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"Simple....cant sleep " ugh the same here  | |||
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"Me neither I'm wide awake "Thank God Laura, thought i was the only mad one here lol even posted a topic on it  | |||
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"Simple....cant sleep ugh the same here "Hey click xx it must be a full moon out | |||
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"Simple....cant sleep ugh the same here
Hey click xx it must be a full moon out"must be darling or a racing mind  | |||
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"This insomnia shite is driving me bonkers "me too you be wrecked the next day  | |||
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"Have a play " this. Anyone that does it right will sleep soundly.
Don't start with your "oh it just makes me more horny/awake" crap! That's cos you haven't done it right 
If you're legs aren't shaking when you orgasm, grab your vibe, go sit on the spin drier, set to high spin and wake me tomorrow evening when you are mad for a fry fry up and morning sex | |||
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"Have a play
this. Anyone that does it right will sleep soundly.
Don't start with your "oh it just makes me more horny/awake" crap! That's cos you haven't done it right
If you're legs aren't shaking when you orgasm, grab your vibe, go sit on the spin drier, set to high spin and wake me tomorrow evening when you are mad for a fry fry up and morning sex "Tomorrow evening....we can barely sleep now let alone get some until tomorrow evening. P.S. id want at least hrs of fun b4 I would sleep | |||
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"Google the 4 7 8 breathing technique works wonders X" I'm trying everything...even listening to waves lol | |||
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"Have a play
this. Anyone that does it right will sleep soundly.
Don't start with your "oh it just makes me more horny/awake" crap! That's cos you haven't done it right
If you're legs aren't shaking when you orgasm, grab your vibe, go sit on the spin drier, set to high spin and wake me tomorrow evening when you are mad for a fry fry up and morning sex
Tomorrow evening....we can barely sleep now let alone get some until tomorrow evening. P.S. id want at least hrs of fun b4 I would sleep "Hours! Ah here, that's classified as Selfish Insomnia. See my earlier advice on other thread, I think, about a lock pick and handful of lube | |||
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"Google the 4 7 8 breathing technique works wonders X I'm trying everything...even listening to waves lol" it really is a great breathing excercise for sleep try it | |||
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"Google the 4 7 8 breathing technique works wonders X I'm trying everything...even listening to waves lol" Now I need the loo  | |||
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"It’s not just a lady thing, I can’t sleep either, maybe it’s cause we’re Irish ??" Lol that's like my full moon theory....bollocks lol | |||
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"Google the 4 7 8 breathing technique works wonders X I'm trying everything...even listening to waves lol Now I need the loo "hahah just dont turn on the light or all your hard work trying to sleep will be undone | |||
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"Google the 4 7 8 breathing technique works wonders X I'm trying everything...even listening to waves lol Now I need the loo "Lmao
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"Google the 4 7 8 breathing technique works wonders X I'm trying everything...even listening to waves lol Now I need the loo
hahah just dont turn on the light or all your hard work trying to sleep will be undone "Lights and tv are on sure I'm thinking of doing a bit of ironing now | |||
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"It’s not just a lady thing, I can’t sleep either, maybe it’s cause we’re Irish ?? Lol that's like my full moon theory....bollocks lol" ???? you could be on to something with the full moon, even the dog is restless tonight and he usually sleeps like a log | |||
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"Google the 4 7 8 breathing technique works wonders X I'm trying everything...even listening to waves lol Now I need the loo
hahah just dont turn on the light or all your hard work trying to sleep will be undone
Lights and tv are on sure I'm thinking of doing a bit of ironing now "Plot twist..did not see that coming  | |||
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"Google the 4 7 8 breathing technique works wonders X I'm trying everything...even listening to waves lol Now I need the loo
hahah just dont turn on the light or all your hard work trying to sleep will be undone
Lights and tv are on sure I'm thinking of doing a bit of ironing now "I’ve loads of ironing, feel free to call around Laura!   | |||
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"Google the 4 7 8 breathing technique works wonders X I'm trying everything...even listening to waves lol Now I need the loo
hahah just dont turn on the light or all your hard work trying to sleep will be undone
Lights and tv are on sure I'm thinking of doing a bit of ironing now "Ok I'm lying in bed in the dark but do have my phone on and also on here
Love the multitasking Laura | |||
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), it's cos of the blue light elements of the screen your looking at.
Somebody else can explain the technical part of this, as I can't be arsed. | |||
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"Google the 4 7 8 breathing technique works wonders X I'm trying everything...even listening to waves lol Now I need the loo
hahah just dont turn on the light or all your hard work trying to sleep will be undone
Lights and tv are on sure I'm thinking of doing a bit of ironing now
I’ve loads of ironing, feel free to call around Laura! "Typical bloody lazy ass git... drop them round if you want it done | |||
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"I do hope all ye folks are using Night mode on whatever device you're using, cos if not, you're gonna be up for at least another hour. That's not cos you're perving pics of us studs ( ), it's cos of the blue light elements of the screen your looking at.
Somebody else can explain the technical part of this, as I can't be arsed."it tricks ur brain into thinking its daytime hunz i believe was einsteins hypothisis | |||
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"It’s not just a lady thing, I can’t sleep either, maybe it’s cause we’re Irish ?? Lol that's like my full moon theory....bollocks lol ???? you could be on to something with the full moon, even the dog is restless tonight and he usually sleeps like a log " No we had the full moon the other night...the night of storm Eleanor ...she was a mighty one | |||
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"I do hope all ye folks are using Night mode on whatever device you're using, cos if not, you're gonna be up for at least another hour. That's not cos you're perving pics of us studs ( ), it's cos of the blue light elements of the screen your looking at.
Somebody else can explain the technical part of this, as I can't be arsed."Ok I'm going to tell you to shut up | |||
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"Google the 4 7 8 breathing technique works wonders X I'm trying everything...even listening to waves lol Now I need the loo
hahah just dont turn on the light or all your hard work trying to sleep will be undone
Lights and tv are on sure I'm thinking of doing a bit of ironing now
Ok I'm lying in bed in the dark but do have my phone on and also on here
Love the multitasking Laura "Have a coffee that's what I am doing | |||
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"Google the 4 7 8 breathing technique works wonders X I'm trying everything...even listening to waves lol Now I need the loo
hahah just dont turn on the light or all your hard work trying to sleep will be undone
Lights and tv are on sure I'm thinking of doing a bit of ironing now
I’ve loads of ironing, feel free to call around Laura!
