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The Perfect Vagina.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

The vagina is like a van gogh painting. Up close it may not be so attractive, to some. You need to step back to admire the vagina in all its beauty so guys the question is, what makes the perfect vagina?

Ladies please don't feel like your lady-hole isn't good enough. There are many factors that go into a great hoo-ha and all are not created equally, thank God.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hahaha this is great

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All vaginas are perfect when your tongues hanging out of them

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By *ontbesillywrapyourwillyMan
over a year ago

Tipperary

the perfect vagina has my cock in it

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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of

This is going to be interesting. Please guys don't be shy!

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By *s LollyWoman
over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

Hmmmmmmmm keep them cuming..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The vagina is like a van gogh painting. Up close it may not be so attractive, to some. You need to step back to admire the vagina in all its beauty so guys the question is, what makes the perfect vagina?

Ladies please don't feel like your lady-hole isn't good enough. There are many factors that go into a great hoo-ha and all are not created equally, thank God."

I suppose it’s the very same about a penis for the ladies.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On this site? Presumably one that's available.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All vaginas are perfect

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By *ontbesillywrapyourwillyMan
over a year ago

Tipperary


"All vaginas are perfect"
are they

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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of

Nothing to go on so far, except casey hitting the nail.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In school i got a A1 for mine..

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By *ontbesillywrapyourwillyMan
over a year ago

Tipperary

i spoke to a girl over Xmas. before I fucked her I asked her what her vagina was like

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Surely we can do better than this lads, if I asked ye what the perfect handshake was, id get more revealing answers.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"In school i got a A1 for mine.."

That's because yours didn't talk back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Click in for a few minutes and I'm met with this .... pmsl

The perfect vagina .... mine of course

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By *ontbesillywrapyourwillyMan
over a year ago

Tipperary


"Surely we can do better than this lads, if I asked ye what the perfect handshake was, id get more revealing answers."
the perfect vagina is extremely tight. simple as that. some look better then others but same can be said with cocks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The perfect vagina is one that hasn't had more pricks then a dartboard and feels like you just entered the Bermuda triangle

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Surely we can do better than this lads, if I asked ye what the perfect handshake was, id get more revealing answers.the perfect vagina is extremely tight. simple as that. some look better then others but same can be said with cocks "

I think tight is definitely up there, on the top ten

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By *s LollyWoman
over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...


"The perfect vagina is one that hasn't had more pricks then a dartboard and feels like you just entered the Bermuda triangle "
haha love it x

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By *ontbesillywrapyourwillyMan
over a year ago

Tipperary


"Surely we can do better than this lads, if I asked ye what the perfect handshake was, id get more revealing answers.the perfect vagina is extremely tight. simple as that. some look better then others but same can be said with cocks

I think tight is definitely up there, on the top ten "
it's number one if your honest

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The perfect vagina is one that hasn't had more pricks then a dartboard and feels like you just entered the Bermuda triangle "

Maybe I could word that a bit differently, what your saying is, its important for you how many other men it associates with

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Been told many times mines perfect

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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of


"Surely we can do better than this lads, if I asked ye what the perfect handshake was, id get more revealing answers.the perfect vagina is extremely tight. simple as that. some look better then others but same can be said with cocks

I think tight is definitely up there, on the top ten it's number one if your honest "

So Grand Canyon and it takes you a long time to cum and make the lady happy isn't on?

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By *atthewsundriMan
over a year ago

dundrum

First of all you need to be able to see it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Surely men realise the correlation between how small a penis is and how tight a vagina feels to that penis?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The vagina is like a van gogh painting. Up close it may not be so attractive, to some. You need to step back to admire the vagina in all its beauty so guys the question is, what makes the perfect vagina?

Ladies please don't feel like your lady-hole isn't good enough. There are many factors that go into a great hoo-ha and all are not created equally, thank God."
One that can give and take.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Surely we can do better than this lads, if I asked ye what the perfect handshake was, id get more revealing answers.the perfect vagina is extremely tight. simple as that. some look better then others but same can be said with cocks

I think tight is definitely up there, on the top ten it's number one if your honest

So Grand Canyon and it takes you a long time to cum and make the lady happy isn't on? "

Your on to something there hunter, one that orgasms after 10 thrusts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One that doesn't talk back lol

Seriously, no right answer..

All are similar but different in someway..

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The vagina is like a van gogh painting. Up close it may not be so attractive, to some. You need to step back to admire the vagina in all its beauty so guys the question is, what makes the perfect vagina?

Ladies please don't feel like your lady-hole isn't good enough. There are many factors that go into a great hoo-ha and all are not created equally, thank God. One that can give and take."

Are you getting your vagina mixed up with your cock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The vagina is like a van gogh painting. Up close it may not be so attractive, to some. You need to step back to admire the vagina in all its beauty so guys the question is, what makes the perfect vagina?

