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Knows their way around a mans/woman’s body..
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"Where to freaking start . Treat with respect ... Till next time ( never going to happen) Amazing bj .. really is there such thing as a bad one Genuine lady ... well I'm not a plastic doll . . I'll think of more "I have to stop you there Sally! There is certainly such a thing as a bad bj haha I have been on the receiving end more than once  | |||
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"Where to freaking start . Treat with respect ... Till next time ( never going to happen) Amazing bj .. really is there such thing as a bad one Genuine lady ... well I'm not a plastic doll . . I'll think of more "Yes there is definitely such thing as a bad bj.  | |||
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"Where to freaking start . Treat with respect ... Till next time ( never going to happen) Amazing bj .. really is there such thing as a bad one Genuine lady ... well I'm not a plastic doll . . I'll think of more "This really did make me lol so true tho in a lot of cases x | |||
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"Where to freaking start . Treat with respect ... Till next time ( never going to happen) Amazing bj .. really is there such thing as a bad one Genuine lady ... well I'm not a plastic doll . . I'll think of more
Yes there is definitely such thing as a bad bj. "Agree..had the unpleasant experience of a bj that felt like she was trying to suck a golf ball through a garden hose..genuinely had a quick feel to see if my Johnson's were still in the bag  | |||
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"Also 'Professional'. You could be a professional con-artist for all I know." A professional pain in the ass, some of them  | |||
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"Also 'Professional'. You could be a professional con-artist for all I know. A professional pain in the ass, some of them "Bit more lube..be grand  | |||
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"Bring your A game. I don't know if I even have an A game "The B game is close enough for me | |||
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"Apparently "easy on the eye" suggests "can't string two words together" which shocked me "Ive read some 'easy on the eye' veris and after meeting them Im nearly sure it means 'not good looking at all' lol  | |||
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"Where to freaking start . Treat with respect ... Till next time ( never going to happen) Amazing bj .. really is there such thing as a bad one Genuine lady ... well I'm not a plastic doll . . I'll think of more
I have to stop you there Sally!
There is certainly such a thing as a bad bj haha I have been on the receiving end more than once "See as my veris say I give an amazing bj so I wouldn't understand how a bad one could be given  | |||
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"Apparently "easy on the eye" suggests "can't string two words together" which shocked me "Lol ... your so easy on the eye | |||
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"Where to freaking start . Treat with respect ... Till next time ( never going to happen) Amazing bj .. really is there such thing as a bad one Genuine lady ... well I'm not a plastic doll . . I'll think of more
Yes there is definitely such thing as a bad bj.
Agree..had the unpleasant experience of a bj that felt like she was trying to suck a golf ball through a garden hose..genuinely had a quick feel to see if my Johnson's were still in the bag "Psml ... the picture in my head | |||
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"Apparently "easy on the eye" suggests "can't string two words together" which shocked me
Ive read some 'easy on the eye' veris and after meeting them Im nearly sure it means 'not good looking at all' lol "Or blind? | |||
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""Won't go into details...." but then goes on to say "...best bj ever, fucked her real good in the ass and pussy that tastes like honey....Don't mess her about."" That's my other big gripe. .. don't mess her about !!! I don't need a guy telling others what for ... I'll do that myself !! Mess me about if you dare | |||
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"Apparently "easy on the eye" suggests "can't string two words together" which shocked me
Ive read some 'easy on the eye' veris and after meeting them Im nearly sure it means 'not good looking at all' lol
Or blind?"Im.thinking they must be blind if they think they are easy on the eye | |||
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"Where to freaking start . Treat with respect ... Till next time ( never going to happen) Amazing bj .. really is there such thing as a bad one Genuine lady ... well I'm not a plastic doll . . I'll think of more
I have to stop you there Sally!
