FabSwingers.com forum: Things that make you go nuts!

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

There's always that little thing that just drives you crackers.....like i saw a profile today....she's a stunner and i'm a year outside her age limits....

What small things drive you nuts?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There's always that little thing that just drives you crackers.....like i saw a profile today....she's a stunner and i'm a year outside her age limits....

What small things drive you nuts?

On fab? Lads mailing me for a meet when it's on my profile I don't want one

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By *igBlondeDommeWoman
over a year ago

middle of nowhere

"There's always that little thing that just drives you crackers.....like i saw a profile today....she's a stunner and i'm a year outside her age limits....

What small things drive you nuts?

On fab? Lads mailing me for a meet when it's on my profile I don't want one

This ^^

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lads asking does any if my friends want to join us. Clearly states on my profile im straight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Being a Crossdresser and classed as a different sex on here X i think that should be left for those who want to be classed as a certain gender of their choosing xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

South here Perving.... sorry admiring some really sexy ladies & gents and being turned off by the state of the mess of the rooms behind them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My profile getting a fair degree of traffic - sometimes repeat views ..... but not one wink, fab or message.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who don't like slim, short, beardy men, in their 40's

But seriously.. The message system here if you are not a site supporter.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On fab? Lads mailing me for a meet when it's on my profile I don't want one

I have same with women from time to time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On fab definitely people asking to meet, when it clearly states I'm not meeting

In life, people with no manners. In particular if I hold the door open for someone and they walk in with no "thanks". That drives me crackers! That's just basic manners

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By *igBlondeDommeWoman
over a year ago

middle of nowhere

I'm not a fan of profiles pics of the person having sex with someone... leaves nothing to the imagination. It's a no no puts me right off.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Men who mail and say ‘you’re hot’.... for all they know I’ve a face that would stop a clock! I could never decide if I found someone attractive unless I’ve seen their face.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Profiles lacking information or photos .... Or on FAB more than a year without a recent verification.

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By *oxyvixen99Woman
over a year ago

Newtownabbey

Fill in later

Just ask

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Men who mail and say ‘you’re hot’.... for all they know I’ve a face that would stop a clock! I could never decide if I found someone attractive unless I’ve seen their face. "

I've seen your face. It stop my ticker too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"People who don't like slim, short, beardy men, in their 40's

But seriously.. The message system here if you are not a site supporter. "

Height doesnt matter when you flat on ur back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"People who don't like slim, short, beardy men, in their 40's

But seriously.. The message system here if you are not a site supporter.

Height doesnt matter when you flat on ur back

Ha! True words indeed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Women who have on their profile, Not looking to meet

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By *Belfast_FellaMan
over a year ago

belfast

Being a year outside limits. Not being able to contact because I'm not a site supporter. Don't get me wrong, people are perfectly entitled to set their settings and preferences as they choose; it's just a little frustrating at times.

On the other hand, getting messages from people who haven't read a profile is pretty infuriating too.

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By *aythekiddMan
over a year ago

Carlow

Immaturity on the forums, you know the kind of passive aggressive comment that tries to make out its above an argument but still makes a petty insult or remark

That and groups of teenagers who walk like 5 abreast at a snails pace in town....like come kid I'm late for a fab meet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Men who send dicky first messages saying things like

"Do you want to meet me and four of my friends in our hotel room"

Like Im going to land up to a room with 5 men I've never met

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By *s LollyWoman
over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

Profile pic of him having sex with someone especially if he has no condom on or one with him getting a bj.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Men who mail and say ‘you’re hot’.... for all they know I’ve a face that would stop a clock! I could never decide if I found someone attractive unless I’ve seen their face. "

But you are

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not alot annoys me really

but if I had to pick....

Rudeness!!

here and in real life, no one should ever think they are above someone else.

Its nice to be nice

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By *ontbesillywrapyourwillyMan
over a year ago

Tipperary

"Not alot annoys me really

but if I had to pick....

Rudeness!!

here and in real life, no one should ever think they are above someone else.

Its nice to be nice

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that's why I'm nice always

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Getting away from fab pet hates...

This is my real pet hate...

I have to get the train to and from work 5 days a week...