Typical bloody lazy ass git... drop them round if you want it done "Will be around in 5, our the kettle on! Happy to provide a nice massage to help you relax as a reward! | |||
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"Google the 4 7 8 breathing technique works wonders X I'm trying everything...even listening to waves lol Now I need the loo
hahah just dont turn on the light or all your hard work trying to sleep will be undone
Lights and tv are on sure I'm thinking of doing a bit of ironing now
Ok I'm lying in bed in the dark but do have my phone on and also on here
Love the multitasking Laura
Have a coffee that's what I am doing "Can't I'm sensitive to caffeine..I'll be awake all night | |||
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"Google the 4 7 8 breathing technique works wonders X I'm trying everything...even listening to waves lol Now I need the loo
hahah just dont turn on the light or all your hard work trying to sleep will be undone
Lights and tv are on sure I'm thinking of doing a bit of ironing now
Ok I'm lying in bed in the dark but do have my phone on and also on here
Love the multitasking Laura
Have a coffee that's what I am doing "Ha mad...doesnt count if your going to work | |||
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"Google the 4 7 8 breathing technique works wonders X I'm trying everything...even listening to waves lol Now I need the loo
hahah just dont turn on the light or all your hard work trying to sleep will be undone
Lights and tv are on sure I'm thinking of doing a bit of ironing now
I’ve loads of ironing, feel free to call around Laura!
Typical bloody lazy ass git... drop them round if you want it done
Will be around in 5, our the kettle on!
Happy to provide a nice massage to help you relax as a reward! "Are you hanging around while I do it? That's very good but I'll expect more than a massage | |||
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"Google the 4 7 8 breathing technique works wonders X I'm trying everything...even listening to waves lol Now I need the loo
hahah just dont turn on the light or all your hard work trying to sleep will be undone
Lights and tv are on sure I'm thinking of doing a bit of ironing now
Ok I'm lying in bed in the dark but do have my phone on and also on here
Love the multitasking Laura
Have a coffee that's what I am doing
Ha mad...doesnt count if your going to work "Haha not for another five hrs came in last night from work ate the dinner and fell sound asleep and here I am wide awake  | |||
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"Google the 4 7 8 breathing technique works wonders X I'm trying everything...even listening to waves lol Now I need the loo
hahah just dont turn on the light or all your hard work trying to sleep will be undone
Lights and tv are on sure I'm thinking of doing a bit of ironing now
I’ve loads of ironing, feel free to call around Laura!
Typical bloody lazy ass git... drop them round if you want it done
Will be around in 5, our the kettle on!
Happy to provide a nice massage to help you relax as a reward!
Are you hanging around while I do it? That's very good but I'll expect more than a massage "That’s no problem at all! Seems you’re actually quite close to me at the minute coincidentally, as I said, I’ll be around in 5! | |||
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"It’s not just a lady thing, I can’t sleep either, maybe it’s cause we’re Irish ?? Lol that's like my full moon theory....bollocks lol ???? you could be on to something with the full moon, even the dog is restless tonight and he usually sleeps like a log No we had the full moon the other night...the night of storm Eleanor ...she was a mighty one" Yeah but I’m in London, it could be a delayed reaction | |||
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"Google the 4 7 8 breathing technique works wonders X I'm trying everything...even listening to waves lol Now I need the loo
hahah just dont turn on the light or all your hard work trying to sleep will be undone
Lights and tv are on sure I'm thinking of doing a bit of ironing now
Ok I'm lying in bed in the dark but do have my phone on and also on here
Love the multitasking Laura
Have a coffee that's what I am doing
Ha mad...doesnt count if your going to work
Haha not for another five hrs came in last night from work ate the dinner and fell sound asleep and here I am wide awake "You lost the sympathy vote with already after getting sleep | |||
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"Google the 4 7 8 breathing technique works wonders X I'm trying everything...even listening to waves lol Now I need the loo
hahah just dont turn on the light or all your hard work trying to sleep will be undone
Lights and tv are on sure I'm thinking of doing a bit of ironing now
Ok I'm lying in bed in the dark but do have my phone on and also on here
Love the multitasking Laura
Have a coffee that's what I am doing
Can't I'm sensitive to caffeine..I'll be awake all night "Sensitive to caffeine? That makes an interesting idea on where to pour the Red Bull | |||
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"It’s not just a lady thing, I can’t sleep either, maybe it’s cause we’re Irish ?? Lol that's like my full moon theory....bollocks lol ???? you could be on to something with the full moon, even the dog is restless tonight and he usually sleeps like a log No we had the full moon the other night...the night of storm Eleanor ...she was a mighty one Yeah but I’m in London, it could be a delayed reaction" Lmao ....delayed reaction...not words you want to be using on fab | |||
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"It’s not just a lady thing, I can’t sleep either, maybe it’s cause we’re Irish ?? Lol that's like my full moon theory....bollocks lol ???? you could be on to something with the full moon, even the dog is restless tonight and he usually sleeps like a log No we had the full moon the other night...the night of storm Eleanor ...she was a mighty one Yeah but I’m in London, it could be a delayed reaction Lmao ....delayed reaction...not words you want to be using on fab "Yeah, it would be false advertising on my part???? | |||
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"It’s not just a lady thing, I can’t sleep either, maybe it’s cause we’re Irish ?? Lol that's like my full moon theory....bollocks lol ???? you could be on to something with the full moon, even the dog is restless tonight and he usually sleeps like a log No we had the full moon the other night...the night of storm Eleanor ...she was a mighty one Yeah but I’m in London, it could be a delayed reaction Lmao ....delayed reaction...not words you want to be using on fab "Surely that's a good thing? Wish I had it, instead of my precautionary, presumptive one | |||
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"Google the 4 7 8 breathing technique works wonders X I'm trying everything...even listening to waves lol Now I need the loo
hahah just dont turn on the light or all your hard work trying to sleep will be undone
Lights and tv are on sure I'm thinking of doing a bit of ironing now
Ok I'm lying in bed in the dark but do have my phone on and also on here
Love the multitasking Laura
Have a coffee that's what I am doing
Can't I'm sensitive to caffeine..I'll be awake all night
Sensitive to caffeine? That makes an interesting idea on where to pour the Red Bull "The smell of that stuff makes me want to vomit | |||
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"Google the 4 7 8 breathing technique works wonders X I'm trying everything...even listening to waves lol Now I need the loo
hahah just dont turn on the light or all your hard work trying to sleep will be undone
Lights and tv are on sure I'm thinking of doing a bit of ironing now
Ok I'm lying in bed in the dark but do have my phone on and also on here
Love the multitasking Laura
Have a coffee that's what I am doing
Ha mad...doesnt count if your going to work
Haha not for another five hrs came in last night from work ate the dinner and fell sound asleep and here I am wide awake
You lost the sympathy vote with already after getting sleep "Feck I wasn't looking for a sympathy vote mind u a sympathy ride would be nice | |||
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"It’s not just a lady thing, I can’t sleep either, maybe it’s cause we’re Irish ?? Lol that's like my full moon theory....bollocks lol ???? you could be on to something with the full moon, even the dog is restless tonight and he usually sleeps like a log No we had the full moon the other night...the night of storm Eleanor ...she was a mighty one Yeah but I’m in London, it could be a delayed reaction Lmao ....delayed reaction...not words you want to be using on fab
Surely that's a good thing? Wish I had it, instead of my precautionary, presumptive one "Let's just hope for your sake it's only presumptive with words | |||
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"Google the 4 7 8 breathing technique works wonders X I'm trying everything...even listening to waves lol Now I need the loo
hahah just dont turn on the light or all your hard work trying to sleep will be undone
Lights and tv are on sure I'm thinking of doing a bit of ironing now
I’ve loads of ironing, feel free to call around Laura!