There is certainly such a thing as a bad bj haha I have been on the receiving end more than once
See as my veris say I give an amazing bj so I wouldn't understand how a bad one could be given "When a bad one is given it’s usually involves too much teeth and the foreskin being pulled back to far,it’s fucken horrible | |||
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"WTF is an A game.???? " Bring it and Il show you | |||
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"I’m a professional, it really pisses me off what is a professional these days " I hate the term professional on here | |||
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"WTF is an A game.???? Bring it and Il show you "Tell me what it is and I'll pack it and bring it. | |||
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of course he is that's his missus legs ur pounding away between | |||
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"Mr is a sound guy of course he is that's his missus legs ur pounding away between "This made me laugh | |||
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"Bring your A game. I don't know if I even have an A game
The B game is close enough for me "That'll do, pig. That'll do | |||
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"I’m a professional, it really pisses me off what is a professional these days " Or a professional What? | |||
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"Bring your A game. I don't know if I even have an A game
The B game is close enough for me
That'll do, pig. That'll do "Hahahahaha... I nearly cho*ed there. That's too graphic for most on fab... As he grunts of to rest. | |||
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"Bring your A game. I don't know if I even have an A game
The B game is close enough for me
That'll do, pig. That'll do
Hahahahaha... I nearly cho*ed there.
That's too graphic for most on fab... As he grunts of to rest."I was hoping you'd get it | |||
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"He/She had me cumming in seconds....  "Yeah and she didn't write you a verification back ... wonder why | |||
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"He/She had me cumming in seconds.... "I prefer condoms myself | |||
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"He/She had me cumming in seconds....
Yeah and she didn't write you a verification back ... wonder why "Fs that explains it  | |||
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"He/She had me cumming in seconds....
Yeah and she didn't write you a verification back ... wonder why
Fs that explains it "You may hold on a wee bit longer | |||
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"He/She had me cumming in seconds....
Yeah and she didn't write you a verification back ... wonder why
Fs that explains it
You may hold on a wee bit longer "I shall, maybe it'll appear | |||
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"He/She had me cumming in seconds....
Yeah and she didn't write you a verification back ... wonder why " | |||
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"He/She had me cumming in seconds....
Yeah and she didn't write you a verification back ... wonder why " | |||
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"Treat her with respect and reap the rewards... ehhhhh ??????? " Seriously? That's creepy at best. | |||
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"Sucked my cock like a champion and didn't spill a drop. Treat her right. Seen a few like this. " Holy cowbells and someone posted this !!! | |||
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probably a lot of it is made up bullshit | |||
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"I am not an English native speaker. Even though I have been told I have good English for native speakers --- saying I am 'quite articulate' sounds offensive, if I was not able to put subject-verb-complement in the same sentence --- I still struggle with the subtleties and ability to read between the lines in my second foreign language. I received a complaint about a one-line verification to someone I could give more than few words of compliments. I copied and pasted my first profile bio because I didn't know how to keep the shitty men away. Put yourselves in the others shoes before complaining about hollow-sounding sentences because even between you, native speakers, it is easy to notice when you don't have a good level of literacy." . Yeah ok I think you kinda took that up wrong,I was just saying that it’s so descriptive and detailed it looks like it’s come straight out of a book,I wasn’t complaining I was just throwing my two cents in ,anyway it was a joke,not a very good one obviously  | |||
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"Rode me like a roller coaster" You see very descriptive | |||
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""She took it like a proper slut " Like WTF !!!" What goldie maybe his wallet | |||
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""She took it like a proper slut " Like WTF !!! What goldie maybe his wallet " Lmao !! | |||
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"Where to freaking start . Treat with respect ... Till next time ( never going to happen) Amazing bj .. really is there such thing as a bad one Genuine lady ... well I'm not a plastic doll . . I'll think of more "Sally there is definitely such thing as a bad bj. | |||
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"Where to freaking start . Treat with respect ... Till next time ( never going to happen) Amazing bj .. really is there such thing as a bad one Genuine lady ... well I'm not a plastic doll . . I'll think of more
Sally there is definitely such thing as a bad bj. "Yes I've been informed of my misinformation | |||
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"Rode me like a roller coaster" Like words from Shakespeare | |||
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"Where to freaking start . Treat with respect ... Till next time ( never going to happen) Amazing bj .. really is there such thing as a bad one Genuine lady ... well I'm not a plastic doll . . I'll think of more
Sally there is definitely such thing as a bad bj.