Ladies please don't feel like your lady-hole isn't good enough. There are many factors that go into a great hoo-ha and all are not created equally, thank God. One that can give and take.

Are you getting your vagina mixed up with your cock "
Well if I had one of each like you suggested I would never need a woman.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The vagina is like a van gogh painting. Up close it may not be so attractive, to some. You need to step back to admire the vagina in all its beauty so guys the question is, what makes the perfect vagina?

Ladies please don't feel like your lady-hole isn't good enough. There are many factors that go into a great hoo-ha and all are not created equally, thank God. One that can give and take.

Are you getting your vagina mixed up with your cock Well if I had one of each like you suggested I would never need a woman."

Id say a toothless one is the way to go for you santa claws

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The vagina is like a van gogh painting. Up close it may not be so attractive, to some. You need to step back to admire the vagina in all its beauty so guys the question is, what makes the perfect vagina?

Ladies please don't feel like your lady-hole isn't good enough. There are many factors that go into a great hoo-ha and all are not created equally, thank God. One that can give and take.

Are you getting your vagina mixed up with your cock Well if I had one of each like you suggested I would never need a woman.

Id say a toothless one is the way to go for you santa claws "
Why you scared she might bite it off and leave noting for you to play with.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Been told many times mines perfect "

I hadn't noticed before, but you have really pretty hands

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A nice set of lips,clean and fresh

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A nice set of lips,clean and fresh"

Clean and fresh should definitely go into the top ten

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By *aythekiddMan
over a year ago

Carlow

Well ducks have really interestingly shaped vaginas, helps with selecting the ideal male and strengthening the next generation with better genes

Similarly dolphins have an extremely musclely vagina that also help to stop unwanted males from passing on their genes

Now while those are both pretty handy traits for a vagina to have, I'm not quite sure they're "perfect".....maybe a kangaroos? They have three vaginas and don't people say "the more the merrier"?

Wait have I missed the point here

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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of


"Surely we can do better than this lads, if I asked ye what the perfect handshake was, id get more revealing answers.the perfect vagina is extremely tight. simple as that. some look better then others but same can be said with cocks

I think tight is definitely up there, on the top ten it's number one if your honest

So Grand Canyon and it takes you a long time to cum and make the lady happy isn't on?

Your on to something there hunter, one that orgasms after 10 thrusts "

lol, it has yet to be invented but it nearly made me squirt

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Surely we can do better than this lads, if I asked ye what the perfect handshake was, id get more revealing answers.the perfect vagina is extremely tight. simple as that. some look better then others but same can be said with cocks

I think tight is definitely up there, on the top ten it's number one if your honest

So Grand Canyon and it takes you a long time to cum and make the lady happy isn't on?

Your on to something there hunter, one that orgasms after 10 thrusts

lol, it has yet to be invented but it nearly made me squirt "

Extra gushing action is good too

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Well ducks have really interestingly shaped vaginas, helps with selecting the ideal male and strengthening the next generation with better genes

Similarly dolphins have an extremely musclely vagina that also help to stop unwanted males from passing on their genes

Now while those are both pretty handy traits for a vagina to have, I'm not quite sure they're "perfect".....maybe a kangaroos? They have three vaginas and don't people say "the more the merrier"?

Wait have I missed the point here "

Check out the male ducks, corkscrew penises, with spines

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Perfect vagina is never stops riden the cock or get bored

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Extremely wet and gushing cum preferably

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Extremely wet and gushing cum preferably "

Wetness has to be up there

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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of


"Extremely wet and gushing cum preferably

Wetness has to be up there "

Sorry to be a pain and interfere here again, wet and tight is in this case a contradiction.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Extremely wet and gushing cum preferably

Wetness has to be up there

Sorry to be a pain and interfere here again, wet and tight is in this case a contradiction. "

OK, then, squeezing ability

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

It would be very remiss of me not to mention the woman who owns it, obviously has the perfect vagina.

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By *iftyfifty51Man
over a year ago

trim


"Been told many times mines perfect "

I agree, it's georgous

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By *anaduABCMan
over a year ago

Dublin

Vagina is quite possible the ugliest and least sexy words in the english language. I want to fuck or lick my vagina....guaranteed cock softening words there....for me anyway

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By *anaduABCMan
over a year ago

Dublin


"Vagina is quite possible the ugliest and least sexy words in the english language. I want to fuck or lick my vagina....guaranteed cock softening words there....for me anyway"

Lol i want you to fuck or lick my vagina that should say lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Vagina is quite possible the ugliest and least sexy words in the english language. I want to fuck or lick my vagina....guaranteed cock softening words there....for me anyway

Lol i want you to fuck or lick my vagina that should say lol"

It still doesn't sound quite right for some reason

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