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"Is it just me or is it all very serious around here today lighten up folks.. let’s laugh our way through this dull Monday! Any jokes?? "its divorce day so shhhuuusshhh hard day on them  | |||
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"How do you know your wife is a good housekeeper? After the divorce she keeps the house " | |||
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"What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend??? Whipped is arse " | |||
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"What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend??? Whipped is arse "It took me a while but I got there | |||
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"What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend??? Whipped is arse
It took me a while but I got there "** penny drops** | |||
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"What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend??? Whipped is arse
It took me a while but I got there
** penny drops**"Was that her name | |||
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"What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend??? Whipped is arse
It took me a while but I got there
** penny drops**
Was that her name "Call her what you like haha | |||
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"What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend??? Whipped is arse
It took me a while but I got there
** penny drops**
Was that her name
Call her what you like haha"Diahhorea  | |||
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"What do you call a fish with eyes.. Fsh" Its the way you tell em | |||
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"You boys having fun there?! "Come on give us a joke... | |||
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Your ex wife asking to be friends after the divorce is like....Kid-nappers asking to "Keep in touch" after letting you go | |||
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"I signed upto this thread in good faith
Your ex wife asking to be friends after the divorce is like....Kid-nappers asking to "Keep in touch" after letting you go "haha love Soooooooo funny x | |||
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"Shamus and Murphy fancied a pint or two but didn’t have a lot of money. Between them, they could only raise the staggering sum of one Euro. Murphy said ‘Hang on, I have an idea.’ He went next door to the butcher’s shop and came out with one large sausage. Shamus said ‘Are you crazy? Now we don’t have any money left at all!’ Murphy replied, ‘Don’t worry – just follow me.’ He went into the pub where he immediately ordered two pints of Guinness and two glasses of Jamieson Whisky. Shamus said ‘Now you’ve lost it. Do you know how much trouble we will be in? We haven’t got any money!!’ Murphy replied, with a smile. ‘Don’t ! worry, I have a plan, Cheers!’ They downed their drinks. Murphy said, ‘OK, I’ll stick the sausage through my zipper and you go on your knees and put it in your mouth.’ The barman noticed them, went berserk, and threw them out. They continued this, pub after pub, getting more and more d*unk, all for free. At the tenth pub Shamus said ‘Murphy – I don’t think I can do any more of this. I’m d*unk and me knees are killin’ me!’ Murphy said, ‘How do you think I feel? I lost the sausage in the third pub " Hahahaha brilliant | |||
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"Shamus and Murphy fancied a pint or two but didn’t have a lot of money. Between them, they could only raise the staggering sum of one Euro. Murphy said ‘Hang on, I have an idea.’ He went next door to the butcher’s shop and came out with one large sausage. Shamus said ‘Are you crazy? Now we don’t have any money left at all!’ Murphy replied, ‘Don’t worry – just follow me.’ He went into the pub where he immediately ordered two pints of Guinness and two glasses of Jamieson Whisky. Shamus said ‘Now you’ve lost it. Do you know how much trouble we will be in? We haven’t got any money!!’ Murphy replied, with a smile. ‘Don’t ! worry, I have a plan, Cheers!’ They downed their drinks. Murphy said, ‘OK, I’ll stick the sausage through my zipper and you go on your knees and put it in your mouth.’ The barman noticed them, went berserk, and threw them out. They continued this, pub after pub, getting more and more d*unk, all for free. At the tenth pub Shamus said ‘Murphy – I don’t think I can do any more of this. I’m d*unk and me knees are killin’ me!’ Murphy said, ‘How do you think I feel? I lost the sausage in the third pub Hahahaha brilliant " You didn't laugh at my jokes like that, you can float your own boat now | |||
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"Shamus and Murphy fancied a pint or two but didn’t have a lot of money. Between them, they could only raise the staggering sum of one Euro. Murphy said ‘Hang on, I have an idea.’ He went next door to the butcher’s shop and came out with one large sausage. Shamus said ‘Are you crazy? Now we don’t have any money left at all!’ Murphy replied, ‘Don’t worry – just follow me.’ He went into the pub where he immediately ordered two pints of Guinness and two glasses of Jamieson Whisky. Shamus said ‘Now you’ve lost it. Do you know how much trouble we will be in? We haven’t got any money!!’ Murphy replied, with a smile. ‘Don’t ! worry, I have a plan, Cheers!’ They downed their drinks. Murphy said, ‘OK, I’ll stick the sausage through my zipper and you go on your knees and put it in your mouth.’ The barman noticed them, went berserk, and threw them out. They continued this, pub after pub, getting more and more d*unk, all for free. At the tenth pub Shamus said ‘Murphy – I don’t think I can do any more of this. I’m d*unk and me knees are killin’ me!’ Murphy said, ‘How do you think I feel? I lost the sausage in the third pub " | |||