So the train stops at your stop..

You press the green button for the door to open...

The doors open and before you have even lifted a foot to get off!!

People start trying to get on!!

Its bloody obvious if you let people off first then you can get on the train as room has been created !!

It drives me nuts !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Getting away from fab pet hates...

This is my real pet hate...

I have to get the train to and from work 5 days a week...

So the train stops at your stop..

You press the green button for the door to open...

The doors open and before you have even lifted a foot to get off!!

People start trying to get on!!

Its bloody obvious if you let people off first then you can get on the train as room has been created !!

It drives me nuts !! "

We are all trying to get on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"South here Perving.... sorry admiring some really sexy ladies & gents and being turned off by the state of the mess of the rooms behind them.

Haha yes! I take huge notice in backgrounds

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you buy a jumper and go to the till and the checkout person pulls the hanger through the neck of the jumper and stretches the neck.

Are you that fucking thick? Like really, how long have you worked in a clothing store? Is this your first fucking day? Don't you realise that by pulling a hanger through the neck of the jumper will fucking stretch it wider than Annabel Chong's pussy?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Noisy eaters ... I actually want to kill them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"South here Perving.... sorry admiring some really sexy ladies & gents and being turned off by the state of the mess of the rooms behind them.

Haha yes! I take huge notice in backgrounds

Px"

Oh crap I'm messy .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Getting away from fab pet hates...

This is my real pet hate...

I have to get the train to and from work 5 days a week...

So the train stops at your stop..

You press the green button for the door to open...

The doors open and before you have even lifted a foot to get off!!

People start trying to get on!!

Its bloody obvious if you let people off first then you can get on the train as room has been created !!

It drives me nuts !!

We are all trying to get on

Get on when people get off.!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who stand in newsagents reading magazines cover to cover

People who think it’s ok to take my window seat on a plane - newsflash it’s not

People who don’t take the foil off the top of the butter tub

People who always manage to avoid their round

People who treat waiting staff poorly. If ever you need to know someone’s true nature - how they treat a waiter or waitress will tell you

Jeez I could go on - it’s been one of those days

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When you buy a jumper and go to the till and the checkout person pulls the hanger through the neck of the jumper and stretches the neck.

It's good to vent

she was a high achiever..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The realisation that by and large we Irish are a right bunch of ignorant Neanderthals who have little respect for others or their property

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The realisation that by and large we Irish are a right bunch of ignorant Neanderthals who have little respect for others or their property

And there I was trying to paint myself in a positive light on the drop off thread, fuck the lot of yez

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"h are u"

"wat u up to"

"wat u into"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I ask you a question?"....

Eh you just did...and an annoying one at that.

Delete!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Smokers.

People that don't look after their health.

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By *verage Joe BlackMan
over a year ago

Border Area

"Men who send dicky first messages saying things like

"Do you want to meet me and four of my friends in our hotel room"

Like Im going to land up to a room with 5 men I've never met

Ah - so four is the magic number then..! Easily fixed for future admirers: just clarify on your profile text that 4 is your limit for random meets in hotel rooms with strangers.

There has been no charge for this advice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'I'm staying in the hotel tonight, would love to meet'. I'm not a fucking call girl!!! Find the yellow pages

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By *verage Joe BlackMan
over a year ago

Border Area

""Can I ask you a question?"....

Eh you just did...and an annoying one at that.

Delete! "

How about if they asked: “Can I ask you another question?”

That’s bound to move them up the scale from annoying to panty dropper...

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By *etergemmaCouple
over a year ago

South Dublin Area

Mmf or mfm?? Why is it then we have mff and mfm? Utter bollox

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"People who stand in newsagents reading magazines cover to cover

People who think it’s ok to take my window seat on a plane - newsflash it’s not

People who don’t take the foil off the top of the butter tub

People who always manage to avoid their round

People who treat waiting staff poorly. If ever you need to know someone’s true nature - how they treat a waiter or waitress will tell you

Jeez I could go on - it’s been one of those days

Haha number three is a pet peeve of mine too, it's just laziness along with putting empty cartons or containers back in the fridge!

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By *onbonsnaxMan
over a year ago

dublin

"Getting away from fab pet hates...