Typical bloody lazy ass git... drop them round if you want it done
Will be around in 5, our the kettle on!
Happy to provide a nice massage to help you relax as a reward!
Are you hanging around while I do it? That's very good but I'll expect more than a massage
That’s no problem at all! Seems you’re actually quite close to me at the minute coincidentally, as I said, I’ll be around in 5!"Yes you are very close...
Take your time I'm just off to shave my legs lol | |||
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"Google the 4 7 8 breathing technique works wonders X I'm trying everything...even listening to waves lol Now I need the loo
hahah just dont turn on the light or all your hard work trying to sleep will be undone
Lights and tv are on sure I'm thinking of doing a bit of ironing now
Ok I'm lying in bed in the dark but do have my phone on and also on here
Love the multitasking Laura
Have a coffee that's what I am doing
Can't I'm sensitive to caffeine..I'll be awake all night
Sensitive to caffeine? That makes an interesting idea on where to pour the Red Bull
The smell of that stuff makes me want to vomit "Well, in this intended usage, that'd mean you'd be squirting! Win win
Oh I need to stop! | |||
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"Google the 4 7 8 breathing technique works wonders X I'm trying everything...even listening to waves lol Now I need the loo
hahah just dont turn on the light or all your hard work trying to sleep will be undone
Lights and tv are on sure I'm thinking of doing a bit of ironing now
I’ve loads of ironing, feel free to call around Laura!
Typical bloody lazy ass git... drop them round if you want it done
Will be around in 5, our the kettle on!
Happy to provide a nice massage to help you relax as a reward!
Are you hanging around while I do it? That's very good but I'll expect more than a massage
That’s no problem at all! Seems you’re actually quite close to me at the minute coincidentally, as I said, I’ll be around in 5!
Yes you are very close...
Take your time I'm just off to shave my legs lol"No problem, I’m just jumping in the shower! I’ll let you know when I’m on the way so you can throw the kettle on...Will I ring the doorbell or knock on the window? | |||
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"I can't sleep reading this tread about others who can't sleep any of the ladies want to come over & tire me out maybe rock me to sleep. Failing that anyone got a heavy hammer they can clock me with "Here I'll lend you the hammer....knock yourself out..literally | |||
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"Google the 4 7 8 breathing technique works wonders X I'm trying everything...even listening to waves lol Now I need the loo
hahah just dont turn on the light or all your hard work trying to sleep will be undone
Lights and tv are on sure I'm thinking of doing a bit of ironing now
Ok I'm lying in bed in the dark but do have my phone on and also on here
Love the multitasking Laura
Have a coffee that's what I am doing
Can't I'm sensitive to caffeine..I'll be awake all night
Sensitive to caffeine? That makes an interesting idea on where to pour the Red Bull
The smell of that stuff makes me want to vomit
Well, in this intended usage, that'd mean you'd be squirting! Win win
Oh I need to stop!"Wait wait wait....is it squirting or peeing | |||
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"Well I'm Welsh and I can't sleep , mind you the BOSS wouldn't like me sleep ing in work anyway " Any chance a few of us can borrow some sheep | |||
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"Google the 4 7 8 breathing technique works wonders X I'm trying everything...even listening to waves lol Now I need the loo
hahah just dont turn on the light or all your hard work trying to sleep will be undone
Lights and tv are on sure I'm thinking of doing a bit of ironing now
Ok I'm lying in bed in the dark but do have my phone on and also on here
Love the multitasking Laura
Have a coffee that's what I am doing
Can't I'm sensitive to caffeine..I'll be awake all night
Sensitive to caffeine? That makes an interesting idea on where to pour the Red Bull
The smell of that stuff makes me want to vomit
Well, in this intended usage, that'd mean you'd be squirting! Win win
Oh I need to stop!
Wait wait wait....is it squirting or peeing "There's Red Bull involved. Trust me, nobody will be able to tell the difference | |||
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"Well I'm Welsh and I can't sleep , mind you the BOSS wouldn't like me sleep ing in work anyway Any chance a few of us can borrow some sheep "For counting purposes I hope  | |||
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"Google the 4 7 8 breathing technique works wonders X I'm trying everything...even listening to waves lol Now I need the loo
hahah just dont turn on the light or all your hard work trying to sleep will be undone
Lights and tv are on sure I'm thinking of doing a bit of ironing now
I’ve loads of ironing, feel free to call around Laura!
Typical bloody lazy ass git... drop them round if you want it done
Will be around in 5, our the kettle on!
Happy to provide a nice massage to help you relax as a reward!
Are you hanging around while I do it? That's very good but I'll expect more than a massage
That’s no problem at all! Seems you’re actually quite close to me at the minute coincidentally, as I said, I’ll be around in 5!
Yes you are very close...
Take your time I'm just off to shave my legs lol
No problem, I’m just jumping in the shower! I’ll let you know when I’m on the way so you can throw the kettle on...Will I ring the doorbell or knock on the window? "Sure the "who near " will tell me where you are knock on the window we don't want to wake the house up lol | |||
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"Google the 4 7 8 breathing technique works wonders X I'm trying everything...even listening to waves lol Now I need the loo
hahah just dont turn on the light or all your hard work trying to sleep will be undone
Lights and tv are on sure I'm thinking of doing a bit of ironing now
Ok I'm lying in bed in the dark but do have my phone on and also on here
Love the multitasking Laura
Have a coffee that's what I am doing
Can't I'm sensitive to caffeine..I'll be awake all night
Sensitive to caffeine? That makes an interesting idea on where to pour the Red Bull
The smell of that stuff makes me want to vomit
Well, in this intended usage, that'd mean you'd be squirting! Win win
Oh I need to stop!
