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By *oghunter33 OP   Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of

Ok, simple test to check your body flexibility: can you wash your feet at the bathroom sink, fling the left or right foot up into the sink under the tap, rub some soap onto it and rinse, then repeat with the other foot. Don't forget to clean the sink afterwards.

Can you do it, yes or no?

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By *igBlondeDommeWoman
over a year ago

middle of nowhere

Yes I can do it... does that mean I'm bendy?...

I can bend over and put the palms of my hands flat on the ground. That's probably something to do with having ickle short legs.

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By *ancyachatnowMan
over a year ago

Naas

I’m much better at bending the opposite sex over Desks , Tables , Beds virtually anything you can think of

So I’m bendy too

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By *anther81Man
over a year ago

Drogheda


"Yes I can do it... does that mean I'm bendy?...

I can bend over and put the palms of my hands flat on the ground. That's probably something to do with having ickle short legs. "

Want to see that in front of me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have Bendy Cock if that's any Good to you Doghunter

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By *angerous Mind 87Man
over a year ago

Dublin 12


"Ok, simple test to check your body flexibility: can you wash your feet at the bathroom sink, fling the left or right foot up into the sink under the tap, rub some soap onto it and rinse, then repeat with the other foot. Don't forget to clean the sink afterwards.

Can you do it, yes or no?

"

..tried this and on the way to A&E, I'm sending you the bill

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can do it... but I ain’t touching my feckin feet, no way Jose..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes I can

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can do it... but I ain’t touching my feckin feet, no way Jose.. "

Same here I don't do feet disgusting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Those fag boxes with the rotting toes...

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By *oghunter33 OP   Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of


"Yes I can do it... does that mean I'm bendy?...

I can bend over and put the palms of my hands flat on the ground. That's probably something to do with having ickle short legs. "

I'd say that's pretty bendy, nothing to do with short legs as your upper body is (normally) in proportion with your lower one.

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By *oghunter33 OP   Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of


"Those fag boxes with the rotting toes...

"

Are they green, brown, blue or already black?

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By *oghunter33 OP   Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of


"I have Bendy Cock if that's any Good to you Doghunter"

I prefer stiff and hard ones.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes can do it ...

Always have a good stand up wash at the sink every fortnight

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By *pontaneous fun boyMan
over a year ago

Tipperary, Dublin.

I can lick my elbows. Try it. It's hard but I believe in u

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Those fag boxes with the rotting toes...

Are they green, brown, blue or already black? "

... I juts struggle to believe that’s smoking will make me notice my foot is rotting off..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have done Bikram Yoga before, you wouldn’t be long finding out how bendy you are

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By *oghunter33 OP   Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of

to everyone who can do it!

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By *angtasticallyMan
over a year ago

Drogheda

Yeah I can

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By *ofistimacatedMan
over a year ago

cavan town

I can do it, though not really a test of my flexibility as much as a test of my height

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By *oghunter33 OP   Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of


"I can do it, though not really a test of my flexibility as much as a test of my height "

Well if it's too easy for you, try the kitchen sink which is normally higher. I just did it. Right leg is harder than left one for some weird reason.

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By *lippery-when-wet-180Woman
over a year ago

South Dub

I can’t reach my feet from my bad back I’d end up crippled if I tried to do that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I bet you sleep on your side Doghunter?

Most people are less flexible on one side than the other, or maybe you are left footed if you do play sport.

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By *oghunter33 OP   Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of


"I bet you sleep on your side Doghunter?

Most people are less flexible on one side than the other, or maybe you are left footed if you do play sport. "

I actually sleep most of the time on my back, kick the football with the right but did the high jumping like a left footed person. Conclusion I'm all over the place and it doesn't make sense, therefore I'm a woman!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You ain’t just any women.......you’re super flexible women haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah I'm like stretch Armstrong

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes, I can do all of those moves - but then Yoga three times a week does make it easy

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By *evil_u_knowMan
over a year ago

city

I'm bendier than my jeans allow.

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By *oghunter33 OP   Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of


"I'm bendier than my jeans allow."

