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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

So I was a wee bit naughty but I've learned my lesson. . Hello again

I'm wrapping presents slightly intoxicated. Is it bad my bows will not be perfect !!!!

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By *verage Joe BlackMan
over a year ago

Border Area

"So I was a wee bit naughty but I've learned my lesson. . Hello again

I'm wrapping presents slightly intoxicated. Is it bad my bows will not be perfect !!!!"

If you’re half cut then the bows are going to look like exquisite French art... until you sober up...!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So I was a wee bit naughty but I've learned my lesson. . Hello again

I'm wrapping presents slightly intoxicated. Is it bad my bows will not be perfect !!!!"

We never missed ya Sally

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By *auraLucyLuLuWoman
over a year ago

Dublin

"So I was a wee bit naughty but I've learned my lesson. . Hello again

I'm wrapping presents slightly intoxicated. Is it bad my bows will not be perfect !!!!"

I bet they will look perfect but knowing you you will redo them tomorrow lol

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By *ohndunboyneMan
over a year ago

Dunboyne & Dublin

Naughty? Isn't that what we're here for? Or were you on the Naughty Step? With Santa watching! Well, at least you will have a good fire on Christmas Day

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By *ohndunboyneMan
over a year ago

Dunboyne & Dublin

As long as your bows can be undone with a flick of a finger or two, nobody will mind

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"So I was a wee bit naughty but I've learned my lesson. . Hello again

I'm wrapping presents slightly intoxicated. Is it bad my bows will not be perfect !!!!

We never missed ya Sally

Didn't miss you either

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"So I was a wee bit naughty but I've learned my lesson. . Hello again

I'm wrapping presents slightly intoxicated. Is it bad my bows will not be perfect !!!!

I bet they will look perfect but knowing you you will redo them tomorrow lol "

Ahhh you know I will ... I may put them away ... hot glue gun and alcohol never mix

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"As long as your bows can be undone with a flick of a finger or two, nobody will mind

My elf is watching

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By *auraLucyLuLuWoman
over a year ago

Dublin

"So I was a wee bit naughty but I've learned my lesson. . Hello again

I'm wrapping presents slightly intoxicated. Is it bad my bows will not be perfect !!!!

I bet they will look perfect but knowing you you will redo them tomorrow lol

Ahhh you know I will ... I may put them away ... hot glue gun and alcohol never mix

You've just given me a new idea... Thanks

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"So I was a wee bit naughty but I've learned my lesson. . Hello again

I'm wrapping presents slightly intoxicated. Is it bad my bows will not be perfect !!!!

I bet they will look perfect but knowing you you will redo them tomorrow lol

Ahhh you know I will ... I may put them away ... hot glue gun and alcohol never mix

You've just given me a new idea... Thanks

Hot glue is not a toy ...lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For me it's not the present or wrapping, thought and good will that counts..

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By *ohndunboyneMan
over a year ago

Dunboyne & Dublin

WTF are you doing with a hot glue gun??

Be very, very careful! If you mistake it for your vibrator, that's a nail in the coffin to your Fab life

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By *auraLucyLuLuWoman
over a year ago

Dublin

"So I was a wee bit naughty but I've learned my lesson. . Hello again

I'm wrapping presents slightly intoxicated. Is it bad my bows will not be perfect !!!!

I bet they will look perfect but knowing you you will redo them tomorrow lol

Ahhh you know I will ... I may put them away ... hot glue gun and alcohol never mix

You've just given me a new idea... Thanks

Hot glue is not a toy ...lol"

But...but..but...I can have fun with it

spoil sport

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"For me it's not the present or wrapping, thought and good will that counts.."

Agree but I've ocd. .. I make my own bows. It's a talent you know. Presentation is very important to me

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"WTF are you doing with a hot glue gun??

Be very, very careful! If you mistake it for your vibrator, that's a nail in the coffin to your Fab life

No getting through that pussy

.... I'm making bows ... duhhh

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"So I was a wee bit naughty but I've learned my lesson. . Hello again

I'm wrapping presents slightly intoxicated. Is it bad my bows will not be perfect !!!!

