FabSwingers.com forum: Lines on here that make you eye roll...

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

“I could lick pussy for hours”

(No you couldn’t, get a grip!

)

And, go...

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By *imeoutaloneMan
over a year ago

Dublin to Westmeath

I'm after repeat meets.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ah sorry your married...

Ahhh it's a swinging site

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By *otstuffkerry1Couple
over a year ago

tralee

any status update that ends in... you know who you are

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What size of cock do women like

What type of pussy do guys like

The current forum threads basically ff

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not looking for drama" really..

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By *oxic1998Woman
over a year ago

Belfast

"What size of cock do women like

What type of pussy do guys like

The current forum threads basically ff

Don't forget the best boobs and cock threads......they actually make me cringe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What size of cock do women like

What type of pussy do guys like

The current forum threads basically ff

Don't forget the best boobs and cock threads......they actually make me cringe

Haha how could I forget about them

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By *ateniteCouple
over a year ago

Youghal

Fuck, kiss, drink, avoid threads....or any other iteration of that theme.

I tried to start thread slating them at the weekend but I was full of Jameson and I think I fell asleep halfway through my post

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Discrete

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

2 messages in......

Have u kik

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Should I get "any form of body modification"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"2 messages in......

Have u kik "

ROFL, got one of those a few minutes ago

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By *ontbesillywrapyourwillyMan
over a year ago

Tipperary

"your avatar makes me want to lick my screen".

no it doesn't.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"2 messages in......

Have u kik

ROFL, got one of those a few minutes ago"

Perhaps the most annoying as it's inevitably the male half of the couple who is just looking to try chat up T behind my back through pm

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

""your avatar makes me want to lick my screen".

no it doesn't. "

Actually there’s quite a few that do, tbh

(Not yours, just to clarify!)

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

Posts that give out about how others like to enjoy the forums

Back to the op

How big is it cock

Like what does if matter how big it is I am still going to come after two strokes

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By *easingTimMan
over a year ago

Loughlinstown

"Not meeting at the moment"

(on local update not profile)

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By *easingTimMan
over a year ago

Loughlinstown

"Sick of time wasters"

(most usually are time wasters themselves)

My experience...

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By *ontbesillywrapyourwillyMan
over a year ago

Tipperary

""your avatar makes me want to lick my screen".

no it doesn't.

Actually there’s quite a few that do, tbh

(Not yours, just to clarify!)"
lol of course they do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey fancy a fuck (first message in)

I have a huge load here for you (first message in)

I'm really horny and I can accommodate if you fancy coming round (first message at 4am in the morning when we're in bed).

I just want to meet you on your own (well we're a couple, we suggest you message single women)

Hi (Ermmm hello)

I think you get the drift.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"“I could lick pussy for hours”

(No you couldn’t, get a grip!

)

And, go..."

Bet I could

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't bite...unless you ask me".

Feck off I don't want anyone biting me at all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wait you can get messages without sending one first? I don't understand.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"“I could lick pussy for hours”

(No you couldn’t, get a grip!

)

And, go..."

Que mailbox full of said message lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't have any pics up yet but feel free to share"

using a Nokia 6210 or did your hot tub take you back to 2008??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Read the profile "....like ffs where will we get the feckin time...far too busy sending "wanna fuck " messages and posing for cock pic number 27 angle 32

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"“I could lick pussy for hours”

(No you couldn’t, get a grip!

)

And, go...

Que mailbox full of said message lol"

Shudder!

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By *atience178Couple
over a year ago

Dublin

“I’m just leaving the gym”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Too many messages - can't reply to them all"

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By *etergemmaCouple
over a year ago

South Dublin Area

Was on here before..

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By *ortadowncplCouple
over a year ago

Portadown

“I was very well verified on my old profile and completely guarantee that I’m 100% genuine.”

Well as long as you guarantee it...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That hardy boy posts sicken my shite

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That hardy boy posts sicken my shite

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Two word reply. An expect an letter in all your messages

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By *ombikerMan
over a year ago

the right side of the river

The "should I leave fab, I can't get a meet"

Yes you should

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"“I was very well verified on my old profile and completely guarantee that I’m 100% genuine.”

