FabSwingers.com forum: Friday jokes

By *rBakers OP Man
over a year ago

dublin/kildare/wicklow

Care what you agree to

A boss said to his secretary "I want to have SEX with U. I will make it very FAST. I'll throw €1,000 on the floor, by the time you bend down to pick it I'll be DONE." She thought for a moment then called her boyfriend and told him the story. Her boyfriend then said 2 her, do it but "Ask him for €2,000, pick up the money very fast he wouldn't even have enough time to undressed himself." So she agrees. Half an hour goes by, the boyfriend decides to call his girlfriend, he asks, "what happened?" She responds,"The Bastard used COINS, I'm still PICKING and he is still fucking!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck that's a right good one

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By *adame BWoman
over a year ago

C'est moi Boudoir

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ha!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What do you call a lesbian dynasore ???

A lickalotapuss !

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By *hocko87Man
over a year ago

dublin

Lmao haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An Irish priest is driving along a country road when a police man pulls him over. He immediately smells alcohol on the priest's breath and notices an empty wine bottle in the car.

He says: "Have you been drinking?"

"Just water," says the priest.

The cop replies: "Then why do I smell wine?"

The priest looks at the bottle and says: "Good Lord! He's done it again!"

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By *addy0Man
over a year ago

carlow town

Why does a scuba diver dive backwards off a boat???

If he fell forwards he'd still be in the boat

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By *oserMan
over a year ago

where the wild roses grow

"Why does a scuba diver dive backwards off a boat???

If he fell forwards he'd still be in the boat

Brilliant

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By *imeoutaloneMan
over a year ago

Dublin to Westmeath

It was so cold last night even the local flasher was walking up to people and describing himself.

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By *nalcumslutWoman
over a year ago

navan

Hahaha very funny

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By *oserMan
over a year ago

where the wild roses grow

My boss yelled at me yesterday “It’s the fifth time you’ve been late to work this week! Do you know what that means?!” I said, “Probably that it’s Friday?”…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm reading a horror novel in Braille. Something bad is about to happen, i can feel it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why do women get periods? Coz they deserve them...I'm sorry, but not really lolololololol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've opened a bakery recently and a lady phoned me up, wanting a cake with 'HAPPY BIRTHDAY I SUCK COCKS' written on it. I thought it was weird but made it anyway. Mrs Cox was fucking furious when I delivered it. So was her son, Isaac

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