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Can you guys tell when a girl is faking it?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

A conversation about orgasms came up during my last girls night out and I was surprised to hear that most of friends fake an orgasm regularly. I use to do it but gave up on it because it wasnt helping my sex life.

Just wondering what your thoughts are...do guys notice? Can you tell the difference between a fake and real orgasm?

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By *ydrewMan
over a year ago

forest

Yep. Pretty easy to spot.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ladies always orgasm with me...at least that's what they tell me before they promptly leave the room

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By *09309309Woman
over a year ago

Dublin

IMO, I doubt they would notice and I doubt more if they would care

And fella's if you've caught numerous girls faking it maybe you need to sit down and have a think about your performance. Just sayin'

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By *ydrewMan
over a year ago

forest


"IMO, I doubt they would notice and I doubt more if they would care

And fella's if you've caught numerous girls faking it maybe you need to sit down and have a think about your performance. Just sayin' "

I would spot it a mile away. Only happened once so stopped what i was doing and went down on her. No faking after that

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By *ornyandwellhungMan
over a year ago

belfast

No girl ever needs to fake when I'm inside her!

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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of

Almost every woman knows how to do it, has done it and I doubt it can be spotted unless you know the woman very well.

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By *etmebeurfantasyWoman
over a year ago

My town

I actually don't see the point of faking it who you kidding.

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By *BelfastGuyMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Shouldn't have the reason to fake it.

More attention to detail.

Plenty of time and effort.

Plus look for the oh I like that signs.

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By *oserMan
over a year ago

where the wild roses grow

They dont get the time to fake it with me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"IMO, I doubt they would notice and I doubt more if they would care

"

This.ha

I'm more disappointed when you take the bra off you're left with two skittles on a surfboard.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well Ill put to u this way...u can tell when their real...lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Almost every woman knows how to do it, has done it and I doubt it can be spotted unless you know the woman very well. "

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By *ohnandGemCouple
over a year ago

Louth/Meath/Dublin

Unless I knew the woman intimately I'd have no clue, and I doubt most men would.

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By *he Kinky KinksCouple
over a year ago

Dublin-Kildare

Could a girl tell if a guy faked it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I fake mine .

But seriously I tend to know the signs when a woman is faking it.

Usually little hints like answering the phone..filing their nails..reading the paper..changing the channels..

Another tell take sign that you are not doing well is when they fall asleep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On occasion I have said

"are you done yet"

That's usually a tell tale sign

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Knitting really does give it away

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By *efinitely SteveMan
over a year ago

Laytown near Dublin


"Shouldn't have the reason to fake it.

More attention to detail.

Plenty of time and effort.

Plus look for the oh I like that signs."

This ^^^^^

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By *igBlondeDommeWoman
over a year ago

middle of nowhere


"I fake mine .

But seriously I tend to know the signs when a woman is faking it.

Usually little hints like answering the phone..filing their nails..reading the paper..changing the channels..

Another tell take sign that you are not doing well is when they fall asleep "

Funny as fff

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By *igBlondeDommeWoman
over a year ago

middle of nowhere

I'm at an age where if he's not hitting the spot I'll tell him or show him. ...

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By *rishcouple12Couple
over a year ago

Cork County


"A conversation about orgasms came up during my last girls night out and I was surprised to hear that most of friends fake an orgasm regularly. I use to do it but gave up on it because it wasnt helping my sex life.

Just wondering what your thoughts are...do guys notice? Can you tell the difference between a fake and real orgasm? "

This is male of the couple

Probably the guys who can't tell the difference don't care about whether it's real or fake as long as they are enjoying it

Faking it seems pointless IMO.. You are giving the impression they are doing things right, I'd rather be told ya what's working or isn't and usually the guide is the reaction of the girl ,(sounds or movements not a girl screaming you are doing it wrong!!) and everyone is different so what may turn on one girl.will turn off another girl .

If two people (or more if it's fab) aren't enjoying sex what's the point

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As far as I'm concerned I can 100% tell the difference. I haven't been with loads of girls but the ones I have been with when they orgasm they seem to get super strong and can lift you off them, they struggle to breathe, legs shake, they can't close their legs again for a few minutes etc... If one just made stupid noises (none have made ridiculous noises with me, its like the can't catch their breath) if their muscles don't contract strongly its more than likely a fake. And of course I've been with a girl where I couldn't do anything for her and she didn't bother faking it either haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I actually don't see the point of faking it who you kidding. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm at an age where if he's not hitting the spot I'll tell him or show him. ... "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You can feel an orgasm...theres no benefit to either of us if I was faking an orgasm. I'm not done until i'm quivering, so he may settle in for the long haul

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm at an age where if he's not hitting the spot I'll tell him or show him. ... "

Not all heros wear capes!

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By *evil_u_knowMan
over a year ago

city

You cant fake it, and if you do, you're with a guy with a very small ego.

Fact is some women have never had one, some have great difficulty, some need a good session, and only the unicorns orgasam easy.

Find a guy that can accept it without being a little bitch, and maybe you can work on hitting the spot properly together.