I bet they will look perfect but knowing you you will redo them tomorrow lol

Ahhh you know I will ... I may put them away ... hot glue gun and alcohol never mix

You've just given me a new idea... Thanks

Hot glue is not a toy ...lol

But...but..but...I can have fun with it

spoil sport

Laura your banned ... 48 hrs

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By *auraLucyLuLuWoman
over a year ago

Dublin

"So I was a wee bit naughty but I've learned my lesson. . Hello again

I'm wrapping presents slightly intoxicated. Is it bad my bows will not be perfect !!!!

I bet they will look perfect but knowing you you will redo them tomorrow lol

Ahhh you know I will ... I may put them away ... hot glue gun and alcohol never mix

You've just given me a new idea... Thanks

Hot glue is not a toy ...lol

But...but..but...I can have fun with it

spoil sport

Laura your banned ... 48 hrs "

Noooooooo I've never been on the naughty step...I don't even know where it is!!! Can't believe you're sending me there.. where is it?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"So I was a wee bit naughty but I've learned my lesson. . Hello again

I'm wrapping presents slightly intoxicated. Is it bad my bows will not be perfect !!!!

I bet they will look perfect but knowing you you will redo them tomorrow lol

Ahhh you know I will ... I may put them away ... hot glue gun and alcohol never mix

You've just given me a new idea... Thanks

Hot glue is not a toy ...lol

But...but..but...I can have fun with it

spoil sport

Laura your banned ... 48 hrs

Noooooooo I've never been on the naughty step...I don't even know where it is!!! Can't believe you're sending me there.. where is it?

go straight ahead and first turn left after the really big cock

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By *auraLucyLuLuWoman
over a year ago

Dublin

"So I was a wee bit naughty but I've learned my lesson. . Hello again

I'm wrapping presents slightly intoxicated. Is it bad my bows will not be perfect !!!!

I bet they will look perfect but knowing you you will redo them tomorrow lol

Ahhh you know I will ... I may put them away ... hot glue gun and alcohol never mix

You've just given me a new idea... Thanks

Hot glue is not a toy ...lol

But...but..but...I can have fun with it

spoil sport

Laura your banned ... 48 hrs

Noooooooo I've never been on the naughty step...I don't even know where it is!!! Can't believe you're sending me there.. where is it?

go straight ahead and first turn left after the really big cock

There's a really big cock around here?

Surly you mean clock?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"So I was a wee bit naughty but I've learned my lesson. . Hello again

I'm wrapping presents slightly intoxicated. Is it bad my bows will not be perfect !!!!

I bet they will look perfect but knowing you you will redo them tomorrow lol

Ahhh you know I will ... I may put them away ... hot glue gun and alcohol never mix

You've just given me a new idea... Thanks

Hot glue is not a toy ...lol

But...but..but...I can have fun with it

spoil sport

Laura your banned ... 48 hrs

Noooooooo I've never been on the naughty step...I don't even know where it is!!! Can't believe you're sending me there.. where is it?

go straight ahead and first turn left after the really big cock

There's a really big cock around here?

Surly you mean clock?

I was mistaken. ... it was all just a dream

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By *ohndunboyneMan
over a year ago

Dunboyne & Dublin

"So I was a wee bit naughty but I've learned my lesson. . Hello again

I'm wrapping presents slightly intoxicated. Is it bad my bows will not be perfect !!!!

I bet they will look perfect but knowing you you will redo them tomorrow lol

Ahhh you know I will ... I may put them away ... hot glue gun and alcohol never mix

You've just given me a new idea... Thanks

Hot glue is not a toy ...lol

But...but..but...I can have fun with it

spoil sport

Laura your banned ... 48 hrs

Noooooooo I've never been on the naughty step...I don't even know where it is!!! Can't believe you're sending me there.. where is it?

go straight ahead and first turn left after the really big cock

There's a really big cock around here?

Surly you mean clock?

I was mistaken. ... it was all just a dream

Yeah, I often dream I'm hung like a horse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Now we all know what you are getting for Christmas

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By *ohndunboyneMan
over a year ago

Dunboyne & Dublin

"Now we all know what you are getting for Christmas

Yeah, a 10lb weight with a string for my helmet

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