Wait wait wait....is it squirting or peeing "It's red bull and he's not coming near me with it | |||
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"Google the 4 7 8 breathing technique works wonders X I'm trying everything...even listening to waves lol Now I need the loo
hahah just dont turn on the light or all your hard work trying to sleep will be undone
Lights and tv are on sure I'm thinking of doing a bit of ironing now
I’ve loads of ironing, feel free to call around Laura!
Typical bloody lazy ass git... drop them round if you want it done
Will be around in 5, our the kettle on!
Happy to provide a nice massage to help you relax as a reward!
Are you hanging around while I do it? That's very good but I'll expect more than a massage
That’s no problem at all! Seems you’re actually quite close to me at the minute coincidentally, as I said, I’ll be around in 5!
Yes you are very close...
Take your time I'm just off to shave my legs lol
No problem, I’m just jumping in the shower! I’ll let you know when I’m on the way so you can throw the kettle on...Will I ring the doorbell or knock on the window?
Sure the "who near " will tell me where you are knock on the window we don't want to wake the house up lol"Perfect, you’ll probably have to DM me beforehand, just so that I’m sure where I’m going!
Getting ready to leave now, just grabbing all the clothes here | |||
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"Well I'm Welsh and I can't sleep , mind you the BOSS wouldn't like me sleep ing in work anyway Any chance a few of us can borrow some sheep
For counting purposes I hope "I can vouch that the majority on here will count them.... that fecker JD might have other ideas | |||
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"Google the 4 7 8 breathing technique works wonders X I'm trying everything...even listening to waves lol Now I need the loo
hahah just dont turn on the light or all your hard work trying to sleep will be undone
Lights and tv are on sure I'm thinking of doing a bit of ironing now
Ok I'm lying in bed in the dark but do have my phone on and also on here
Love the multitasking Laura
Have a coffee that's what I am doing
Can't I'm sensitive to caffeine..I'll be awake all night
Sensitive to caffeine? That makes an interesting idea on where to pour the Red Bull
The smell of that stuff makes me want to vomit
Well, in this intended usage, that'd mean you'd be squirting! Win win
Oh I need to stop!
Wait wait wait....is it squirting or peeing
It's red bull and he's not coming near me with it "It'd make her too sensitive and she wouldn't be able to handle it. Thank God I installed those restraints | |||
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"Google the 4 7 8 breathing technique works wonders X I'm trying everything...even listening to waves lol Now I need the loo
hahah just dont turn on the light or all your hard work trying to sleep will be undone
Lights and tv are on sure I'm thinking of doing a bit of ironing now
Ok I'm lying in bed in the dark but do have my phone on and also on here
Love the multitasking Laura
Have a coffee that's what I am doing
Can't I'm sensitive to caffeine..I'll be awake all night
Sensitive to caffeine? That makes an interesting idea on where to pour the Red Bull
The smell of that stuff makes me want to vomit
Well, in this intended usage, that'd mean you'd be squirting! Win win
Oh I need to stop!
Wait wait wait....is it squirting or peeing "Both at this stage in my zombie mode F lol c xx | |||
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"Google the 4 7 8 breathing technique works wonders X I'm trying everything...even listening to waves lol Now I need the loo
hahah just dont turn on the light or all your hard work trying to sleep will be undone
Lights and tv are on sure I'm thinking of doing a bit of ironing now
I’ve loads of ironing, feel free to call around Laura!
Typical bloody lazy ass git... drop them round if you want it done
Will be around in 5, our the kettle on!
Happy to provide a nice massage to help you relax as a reward!
Are you hanging around while I do it? That's very good but I'll expect more than a massage
That’s no problem at all! Seems you’re actually quite close to me at the minute coincidentally, as I said, I’ll be around in 5!
Yes you are very close...
Take your time I'm just off to shave my legs lol
No problem, I’m just jumping in the shower! I’ll let you know when I’m on the way so you can throw the kettle on...Will I ring the doorbell or knock on the window?
Sure the "who near " will tell me where you are knock on the window we don't want to wake the house up lol
Perfect, you’ll probably have to DM me beforehand, just so that I’m sure where I’m going!
Getting ready to leave now, just grabbing all the clothes here "Bring hangers..don't forget the hangers | |||
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"Well I'm Welsh and I can't sleep , mind you the BOSS wouldn't like me sleep ing in work anyway Any chance a few of us can borrow some sheep
For counting purposes I hope
I can vouch that the majority on here will count them.... that fecker JD might have other ideas "I'd say there's a few more than jd that have looked at a sheep and said "sush it wasn't me I swear" | |||
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"Google the 4 7 8 breathing technique works wonders X I'm trying everything...even listening to waves lol Now I need the loo
hahah just dont turn on the light or all your hard work trying to sleep will be undone
Lights and tv are on sure I'm thinking of doing a bit of ironing now
Ok I'm lying in bed in the dark but do have my phone on and also on here
Love the multitasking Laura
Have a coffee that's what I am doing
Can't I'm sensitive to caffeine..I'll be awake all night
Sensitive to caffeine? That makes an interesting idea on where to pour the Red Bull
The smell of that stuff makes me want to vomit
Well, in this intended usage, that'd mean you'd be squirting! Win win
Oh I need to stop!
Wait wait wait....is it squirting or peeing
Both at this stage in my zombie mode F lol c xx"Haha I've yet to see you in Zombie mode | |||
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"Google the 4 7 8 breathing technique works wonders X I'm trying everything...even listening to waves lol Now I need the loo
hahah just dont turn on the light or all your hard work trying to sleep will be undone
Lights and tv are on sure I'm thinking of doing a bit of ironing now
I’ve loads of ironing, feel free to call around Laura!
Typical bloody lazy ass git... drop them round if you want it done
Will be around in 5, our the kettle on!
Happy to provide a nice massage to help you relax as a reward!
Are you hanging around while I do it? That's very good but I'll expect more than a massage
That’s no problem at all! Seems you’re actually quite close to me at the minute coincidentally, as I said, I’ll be around in 5!
Yes you are very close...
Take your time I'm just off to shave my legs lol
No problem, I’m just jumping in the shower! I’ll let you know when I’m on the way so you can throw the kettle on...Will I ring the doorbell or knock on the window?
Sure the "who near " will tell me where you are knock on the window we don't want to wake the house up lol
Perfect, you’ll probably have to DM me beforehand, just so that I’m sure where I’m going!