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"Shamus and Murphy fancied a pint or two but didn’t have a lot of money. Between them, they could only raise the staggering sum of one Euro. Murphy said ‘Hang on, I have an idea.’ He went next door to the butcher’s shop and came out with one large sausage. Shamus said ‘Are you crazy? Now we don’t have any money left at all!’ Murphy replied, ‘Don’t worry – just follow me.’ He went into the pub where he immediately ordered two pints of Guinness and two glasses of Jamieson Whisky. Shamus said ‘Now you’ve lost it. Do you know how much trouble we will be in? We haven’t got any money!!’ Murphy replied, with a smile. ‘Don’t ! worry, I have a plan, Cheers!’ They downed their drinks. Murphy said, ‘OK, I’ll stick the sausage through my zipper and you go on your knees and put it in your mouth.’ The barman noticed them, went berserk, and threw them out. They continued this, pub after pub, getting more and more d*unk, all for free. At the tenth pub Shamus said ‘Murphy – I don’t think I can do any more of this. I’m d*unk and me knees are killin’ me!’ Murphy said, ‘How do you think I feel? I lost the sausage in the third pub Hahahaha brilliant You didn't laugh at my jokes like that, you can float your own boat now "I won't give up my day job just yet. | |||
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"Shamus and Murphy fancied a pint or two but didn’t have a lot of money. Between them, they could only raise the staggering sum of one Euro. Murphy said ‘Hang on, I have an idea.’ He went next door to the butcher’s shop and came out with one large sausage. Shamus said ‘Are you crazy? Now we don’t have any money left at all!’ Murphy replied, ‘Don’t worry – just follow me.’ He went into the pub where he immediately ordered two pints of Guinness and two glasses of Jamieson Whisky. Shamus said ‘Now you’ve lost it. Do you know how much trouble we will be in? We haven’t got any money!!’ Murphy replied, with a smile. ‘Don’t ! worry, I have a plan, Cheers!’ They downed their drinks. Murphy said, ‘OK, I’ll stick the sausage through my zipper and you go on your knees and put it in your mouth.’ The barman noticed them, went berserk, and threw them out. They continued this, pub after pub, getting more and more d*unk, all for free. At the tenth pub Shamus said ‘Murphy – I don’t think I can do any more of this. I’m d*unk and me knees are killin’ me!’ Murphy said, ‘How do you think I feel? I lost the sausage in the third pub Hahahaha brilliant You didn't laugh at my jokes like that, you can float your own boat now "I now give the lady credit that was good | |||
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"Shamus and Murphy fancied a pint or two but didn’t have a lot of money. Between them, they could only raise the staggering sum of one Euro. Murphy said ‘Hang on, I have an idea.’ He went next door to the butcher’s shop and came out with one large sausage. Shamus said ‘Are you crazy? Now we don’t have any money left at all!’ Murphy replied, ‘Don’t worry – just follow me.’ He went into the pub where he immediately ordered two pints of Guinness and two glasses of Jamieson Whisky. Shamus said ‘Now you’ve lost it. Do you know how much trouble we will be in? We haven’t got any money!!’ Murphy replied, with a smile. ‘Don’t ! worry, I have a plan, Cheers!’ They downed their drinks. Murphy said, ‘OK, I’ll stick the sausage through my zipper and you go on your knees and put it in your mouth.’ The barman noticed them, went berserk, and threw them out. They continued this, pub after pub, getting more and more d*unk, all for free. At the tenth pub Shamus said ‘Murphy – I don’t think I can do any more of this. I’m d*unk and me knees are killin’ me!’ Murphy said, ‘How do you think I feel? I lost the sausage in the third pub Hahahaha brilliant You didn't laugh at my jokes like that, you can float your own boat now I won't give up my day job just yet. "Im just frying a couple of sausages here, are ya hungry | |||
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"Shamus and Murphy fancied a pint or two but didn’t have a lot of money. Between them, they could only raise the staggering sum of one Euro. Murphy said ‘Hang on, I have an idea.’ He went next door to the butcher’s shop and came out with one large sausage. Shamus said ‘Are you crazy? Now we don’t have any money left at all!’ Murphy replied, ‘Don’t worry – just follow me.’ He went into the pub where he immediately ordered two pints of Guinness and two glasses of Jamieson Whisky. Shamus said ‘Now you’ve lost it. Do you know how much trouble we will be in? We haven’t got any money!!’ Murphy replied, with a smile. ‘Don’t ! worry, I have a plan, Cheers!’ They downed their drinks. Murphy said, ‘OK, I’ll stick the sausage through my zipper and you go on your knees and put it in your mouth.’ The barman noticed them, went berserk, and threw them out. They continued this, pub after pub, getting more and more d*unk, all for free. At the tenth pub Shamus said ‘Murphy – I don’t think I can do any more of this. I’m d*unk and me knees are killin’ me!’ Murphy said, ‘How do you think I feel? I lost the sausage in the third pub Hahahaha brilliant You didn't laugh at my jokes like that, you can float your own boat now I won't give up my day job just yet.