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By *xyzptlk088Man
over a year ago

Galway

I can guarantee that almost as many lads fake that shit as women do.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Also I'd just like to say that it's good to see a 25yr old female on the forums haha I've been calling for you lot for awhile now.

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By *igBlondeDommeWoman
over a year ago

middle of nowhere


"I'm at an age where if he's not hitting the spot I'll tell him or show him. ...

Not all heros wear capes! "

Huh?

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By *xyzptlk088Man
over a year ago

Galway


"A conversation about orgasms came up during my last girls night out and I was surprised to hear that most of friends fake an orgasm regularly. I use to do it but gave up on it because it wasnt helping my sex life.

Just wondering what your thoughts are...do guys notice? Can you tell the difference between a fake and real orgasm? "

never mind the orgasms

BATMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm at an age where if he's not hitting the spot I'll tell him or show him. ...

Not all heros wear capes!

Huh?"

Thats the best thing any woman can do, is tell a man what is working!

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By *igBlondeDommeWoman
over a year ago

middle of nowhere


"I'm at an age where if he's not hitting the spot I'll tell him or show him. ...

Not all heros wear capes!

Huh?

Thats the best thing any woman can do, is tell a man what is working! "

Ahhh I get ya... it's been a long day.. Works both ways though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm at an age where if he's not hitting the spot I'll tell him or show him. ...

Not all heros wear capes!

Huh?

Thats the best thing any woman can do, is tell a man what is working!

Ahhh I get ya... it's been a long day.. Works both ways though. "

Im just happy to be allowed!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I THINK that I would know. I certainly hope that anybody I am with wouldn't bother faking it - where would be the point?

OP - I don't think YOU were faking it ...... but correct me if I am wrong

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By *hocko87Man
over a year ago

dublin

I always try my best to make a lady orgasm. One lady told me to stop cos she told me she would squirt for Ireland if I did not .

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I THINK that I would know. I certainly hope that anybody I am with wouldn't bother faking it - where would be the point?

OP - I don't think YOU were faking it ...... but correct me if I am wrong "

I couldnt fake that leg quivering....those orgasms were 100% real

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Thanks for all of your thoughts. I feel bad for my orgasm deprived friends...I should direct them to the talented men on fab

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A conversation about orgasms came up during my last girls night out and I was surprised to hear that most of friends fake an orgasm regularly. I use to do it but gave up on it because it wasnt helping my sex life.

Just wondering what your thoughts are...do guys notice? Can you tell the difference between a fake and real orgasm?

never mind the orgasms

BATMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! "

Judying by your pictures, you could be batman!

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By *entomillaMan
over a year ago

norwich


"Almost every woman knows how to do it, has done it and I doubt it can be spotted unless you know the woman very well. "

That is true !!! I admit it

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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of


"Almost every woman knows how to do it, has done it and I doubt it can be spotted unless you know the woman very well.

That is true !!! I admit it

"

It's refreshing to see there are some ladies with balls out there admitting it

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By *aid backMan
over a year ago

by a lake with my rod out

Women may be able to fake orgasms but I've faked whole relationships your move ladies

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By *xyzptlk088Man
over a year ago

Galway


"A conversation about orgasms came up during my last girls night out and I was surprised to hear that most of friends fake an orgasm regularly. I use to do it but gave up on it because it wasnt helping my sex life.

Just wondering what your thoughts are...do guys notice? Can you tell the difference between a fake and real orgasm?

never mind the orgasms

BATMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Judying by your pictures, you could be batman! "

well as long as I'm not the flash

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By *s LollyWoman
over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

I'm so guilty of faking....

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By *kmanMan
over a year ago

Letterkenny


"I'm so guilty of faking...."

Let me see it....

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By *s LollyWoman
over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...


"I'm so guilty of faking....

Let me see it.... "

Anytime!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Women may be able to fake orgasms but I've faked whole relationships your move ladies "

At least the women only wasted 5 minutes of their own time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I THINK that I would know. I certainly hope that anybody I am with wouldn't bother faking it - where would be the point?

OP - I don't think YOU were faking it ...... but correct me if I am wrong

I couldnt fake that leg quivering....those orgasms were 100% real "

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By *arfield 69Man
over a year ago

lurgan near Belfast


"I'm at an age where if he's not hitting the spot I'll tell him or show him. ... "

We need all the help we can get !!!

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By *arfield 69Man
over a year ago

lurgan near Belfast

Think if she reaches for her vibrator you aint hitting the spot pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If she keeps chatting to her friend on the phone or is polishing her nails as you give it your all.

Then she's probably going to fake it!

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By *inale.xMan
over a year ago

Portadown

Can totally tell. Love that feeling. I'm not smug enough to say ladies always orgasm with me but the only times the haven't is when they haven't been committed to the act from the start.

If I'm in a selfish mood I'll use it to satisfy myself.

Girls are all so different though - I think how you orgasm is as different as your voice.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Think if she reaches for her vibrator you aint hitting the spot pmsl"

If she has one i encourage her for us to use it together! Im not afraid of them!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I always ask what a woman likes and point out its OK tell me if she thinks I should do something differently.

I'm pretty good at what I do(I thinks) but every woman's buttons are different and the easiest way find them is by making her feel comfortable helping you find them

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