Getting ready to leave now, just grabbing all the clothes here
Bring hangers..don't forget the hangers "Not my first rodeo, have a hanger for each shirt, the tshirts can just be folded! Have the massage oil packed, what else was it you said you wanted? | |||
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"Google the 4 7 8 breathing technique works wonders X I'm trying everything...even listening to waves lol Now I need the loo
hahah just dont turn on the light or all your hard work trying to sleep will be undone
Lights and tv are on sure I'm thinking of doing a bit of ironing now
Ok I'm lying in bed in the dark but do have my phone on and also on here
Love the multitasking Laura
Have a coffee that's what I am doing
Can't I'm sensitive to caffeine..I'll be awake all night
Sensitive to caffeine? That makes an interesting idea on where to pour the Red Bull
The smell of that stuff makes me want to vomit
Well, in this intended usage, that'd mean you'd be squirting! Win win
Oh I need to stop!
Wait wait wait....is it squirting or peeing
Both at this stage in my zombie mode F lol c xx
Haha I've yet to see you in Zombie mode"In both modes ya mean lol deffo zombie mode tonight Body is mush but brain is wired | |||
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"Well I'm Welsh and I can't sleep , mind you the BOSS wouldn't like me sleep ing in work anyway Any chance a few of us can borrow some sheep
For counting purposes I hope
I can vouch that the majority on here will count them.... that fecker JD might have other ideas
I'd say there's a few more than jd that have looked at a sheep and said "sush it wasn't me I swear" "I'm adding sheep to my seagull dungeon | |||
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"Well I'm Welsh and I can't sleep , mind you the BOSS wouldn't like me sleep ing in work anyway Any chance a few of us can borrow some sheep
For counting purposes I hope
I can vouch that the majority on here will count them.... that fecker JD might have other ideas
I'd say there's a few more than jd that have looked at a sheep and said "sush it wasn't me I swear" "The sad thing is I know you're right | |||
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"Google the 4 7 8 breathing technique works wonders X I'm trying everything...even listening to waves lol Now I need the loo
hahah just dont turn on the light or all your hard work trying to sleep will be undone
Lights and tv are on sure I'm thinking of doing a bit of ironing now
Ok I'm lying in bed in the dark but do have my phone on and also on here
Love the multitasking Laura
Have a coffee that's what I am doing
Can't I'm sensitive to caffeine..I'll be awake all night
Sensitive to caffeine? That makes an interesting idea on where to pour the Red Bull
The smell of that stuff makes me want to vomit
Well, in this intended usage, that'd mean you'd be squirting! Win win
Oh I need to stop!
Wait wait wait....is it squirting or peeing
Both at this stage in my zombie mode F lol c xx
Haha I've yet to see you in Zombie mode
In both modes ya mean lol deffo zombie mode tonight Body is mush but brain is wired "Do let us know when that situation is reversed | |||
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"Google the 4 7 8 breathing technique works wonders X I'm trying everything...even listening to waves lol Now I need the loo
hahah just dont turn on the light or all your hard work trying to sleep will be undone
Lights and tv are on sure I'm thinking of doing a bit of ironing now
Ok I'm lying in bed in the dark but do have my phone on and also on here
Love the multitasking Laura
Have a coffee that's what I am doing
Can't I'm sensitive to caffeine..I'll be awake all night
Sensitive to caffeine? That makes an interesting idea on where to pour the Red Bull
The smell of that stuff makes me want to vomit
Well, in this intended usage, that'd mean you'd be squirting! Win win
Oh I need to stop!
Wait wait wait....is it squirting or peeing
Both at this stage in my zombie mode F lol c xx
Haha I've yet to see you in Zombie mode
In both modes ya mean lol deffo zombie mode tonight Body is mush but brain is wired "Welcome to the wired House | |||
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"Google the 4 7 8 breathing technique works wonders X I'm trying everything...even listening to waves lol Now I need the loo
hahah just dont turn on the light or all your hard work trying to sleep will be undone
Lights and tv are on sure I'm thinking of doing a bit of ironing now
I’ve loads of ironing, feel free to call around Laura!
Typical bloody lazy ass git... drop them round if you want it done
Will be around in 5, our the kettle on!
Happy to provide a nice massage to help you relax as a reward!
Are you hanging around while I do it? That's very good but I'll expect more than a massage
That’s no problem at all! Seems you’re actually quite close to me at the minute coincidentally, as I said, I’ll be around in 5!
Yes you are very close...
Take your time I'm just off to shave my legs lol
No problem, I’m just jumping in the shower! I’ll let you know when I’m on the way so you can throw the kettle on...Will I ring the doorbell or knock on the window?
Sure the "who near " will tell me where you are knock on the window we don't want to wake the house up lol
Perfect, you’ll probably have to DM me beforehand, just so that I’m sure where I’m going!
Getting ready to leave now, just grabbing all the clothes here
Bring hangers..don't forget the hangers
Not my first rodeo, have a hanger for each shirt, the tshirts can just be folded!
Have the massage oil packed, what else was it you said you wanted? "Just you're sweet ass... my dungeon is awaiting... I mean I'm here waiting to iron your shirts | |||
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"Well I'm Welsh and I can't sleep , mind you the BOSS wouldn't like me sleep ing in work anyway " Well if you've fallen asleep already then you're been kicked out... That's cheating | |||
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"Right, out, gone, goodnight y'all. Night John Boy "Lol you heading for Lauras dungeon | |||
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"Right, out, gone, goodnight y'all. Night John Boy "Don't forget your sheep | |||
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"Google the 4 7 8 breathing technique works wonders X I'm trying everything...even listening to waves lol Now I need the loo
hahah just dont turn on the light or all your hard work trying to sleep will be undone
Lights and tv are on sure I'm thinking of doing a bit of ironing now
I’ve loads of ironing, feel free to call around Laura!
Typical bloody lazy ass git... drop them round if you want it done
Will be around in 5, our the kettle on!
Happy to provide a nice massage to help you relax as a reward!
Are you hanging around while I do it? That's very good but I'll expect more than a massage
That’s no problem at all! Seems you’re actually quite close to me at the minute coincidentally, as I said, I’ll be around in 5!
Yes you are very close...
Take your time I'm just off to shave my legs lol
No problem, I’m just jumping in the shower! I’ll let you know when I’m on the way so you can throw the kettle on...Will I ring the doorbell or knock on the window?
Sure the "who near " will tell me where you are knock on the window we don't want to wake the house up lol
Perfect, you’ll probably have to DM me beforehand, just so that I’m sure where I’m going!
Getting ready to leave now, just grabbing all the clothes here
Bring hangers..don't forget the hangers
Not my first rodeo, have a hanger for each shirt, the tshirts can just be folded!
Have the massage oil packed, what else was it you said you wanted?
