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 .. I curtiously obliged to the amazement of my pals, we eventually got to her place and quickly got down to business a bit too quickly as in business was over in 2 minutes.. Naturally enough the lovely Finnish lady asked is that it? Followed by politely asking me to leave  so guys and girls honast sexual embarrassing stories please  | |||
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But he told me to stop...
Condom on... down to business..
3 or 4 thrusts and he came 
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"When I was about 21 in a club sober for a change and with the boys when I was approached by a Finnish blonde stunning looking lady who told me to get my jacket your coming with me .. I curtiously obliged to the amazement of my pals, we eventually got to her place and quickly got down to business a bit too quickly as in business was over in 2 minutes.. Naturally enough the lovely Finnish lady asked is that it? Followed by politely asking me to leave so guys and girls honast sexual embarrassing stories please " i cringed and laughed at that .
Not really a sex story but you'll understand.
So i was living in Australia and went to an Ozzie friends house for a few drinks.
Me and a few other Irish fellas. He lives with his sister who was smoking hot.
Music blasting full volume and the night was going great. As the ozzie fella was local he decided he would go to the local pizza place as we were all hungry. He leaves and one of us decided to wind him up by putting on his sister's underwear.
After a few drinks we all decided it was a great wind up so we all got into underwear belonging to her.
In the meantime the neighbour was banging on the door trying to complain about the music being so loud so late. We never heard him banging so he called the police. They arrived around the same time as our friend arrived back with pizza.
Pizza friend and police march into living room to find 5 irish fellas in sexy underwear . They seen the funny side. The friend didn't. | |||
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 But she stayed and I apologised and we had morning glory... and afternoon and evening glory now I come to think of it lol  | |||
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"When I was about 21 in a club sober for a change and with the boys when I was approached by a Finnish blonde stunning looking lady who told me to get my jacket your coming with me .. I curtiously obliged to the amazement of my pals, we eventually got to her place and quickly got down to business a bit too quickly as in business was over in 2 minutes.. Naturally enough the lovely Finnish lady asked is that it? Followed by politely asking me to leave so guys and girls honast sexual embarrassing stories please
i cringed and laughed at that .
Not really a sex story but you'll understand.
So i was living in Australia and went to an Ozzie friends house for a few drinks.
Me and a few other Irish fellas. He lives with his sister who was smoking hot.
Music blasting full volume and the night was going great. As the ozzie fella was local he decided he would go to the local pizza place as we were all hungry. He leaves and one of us decided to wind him up by putting on his sister's underwear.
After a few drinks we all decided it was a great wind up so we all got into underwear belonging to her.
In the meantime the neighbour was banging on the door trying to complain about the music being so loud so late. We never heard him banging so he called the police. They arrived around the same time as our friend arrived back with pizza.
Pizza friend and police march into living room to find 5 irish fellas in sexy underwear . They seen the funny side. The friend didn't. "  | |||
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"When I was 19 I was on holiday in Spain. .. I went out got very d*unk and pulled this lovely girl. We went back to my apt and started to get frisky... she was on top... a few mind in ( I believe! ) I fell asleep But she stayed and I apologised and we had morning glory... and afternoon and evening glory now I come to think of it lol "Lucky you got a second chance at it.. Finnish lady was having any of it.. Give a sober guy a break.. Never drove the lads again.. lesson learned | |||
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worse still is that happened to me more times than I'd like to admit to | |||
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"Was down in Cork for a gig and met a young lady in a club. Went back to hers, got frisky on the couch so I suggested we move to her bedroom. ‘Later on’ she said, ‘we’ll stay here for now’ So we kept at it, she’s moaning loudly and probably a bit too loudly. I heard footsteps on the stairs and her angry male housemate walks in cos he ‘heard a fuckin commotion’. I’m getting dressed at this stage but herself is just lying back on the couch totally starkers smiling at her housemate. I’d say he was already throwing it into her by the time I was at the end of the road "A house mate with benefits  | |||
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"Met a guy, we booked a room. The usual... I started sucking him.
But he told me to stop...
Condom on... down to business..
3 or 4 thrusts and he came
I was nearly crying "Oh I remember you were raging that day  | |||
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round two tho lasted a bit thank fuck lol | |||
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"1st 3some i had i was abroad and pulled this girl....great,the next night she came back to the place i was working and took me back to hers again but her friend happend to pop over before anything could happen,anyways i went to the jax and came back out to hear they were in the bedroom,i took a peak in and there they were butt fuck naked messing around and said come on then join in...so i did....and about 8seconds in i was finished round two tho lasted a bit thank fuck lol "My point being all I wanted was a round 2  | |||
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"Ahhh you should a met me Ginger ..got the stamina and confidence to hold it back !!!" Yep waiting for Mr perfect to post I'm sure your first sight at a perfect lady you cast yourself in glory and lasted at least 6 hours.. Or minutes? | |||
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"Oh and for the embarrassing one 16 years of age Foreign holiday English girl Torn foreskin Swore off sex for 2 years Still have the scar !!!!! "Ouch | |||
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"Oh and for the embarrassing one 16 years of age Foreign holiday English girl Torn foreskin Swore off sex for 2 years Still have the scar !!!!!
Ouch "Yuuuuuuuuuuup | |||
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"Met a guy, we booked a room. The usual... I started sucking him.
But he told me to stop...
Condom on... down to business..
3 or 4 thrusts and he came
I was nearly crying
Oh I remember you were raging that day "Yes.. very upset | |||
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"Met a guy, we booked a room. The usual... I started sucking him.
But he told me to stop...
Condom on... down to business..
