never coming back, I'm......

Oh look more tits!!!

Ok I will stay

If you want me to stick about"

I speak for us all in saying

"Shut the door on your way out!!!"

Fab is a funny place,

It is like no other.

People say one thing

While really meaning another.

So I'm gonna save you

Some heartache and pain,

I invite you to sit back

and just let me explain.

You see " I'm up for anything"

Means "I'll take anything I get"

And "i've got a name you know,

Means "I'm not babe or pet"

" honestly my last profile

Had lots of verifications"

Let me put it simply,

That's a bogus declaration.

"I've been here before!"

Actually means that "i am new"

"I know how this site works"

Means "I havent got a clue!"

"We are here as a couple,

But she's currently on a break"

Means "I'm actually single,

And my partner? Well she is fake!"

Well that is it for now,

Thanks for reading this poem.

Let's go and have some fun,

Let's not bitch and moan.

So I guess there is just one thing

That is left for me to say....

To all you fabulous, fab fabbers,

Have a fab fab fabbing day

Made me laugh, well done OP

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Read first half then got bored decent poem first half anyway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Read first half then got bored decent poem first half anyway

Yep, thought it was you and I was right

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Read first half then got bored decent poem first half anyway

Yep, thought it was you and I was right

"
thought what was me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"so Casey Lee said

And then they looked at me and thought

Sur, wasn't that guy dead??

And how about the other ones

Who seek cash upfront

Some would say they're greedy

Some would say they're c.nts!

But theres still genuine peeps

If like a needle in the hay

And when you do succeed in meeting them

You smile, they've made your day!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

...then Sally interjected

And had a swipe at Bollocks

Though bless him he didn't notice

As he was hopin for a frolic.

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By *ackandsashaCouple
over a year ago

West Dublin

Roses are red,

Violets are......

Oh I finished early again

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By *ofistimacated OP Man
over a year ago

cavan town

"Read first half then got bored decent poem first half anyway

I'll write half a poem next time just for you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I could go on you know

I'm just gettin started

Like a message from the grave

From the dearly departed...

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By *ofistimacated OP Man
over a year ago

cavan town

, but you left out the people who are always 39!!"

I didn't want everyone to feel under attack

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By *igBlondeDommeWoman
over a year ago

middle of nowhere

Fair play OP.

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By *artinaAndrewCouple
over a year ago

mountmellick

Well done xxx

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By *adame BWoman
over a year ago

C'est moi Boudoir

Love it

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By *ohndunboyneMan
over a year ago

Dunboyne & Dublin

The land of poets is alive!

Love it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Deadly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 04/06/18 03:04:58]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I came on to try make myself a bit tired so could get back to sleep but I laughed so much now I can't get a peep

(Worth it though, ha

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