Just you're sweet ass... my dungeon is awaiting... I mean I'm here waiting to iron your shirts "I’m intrigued by your dungeon, and my sweet ass is all yours anytime you want, just shout!
Sounds like we’ll be busy for the night, might have to call back at a later date for the shirts! | |||
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"Right, out, gone, goodnight y'all. Night John Boy
Lol you heading for Lauras dungeon "Ohhh I love a good dungeon | |||
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"Google the 4 7 8 breathing technique works wonders X I'm trying everything...even listening to waves lol Now I need the loo
hahah just dont turn on the light or all your hard work trying to sleep will be undone
Lights and tv are on sure I'm thinking of doing a bit of ironing now
I’ve loads of ironing, feel free to call around Laura!
Typical bloody lazy ass git... drop them round if you want it done
Will be around in 5, our the kettle on!
Happy to provide a nice massage to help you relax as a reward!
Are you hanging around while I do it? That's very good but I'll expect more than a massage
That’s no problem at all! Seems you’re actually quite close to me at the minute coincidentally, as I said, I’ll be around in 5!
Yes you are very close...
Take your time I'm just off to shave my legs lol
No problem, I’m just jumping in the shower! I’ll let you know when I’m on the way so you can throw the kettle on...Will I ring the doorbell or knock on the window?
Sure the "who near " will tell me where you are knock on the window we don't want to wake the house up lol
Perfect, you’ll probably have to DM me beforehand, just so that I’m sure where I’m going!
Getting ready to leave now, just grabbing all the clothes here
Bring hangers..don't forget the hangers
Not my first rodeo, have a hanger for each shirt, the tshirts can just be folded!
Have the massage oil packed, what else was it you said you wanted?
Just you're sweet ass... my dungeon is awaiting... I mean I'm here waiting to iron your shirts
I’m intrigued by your dungeon, and my sweet ass is all yours anytime you want, just shout!
Sounds like we’ll be busy for the night, might have to call back at a later date for the shirts! "What shirts? | |||
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"Google the 4 7 8 breathing technique works wonders X I'm trying everything...even listening to waves lol Now I need the loo
hahah just dont turn on the light or all your hard work trying to sleep will be undone
Lights and tv are on sure I'm thinking of doing a bit of ironing now
I’ve loads of ironing, feel free to call around Laura!
Typical bloody lazy ass git... drop them round if you want it done
Will be around in 5, our the kettle on!
Happy to provide a nice massage to help you relax as a reward!
Are you hanging around while I do it? That's very good but I'll expect more than a massage
That’s no problem at all! Seems you’re actually quite close to me at the minute coincidentally, as I said, I’ll be around in 5!
Yes you are very close...
Take your time I'm just off to shave my legs lol
No problem, I’m just jumping in the shower! I’ll let you know when I’m on the way so you can throw the kettle on...Will I ring the doorbell or knock on the window?
Sure the "who near " will tell me where you are knock on the window we don't want to wake the house up lol
Perfect, you’ll probably have to DM me beforehand, just so that I’m sure where I’m going!
Getting ready to leave now, just grabbing all the clothes here
Bring hangers..don't forget the hangers
Not my first rodeo, have a hanger for each shirt, the tshirts can just be folded!
Have the massage oil packed, what else was it you said you wanted?
Just you're sweet ass... my dungeon is awaiting... I mean I'm here waiting to iron your shirts
I’m intrigued by your dungeon, and my sweet ass is all yours anytime you want, just shout!
Sounds like we’ll be busy for the night, might have to call back at a later date for the shirts!
What shirts? "You’re right, let’s drop the act and get to the dungeon! And maybe your sweet ass will be mine too? | |||
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"Right, out, gone, goodnight y'all. Night John Boy
Lol you heading for Lauras dungeon "JD is terrified of the dungeon | |||
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"Google the 4 7 8 breathing technique works wonders X I'm trying everything...even listening to waves lol Now I need the loo
hahah just dont turn on the light or all your hard work trying to sleep will be undone
Lights and tv are on sure I'm thinking of doing a bit of ironing now
I’ve loads of ironing, feel free to call around Laura!
Typical bloody lazy ass git... drop them round if you want it done
Will be around in 5, our the kettle on!
Happy to provide a nice massage to help you relax as a reward!
Are you hanging around while I do it? That's very good but I'll expect more than a massage
That’s no problem at all! Seems you’re actually quite close to me at the minute coincidentally, as I said, I’ll be around in 5!
Yes you are very close...
Take your time I'm just off to shave my legs lol
No problem, I’m just jumping in the shower! I’ll let you know when I’m on the way so you can throw the kettle on...Will I ring the doorbell or knock on the window?
Sure the "who near " will tell me where you are knock on the window we don't want to wake the house up lol
Perfect, you’ll probably have to DM me beforehand, just so that I’m sure where I’m going!
Getting ready to leave now, just grabbing all the clothes here
Bring hangers..don't forget the hangers
Not my first rodeo, have a hanger for each shirt, the tshirts can just be folded!
Have the massage oil packed, what else was it you said you wanted?
Just you're sweet ass... my dungeon is awaiting... I mean I'm here waiting to iron your shirts
I’m intrigued by your dungeon, and my sweet ass is all yours anytime you want, just shout!
Sounds like we’ll be busy for the night, might have to call back at a later date for the shirts!
What shirts?
You’re right, let’s drop the act and get to the dungeon! And maybe your sweet ass will be mine too? "hallelujah a man brave enough to come after my ass.... | |||
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"Right, out, gone, goodnight y'all. Night John Boy
Lol you heading for Lauras dungeon
Ohhh I love a good dungeon "No doubt you do.. | |||
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"Google the 4 7 8 breathing technique works wonders X I'm trying everything...even listening to waves lol Now I need the loo
hahah just dont turn on the light or all your hard work trying to sleep will be undone
Lights and tv are on sure I'm thinking of doing a bit of ironing now
I’ve loads of ironing, feel free to call around Laura!
Typical bloody lazy ass git... drop them round if you want it done
Will be around in 5, our the kettle on!
Happy to provide a nice massage to help you relax as a reward!
Are you hanging around while I do it? That's very good but I'll expect more than a massage
That’s no problem at all! Seems you’re actually quite close to me at the minute coincidentally, as I said, I’ll be around in 5!
Yes you are very close...
Take your time I'm just off to shave my legs lol
No problem, I’m just jumping in the shower! I’ll let you know when I’m on the way so you can throw the kettle on...Will I ring the doorbell or knock on the window?
