FabSwingers.com forum: Hygiene... Really!!!!

By *kblueeyes OP Couple
over a year ago

kilkenny

It's crazy, define hygiene, to us it's washed freshly showered, smell clean and fresh, also clothes clean and fresh!

We state this on our profile does anyone else feel they have to say this, a wet wipe doesn't do it for us

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's crazy, define hygiene, to us it's washed freshly showered, smell clean and fresh, also clothes clean and fresh!

We state this on our profile does anyone else feel they have to say this, a wet wipe doesn't do it for us

What about a Linx can of shower?

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By *peedy_990Man
over a year ago

Kilkenny

"It's crazy, define hygiene, to us it's washed freshly showered, smell clean and fresh, also clothes clean and fresh!

We state this on our profile does anyone else feel they have to say this, a wet wipe doesn't do it for us

I’ll always be freshly showered and smelling good before a meet. It’s only good manners like.

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By *len-cocoMan
over a year ago

Cork

Shudder, I don't know how anybody could even entertain the possibility of a meet without showering first, it's common courtesy.

A planned meet that is, nothing wrong with a bit of spontaneity

. At leash shower when you get up in the morning!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You have to be specific....something like "NO KNOB CHEESE OR FISHY FANNIES WILL BE TOLERATED "

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By *kblueeyes OP Couple
over a year ago

kilkenny

"It's crazy, define hygiene, to us it's washed freshly showered, smell clean and fresh, also clothes clean and fresh!

We state this on our profile does anyone else feel they have to say this, a wet wipe doesn't do it for us

What about a Linx can of shower? "

Yep lynx after shower

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You have to be specific....something like "NO KNOB CHEESE OR FISHY FANNIES WILL BE TOLERATED "

If anything looks like a dropped lasagna I’m out. Sorry.

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By *kblueeyes OP Couple
over a year ago

kilkenny

"You have to be specific....something like "NO KNOB CHEESE OR FISHY FANNIES WILL BE TOLERATED "

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By *s LollyWoman
over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

"You have to be specific....something like "NO KNOB CHEESE OR FISHY FANNIES WILL BE TOLERATED "

Ahhhhhh low nearly wet me pants

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Of course it should be the norm but i go the extra mile and splash some old spice all over my sexy body to drive the ladys wild

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By *rit on shannonMan
over a year ago

portumna

cant believe its not just a given and that some people would turn up having not showered thoroughly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I knew a girl with fishy fanny no matter how many showers she had!

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By *hocko87Man
over a year ago

dublin

The mind boggles how some people can turn up not washed and smelling nice . I have to have a shower before going to work not a mind going to meet a lady or who ever .

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By *kblueeyes OP Couple
over a year ago

kilkenny

"Of course it should be the norm but i go the extra mile and splash some old spice all over my sexy body to drive the ladys wild"

LOL or brute as a back up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Of course it should be the norm but i go the extra mile and splash some old spice all over my sexy body to drive the ladys wild

LOL or brute as a back up

How did u know that ? I use the bottle to measure against the size of my lad for pics ps its a short stubby bottle lol

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By *igertigerCouple (MM)
over a year ago

nr Letterkenny

"It's crazy, define hygiene, to us it's washed freshly showered, smell clean and fresh, also clothes clean and fresh!

We state this on our profile does anyone else feel they have to say this, a wet wipe doesn't do it for us

Can't understand why you have to ask for excellent hygiene...just prove some don't have a sex life outside of fab.

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By *ohng69Man
over a year ago

athenry

"You have to be specific....something like "NO KNOB CHEESE OR FISHY FANNIES WILL BE TOLERATED "

F...k you. I'm trying to eat my dinner. I'm having fish!! ????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Of course it should be the norm but i go the extra mile and splash some old spice all over my sexy body to drive the ladys wild"

Ha your loving the old spice....gonna have to bring you shopping for an update

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By *andomCaptainMan
over a year ago

Roscommon

Should not have to be said at all... you would think it would be a given! But nothing surprises me anymore on here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Of course it should be the norm but i go the extra mile and splash some old spice all over my sexy body to drive the ladys wild"

Yep he loves his old spice drives the oul wans wild.

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By *ack 188Man
over a year ago

Dublin 15

"Should not have to be said at all... you would think it would be a given! But nothing surprises me anymore on here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Of course it should be the norm but i go the extra mile and splash some old spice all over my sexy body to drive the ladys wild

Ha your loving the old spice....gonna have to bring you shopping for an update

Take u up on that offer maybe its time for a makeover

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ya very right so many knob cheese and strong fishy Fanniies and they are still asking for someone to lick suck their fishy Fanniies

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By *ingerrrrWoman
over a year ago

Meath

"I knew a girl with fishy fanny no matter how many showers she had! "

Sounds like she had bacterial vaginosis, a bacterial infection (not an sdi) can be caused from an upset in the flora in the vagina. Easily treated.

