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So, if you were given a massive budget and made "Minister For Healthy Marriages"  ...
What would you do to curtail the high level of divorce in this country??
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2. Any man considering marriage would be put on a "Hubby Bootcamp Course" to learn how to navigate those tricky issues like
-putting the toilet seat down (should be up, I know lads  )
- handling those tough questions like"Does my bum look big in this?" or "Which dress looks better on me?"
- Learning a new language called "Women talk" and deciphering the real meaning behind a woman asking you "Are you hungry?" "I'm fine"  or "I don't want to talk about it" (...she does)
3. Organising "Special parties" where married couples talk, share and "swap" their knowledge and sex-pertise with one another 
4. Promoting "Sex Guidance Counsellors" or as we call them here on Fab... "Cuckolds" to demonstrate new exciting positions while hubby sits by the bed with pen & pad in one hand or a video camera to study technique later on for research 
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"Do away with marriage altogether" That was my gut response too  | |||
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"Do away with marriage altogether That was my gut response too "Never done it, and doubt I ever will I'm too much of a hoor | |||
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" Well, not really happy but... Today the 8th January has been branded "Divorce Day" because the amount of married couples seeking a divorce usually hits it's peak on this very date
So, if you were given a massive budget and made "Minister For Healthy Marriages" ...
What would you do to curtail the high level of divorce in this country??
"I think it coincides with the busiest day of the year on dating websites.. | |||
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"Do away with marriage altogether That was my gut response too
Never done it, and doubt I ever will
I'm too much of a hoor "Tryed it once lol | |||
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" Well, not really happy but... Today the 8th January has been branded "Divorce Day" because the amount of married couples seeking a divorce usually hits it's peak on this very date
So, if you were given a massive budget and made "Minister For Healthy Marriages" ...
What would you do to curtail the high level of divorce in this country??
"This lifeterm contact is bullshit, a mortgage contract is enough pressure to for any individual. Having said that, I do like the idea of marriage, so im asking the minister to introduce a shorter term contract, say 5 years and at the end of that period, to either renew the contract or take the opt out option.. | |||
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" Well, not really happy but... Today the 8th January has been branded "Divorce Day" because the amount of married couples seeking a divorce usually hits it's peak on this very date
So, if you were given a massive budget and made "Minister For Healthy Marriages" ...
What would you do to curtail the high level of divorce in this country??
This lifeterm contact is bullshit, a mortgage contract is enough pressure to for any individual. Having said that, I do like the idea of marriage, so im asking the minister to introduce a shorter term contract, say 5 years and at the end of that period, to either renew the contract or take the opt out option.."5 years can be a long time | |||
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"Do away with marriage altogether That was my gut response too
Never done it, and doubt I ever will
I'm too much of a hoor "
I did it, I don't think I'll do it again. | |||
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" Well, not really happy but... Today the 8th January has been branded "Divorce Day" because the amount of married couples seeking a divorce usually hits it's peak on this very date
So, if you were given a massive budget and made "Minister For Healthy Marriages" ...
What would you do to curtail the high level of divorce in this country??
This lifeterm contact is bullshit, a mortgage contract is enough pressure to for any individual. Having said that, I do like the idea of marriage, so im asking the minister to introduce a shorter term contract, say 5 years and at the end of that period, to either renew the contract or take the opt out option..
5 years can be a long time "It would at least let the father bond with the child | |||
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"Do away with marriage altogether That was my gut response too
Never done it, and doubt I ever will
I'm too much of a hoor
I did it, I don't think I'll do it again. "I'd sooner gouge my own eyes out to be honest I won't even go to other people's weddings | |||
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" Well, not really happy but... Today the 8th January has been branded "Divorce Day" because the amount of married couples seeking a divorce usually hits it's peak on this very date
So, if you were given a massive budget and made "Minister For Healthy Marriages" ...
What would you do to curtail the high level of divorce in this country??
This lifeterm contact is bullshit, a mortgage contract is enough pressure to for any individual. Having said that, I do like the idea of marriage, so im asking the minister to introduce a shorter term contract, say 5 years and at the end of that period, to either renew the contract or take the opt out option.."------------------- Do you mean instead of a "fixed" arrangement you can then opt for an "Interest only" where you keep it at a strictly fuck buddy level for the next 5 years? | |||
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" So, if you were given a massive budget and made "Minister For Healthy Marriages" ...
What would you do to curtail the high level of divorce in this country??
"Simple: 1) Sack myself as there is no such thing as a healthy marriage and therefore no need for an obsolete post 2) As my last act in office, reallocate most of the budget to the Education department for a massive programme of anti-marriage/living together/long term relationship educational awareness in schools from primary level 3) Give the remaining budget to universities to capture all males and females who claim to be happily married and carry out extensive research into why they feel the need to lie so publicly and so convincingly. | |||
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"been tere got the t shirt swapped it for a pair of knickers " ---------------- Yes, a little easy to spot the divorcees on this forum today! | |||
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"Do away with marriage altogether "Opened thread, clicked jump to last, seen this quote and knew instantly who it was quoting before even scrolling up | |||
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"Do away with marriage altogether
Opened thread, clicked jump to last, seen this quote and knew instantly who it was quoting before even scrolling up "Really?? 
You know me so well | |||
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"Do away with marriage altogether
Opened thread, clicked jump to last, seen this quote and knew instantly who it was quoting before even scrolling up
Really??
