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Worst sexual euphemisms

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Just for fun, what's the worst euphemism you've heard?

Probably not the worst I've heard but one I dislike is ''burp the worm''

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Smoke the baldy man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hide the sausage

as in "who's up for a game of hide the sausage?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cleaning the cobwebs with the womb broom.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A game of mammies and daddies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A bit of "how's your father"

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

cork

Heard the buddy refer to it as “squeashy squashy”.

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By *lippery-when-wet-180Woman
over a year ago

South Dub

Do you like to be fucked up the shit pipe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bumpin' uglies

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By *ittyMissKittyWoman
over a year ago

Dublin


"Cleaning the cobwebs with the womb broom."

Even reading that is uncomfortable

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Cleaning the cobwebs with the womb broom.

Even reading that is uncomfortable "

Yeah despite my best efforts it's conjuring the image of vagina spiders which is a terrifying prospect

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By *ittyMissKittyWoman
over a year ago

Dublin


"Cleaning the cobwebs with the womb broom.

Even reading that is uncomfortable

Yeah despite my best efforts it's conjuring the image of vagina spiders which is a terrifying prospect"

Never mind spiders. I'm just imagining one of those old straw brooms

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cleaning the cobwebs with the womb broom.

Even reading that is uncomfortable

Yeah despite my best efforts it's conjuring the image of vagina spiders which is a terrifying prospect

Never mind spiders. I'm just imagining one of those old straw brooms "

mao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cleaning the cobwebs with the womb broom.

Even reading that is uncomfortable

Yeah despite my best efforts it's conjuring the image of vagina spiders which is a terrifying prospect

Never mind spiders. I'm just imagining one of those old straw brooms

mao "

Apogies for my posting of that !!!

Here's another one ..... tenderising her beef curtains until she's moister than an oyster

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Remember years ago , lads would ask each other...Did ya bog the jinnet last night.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's hammer time

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By *ildmovementMan
over a year ago

south Central

I’d walk a mile and a half on my hands and knees through broken glass just to stick match’s in her shite

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How's your belly for a lodger or do you want to go halves on a bastard

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By *atthewsundriMan
over a year ago

dundrum


"How's your belly for a lodger or do you want to go halves on a bastard "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’d walk a mile and a half on my hands and knees through broken glass just to stick match’s in her shite "

How about dragging your balls through a mile of broken glass just to hear her fart through a walkie talkie

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By *arry and AnnCouple
over a year ago

Louth


"I’d walk a mile and a half on my hands and knees through broken glass just to stick match’s in her shite

How about dragging your balls through a mile of broken glass just to hear her fart through a walkie talkie "

Brilliant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How are you fixed for a belt of the bishop. Said an old geezer whom drank in a pub i worked in years ago.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fancy a rub of the relic

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By *ildmovementMan
over a year ago

south Central


"I’d walk a mile and a half on my hands and knees through broken glass just to stick match’s in her shite

How about dragging your balls through a mile of broken glass just to hear her fart through a walkie talkie "

Lol I’d prefer my knees cut

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By *ittyMissKittyWoman
over a year ago

Dublin


"How's your belly for a lodger or do you want to go halves on a bastard "

How's your belly for soup was another

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By *iktikiCouple
over a year ago

city centre

Fancy a game of stinky fingers?

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