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By *andomCaptainMan
over a year ago

Roscommon

"Ya very right so many knob cheese and strong fishy Fanniies and they are still asking for someone to lick suck their fishy Fanniies"

Eeeeeuuuuuuuu!!! Barf

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I knew a girl with fishy fanny no matter how many showers she had!

Sounds like she had bacterial vaginosis, a bacterial infection (not an sdi) can be caused from an upset in the flora in the vagina. Easily treated. "

She definitely had a case of "fucking bitch"

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By *eeperscreepersMan
over a year ago

Tipp

I'd be mortified if I wasn't clean and tidy for a meet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To be honest that's standard for anything, couldn't go to work without a shower. If I was meeting someone after work I'd have to have one too

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By *ornyDubMan25Man
over a year ago

Berlin

Yeah to be fair the most I would take on if I've not showered in the last 12-16 hours is a trip to the shop!

Why would anyone go to a meet without being showered, fresh and well groomed is mind boggling... I wouldn't hesitate to leave a meet for this reason and I'd expect any self respecting lady to do the same.

Although depending on how fit she is then I may attempt to continue the meet in the shower before walking out on her

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By *un4tooCouple
over a year ago

north cork

If it tastes like chicken, keep on lickin, if if tastes like trout, get the fuck out.

Simple.

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By *imeoutaloneMan
over a year ago

Dublin to Westmeath

"I knew a girl with fishy fanny no matter how many showers she had! "

Ariel?

Daryl H?

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By *angerous Mind 87Man
over a year ago

Dublin 12

"If it tastes like chicken, keep on lickin, if if tastes like trout, get the fuck out.

Simple. "

This is brilliant!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cringe at the thought of meeting someone not bothering to shower or make an effort.

surely there are very view who think a wipe is enough

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By *ombikerMan
over a year ago

the right side of the river

If it tastes like chicken keep on licking.

If it tastes like trout back on out.

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By *andsomeman100Man
over a year ago

Ah sure now...

"It's crazy, define hygiene, to us it's washed freshly showered, smell clean and fresh, also clothes clean and fresh!

We state this on our profile does anyone else feel they have to say this, a wet wipe doesn't do it for us

Same here. On profile. Its simple...ya want all the bells and whistles? Then be nice and fresh.

Saying that, I never had an issue here but did on another site. I was in too deep before I realised

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Surely you can sus the hygiene levels from a social meet ... save yourself a world of pain

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By *kblueeyes OP Couple
over a year ago

kilkenny

"If it tastes like chicken, keep on lickin, if if tastes like trout, get the fuck out.

Simple. "

best quote so far, x

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By *acko10Man
over a year ago

Limerick

"I knew a girl with fishy fanny no matter how many showers she had!

Sounds like she had bacterial vaginosis, a bacterial infection (not an sdi) can be caused from an upset in the flora in the vagina. Easily treated.

She definitely had a case of "fucking bitch"

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Ha ha fucking brilliant!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If it tastes like chicken, keep on lickin, if if tastes like trout, get the fuck out.

Simple.

best quote so far, x

Oh jeez

Made me laugh and cringe at the same time...

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By *eavenscentitCouple
over a year ago

barnstaple

"cant believe its not just a given and that some people would turn up having not showered thoroughly"

Someone asked me not to shower or wash for 24hrs before meeting once. I did not oblige Ms

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By *ohndunboyneMan
over a year ago

Dunboyne & Dublin

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By *ohndunboyneMan
over a year ago

Dunboyne & Dublin

"It's crazy, define hygiene, to us it's washed freshly showered, smell clean and fresh, also clothes clean and fresh!

We state this on our profile does anyone else feel they have to say this, a wet wipe doesn't do it for us

Same here. On profile. Its simple...ya want all the bells and whistles? Then be nice and fresh.

Saying that, I never had an issue here but did on another site. I was in too deep before I realised

Wrong door?

I hate when the bulb is gone on the Exit sign

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Daily shower, nice deodorant, teeth washed, clean shaven plus god aftershave and clean clothes.

Nice eau de cologne as the finishing touch and...

Ready to go...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don’t see how anyone would actually meet and not make an effort, suppose everyone’s view of “clean” Varys but turning up after a days work or doing the garden without a scrub wouldn’t go down well imo!

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