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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

So guys and gals tell me about the worst chat up like Ye have received on here?

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By *ORDERMANMan
over a year ago

wrexham

Tell a woman you know her surname...

It's Jacob's... Coz she's a right cracker..

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Hahaha please tell me you didn’t use that

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan


"So guys and gals tell me about the worst chat up like Ye have received on here? "

I had a message from a fella here telling me that he'd like to suck my cock and that if I closed my eyes I wouldn't know he was a man.

Smooth line. It nearly turned me. Then I told Fooey to feck off!

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By *iktikiCouple
over a year ago

cork


"So guys and gals tell me about the worst chat up like Ye have received on here?

I had a message from a fella here telling me that he'd like to suck my cock and that if I closed my eyes I wouldn't know he was a man.

Smooth line. It nearly turned me. Then I told Fooey to feck off!

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

sheffield

I once was asked to meet this guy who wanted me to tape my cock up so he couldn’t see it so he could fuck me like he does his wife as he wasn’t gay and didn’t want to fuck another bloke told him to go back to his wife

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By *aid backMan
over a year ago

by a lake with my rod out

Does this smell like chloroform to you?

Get in the van!

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By *09309309Woman
over a year ago

Dublin

Any message that starts with hey beautiful, gorgeous, cutie. They don't know what I look like. I could look like a fucking Yeti

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Does this smell like chloroform to you?

Get in the van! "

beat me to it, though you have to remember to have a cloth handy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ypu must be a lie because I can't believe my eyes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't like any chat up lines I prefer smooth talkers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Omg you are absolutely stunning I can't believe your here .

Like u can't even see my face ffs and ye prob told every woman ye see that just be more realistic with your approach I'm a chubby short girl from Dublin haha

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By *09309309Woman
over a year ago

Dublin


"Omg you are absolutely stunning I can't believe your here .

Like u can't even see my face ffs and ye prob told every woman ye see that just be more realistic with your approach I'm a chubby short girl from Dublin haha "

You are singing my song girl!! Nothing irritates me more haha!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Omg you are absolutely stunning I can't believe your here .

Like u can't even see my face ffs and ye prob told every woman ye see that just be more realistic with your approach I'm a chubby short girl from Dublin haha

You are singing my song girl!! Nothing irritates me more haha! "

I think we are supposed to swoon and fall into the bed haha

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

sheffield

OMG. I’ve just had th best yet. Guy messages me saying he wants to finger me. Says he’s going to split me open with his finger. Not fingers and that I’m not going to be able to sit down for a week. I replied if your finger is that big I’d go to doctors as you’ve obviously got some sort of infection that I really don’t want to catch.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I once was asked to meet this guy who wanted me to tape my cock up so he couldn’t see it so he could fuck me like he does his wife as he wasn’t gay and didn’t want to fuck another bloke told him to go back to his wife "

Funny you say that I had a guy jus last night wanted to meet me to basically milk me like a cow. I said I’d give him the benefit of the doubt in case he didn’t read my profile to tell him that I’m straight. So I looked up his profile and saw that he was straight also so I asked him if he was straight he said yes so then I asked why do you want to milk me he said close your eyes and think I’m a woman I said what’s the point in that if I’m straight. You don’t know wat your missing he replied. It was a merry go round he’s straight but wants to milk me. People should really read others profiles before messaging lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My worst was ‘do you work in subway cos you just gave me a foot long’

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By *igBlondeDommeWoman
over a year ago

middle of nowhere


"My worst was ‘do you work in subway cos you just gave me a foot long’ "

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By *09309309Woman
over a year ago

Dublin


"My worst was ‘do you work in subway cos you just gave me a foot long’ "

HAHAHA!! That is pretty funny though. Wouldn't work at all, but I'd be laughing as I walked away

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My worst was ‘do you work in subway cos you just gave me a foot long’ "

Sowie

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

sheffield


"I once was asked to meet this guy who wanted me to tape my cock up so he couldn’t see it so he could fuck me like he does his wife as he wasn’t gay and didn’t want to fuck another bloke told him to go back to his wife

Funny you say that I had a guy jus last night wanted to meet me to basically milk me like a cow. I said I’d give him the benefit of the doubt in case he didn’t read my profile to tell him that I’m straight. So I looked up his profile and saw that he was straight also so I asked him if he was straight he said yes so then I asked why do you want to milk me he said close your eyes and think I’m a woman I said what’s the point in that if I’m straight. You don’t know wat your missing he replied. It was a merry go round he’s straight but wants to milk me. People should really read others profiles before messaging lol"

Ha ha. The old straight but bi but straight profile. I do cringe

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By *arry and AnnCouple
over a year ago

Louth


"Does this smell like chloroform to you?

Get in the van! "

Brilliant

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By *igBlondeDommeWoman
over a year ago

middle of nowhere

"I want to stick it in you. "

What I don't know. Maybe his ickle penis.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I get a lot of "riddle me this" type messages.

I want to lick you dry.

I'd ride you into next week.

I wish I was your bath water.

Feck knows how to reply to those.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This line is super cheesy and normally wouldn’t work on me, but the guy was super hot so...

I’ve lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you instead?

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By *09309309Woman
over a year ago

Dublin


"This line is super cheesy and normally wouldn’t work on me, but the guy was super hot so...

I’ve lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you instead? "

Oh you didn't!!! That's a bad one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This line is super cheesy and normally wouldn’t work on me, but the guy was super hot so...

I’ve lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you instead?

Oh you didn't!!! That's a bad one "

I know, it’s the worst

He wasn’t though...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This line is super cheesy and normally wouldn’t work on me, but the guy was super hot so...

I’ve lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you instead?

Oh you didn't!!! That's a bad one

I know, it’s the worst

He wasn’t though... "
really cheesy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This line is super cheesy and normally wouldn’t work on me, but the guy was super hot so...

I’ve lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you instead?

Oh you didn't!!! That's a bad one

I know, it’s the worst

He wasn’t though... really cheesy "

A bit of cheese never killed anyone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

wanna go halfs on a bastid or a council house

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