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Calling any females with a pulse

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

18 ta 80 if they can't walk wheel'em in. Zumba afterwards and a priest on stand by just incase we tie the knot but have to own at least 80 acres of good quality ground no rush'y medows please

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By *s LollyWoman
over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

Not looking for much hardy letting the aul standards slip there

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Not looking for much hardy letting the aul standards slip there "
it's that poor elastic on your drawers I'm worried about lol not the only thing slipping

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick


"Not looking for much hardy letting the aul standards slip there "

I don't know 80 acres of dry land good land is a high standard to achieve

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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of

I guess with one acre I won't stand a chance

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I guess with one acre I won't stand a chance "
...ah sure I'll take you

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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of


"I guess with one acre I won't stand a chance ...ah sure I'll take you "

Ahh that's lovely! The land is nicely groomed, I chopped the grass today

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I guess with one acre I won't stand a chance ...ah sure I'll take you

Ahh that's lovely! The land is nicely groomed, I chopped the grass today "
...oh I just love mechanical women

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Lol sold ta the man without the shirt lol hope you's are very happy togather

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What about road frontage ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lol sold ta the man without the shirt lol hope you's are very happy togather "
..till debt do us part

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Lol sold ta the man without the shirt lol hope you's are very happy togather ..till debt do us part "
till a woman with more ground comes along

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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of


"Lol sold ta the man without the shirt lol hope you's are very happy togather ..till debt do us part "

There's no debt and there won't be any. No more gambling, whoring and drinking, the second half of the wood for next winter needs to be chopped and take those wellies of when you come in....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"18 ta 80 if they can't walk wheel'em in. Zumba afterwards and a priest on stand by just incase we tie the knot but have to own at least 80 acres of good quality ground no rush'y medows please "

Almost have 80 ... wanna marry me?? I'll only do it if we have a prenup ...

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By *iffaWoman
over a year ago

wherever

A pulse? Jeez guys be picky round here

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"18 ta 80 if they can't walk wheel'em in. Zumba afterwards and a priest on stand by just incase we tie the knot but have to own at least 80 acres of good quality ground no rush'y medows please

Almost have 80 ... wanna marry me?? I'll only do it if we have a prenup ..."
ok ok I'll steal next doors dog

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A pulse? Jeez guys be picky round here"
.. I'd settle for warm....ish

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lol sold ta the man without the shirt lol hope you's are very happy togather ..till debt do us part

There's no debt and there won't be any. No more gambling, whoring and drinking, the second half of the wood for next winter needs to be chopped and take those wellies of when you come in.... "
..who's feckin wearing the trousers here

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By *adame BWoman
over a year ago

C'est moi Boudoir

Make me a dacent offer Hardy Boy or the acres go under the hammer. Cold hard cash... I don't deal in Big Tom vinyl!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Make me a dacent offer Hardy Boy or the acres go under the hammer. Cold hard cash... I don't deal in Big Tom vinyl!"
...would ya dale for a medium Tom in a rubber

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Make me a dacent offer Hardy Boy or the acres go under the hammer. Cold hard cash... I don't deal in Big Tom vinyl!...would ya dale for a medium Tom in a rubber "
pmsl that wann would deal for a bowl of sugar puffs

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By *adame BWoman
over a year ago

C'est moi Boudoir


"Make me a dacent offer Hardy Boy or the acres go under the hammer. Cold hard cash... I don't deal in Big Tom vinyl!...would ya dale for a medium Tom in a rubber pmsl that wann would deal for a bowl of sugar puffs "

Mmmm show me the Honey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"18 ta 80 if they can't walk wheel'em in. Zumba afterwards and a priest on stand by just incase we tie the knot but have to own at least 80 acres of good quality ground no rush'y medows please

Almost have 80 ... wanna marry me?? I'll only do it if we have a prenup ...ok ok I'll steal next doors dog "

You better get the piggies too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Make me a dacent offer Hardy Boy or the acres go under the hammer. Cold hard cash... I don't deal in Big Tom vinyl!...would ya dale for a medium Tom in a rubber pmsl that wann would deal for a bowl of sugar puffs "
..anyway it's not cheerios

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does your old tractor need another push hardy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

C'mere to me hardy...im naked with crisps & fanta for ya

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I must 'up' my standards....

Pulses were negotiable

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By *adame BWoman
over a year ago

C'est moi Boudoir


"I must 'up' my standards....

Pulses were negotiable "

What standard's

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I must 'up' my standards....

Pulses were negotiable

What standard's "

Exactly!

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By *adame BWoman
over a year ago

C'est moi Boudoir


"I must 'up' my standards....

Pulses were negotiable

What standard's

Exactly! "

Limboing under the bar doesn't count

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I must 'up' my standards....

Pulses were negotiable

What standard's

Exactly!

Limboing under the bar doesn't count "

It helps that I've no spine though

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"C'mere to me hardy...im naked with crisps & fanta for ya "
ive eatin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"C'mere to me hardy...im naked with crisps & fanta for ya ive eatin "

Now that's a slap in the face

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"C'mere to me hardy...im naked with crisps & fanta for ya ive eatin

Now that's a slap in the face "

Ah but it depends on what he's slapping you in the face with!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"C'mere to me hardy...im naked with crisps & fanta for ya ive eatin

Now that's a slap in the face

Ah but it depends on what he's slapping you in the face with! "

Ha very true

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"C'mere to me hardy...im naked with crisps & fanta for ya ive eatin

Now that's a slap in the face "
lol I wouldn't slap ya

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"18 ta 80 if they can't walk wheel'em in. Zumba afterwards and a priest on stand by just incase we tie the knot but have to own at least 80 acres of good quality ground no rush'y medows please "

Aww ffs Hardy does that count Meow out yea bastard you should have told me you were into aul 1's yea Granny snatcher

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By *eanontiWoman
over a year ago

Limerick

My little 3/4 of an acre, with road frontage and access to the motorway, with no main drainage isn't a runner then.

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By *orguyMan
over a year ago

Tuam


"My little 3/4 of an acre, with road frontage and access to the motorway, with no main drainage isn't a runner then. "

You best put up a sign outside saying:

UNLOS

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