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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Creme eggs they are back!!!

How do you eat yours???

I nibble the top and then stick my tongue right in making sure I get it all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They make me want to puke

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By *verage Joe BlackMan
over a year ago

Border Area


"They make me want to puke "

Sacrilege..!! Go rinse your mouth out ... with diluted creme egg juice..!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"They make me want to puke "

Agreed, they're fucking disgusting

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By *auraLucyLuLuWoman
over a year ago

Dublin

I think they're too sweet.

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By *ackandsashaCouple
over a year ago

West Dublin

Meh. I think they are over rated.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They are so nice! Although not as nice as they use to be since they changed there ingredients..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m hearing there are white chocolate ones this year mmmmmmm

I always nibble the top off and then give the bottom half a good lick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm here watching operation transformation, and your talking about cream eggs

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By *verage Joe BlackMan
over a year ago

Border Area

Creme eggs are not your usual confectionery item. They can’t be treated in the same way as a normal chocolate bar; they are unique and have to be treated with care, intelligence, passion and creativity. They need to be seduced.

In fab terms, they are not a quick fuck with a 20 yr old who only wants to do missionary, like other sweets. They are the elusive experienced swinger that everyone wants to try but is afraid to; they are the classy profile who oozes confidence and sex appeal, and that physical body that is dead centre bullseye on your attraction spectrum.

The need to be teased. Seduced. Convinced. Covered in foreplay and brought to the edge of ecstasy in 10’different ways before exploding in a taste experience that leaves you light headed, breathless, endorphins racing and exhausted.

If you can’t handle it, stick to missionary...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *eductively_SweetWoman
over a year ago

wexford


"Creme eggs they are back!!!

How do you eat yours???

I nibble the top and then stick my tongue right in making sure I get it all

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so this every time yum

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm here watching operation transformation, and your talking about cream eggs "

I'm recording it so I can eat it in peace

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hate them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm here watching operation transformation, and your talking about cream eggs

I'm recording it so I can eat it in peace "

oh enjoy so

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By *adrarfjordr VoyeurMan
over a year ago

Waterford

Haven't tried them since they started to use the cheap chocolate in them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Could never get a liking for them

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Well I completely enjoyed that with my cup of tea and glad to say it seems they have gone back to the old recipe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like to put them in the fridge for a while before eating

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well I completely enjoyed that with my cup of tea and glad to say it seems they have gone back to the old recipe "

Seriously??? I’m going to go get myself a 5 pack yummm

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By *verage Joe BlackMan
over a year ago

Border Area


"Could never get a liking for them"

I’m not surprised. You need to try a few first and the delivery van probably couldn’t find it’s way to Kildare...

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By *s LollyWoman
over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

Yuck yuck yuck yuck .....

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By *verage Joe BlackMan
over a year ago

Border Area


"Yuck yuck yuck yuck ....."

There was a cartoon character who used to laugh like that; you laughing at the previous comment...?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yuck yuck yuck yuck ....."

Your missing out....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Could never get a liking for them

I’m not surprised. You need to try a few first and the delivery van probably couldn’t find it’s way to Kildare... "

Reckon the delivery van has a better chance of finding me in kildare than he has of finding u in donegal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Now you can get them in white chocolate too. The struggle is real... I'm avoiding shops

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By *verage Joe BlackMan
over a year ago

Border Area


"Could never get a liking for them

I’m not surprised. You need to try a few first and the delivery van probably couldn’t find it’s way to Kildare...

Reckon the delivery van has a better chance of finding me in kildare than he has of finding u in donegal "

Now seriously: Donegal was used in the new Star Wars film - all he has to do is use the Force

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Could never get a liking for them

I’m not surprised. You need to try a few first and the delivery van probably couldn’t find it’s way to Kildare...

Reckon the delivery van has a better chance of finding me in kildare than he has of finding u in donegal

Now seriously: Donegal was used in the new Star Wars film - all he has to do is use the Force "

Haha did u not know part of braveheart was filmed in kildare

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By *verage Joe BlackMan
over a year ago

Border Area


"Could never get a liking for them

I’m not surprised. You need to try a few first and the delivery van probably couldn’t find it’s way to Kildare...

Reckon the delivery van has a better chance of finding me in kildare than he has of finding u in donegal

Now seriously: Donegal was used in the new Star Wars film - all he has to do is use the Force

Haha did u not know part of braveheart was filmed in kildare "

Unfortunately it never made it to the final film edit as the film crew couldn’t find their way back out of Kildare. They’re probably still driving around there now...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mr Cadbury and Miss Rowntree met on a double decker, it was after eight. She was from quality street, he was a fisherman's friend. On the way they stopped at a yorkie bar, he had a rum and butter, she had a wine gum.

He asked her name, Polo, im the one with the hole"she said" I'm the one with the nuts he thought! Then he touched her milky way. They checked into a hotel, and went straight to the bedroom. Mr Cadbury turned out the light for a bit of black magic, it wasn't long before he slipped his hand into her snickers and felt her cream egg, he fondled her flap jacks then he showed her his curly wurly and tic tacs.

Miss Rowntree wasn't keen to have any jelly babies. Mr Cadbury had a picnic in her.

Sadly he was soon to discover he had an sti, it turned out Miss Rowntree had been with bertie bassett who had allsorts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

5pack for £1.75 in Iceland

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By *verage Joe BlackMan
over a year ago

Border Area


"Mr Cadbury and Miss Rowntree met on a double decker, it was after eight. She was from quality street, he was a fisherman's friend. On the way they stopped at a yorkie bar, he had a rum and butter, she had a wine gum.

He asked her name, Polo, im the one with the hole"she said" I'm the one with the nuts he thought! Then he touched her milky way. They checked into a hotel, and went straight to the bedroom. Mr Cadbury turned out the light for a bit of black magic, it wasn't long before he slipped his hand into her snickers and felt her cream egg, he fondled her flap jacks then he showed her his curly wurly and tic tacs.

Miss Rowntree wasn't keen to have any jelly babies. Mr Cadbury had a picnic in her.

Sadly he was soon to discover he had an sti, it turned out Miss Rowntree had been with bertie bassett who had allsorts "

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