Yes I've been informed of my misinformation "Some it's like sticking cock in cheese grater. I must clarify I have not actually had relations with a cheese grater however. | |||
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"Where to freaking start . Treat with respect ... Till next time ( never going to happen) Amazing bj .. really is there such thing as a bad one Genuine lady ... well I'm not a plastic doll . . I'll think of more
Sally there is definitely such thing as a bad bj.
Yes I've been informed of my misinformation
Some it's like sticking cock in cheese grater. I must clarify I have not actually had relations with a cheese grater however."I have no cock but I crossed my legs at that statement | |||
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"She could suck the chrome off a ball hitch." Must be expensive ball hitches up your way sally mine is made of steel | |||
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"She could suck the chrome off a ball hitch. Must be expensive ball hitches up your way sally mine is made of steel" The ball hitch would only be plated | |||
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"She could suck start a combine harvester "Pmsl .... what could you say | |||
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"She could suck start a combine harvester
Pmsl .... what could you say "That was what a country lad I worked with used it say,cracked up when I first heard it | |||
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"Mr is a sound guy of course he is that's his missus legs ur pounding away between " | |||
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"She could suck start a combine harvester "lmao best one ive heard | |||
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""Exceeds all ecpectations".....either they weren't expecting much or not had much."  | |||
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"Mr is a sound guy of course he is that's his missus legs ur pounding away between "Agree CJ, because you know I’m a prick, but every guy we meet thinks I’m sound | |||
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"Where to freaking start . Treat with respect ... Till next time ( never going to happen) Amazing bj .. really is there such thing as a bad one Genuine lady ... well I'm not a plastic doll . . I'll think of more "Yes there is a bad BJ believe me when there's a human/piranha hybrid making shredded chicken of your todger you know what a bad BJ is. | |||
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"She could suck start a combine harvester
lmao best one ive heard "It’s a cracker alright ,he used to come out with some beauts”they’re was another lad we worked with who was pretty shit at the job and very slow Your started calling him bungalow ,I said “why u calling him bungalow “and he says “because there’s fucken nothing upstairs “ | |||
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"Where to freaking start . Treat with respect ... Till next time ( never going to happen) Amazing bj .. really is there such thing as a bad one Genuine lady ... well I'm not a plastic doll . . I'll think of more
Yes there is a bad BJ believe me when there's a human/piranha hybrid making shredded chicken of your todger you know what a bad BJ is."I'm going to be much more mindful of my bjs from now on ...don't want to be a human piranha | |||
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"She could suck start a combine harvester
Pmsl .... what could you say
That was what a country lad I worked with used it say,cracked up when I first heard it"It's freeking funny | |||
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"She could suck start a combine harvester
lmao best one ive heard
It’s a cracker alright ,he used to come out with some beauts”they’re was another lad we worked with who was pretty shit at the job and very slow
Your started calling him bungalow ,I said “why u calling him bungalow “and he says “because there’s fucken nothing upstairs “ " | |||
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"She could suck start a combine harvester
lmao best one ive heard
It’s a cracker alright ,he used to come out with some beauts”they’re was another lad we worked with who was pretty shit at the job and very slow
Your started calling him bungalow ,I said “why u calling him bungalow “and he says “because there’s fucken nothing upstairs “ "i actually burst out laughing brillant | |||
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"She could suck start a combine harvester
lmao best one ive heard
It’s a cracker alright ,he used to come out with some beauts”they’re was another lad we worked with who was pretty shit at the job and very slow
Your started calling him bungalow ,I said “why u calling him bungalow “and he says “because there’s fucken nothing upstairs “
i actually burst out laughing brillant "Ah the chap was comedy gold | |||
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"She could suck start a combine harvester
lmao best one ive heard
It’s a cracker alright ,he used to come out with some beauts”they’re was another lad we worked with who was pretty shit at the job and very slow
Your started calling him bungalow ,I said “why u calling him bungalow “and he says “because there’s fucken nothing upstairs “
i actually burst out laughing brillant
Ah the chap was comedy gold "ah to funny never a dull moment im sure | |||
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"She could suck start a combine harvester
lmao best one ive heard
It’s a cracker alright ,he used to come out with some beauts”they’re was another lad we worked with who was pretty shit at the job and very slow
