FabSwingers.com forum: Suggestions please

By *eralt80 OP Man
over a year ago

cork

Top of the morning all ye beautiful people. I’m looking for a little help. Lately I’ve been lucky enough to meet an amazing woman for purely sexual relationship, but distance is a bit of an issue for mid week meets. She has a higher sex drive than me so during the week we’ve started sex texting which has been outstanding. Problem is I’m running out of terms and phrases for body parts, sexual acts etc. any suggestions for you would be greatly appreciated and much enjoyed. Thanks and enjoy your weekend.

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman
over a year ago

your imagination

Tell her you can't wait to strum her fanjo and stick your dick in her fart pipe... we just swoon for that kinda classy shit

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By *eralt80 OP Man
over a year ago

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See that’s the kinda sweet talk I’m looking for.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't be the only one who had the scene from Extras with Kate Winsley pop into my head reading this

"Oh yeah, that can be the awkward. Oh, why don't you start with something light, like, erm, "I'd love it if you stuck your willy wonka between my oompa loompas." You know something a bit fun, a bit jokey, and then you can get more hardcore, rattle off the old classics like "I'm playing with my dirty pillows", "I'm aching for your big purple-headed womb ferret", and then go straight in hard like "Get round here 'cause I'm fudding myself stupid and I'm bloody loving it." Alright?"

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By *lippery-when-wet-180Woman
over a year ago

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Why don’t you read some of the stories and fantasies threads you might get some ideas there

I never was one for talking it but my ex liked to listen to me read naughty stories to him on the phone when he was working away

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Send pics and videos via snapchat. Talk about fetishes, outfits, toys. I used to get bored of sexting and still do but ask if she'd like to he blindfolded and tied to the bed at your mercy etc.. Keep exploring new fetishes in the texts. After that like pretend you're banging her on the bonnet of a car in a semi private area or in a restaurant bathroom. Just keep coming up with new things like that. Saying I'll lick you out and fuck you all night etc...is only good for one or two days sexting haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Or what turns me on is talking about things you done when you last met. How you felt and what you liked about it

no need for fancy words

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tell her you're going to shoot in her doot and then stick your Willy Wonka in her chocolate factory.

Mr C

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By *eralt80 OP Man
over a year ago

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Oh there has been pics and and voice messages, she’s German so I slip in the odd German word and phrase too but googling takes time

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over a year ago

"Oh there has been pics and and voice messages, she’s German so I slip in the odd German word and phrase too but googling takes time"
....haf you tried sum off zee different vays off making her tok sexy like getting your noodle in her stroodle

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By *eralt80 OP Man
over a year ago

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"Oh there has been pics and and voice messages, she’s German so I slip in the odd German word and phrase too but googling takes time....haf you tried sum off zee different vays off making her tok sexy like getting your noodle in her stroodle

Here krauts alittle sour but oh so juicy.

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