This is my real pet hate...

I have to get the train to and from work 5 days a week...

So the train stops at your stop..

You press the green button for the door to open...

The doors open and before you have even lifted a foot to get off!!

People start trying to get on!!

Its bloody obvious if you let people off first then you can get on the train as room has been created !!

It drives me nuts !! "

Same as drives me nuts on the train and luas 5 days a week

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By *onzo1880Man
over a year ago

Tyrone, Ireland

Rudeness

Drivers who don’t indicate (grrrr)

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By *exysam and StuartCouple
over a year ago

over the hills and far away

Non fab pet hate or maybe a phobia is loo roll put on the holder the wrong way, pull off sheet has to be to the front

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There's always that little thing that just drives you crackers.....like i saw a profile today....she's a stunner and i'm a year outside her age limits....

What small things drive you nuts?

On fab? Lads mailing me for a meet when it's on my profile I don't want one

guilty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"People who stand in newsagents reading magazines cover to cover

People who think it’s ok to take my window seat on a plane - newsflash it’s not

People who don’t take the foil off the top of the butter tub

People who always manage to avoid their round

People who treat waiting staff poorly. If ever you need to know someone’s true nature - how they treat a waiter or waitress will tell you

Jeez I could go on - it’s been one of those days

Haha number three is a pet peeve of mine too, it's just laziness along with putting empty cartons or containers back in the fridge!"

The empty cartons are there for the people that don't drink milk.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There's always that little thing that just drives you crackers.....like i saw a profile today....she's a stunner and i'm a year outside her age limits....

What small things drive you nuts?

On fab? Lads mailing me for a meet when it's on my profile I don't want one

guilty

I dragged you to a club - shurrup

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By *adame BWoman
over a year ago

C'est moi Boudoir

"Mmf or mfm?? Why is it then we have mff and mfm? Utter bollox

I didn't get the memo that it had changed either but was told recently that the different letter placement stands for the dynamics of play. As in mff = mf(couple) with extra female but more importantly MMF means bisexual males playing with a female so yes depending on the lettering placement - it could be a load of bollocks

MFM is a couple with an extra male

This is what I was told but not sure if it's accurate. Personally I wouldn't leave the dynamics of play down to the letters... I would make sure all were singing of the same hymn sheet

Madame B

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By *igBlondeDommeWoman
over a year ago

middle of nowhere

"Mmf or mfm?? Why is it then we have mff and mfm? Utter bollox

MFM is a couple with an extra male

This is what I was told but not sure if it's accurate. Personally I wouldn't leave the dynamics of play down to the letters... I would make sure all were singing of the same hymn sheet

Madame B"

I remember when it was just called a threesome. Ahhh those were the days.

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By *adame BWoman
over a year ago

C'est moi Boudoir

"Mmf or mfm?? Why is it then we have mff and mfm? Utter bollox

MFM is a couple with an extra male

This is what I was told but not sure if it's accurate. Personally I wouldn't leave the dynamics of play down to the letters... I would make sure all were singing of the same hymn sheet

Madame B

I remember when it was just called a threesome. Ahhh those were the days.

The good old days when you could just get on with it as opposed to spending the first half hour cracking the code to the national

jewels!

Madame B

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By *otLips 69Woman
over a year ago

Here or There

Sending an invite without so much as a hello or have you a face pic without sending their own first. Outside of here overtaking lane hoggers that drive slow on a motorway. People who haven’t the manners to say thank you. I could go on but wouldn’t want to bore you all.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Asking for a face pic when we haven't even chatted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who have non smoker on their profile and turn up smelling like a manky ashtray.

Men with long fingernails

Anyone with the inability to say please and thank you.

Those that message looking for face pics and nothing else.

And "You on kik?"

Oh I feel the floodgates might be opening for more.

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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of

When there's one unread message and it's buried under a pile of read messages and you have to delete a lot of read messages to get to it and when you finally get to it, it reads 'hi, how are things'. Grrrr!

Anyhow I did it, it's unread.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Non fab pet hate or maybe a phobia is loo roll put on the holder the wrong way, pull off sheet has to be to the front

I'd be happy enough if they actually replaced the loo roll

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