Sure the "who near " will tell me where you are knock on the window we don't want to wake the house up lol
Perfect, you’ll probably have to DM me beforehand, just so that I’m sure where I’m going!
Getting ready to leave now, just grabbing all the clothes here
Bring hangers..don't forget the hangers
Not my first rodeo, have a hanger for each shirt, the tshirts can just be folded!
Have the massage oil packed, what else was it you said you wanted?
Just you're sweet ass... my dungeon is awaiting... I mean I'm here waiting to iron your shirts
I’m intrigued by your dungeon, and my sweet ass is all yours anytime you want, just shout!
Sounds like we’ll be busy for the night, might have to call back at a later date for the shirts!
What shirts?
You’re right, let’s drop the act and get to the dungeon! And maybe your sweet ass will be mine too?
hallelujah a man brave enough to come after my ass.... "No doubt that I’ll be cumming after your ass
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"Google the 4 7 8 breathing technique works wonders X I'm trying everything...even listening to waves lol Now I need the loo
hahah just dont turn on the light or all your hard work trying to sleep will be undone
Lights and tv are on sure I'm thinking of doing a bit of ironing now
I’ve loads of ironing, feel free to call around Laura!
Typical bloody lazy ass git... drop them round if you want it done
Will be around in 5, our the kettle on!
Happy to provide a nice massage to help you relax as a reward!
Are you hanging around while I do it? That's very good but I'll expect more than a massage
That’s no problem at all! Seems you’re actually quite close to me at the minute coincidentally, as I said, I’ll be around in 5!
Yes you are very close...
Take your time I'm just off to shave my legs lol
No problem, I’m just jumping in the shower! I’ll let you know when I’m on the way so you can throw the kettle on...Will I ring the doorbell or knock on the window?
Sure the "who near " will tell me where you are knock on the window we don't want to wake the house up lol
Perfect, you’ll probably have to DM me beforehand, just so that I’m sure where I’m going!
Getting ready to leave now, just grabbing all the clothes here
Bring hangers..don't forget the hangers
Not my first rodeo, have a hanger for each shirt, the tshirts can just be folded!
Have the massage oil packed, what else was it you said you wanted?
Just you're sweet ass... my dungeon is awaiting... I mean I'm here waiting to iron your shirts
I’m intrigued by your dungeon, and my sweet ass is all yours anytime you want, just shout!
Sounds like we’ll be busy for the night, might have to call back at a later date for the shirts!
What shirts?
You’re right, let’s drop the act and get to the dungeon! And maybe your sweet ass will be mine too?
hallelujah a man brave enough to come after my ass....
No doubt that I’ll be cumming after your ass
I would love nothing more to be honest, and I’m as brave as they get, just try me! "Can someone please knock off that's heating it's bloody roasting in here | |||
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"Google the 4 7 8 breathing technique works wonders X I'm trying everything...even listening to waves lol Now I need the loo
hahah just dont turn on the light or all your hard work trying to sleep will be undone
Lights and tv are on sure I'm thinking of doing a bit of ironing now
I’ve loads of ironing, feel free to call around Laura!
Typical bloody lazy ass git... drop them round if you want it done
Will be around in 5, our the kettle on!
Happy to provide a nice massage to help you relax as a reward!
Are you hanging around while I do it? That's very good but I'll expect more than a massage
That’s no problem at all! Seems you’re actually quite close to me at the minute coincidentally, as I said, I’ll be around in 5!
Yes you are very close...
Take your time I'm just off to shave my legs lol
No problem, I’m just jumping in the shower! I’ll let you know when I’m on the way so you can throw the kettle on...Will I ring the doorbell or knock on the window?
Sure the "who near " will tell me where you are knock on the window we don't want to wake the house up lol
Perfect, you’ll probably have to DM me beforehand, just so that I’m sure where I’m going!
Getting ready to leave now, just grabbing all the clothes here
Bring hangers..don't forget the hangers
Not my first rodeo, have a hanger for each shirt, the tshirts can just be folded!
Have the massage oil packed, what else was it you said you wanted?
Just you're sweet ass... my dungeon is awaiting... I mean I'm here waiting to iron your shirts
I’m intrigued by your dungeon, and my sweet ass is all yours anytime you want, just shout!
Sounds like we’ll be busy for the night, might have to call back at a later date for the shirts!
What shirts?
You’re right, let’s drop the act and get to the dungeon! And maybe your sweet ass will be mine too?
hallelujah a man brave enough to come on my ass.... "Fixed that there for u | |||
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"Google the 4 7 8 breathing technique works wonders X I'm trying everything...even listening to waves lol Now I need the loo
hahah just dont turn on the light or all your hard work trying to sleep will be undone
Lights and tv are on sure I'm thinking of doing a bit of ironing now
I’ve loads of ironing, feel free to call around Laura!
Typical bloody lazy ass git... drop them round if you want it done
Will be around in 5, our the kettle on!
Happy to provide a nice massage to help you relax as a reward!
Are you hanging around while I do it? That's very good but I'll expect more than a massage
That’s no problem at all! Seems you’re actually quite close to me at the minute coincidentally, as I said, I’ll be around in 5!
Yes you are very close...
Take your time I'm just off to shave my legs lol
No problem, I’m just jumping in the shower! I’ll let you know when I’m on the way so you can throw the kettle on...Will I ring the doorbell or knock on the window?
Sure the "who near " will tell me where you are knock on the window we don't want to wake the house up lol
Perfect, you’ll probably have to DM me beforehand, just so that I’m sure where I’m going!
Getting ready to leave now, just grabbing all the clothes here
Bring hangers..don't forget the hangers
Not my first rodeo, have a hanger for each shirt, the tshirts can just be folded!
Have the massage oil packed, what else was it you said you wanted?
Just you're sweet ass... my dungeon is awaiting... I mean I'm here waiting to iron your shirts
I’m intrigued by your dungeon, and my sweet ass is all yours anytime you want, just shout!
Sounds like we’ll be busy for the night, might have to call back at a later date for the shirts!
What shirts?
You’re right, let’s drop the act and get to the dungeon! And maybe your sweet ass will be mine too?
hallelujah a man brave enough to come after my ass....
No doubt that I’ll be cumming after your ass
I would love nothing more to be honest, and I’m as brave as they get, just try me!
Can someone please knock off that's heating it's bloody roasting in here "And we’re only getting warmed up! Don’t worry though, I’m well able to handle the heat, just give me the opportunity | |||
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"Google the 4 7 8 breathing technique works wonders X I'm trying everything...even listening to waves lol Now I need the loo
hahah just dont turn on the light or all your hard work trying to sleep will be undone
Lights and tv are on sure I'm thinking of doing a bit of ironing now
I’ve loads of ironing, feel free to call around Laura!