Im just frying a couple of sausages here, are ya hungry "just ordered a kebab and garlic & cheese fries, was taking down the Xmas deco's it's hungry work | |||
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"Shamus and Murphy fancied a pint or two but didn’t have a lot of money. Between them, they could only raise the staggering sum of one Euro. Murphy said ‘Hang on, I have an idea.’ He went next door to the butcher’s shop and came out with one large sausage. Shamus said ‘Are you crazy? Now we don’t have any money left at all!’ Murphy replied, ‘Don’t worry – just follow me.’ He went into the pub where he immediately ordered two pints of Guinness and two glasses of Jamieson Whisky. Shamus said ‘Now you’ve lost it. Do you know how much trouble we will be in? We haven’t got any money!!’ Murphy replied, with a smile. ‘Don’t ! worry, I have a plan, Cheers!’ They downed their drinks. Murphy said, ‘OK, I’ll stick the sausage through my zipper and you go on your knees and put it in your mouth.’ The barman noticed them, went berserk, and threw them out. They continued this, pub after pub, getting more and more d*unk, all for free. At the tenth pub Shamus said ‘Murphy – I don’t think I can do any more of this. I’m d*unk and me knees are killin’ me!’ Murphy said, ‘How do you think I feel? I lost the sausage in the third pub Hahahaha brilliant You didn't laugh at my jokes like that, you can float your own boat now I won't give up my day job just yet.
Im just frying a couple of sausages here, are ya hungry just ordered a kebab and garlic & cheese fries, was taking down the Xmas deco's it's hungry work "Send us a pic of your kebab and I'll send ya one of my sausage | |||
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"Shamus and Murphy fancied a pint or two but didn’t have a lot of money. Between them, they could only raise the staggering sum of one Euro. Murphy said ‘Hang on, I have an idea.’ He went next door to the butcher’s shop and came out with one large sausage. Shamus said ‘Are you crazy? Now we don’t have any money left at all!’ Murphy replied, ‘Don’t worry – just follow me.’ He went into the pub where he immediately ordered two pints of Guinness and two glasses of Jamieson Whisky. Shamus said ‘Now you’ve lost it. Do you know how much trouble we will be in? We haven’t got any money!!’ Murphy replied, with a smile. ‘Don’t ! worry, I have a plan, Cheers!’ They downed their drinks. Murphy said, ‘OK, I’ll stick the sausage through my zipper and you go on your knees and put it in your mouth.’ The barman noticed them, went berserk, and threw them out. They continued this, pub after pub, getting more and more d*unk, all for free. At the tenth pub Shamus said ‘Murphy – I don’t think I can do any more of this. I’m d*unk and me knees are killin’ me!’ Murphy said, ‘How do you think I feel? I lost the sausage in the third pub Hahahaha brilliant You didn't laugh at my jokes like that, you can float your own boat now I won't give up my day job just yet.
Im just frying a couple of sausages here, are ya hungry just ordered a kebab and garlic & cheese fries, was taking down the Xmas deco's it's hungry work
Send us a pic of your kebab and I'll send ya one of my sausage "well I cud understand getting off looking at a sausage, but a kebab? | |||
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"Now I’m just getting hungry  aww sorry, "Not good enough now I need to get off my ass and get food | |||
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"Now I’m just getting hungry aww sorry,
Not good enough now I need to get off my ass and get food "I would cook it for you, if was their  | |||
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"Now I’m just getting hungry aww sorry,
Not good enough now I need to get off my ass and get food I would cook it for you, if was their"Hmmm what would you make | |||
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"Could be a See Fish ! " I think we need more than a pair of glasses to revive that one sammy | |||
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"Shamus and Murphy fancied a pint or two but didn’t have a lot of money. Between them, they could only raise the staggering sum of one Euro. Murphy said ‘Hang on, I have an idea.’ He went next door to the butcher’s shop and came out with one large sausage. Shamus said ‘Are you crazy? Now we don’t have any money left at all!’ Murphy replied, ‘Don’t worry – just follow me.’ He went into the pub where he immediately ordered two pints of Guinness and two glasses of Jamieson Whisky. Shamus said ‘Now you’ve lost it. Do you know how much trouble we will be in? We haven’t got any money!!’ Murphy replied, with a smile. ‘Don’t ! worry, I have a plan, Cheers!’ They downed their drinks. Murphy said, ‘OK, I’ll stick the sausage through my zipper and you go on your knees and put it in your mouth.’ The barman noticed them, went berserk, and threw them out. They continued this, pub after pub, getting more and more d*unk, all for free. At the tenth pub Shamus said ‘Murphy – I don’t think I can do any more of this. I’m d*unk and me knees are killin’ me!’ Murphy said, ‘How do you think I feel? I lost the sausage in the third pub Very good " | |||
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