You know me so well "Ha I think it's more we're too similar and since I know it wasn't me who said it, then it had to be you | |||
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"Do away with marriage altogether
Opened thread, clicked jump to last, seen this quote and knew instantly who it was quoting before even scrolling up
Really??
You know me so well
Ha I think it's more we're too similar and since I know it wasn't me who said it, then it had to be you "Not a day we'll ever be celebrating anyways | |||
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"Do away with marriage altogether
Opened thread, clicked jump to last, seen this quote and knew instantly who it was quoting before even scrolling up
Really??
You know me so well
Ha I think it's more we're too similar and since I know it wasn't me who said it, then it had to be you
Not a day we'll ever be celebrating anyways"I fucking hope not Although the idea of celebrating a divorce is oddly more comforting that celebrating a wedding | |||
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"Do away with marriage altogether
Opened thread, clicked jump to last, seen this quote and knew instantly who it was quoting before even scrolling up
Really??
You know me so well
Ha I think it's more we're too similar and since I know it wasn't me who said it, then it had to be you
Not a day we'll ever be celebrating anyways
I fucking hope not
Although the idea of celebrating a divorce is oddly more comforting that celebrating a wedding " it'll be that dreaded V day soon too
Can't decide if I hate it more or slightly less than the C one that's just passed, but it's a close call | |||
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"Do away with marriage altogether
Opened thread, clicked jump to last, seen this quote and knew instantly who it was quoting before even scrolling up
Really??
You know me so well
Ha I think it's more we're too similar and since I know it wasn't me who said it, then it had to be you
Not a day we'll ever be celebrating anyways
I fucking hope not
Although the idea of celebrating a divorce is oddly more comforting that celebrating a wedding it'll be that dreaded V day soon too
Can't decide if I hate it more or slightly less than the C one that's just passed, but it's a close call"Maybe you could distract yourself with debauchery, isn't vanilla having a party around then | |||
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" Well, not really happy but... Today the 8th January has been branded "Divorce Day" because the amount of married couples seeking a divorce usually hits it's peak on this very date
So, if you were given a massive budget and made "Minister For Healthy Marriages" ...
What would you do to curtail the high level of divorce in this country??
"... make marriage like a working week .. 5 days on 2 days off to do as you please .. no questions asked .. perfect lol | |||
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" Well, not really happy but... Today the 8th January has been branded "Divorce Day" because the amount of married couples seeking a divorce usually hits it's peak on this very date
So, if you were given a massive budget and made "Minister For Healthy Marriages" ...
What would you do to curtail the high level of divorce in this country??
... make marriage like a working week .. 5 days on 2 days off to do as you please .. no questions asked .. perfect lol "PMSL  | |||
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" So, if you were given a massive budget and made "Minister For Healthy Marriages" ...
What would you do to curtail the high level of divorce in this country??
Simple:
1) Sack myself as there is no such thing as a healthy marriage and therefore no need for an obsolete post
2) As my last act in office, reallocate most of the budget to the Education department for a massive programme of anti-marriage/living together/long term relationship educational awareness in schools from primary level
3) Give the remaining budget to universities to capture all males and females who claim to be happily married and carry out extensive research into why they feel the need to lie so publicly and so convincingly."Haha not | |||
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"Do away with marriage altogether That was my gut response too
Never done it, and doubt I ever will
I'm too much of a hoor "I'm with you on this Geordie. I never walked into that trap. What's the point of it anyway.... | |||
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" So, if you were given a massive budget and made "Minister For Healthy Marriages" ...
What would you do to curtail the high level of divorce in this country??
Simple:
1) Sack myself as there is no such thing as a healthy marriage and therefore no need for an obsolete post
2) As my last act in office, reallocate most of the budget to the Education department for a massive programme of anti-marriage/living together/long term relationship educational awareness in schools from primary level
3) Give the remaining budget to universities to capture all males and females who claim to be happily married and carry out extensive research into why they feel the need to lie so publicly and so convincingly."Mister black I'll sit in your cabinet. .. excellent plan | |||
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"Ban marriage altogether, live in unholy sin if you want but never put a ring on it "Come and live with me and we'll live happily ever after | |||
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"Ban marriage altogether, live in unholy sin if you want but never put a ring on it
Come and live with me and we'll live happily ever after "In unholy sin | |||
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"Ban marriage altogether, live in unholy sin if you want but never put a ring on it
Come and live with me and we'll live happily ever after
In unholy sin "We could give it a go | |||
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"Do away with marriage altogether" Good idea, been there, done that, never again | |||
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"Ban marriage altogether, live in unholy sin if you want but never put a ring on it
Come and live with me and we'll live happily ever after
In unholy sin
We could give it a go "I've always fancied kerry | |||
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"I've another 2 years to go til I get my divorce!!!  "Lucky you ... I've a while to wait yet | |||
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"Do away with marriage altogether That was my gut response too
Never done it, and doubt I ever will
I'm too much of a hoor
I'm with you on this Geordie. I never walked into that trap. What's the point of it anyway...."I couldn't even decide which gender to go with DH | |||
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"I've another 2 years to go til I get my divorce!!!
Lucky you ... I've a while to wait yet "Just have to wait it out | |||
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"Ban marriage altogether, live in unholy sin if you want but never put a ring on it
Come and live with me and we'll live happily ever after
In unholy sin
We could give it a go
I've always fancied kerry "I see that | |||
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