Typical bloody lazy ass git... drop them round if you want it done
Will be around in 5, our the kettle on!
Happy to provide a nice massage to help you relax as a reward!
Are you hanging around while I do it? That's very good but I'll expect more than a massage
That’s no problem at all! Seems you’re actually quite close to me at the minute coincidentally, as I said, I’ll be around in 5!
Yes you are very close...
Take your time I'm just off to shave my legs lol
No problem, I’m just jumping in the shower! I’ll let you know when I’m on the way so you can throw the kettle on...Will I ring the doorbell or knock on the window?
Sure the "who near " will tell me where you are knock on the window we don't want to wake the house up lol
Perfect, you’ll probably have to DM me beforehand, just so that I’m sure where I’m going!
Getting ready to leave now, just grabbing all the clothes here
Bring hangers..don't forget the hangers
Not my first rodeo, have a hanger for each shirt, the tshirts can just be folded!
Have the massage oil packed, what else was it you said you wanted?
Just you're sweet ass... my dungeon is awaiting... I mean I'm here waiting to iron your shirts
I’m intrigued by your dungeon, and my sweet ass is all yours anytime you want, just shout!
Sounds like we’ll be busy for the night, might have to call back at a later date for the shirts!
What shirts?
You’re right, let’s drop the act and get to the dungeon! And maybe your sweet ass will be mine too?
hallelujah a man brave enough to come after my ass....
No doubt that I’ll be cumming after your ass
I would love nothing more to be honest, and I’m as brave as they get, just try me!
Can someone please knock off that's heating it's bloody roasting in here
And we’re only getting warmed up! Don’t worry though, I’m well able to handle the heat, just give me the opportunity "Mmmmmmmmmmm food for thought my dear | |||
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"Google the 4 7 8 breathing technique works wonders X I'm trying everything...even listening to waves lol Now I need the loo
hahah just dont turn on the light or all your hard work trying to sleep will be undone
Lights and tv are on sure I'm thinking of doing a bit of ironing now
I’ve loads of ironing, feel free to call around Laura!
Typical bloody lazy ass git... drop them round if you want it done
Will be around in 5, our the kettle on!
Happy to provide a nice massage to help you relax as a reward!
Are you hanging around while I do it? That's very good but I'll expect more than a massage
That’s no problem at all! Seems you’re actually quite close to me at the minute coincidentally, as I said, I’ll be around in 5!
Yes you are very close...
Take your time I'm just off to shave my legs lol
No problem, I’m just jumping in the shower! I’ll let you know when I’m on the way so you can throw the kettle on...Will I ring the doorbell or knock on the window?
Sure the "who near " will tell me where you are knock on the window we don't want to wake the house up lol
Perfect, you’ll probably have to DM me beforehand, just so that I’m sure where I’m going!
Getting ready to leave now, just grabbing all the clothes here
Bring hangers..don't forget the hangers
Not my first rodeo, have a hanger for each shirt, the tshirts can just be folded!
Have the massage oil packed, what else was it you said you wanted?
Just you're sweet ass... my dungeon is awaiting... I mean I'm here waiting to iron your shirts
I’m intrigued by your dungeon, and my sweet ass is all yours anytime you want, just shout!
Sounds like we’ll be busy for the night, might have to call back at a later date for the shirts!
What shirts?
You’re right, let’s drop the act and get to the dungeon! And maybe your sweet ass will be mine too?
hallelujah a man brave enough to come after my ass....
No doubt that I’ll be cumming after your ass
I would love nothing more to be honest, and I’m as brave as they get, just try me!
Can someone please knock off that's heating it's bloody roasting in here
And we’re only getting warmed up! Don’t worry though, I’m well able to handle the heat, just give me the opportunity
Mmmmmmmmmmm food for thought my dear "Well, you know what to do if you ever want to see if I can handle the heat...after all, I’m only around the corner! | |||
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"Google the 4 7 8 breathing technique works wonders X I'm trying everything...even listening to waves lol Now I need the loo
hahah just dont turn on the light or all your hard work trying to sleep will be undone
Lights and tv are on sure I'm thinking of doing a bit of ironing now
I’ve loads of ironing, feel free to call around Laura!
Typical bloody lazy ass git... drop them round if you want it done
Will be around in 5, our the kettle on!
Happy to provide a nice massage to help you relax as a reward!
Are you hanging around while I do it? That's very good but I'll expect more than a massage
That’s no problem at all! Seems you’re actually quite close to me at the minute coincidentally, as I said, I’ll be around in 5!
Yes you are very close...
Take your time I'm just off to shave my legs lol
No problem, I’m just jumping in the shower! I’ll let you know when I’m on the way so you can throw the kettle on...Will I ring the doorbell or knock on the window?
Sure the "who near " will tell me where you are knock on the window we don't want to wake the house up lol
Perfect, you’ll probably have to DM me beforehand, just so that I’m sure where I’m going!
Getting ready to leave now, just grabbing all the clothes here
Bring hangers..don't forget the hangers
Not my first rodeo, have a hanger for each shirt, the tshirts can just be folded!
Have the massage oil packed, what else was it you said you wanted?
Just you're sweet ass... my dungeon is awaiting... I mean I'm here waiting to iron your shirts
I’m intrigued by your dungeon, and my sweet ass is all yours anytime you want, just shout!
Sounds like we’ll be busy for the night, might have to call back at a later date for the shirts!
What shirts?
You’re right, let’s drop the act and get to the dungeon! And maybe your sweet ass will be mine too?
hallelujah a man brave enough to come after my ass....
No doubt that I’ll be cumming after your ass
I would love nothing more to be honest, and I’m as brave as they get, just try me!
Can someone please knock off that's heating it's bloody roasting in here
And we’re only getting warmed up! Don’t worry though, I’m well able to handle the heat, just give me the opportunity
Mmmmmmmmmmm food for thought my dear
Well, you know what to do if you ever want to see if I can handle the heat...after all, I’m only around the corner! "Duly noted young man | |||
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"I can't sleep reading this tread about others who can't sleep any of the ladies want to come over & tire me out maybe rock me to sleep. Failing that anyone got a heavy hammer they can clock me with.?? Here I'll lend you the hammer....knock yourself out..literally " | |||
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"Google the 4 7 8 breathing technique works wonders X I'm trying everything...even listening to waves lol" Thats just gna make you want to pee | |||
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"Google the 4 7 8 breathing technique works wonders X I'm trying everything...even listening to waves lol Thats just gna make you want to pee "Ironically it didn't but did for Laura or is it squirting | |||
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