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By *ub_1 OP Man
over a year ago

Northside

What is an Irish arboriculturist's favourite type of sex?

A treesome.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A lazy fella died from constipation...he just wouldn't bother his hole

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What do you call a brunette with really bad breath?....

....a blonde doing a handstand

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By *rade69Man
over a year ago

dublin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's wrong with Mickey Mouse's Helicopter??

Disney land

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A mate told me this joke this morning, A blonde with only 1 hand is hanging from a high tree branch with that one hand, how do you get her to come down from the tree

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By *imeoutaloneMan
over a year ago

Dublin to Westmeath

"A mate told me this joke this morning, A blonde with only 1 hand is hanging from a high tree branch with that one hand, how do you get her to come down from the tree"

Wave

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A mate told me this joke this morning, A blonde with only 1 hand is hanging from a high tree branch with that one hand, how do you get her to come down from the tree

Wave

Took me a while to figure that out myself lol

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By *imeoutaloneMan
over a year ago

Dublin to Westmeath

"A mate told me this joke this morning, A blonde with only 1 hand is hanging from a high tree branch with that one hand, how do you get her to come down from the tree

Wave

Took me a while to figure that out myself lol"

Works with 2 hands too.

You ask her to clap.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Three toilets. A Scotsman, an Englishman and an Irishman go in but don’t flush.

One has a vaguely greeny yellow tinge to the water, the second seems completely unused and the next one has a massive poo in it.

Which one did the Irishman use?

The turd one. ??

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By *erfect pineappleWoman
over a year ago

neath

I went to a zoo the other day ..

It only had 1 dog ..

It was a SHITZOO

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was hanging from a cliff by my fingertips when another man reached over and grabbed my hands.

What religion are you? Christian or Muslim?

Christian.

Protestant or Catholic?

Protestant.

Presbyterian or Anglican?

Presbyterian.

Church of Scotland or Free Church of Scotland?

Free Church of Scotland.

Free Church of Scotland or Free Church of Scotland (Continuing)?

Free Church of Scotland. As he let out a gasp of astonishment I pulled myself up and shoved the bastard off the cliff.

Die heretic scum!

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

cork

What kind of bees produce milk?

Boobies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A lazy fella died from constipation...he just wouldn't bother his hole

Did you hear about the constipated mathematician ?

He worked it out with a pencil!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What’s the difference between jam and marmalade?

You can’t marmalade your cock down someone’s throat!

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By *easingTimMan
over a year ago

Loughlinstown

The singer Sting has been kidn*pped

The police are currently looking for a lead

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How do you win a wanking competition,come first

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By *eisurepleasureMan
over a year ago

belfast

What u call an italian with a rubber toe

ROBERTO

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why do Leprechauns wear 2 condoms........ to be sure, to be sure

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By *ain n MableWoman
over a year ago

Milton Keynes

We had a roll of bubble wrap turn up at work.

I said to the boss "what shall I do with this"

"Ah just pop it over there in the corner"

8 bloody hours I was there.

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By *ornybelfastcplCouple
over a year ago

Belfast

How many anarchists does it taje to change a light bulb?

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By *ornybelfastcplCouple
over a year ago

Belfast

"How many anarchists does it taje to change a light bulb?"

We dont want to change them, WE WANT TO SMASH THEM!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What do you call a gay Irishman?

Pat McGroin.

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