Which means your jeans are too tight and that's not good for your sperms.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I bet you sleep on your side Doghunter?

Most people are less flexible on one side than the other, or maybe you are left footed if you do play sport.

I actually sleep most of the time on my back, kick the football with the right but did the high jumping like a left footed person. Conclusion I'm all over the place and it doesn't make sense, therefore I'm a woman! "

Lol. I kick with my left, write with my right, play snooker with my left, play cricket with my right, i can shoot either hand, darts with my right, golf right handed and my cock is hard and straight

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By *it_tribesmanMan
over a year ago

Galway

I can put my foot up on the mantlepiece

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By *ysteryman2009Man
over a year ago

Ireland


"Ok, simple test to check your body flexibility: can you wash your feet at the bathroom sink, fling the left or right foot up into the sink under the tap, rub some soap onto it and rinse, then repeat with the other foot. Don't forget to clean the sink afterwards.

Can you do it, yes or no?

"

Yes too all, I am very flexable

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By *oghunter33 OP   Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of


"I bet you sleep on your side Doghunter?

Most people are less flexible on one side than the other, or maybe you are left footed if you do play sport.

I actually sleep most of the time on my back, kick the football with the right but did the high jumping like a left footed person. Conclusion I'm all over the place and it doesn't make sense, therefore I'm a woman!

Lol. I kick with my left, write with my right, play snooker with my left, play cricket with my right, i can shoot either hand, darts with my right, golf right handed and my cock is hard and straight "

You're a phenomenon! Now tell me can you do it or not?

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By *oghunter33 OP   Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of


"I can put my foot up on the mantlepiece

"

And when it's on the mantle piece can you touch your soles? Actually that's one I haven't tried.

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By *easingTimMan
over a year ago

Loughlinstown


"Ok, simple test to check your body flexibility: can you wash your feet at the bathroom sink, fling the left or right foot up into the sink under the tap, rub some soap onto it and rinse, then repeat with the other foot. Don't forget to clean the sink afterwards.

Can you do it, yes or no?

"

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Can do it without spilling that much water and then cut my nails in that position but "no sudden movements" is always a good idea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can put my foot up on the mantlepiece

"

I can only wonder what led you to make that discovery

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not that I have or do but I could, if needed, bite my toenails. Up until a few years ago I could put my foot behind my head. Left one was easy. Right one not so much.

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By *it_tribesmanMan
over a year ago

Galway


"I can put my foot up on the mantlepiece

And when it's on the mantle piece can you touch your soles? Actually that's one I haven't tried. "

Yes comfortably

I regularly sit like buddha with my legs crossed over each other

My knees are very flexible

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By *it_tribesmanMan
over a year ago

Galway


"I can put my foot up on the mantlepiece

I can only wonder what led you to make that discovery "

Just thought to myself...."whats the worst that could happen"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can put my foot up on the mantlepiece

I can only wonder what led you to make that discovery

Just thought to myself...."whats the worst that could happen" "

Makes perfect sense!

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By *it_tribesmanMan
over a year ago

Galway


"I can put my foot up on the mantlepiece

I can only wonder what led you to make that discovery

Just thought to myself...."whats the worst that could happen"

Makes perfect sense!"

Need to be careful not to try it while wearing socks. You could slip and almost split your head off the coffee table. Dont ask how i know that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can put my foot up on the mantlepiece

I can only wonder what led you to make that discovery

Just thought to myself...."whats the worst that could happen"

Makes perfect sense!

Need to be careful not to try it while wearing socks. You could slip and almost split your head off the coffee table. Dont ask how i know that "

All over the country now, people are finding this out for themselves!!

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By *owdyboy 890Man
over a year ago

Country West

I can drive a person round the bend if it's any good xx

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By *it_tribesmanMan
over a year ago

Galway


"I can put my foot up on the mantlepiece

I can only wonder what led you to make that discovery

Just thought to myself...."whats the worst that could happen"

Makes perfect sense!

