FabSwingers.com forum: Chat up line on fab best and worse

By *BelfastGuy OP Man
over a year ago

Belfast

What are the best and worse chat up lines that have been used on fab?

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By *eanontiWoman
over a year ago

Limerick

I only sent you the friend request so I could see your pics. Not because I wanted to meet you.

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By *orguyMan
over a year ago

Tuam

"I only sent you the friend request so I could see your pics. Not because I wanted to meet you."

At least I was honest

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By *ohndunboyneMan
over a year ago

Dunboyne & Dublin

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By *ohndunboyneMan
over a year ago

Dunboyne & Dublin

"I only sent you the friend request so I could see your pics. Not because I wanted to meet you.

At least I was honest

Perving C! Is there not enough pics on Fab for ya

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By *orguyMan
over a year ago

Tuam

"I only sent you the friend request so I could see your pics. Not because I wanted to meet you.

At least I was honest

Perving C! Is there not enough pics on Fab for ya

It was just for research purposes John...

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By *ohndunboyneMan
over a year ago

Dunboyne & Dublin

"I only sent you the friend request so I could see your pics. Not because I wanted to meet you.

At least I was honest

Perving C! Is there not enough pics on Fab for ya

It was just for research purposes John...

I'd say the same but everyone knows I'm just a pervy decker!

Not a pic collector though, those guys are weirdos

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By *orguyMan
over a year ago

Tuam

"I only sent you the friend request so I could see your pics. Not because I wanted to meet you.

At least I was honest

Perving C! Is there not enough pics on Fab for ya

It was just for research purposes John...

I'd say the same but everyone knows I'm just a pervy decker!

Not a pic collector though, those guys are weirdos

See they all know I'm neither

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By *BelfastGuy OP Man
over a year ago

Belfast

"I only sent you the friend request so I could see your pics. Not because I wanted to meet you.

At least I was honest

Perving C! Is there not enough pics on Fab for ya

It was just for research purposes John...

I'd say the same but everyone knows I'm just a pervy decker!

Not a pic collector though, those guys are weirdos

See they all know I'm neither

Is that not what hot pics is for is that not enough?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hate

"I'd love to bring you dogging"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hi"

Definitely the worst

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Worse messages were..

1. Just a moblie number nothing else..

2. A guy from the UK asked me was i on the pill..

3. Young guy from limerick sent me a message say.. if you were my mum i'd fuck you everday.. . Cringe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I need a full length pic in case your fat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I need a full length pic in case your fat

Haha this is the best one!!!!

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By *09309309Woman
over a year ago

Dublin

"I need a full length pic in case your fat

hahaha!!! Story of my life

This has made my day. I can go back to bed now, hahaha!!

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By *ord Willy McFuck-BucketMan
over a year ago

newcastle

I once got a 2 word message from a well verified woman, it just said "cock size?" , brief and to the point no other words were needed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Worse messages were..

1. Just a moblie number nothing else..

2. A guy from the UK asked me was i on the pill..

3. Young guy from limerick sent me a message say.. if you were my mum i'd fuck you everday.. . Cringe"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I once got a 2 word message from a well verified woman, it just said "cock size?" , brief and to the point no other words were needed "

I got that from a couple sent back big enough lol

They blocked me

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By *eanontiWoman
over a year ago

Limerick

"I only sent you the friend request so I could see your pics. Not because I wanted to meet you.

At least I was honest

Thought you'd be sick of them by now

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By *eanontiWoman
over a year ago

Limerick

"I only sent you the friend request so I could see your pics. Not because I wanted to meet you.

At least I was honest

Perving C! Is there not enough pics on Fab for ya

It was just for research purposes John...

I'd say the same but everyone knows I'm just a pervy decker!

Not a pic collector though, those guys are weirdos

See they all know I'm neither

No you never collect pics

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some arse on u.... could eat my dinner off it

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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of

"Some arse on u.... could eat my dinner off it

Did you go for it?