3 or 4 thrusts and he came
I was nearly crying
Oh I remember you were raging that day
Yes.. very upset "Poor you Ginger | |||
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"don't mind cumming quickly. the most embarrassing has to be getting caught wanking by a family member. " Sure you don't mind, you peaked. | |||
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"don't mind cumming quickly. the most embarrassing has to be getting caught wanking by a family member. Sure you don't mind, you peaked. "sorry?? | |||
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"don't mind cumming quickly. the most embarrassing has to be getting caught wanking by a family member. Sure you don't mind, you peaked. sorry??"She's insinuating that you don't give a fuck about the lady's pleasure, you got yours. | |||
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"don't mind cumming quickly. the most embarrassing has to be getting caught wanking by a family member. Sure you don't mind, you peaked. sorry??
She's insinuating that you don't give a fuck about the lady's pleasure, you got yours. "lol I don't know how that conclusion materialised. | |||
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"don't mind cumming quickly. the most embarrassing has to be getting caught wanking by a family member. Sure you don't mind, you peaked. sorry??
She's insinuating that you don't give a fuck about the lady's pleasure, you got yours. "I think she misread what I meant by "don't mind coming quickly" | |||
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"don't mind cumming quickly. the most embarrassing has to be getting caught wanking by a family member. Sure you don't mind, you peaked. sorry??
She's insinuating that you don't give a fuck about the lady's pleasure, you got yours. lol I don't know how that conclusion materialised."Cos it was vague enough to be misconstrued and reaction provoking? | |||
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"Sounds made up or I'm just very jealous hot Finnish lady sounds fun "Nope true story happened to me couple of times actually.. the other times I put in a good graft though | |||
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"don't mind cumming quickly. the most embarrassing has to be getting caught wanking by a family member. Sure you don't mind, you peaked. sorry??
She's insinuating that you don't give a fuck about the lady's pleasure, you got yours. lol I don't know how that conclusion materialised.
Cos it was vague enough to be misconstrued and reaction provoking?"no. alot used cumming quickly as embarrassing. i said don't mind coming quickly( as in that's nothing embarressing) compared to been caught wanking by a family member. | |||
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"don't mind cumming quickly. the most embarrassing has to be getting caught wanking by a family member. Sure you don't mind, you peaked. sorry??
She's insinuating that you don't give a fuck about the lady's pleasure, you got yours. lol I don't know how that conclusion materialised.
Cos it was vague enough to be misconstrued and reaction provoking?no. alot used cumming quickly as embarrassing. i said don't mind coming quickly( as in that's nothing embarressing) compared to been caught wanking by a family member. "I understood you. Easy to see how others didn't though.... | |||
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"don't mind cumming quickly. the most embarrassing has to be getting caught wanking by a family member. Sure you don't mind, you peaked. sorry??
She's insinuating that you don't give a fuck about the lady's pleasure, you got yours. lol I don't know how that conclusion materialised.
Cos it was vague enough to be misconstrued and reaction provoking?no. alot used cumming quickly as embarrassing. i said don't mind coming quickly( as in that's nothing embarressing) compared to been caught wanking by a family member.
I understood you. Easy to see how others didn't though...." all's good | |||
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"don't mind cumming quickly. the most embarrassing has to be getting caught wanking by a family member. Sure you don't mind, you peaked. sorry??
She's insinuating that you don't give a fuck about the lady's pleasure, you got yours. lol I don't know how that conclusion materialised.
Cos it was vague enough to be misconstrued and reaction provoking?no. alot used cumming quickly as embarrassing. i said don't mind coming quickly( as in that's nothing embarressing) compared to been caught wanking by a family member. "Yeah, I get you now, your first post is badly phrased, not that it matters to me but if mis-read it ain't great advertising for you dbswyw | |||
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"don't mind cumming quickly. the most embarrassing has to be getting caught wanking by a family member. Sure you don't mind, you peaked. sorry??
She's insinuating that you don't give a fuck about the lady's pleasure, you got yours. lol I don't know how that conclusion materialised.
Cos it was vague enough to be misconstrued and reaction provoking?no. alot used cumming quickly as embarrassing. i said don't mind coming quickly( as in that's nothing embarressing) compared to been caught wanking by a family member.
Yeah, I get you now, your first post is badly phrased, not that it matters to me but if mis-read it ain't great advertising for you dbswyw "the words "dont mind" are often used when saying one thing is not as bad as another. no harm done | |||
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"don't mind cumming quickly. the most embarrassing has to be getting caught wanking by a family member. Sure you don't mind, you peaked. sorry??
She's insinuating that you don't give a fuck about the lady's pleasure, you got yours. lol I don't know how that conclusion materialised.
Cos it was vague enough to be misconstrued and reaction provoking?no. alot used cumming quickly as embarrassing. i said don't mind coming quickly( as in that's nothing embarressing) compared to been caught wanking by a family member.
Yeah, I get you now, your first post is badly phrased, not that it matters to me but if mis-read it ain't great advertising for you dbswyw the words "dont mind" are often used when saying one thing is not as bad as another. no harm done "Thanks for the English lesson | |||
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"don't mind cumming quickly. the most embarrassing has to be getting caught wanking by a family member. Sure you don't mind, you peaked. sorry??
She's insinuating that you don't give a fuck about the lady's pleasure, you got yours. lol I don't know how that conclusion materialised.
Cos it was vague enough to be misconstrued and reaction provoking?no. alot used cumming quickly as embarrassing. i said don't mind coming quickly( as in that's nothing embarressing) compared to been caught wanking by a family member.
Yeah, I get you now, your first post is badly phrased, not that it matters to me but if mis-read it ain't great advertising for you dbswyw the words "dont mind" are often used when saying one thing is not as bad as another. no harm done
Thanks for the English lesson "you're welcome | |||
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"Oh, yeah, I thought it felt a bit more snug..."
Still not quite sure how I missed it...... | |||
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