Your started calling him bungalow ,I said “why u calling him bungalow “and he says “because there’s fucken nothing upstairs “
i actually burst out laughing brillant
Ah the chap was comedy gold
ah to funny never a dull moment im sure "Na not with floating around,he was good value | |||
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"Where to freaking start . I have to stop you there Sally! There is certainly such a thing as a bad bj haha I have been on the receiving end more than once "My eyes water everytime i think of one lady who had a habit of biting and leaving her teeth marks on my poor todger | |||
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"not a verification but when people reply with the word "this" to a post they may agree with grinds my gears,it's unoriginal and lazy." this | |||
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"not a verification but when people reply with the word "this" to a post they may agree with grinds my gears,it's unoriginal and lazy. this" That | |||
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"not a verification but when people reply with the word "this" to a post they may agree with grinds my gears,it's unoriginal and lazy. this That "still a million times better than "this" | |||
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"not a verification but when people reply with the word "this" to a post they may agree with grinds my gears,it's unoriginal and lazy. this" THIS couldn't resist sorry | |||
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"not a verification but when people reply with the word "this" to a post they may agree with grinds my gears,it's unoriginal and lazy. this THIS couldn't resist sorry "OMG you're such a stalker | |||
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"Where to freaking start . Treat with respect ... Till next time ( never going to happen) Amazing bj .. really is there such thing as a bad one Genuine lady ... well I'm not a plastic doll . . I'll think of more
Yes there is a bad BJ believe me when there's a human/piranha hybrid making shredded chicken of your todger you know what a bad BJ is.
I'm going to be much more mindful of my bjs from now on ...don't want to be a human piranha "We don't mind a sensual wee nibble mind | |||
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"Where to freaking start . Treat with respect ... Till next time ( never going to happen) Amazing bj .. really is there such thing as a bad one Genuine lady ... well I'm not a plastic doll . . I'll think of more
Yes there is a bad BJ believe me when there's a human/piranha hybrid making shredded chicken of your todger you know what a bad BJ is.
I'm going to be much more mindful of my bjs from now on ...don't want to be a human piranha
We don't mind a sensual wee nibble mind "This
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"not a verification but when people reply with the word "this" to a post they may agree with grinds my gears,it's unoriginal and lazy. this THIS couldn't resist sorry
OMG you're such a stalker "Me neverrrrrrrrrrrrrr | |||
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"Where to freaking start . Treat with respect ... Till next time ( never going to happen) Amazing bj .. really is there such thing as a bad one Genuine lady ... well I'm not a plastic doll . . I'll think of more
Yes there is a bad BJ believe me when there's a human/piranha hybrid making shredded chicken of your todger you know what a bad BJ is.
I'm going to be much more mindful of my bjs from now on ...don't want to be a human piranha
We don't mind a sensual wee nibble mind
This
See, it's all better with emojis "it's just a "this" on steroids | |||
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"not a verification but when people reply with the word "this" to a post they may agree with grinds my gears,it's unoriginal and lazy. this THIS couldn't resist sorry
OMG you're such a stalker
Me neverrrrrrrrrrrrrr "ok then get away from my bedroom window | |||
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"not a verification but when people reply with the word "this" to a post they may agree with grinds my gears,it's unoriginal and lazy. this" | |||
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"not a verification but when people reply with the word "this" to a post they may agree with grinds my gears,it's unoriginal and lazy." This | |||
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"Where to freaking start . Treat with respect ... Till next time ( never going to happen) Amazing bj .. really is there such thing as a bad one Genuine lady ... well I'm not a plastic doll . . I'll think of more
Yes there is a bad BJ believe me when there's a human/piranha hybrid making shredded chicken of your todger you know what a bad BJ is.
I'm going to be much more mindful of my bjs from now on ...don't want to be a human piranha
We don't mind a sensual wee nibble mind
This
See, it's all better with emojis "That | |||
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"not a verification but when people reply with the word "this" to a post they may agree with grinds my gears,it's unoriginal and lazy." | |||
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"I know it was said before but .. treat her with respect. Why o why write it at all" Because some just know better then others | |||
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""Knows her way around a cock "-it's not rocket science ffs "There are plenty who don't though. By the same token there are men who need a twat nav also | |||
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