FabSwingers.com forum: FAB: A NEWBIES USER'S GUIDE...

By *easingTim OP Man
over a year ago

Loughlinstown

For those new to swinging, would like to welcome you with a "USER'S MANUAL" to help you take the big step into the wonderful world that is Fab

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1. Firstly "Pegging" is not like being "tagged" on Facebook... especially if you're a guy intending to walk the next day

2. MMF is NOT the same as MFM... unless you're a bloke into sword play all night long

3. Cuck-olding is not about asking a woman's middle aged hubby to go fix you a sandwich because you're peckish while banging her

4. "420 friendly" does not necessarily make you a mathematician nor a numerologist

5. "Vanilla" has nothing to do with bringing her to Teddy's for an ice-cream... although that's kinda romantic

6. A "bull" or "unicorn" doesn't involve 2 people dressing up in an animal costume

However, "Bear back" does involve two people

7. A "soft swap" or "full swap" is not about trading Star Wars playing cards...

8. You don't need a Super-Soaker to get a woman wet but ...if she's a "squirter", best stick on goggles and snorkle with a few fresh towels on the bed

9. "DP" does not mean "display picture"... but can make a great profile picture here on Fab all the same. "Just say "cheese" guys!"

10. "Top or bottom?" doesn't refer to which bunk bed you'd like for the night

So glad this has set you straight on the fun Fab road ahead...

Enjoy!

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By *eijaWoman
over a year ago

City Centre

"For those new to swinging, would like to welcome you with a "USER'S MANUAL" to help you take the big step into the wonderful world that is Fab

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1. Firstly "Pegging" is not like being "tagged" on Facebook... especially if you're a guy intending to walk the next day

2. MMF is NOT the same as MFM... unless you're a bloke into sword play all night long

3. Cuck-olding is not about asking a woman's middle aged hubby to go fix you a sandwich because you're peckish while banging her

4. "420 friendly" does not necessarily make you a mathematician nor a numerologist

5. "Vanilla" has nothing to do with bringing her to Teddy's for an ice-cream... although that's kinda romantic

6. A "bull" or "unicorn" doesn't involve 2 people dressing up in an animal costume

However, "Bear back" does involve two people

7. A "soft swap" or "full swap" is not about trading Star Wars playing cards...

8. You don't need a Super-Soaker to get a woman wet but ...if she's a "squirter", best stick on goggles and snorkle with a few fresh towels on the bed

9. "DP" does not mean "display picture"... but can make a great profile picture here on Fab all the same. "Just say "cheese" guys!"

10. "Top or bottom?" doesn't refer to which bunk bed you'd like for the night

So glad this has set you straight on the fun Fab road ahead...

Enjoy!

Too funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Enjoyed that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ha! I just lol all over myself.

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By *iftyfifty51Man
over a year ago

trim

Very good. Still don't know what 420 friendly means

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By *kmanMan
over a year ago

Letterkenny

Nice one.

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By *auraLucyLuLuWoman
over a year ago

Dublin

Thanks Tim I'm sure the new guys are sorted now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thanks finally learnt what bear back means

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Learned a lot there tim tks

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By *easingTim OP Man
over a year ago

Loughlinstown

"Learned a lot there tim tks

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Am here to help buddy

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By *eductively_SweetWoman
over a year ago

wexford

brillant tim im still giggling

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So funny luv it.. not sure what number 4 is

Luv number 9

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By *aura likeTV/TS
over a year ago

West Dublin

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By *aura likeTV/TS
over a year ago

West Dublin

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By *aura likeTV/TS
over a year ago

West Dublin

420 smoking funny cigarettes

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By *aura likeTV/TS
over a year ago

West Dublin

Not allowed post illegal substances

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love it... number 2 I know the difference but not sure which is which

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ha ha thanks OP for giving me a laugh

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By *easingTim OP Man
over a year ago

Loughlinstown

"Ha ha thanks OP for giving me a laugh

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Glad I gave you a good laugh

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By *aythekiddMan
over a year ago

Carlow

Oh god I best write all this down

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By *LICK IF U DAREWoman
over a year ago

good girl gone bad!!!!!!

Brilliant ????????

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By *eanontiWoman
over a year ago

Limerick

So funny. I had to ask about the 420 too a while back lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is there a ban on saying stoner friendly or something?

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By *jb_1980Man
over a year ago

limerick

Brilliant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gave me a giggle

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By *hocko87Man
over a year ago

dublin

Lmao that's the best tread yet

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By *ohndunboyneMan
over a year ago

Dunboyne & Dublin

Brilliant OP

Can't believe so many are oblivious to what 420 friendly means

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By *easingTim OP Man
over a year ago

Loughlinstown

"Brilliant OP

Can't believe so many are oblivious to what 420 friendly means

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Thanks J.D, as long as someone reads it then looks into what the terms really mean, they know what they might be getting themselves into making Fab life run better for everyone

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By *etergemmaCouple
over a year ago

South Dublin Area

Fook that mfm and mmf bollox, i search on pornhub for mmf porn and it brings up two straight guys and a girl, thats good enough for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Very well put together OP

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By *s LollyWoman
over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

Had to google no 4.....

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

^^ Grammar nazi

*6. Bareback

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By *adame BWoman
over a year ago

C'est moi Boudoir

You forgot Water sports Tim...quick before we get inundated with pics of newbies wearing flippers!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You may also want to do a section on message etiquette

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By *easingTim OP Man
over a year ago

Loughlinstown

"^^ Grammar nazi

*6. Bareback

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I know but ruins a good animal joke so best keep that our little secret... shhhhh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"^^ Grammar nazi

*6. Bareback

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I know but ruins a good animal joke so best keep that our little secret... shhhhh

Ok dude, sssshhhh

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By *etergemmaCouple
over a year ago

South Dublin Area

Brilliantly wriiten btw dude!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love it!

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By *easingTim OP Man
over a year ago

Loughlinstown

"Lmao that's the best tread yet "

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Thanks Choco

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By *easingTim OP Man
over a year ago

Loughlinstown

"Fook that mfm and mmf bollox, i search on pornhub for mmf porn and it brings up two straight guys and a girl, thats good enough for me"

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Ha! Ha! Will you break the news to Pornhub or shall I??

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