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By *ohndunboyneMan
over a year ago

Dunboyne & Dublin

"Some arse on u.... could eat my dinner off it

Ooh! What's on the menu? Just in case I fancy a nibble myself

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By *ohndunboyneMan
over a year ago

Dunboyne & Dublin

Surely the worst line on Fab is "Not Meeting"

Just hide your feckin profile then, if you really mean it

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By *elvetGuyMan
over a year ago

Dublin

"Some arse on u.... could eat my dinner off it

Ooh! What's on the menu? Just in case I fancy a nibble myself

Assparagus

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By *ohndunboyneMan
over a year ago

Dunboyne & Dublin

"Some arse on u.... could eat my dinner off it

Ooh! What's on the menu? Just in case I fancy a nibble myself

Assparagus

And there goes the oral happy ending

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By *lippery-when-wet-180Woman
over a year ago

South Dub

"Surely the worst line on Fab is "Not Meeting"

Just hide your feckin profile then, if you really mean it

I have not meeting in mine but I can’t hide cause of the m&g

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Some arse on u.... could eat my dinner off it

Did you go for it?

Politely passed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Some arse on u.... could eat my dinner off it

Ooh! What's on the menu? Just in case I fancy a nibble myself

Fillet steak

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By *ohndunboyneMan
over a year ago

Dunboyne & Dublin

"Some arse on u.... could eat my dinner off it

Ooh! What's on the menu? Just in case I fancy a nibble myself

Fillet steak

Excellent! No knives required and I'll just add a little horseradish

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By *lippery-when-wet-180Woman
over a year ago

South Dub

"Some arse on u.... could eat my dinner off it

Ooh! What's on the menu? Just in case I fancy a nibble myself

Fillet steak

Excellent! No knives required and I'll just add a little horseradish

I prefer pepper sauce with a steak, creamy and hot

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By *ohndunboyneMan
over a year ago

Dunboyne & Dublin

"Some arse on u.... could eat my dinner off it

Ooh! What's on the menu? Just in case I fancy a nibble myself

Fillet steak

Excellent! No knives required and I'll just add a little horseradish

I prefer pepper sauce with a steak, creamy and hot

Love pepper sauce! With a little chilli

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Some arse on u.... could eat my dinner off it

Ooh! What's on the menu? Just in case I fancy a nibble myself

Fillet steak

Excellent! No knives required and I'll just add a little horseradish

I prefer pepper sauce with a steak, creamy and hot

Yes

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By *lippery-when-wet-180Woman
over a year ago

South Dub

"Some arse on u.... could eat my dinner off it

Ooh! What's on the menu? Just in case I fancy a nibble myself

Fillet steak

Excellent! No knives required and I'll just add a little horseradish

I prefer pepper sauce with a steak, creamy and hot

Yes

It’s yummy

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By *easingTimMan
over a year ago

Loughlinstown

Sent to me by a guy

"I know that your straight, but how about I suck your dick while you enjoy watching your fav porn?"

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By *ohndunboyneMan
over a year ago

Dunboyne & Dublin

"Some arse on u.... could eat my dinner off it

Ooh! What's on the menu? Just in case I fancy a nibble myself

Fillet steak

Excellent! No knives required and I'll just add a little horseradish

I prefer pepper sauce with a steak, creamy and hot

Yes

It’s yummy

JohnDunboyne is currently researching the availability of pepper sauce flavoured condoms

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By *lippery-when-wet-180Woman
over a year ago

South Dub

"Some arse on u.... could eat my dinner off it

Ooh! What's on the menu? Just in case I fancy a nibble myself

Fillet steak

Excellent! No knives required and I'll just add a little horseradish

I prefer pepper sauce with a steak, creamy and hot

Yes

It’s yummy

JohnDunboyne is currently researching the availability of pepper sauce flavoured condoms

Ah sure just dip into the sauce

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By *lippery-when-wet-180Woman
over a year ago

South Dub

Sent to me by a guy

"I know that your straight, but how about I suck your dick while you enjoy watching your fav porn?"

Now Tim why wouldn’t ya

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By *ohndunboyneMan
over a year ago

Dunboyne & Dublin

"Some arse on u.... could eat my dinner off it

Ooh! What's on the menu? Just in case I fancy a nibble myself

Fillet steak

Excellent! No knives required and I'll just add a little horseradish

I prefer pepper sauce with a steak, creamy and hot

Yes

It’s yummy

JohnDunboyne is currently researching the availability of pepper sauce flavoured condoms

Ah sure just dip into the sauce

Works for me but the only worry is you'd mistake it for the steak and bite down

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By *easingTimMan
over a year ago

Loughlinstown

Sent to me by a guy

"I know that your straight, but how about I suck your dick while you enjoy watching your fav porn?"

Now Tim why wouldn’t ya"

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Hey, a good blowie is a good blowie!

Unfortunately, I didn't realise that then

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