Need to be careful not to try it while wearing socks. You could slip and almost split your head off the coffee table. Dont ask how i know that

All over the country now, people are finding this out for themselves!!"

I accept no responsibility for any injuries that may occur. Do so at your own risk!

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By *ida8780Couple
over a year ago

any town

Legs behind my head no knickers on.. showed the boys at a party we attended few weeks ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can put my foot up on the mantlepiece

I can only wonder what led you to make that discovery

Just thought to myself...."whats the worst that could happen"

Makes perfect sense!

Need to be careful not to try it while wearing socks. You could slip and almost split your head off the coffee table. Dont ask how i know that

All over the country now, people are finding this out for themselves!!

I accept no responsibility for any injuries that may occur. Do so at your own risk!"

It's ok, I was wearing flip-flops

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By *ot neuteredMan
over a year ago

Kildare

When your putting on your socks do you sit or stand on one foot, good practice for bendy balancing

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By *ot neuteredMan
over a year ago

Kildare

How is anybody meant to sleep with that delectable image in there head

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By *it_tribesmanMan
over a year ago

Galway


"

It's ok, I was wearing flip-flops "

Careful now!

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By *it_tribesmanMan
over a year ago

Galway


"Legs behind my head no knickers on.. showed the boys at a party we attended few weeks ago "

Oh god! That I have to see

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By *eductively_SweetWoman
over a year ago

wexford

im double jointed in my legs they end up any way lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Easy peasey!! Yes

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By *ofistimacatedMan
over a year ago

cavan town


"I can do it, though not really a test of my flexibility as much as a test of my height

Well if it's too easy for you, try the kitchen sink which is normally higher. I just did it. Right leg is harder than left one for some weird reason. "

Mental train of thought after reading that:

"I could do that. I'm gonna try it. Don't be stupid what are you trying to prove"

So I did it

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By *ohndunboyneMan
over a year ago

Dunboyne & Dublin

Just broke arse trying to comply with the DH flexibility rules

Anyone capable in massaging a wounded derriere greatly welcome

DH is a cow, saying it loud!

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By *adame BWoman
over a year ago

C'est moi Boudoir

I have no idea nor inclination to find out DH as I am confident and happy with my flexibility levels without trying to foot soak in the sink because my balance levels are seriously dodge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yep i can easier do it and i'm a FAT BIRD ????

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By *ohndunboyneMan
over a year ago

Dunboyne & Dublin

Sure every one of us forgot to dry the first foot washed, before trying to wash the other and failed the test, after falling on our arse.

Thankfully I have a power shower (you may have read the benefits ) which I turn to extreme and it washes my tootsie's perfectly.

Feck the DH method

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haha yup, very handy technique for getting sand off your feet before bed!

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By *oghunter33 OP   Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of


"Just broke arse trying to comply with the DH flexibility rules

Anyone capable in massaging a wounded derriere greatly welcome

DH is a cow, saying it loud! "

Ahhhh sorry John, forgot to issue a warning: don't try it at 1am when you had a Guinness or two, you could set yourself up for a fall.

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By *ack 188Man
over a year ago

Dublin 15

Yes I'm very flexible

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I bet you sleep on your side Doghunter?

Most people are less flexible on one side than the other, or maybe you are left footed if you do play sport.

I actually sleep most of the time on my back, kick the football with the right but did the high jumping like a left footed person. Conclusion I'm all over the place and it doesn't make sense, therefore I'm a woman!

Lol. I kick with my left, write with my right, play snooker with my left, play cricket with my right, i can shoot either hand, darts with my right, golf right handed and my cock is hard and straight

You're a phenomenon! Now tell me can you do it or not? "

DH. I'm 6'5", getting my foot in the bathroom or kitchen sink isn't a big ask!

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By *eanbelfastMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Yes but I’ve found since I’ve been doing yoga and Pilates its helped flexibility in a lot of ways

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Started training BJJ last year and had zero flexibility but nowadays I'm pretty bendy as you say.

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By *itandhotCouple
over a year ago

citywest

Easy peasy

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