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Three old ladies were sitting on a bench

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

There was three old ladies sitting on a bench when a streeker ran by.

Two of the ladies got a stroke the other couldn't reach

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There was three old ladies sitting on a bench when a streeker ran by.

Two of the ladies got a stroke the other couldn't reach "
haha

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By *hocko87Man
over a year ago

dublin

Haha

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Couldn't resist putting it up haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She wouldnt let me!

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

A couple attending an art exhibition at the National Gallery in London were staring at a portrait that had them totally confused. The painting depicted three black men totally naked, sitting on a park bench. Two of the men had black penises, but the one seated in the middle, had a pink penis.

The curator of the gallery realized the confused couple were having trouble with interpreting the painting and offered his assessment. He went on and on for nearly half an hour explaining how it depicted the sexual emasculation of African-Americans in a predominantly white, patriarchal society. "In fact", he pointed out, "some serious critics believe that the pink penis reflects the cultural and sociological oppression expressed by gay men in a contemporary society".

After the curator left, a Scotsman man approached the couple and said, "Would you like to know what the painting is really about?"

"Now why would you claim to be more of an expert than the curator of the Gallery?" asked the couple.

"Because I'm the guy who painted it," he replied. "They're just three Scottish coal-miners. The guy in the middle went home for lunch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A couple attending an art exhibition at the National Gallery in London were staring at a portrait that had them totally confused. The painting depicted three black men totally naked, sitting on a park bench. Two of the men had black penises, but the one seated in the middle, had a pink penis.

The curator of the gallery realized the confused couple were having trouble with interpreting the painting and offered his assessment. He went on and on for nearly half an hour explaining how it depicted the sexual emasculation of African-Americans in a predominantly white, patriarchal society. "In fact", he pointed out, "some serious critics believe that the pink penis reflects the cultural and sociological oppression expressed by gay men in a contemporary society".

After the curator left, a Scotsman man approached the couple and said, "Would you like to know what the painting is really about?"

"Now why would you claim to be more of an expert than the curator of the Gallery?" asked the couple.

"Because I'm the guy who painted it," he replied. "They're just three Scottish coal-miners. The guy in the middle went home for lunch "

Classic

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By *eel good factorMan
over a year ago

Cork

Very very good.

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"Very very good. "
your welcome

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By *ublinjonnMan
over a year ago

dublin

What do you call a sheep with no legs???

A cloud!!!

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By *ornyandwellhungMan
over a year ago

belfast


"What do you call a sheep with no legs???

A cloud!!! "

What do you call a dog with no legs?

It doesn’t matter, he won’t come to you anyway.

Did you hear about the man with no legs?

He’s still arsing about.

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