Well as long as you guarantee it..."

Haha. Forgot about that one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh another one we forgot about.

"Hey, I just noticed we live near each other" or "Hey I'm passing through your neck of the woods soon"

(Riiiiight, oookkkay and you're telling us because???

)

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By *imeoutaloneMan
over a year ago

Dublin to Westmeath

Taking a break. (For 3 minutes)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I won't reply unless your first msg has a face pic

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By *rivexMan
over a year ago

hotel

People terrified of ‘Sydney Uni’

Bullshit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have you kik when i had status that i dont do kik

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By *igBlondeDommeWoman
over a year ago

middle of nowhere

Im not here to fuck the whole site...(ya would if you got the chance)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

10 sleeps till m&g so excited.

Then every day until said meet see the 'countdown'

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By *owdyboy 890Man
over a year ago

Country West

Can you take my load...No try the neighbours next door they might

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"People terrified of ‘Sydney Uni’

Bullshit "

There's some girl in Sydney Uni thumping a desk "Strewth! Foiled again Skippy! And it was such a unique profile......."

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

“No”

Hate that word!

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By *imeoutaloneMan
over a year ago

Dublin to Westmeath

"“No”

Hate that word!"

Sorry, you can't send private mail to this user

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'hung'.....' treat her with respect guys'...

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By *eductively_SweetWoman
over a year ago

wexford

what brings u to fab.

im in ur area

is fab good to u..

i just sigh and eye roll

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By *ensualandslow321Man
over a year ago

Tullamore

"“No”

Hate that word!"

Wouldn't think you hear it as much as some of us male sensitive souls. Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"..' treat her with respect guys'...

That line started in reviews of escorts on other "types" of sites. It's cringey.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""Read the profile "....like ffs where will we get the feckin time...far too busy sending "wanna fuck " messages and posing for cock pic number 27 angle 32

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sex Site"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Suck your dick...totally straight"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You know who you are".

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By *un4tooCouple
over a year ago

north cork

"Professional couple"

"Professional male/female".

Fancy way of saying you're employed!

Or "semi retired"

Just say you work part time, dont make it sound like you've earned millions and are chilling out now.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

""Suck your dick...totally straight"

Fab straight!

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By *igBlondeDommeWoman
over a year ago

middle of nowhere

""Suck your dick...totally straight"

Ohh. I better stop using that line

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By *osmicGateMan
over a year ago

louth

"10 sleeps till m&g so excited.

Then every day until said meet see the 'countdown'

Yea what is that all about ..must be 1 sad cnut to be thinking like that

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By *un4tooCouple
over a year ago

north cork

"“I could lick pussy for hours”

(No you couldn’t, get a grip!

)

And, go..."

Hours in Sex life is the equivalent to doggy years.

So for every 1 minute of oral he thinks its 10 minutes, so by hours he means 12 minutes in real time

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By *ork3SomeCouple
over a year ago

BaileSexy

(Unverified couple 7 months in)

"Thanks BigDick107071 for that unbelievable fuck"

BigDick has 1 veri...from said couple

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm a funny guy"

No conversation other than recycled one-liners then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nice pics, got any more?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"“I could lick pussy for hours”

(No you couldn’t, get a grip!

)

And, go...

Hours in Sex life is the equivalent to doggy years.

So for every 1 minute of oral he thinks its 10 minutes, so by hours he means 12 minutes in real time

That’s ten minutes too much!

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By *evil_u_knowMan
over a year ago

city

Couples profiles that say "She is very picky so bring your A game guys"

*Nah mate, judging by the fact she has sex with you she isn't that picky.

Single profiles of girls that say

"Bring your A game".

"Treat her with respect".

**Might as well put up the bat signal that you treated her like a slut for 3 minutes of average sex.

* nothing wrong with wanting the best.

** nothing wrong with treating a girl like a slut for 3 mins of mind blowing sex, just be honest about it.

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By *avid37Man
over a year ago

salford

The i’m leaving fab ones make me laugh..they never do...also the one about making your day and your hole weak joke that pops in every week.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's not dial a ride . That gets used a lot

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