Halloween

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By *oantrimcpl2010 OP Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn

I've just phoned my senile old Gran and told her to be careful because there have been reports of flesh eating zombies trying to break into people's homes in her area. She told me that she'll load the gun and keep it by the front door just in case.

I fucking love Halloween.

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By *oantrimcpl2010 OP Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn

A young lad knocked on the door last night and said "Trick or Treat?"

I says "What have you come as?"

He said "A werewolf."

I said "But you haven't got a costume on, you're just in normal clothes"

He said "Well it's not a full moon yet is it???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol like it.

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