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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Compete the following:

" Fab would be a great site if.."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If locals were attractive and replied to messages lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wasn’t that picky and didn’t expect respect and a bit of manners.

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By *osmicGateMan
over a year ago

louth

if there was more women on it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If people would stop taking it so serious and understand people have a life outside of it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If locals were attractive and replied to messages lol "

That was exactly the statement that opens the door to hell

*popcorn time

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By *easingTimMan
over a year ago

Loughlinstown

...people filled out their profiles more

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By *orguyMan
over a year ago

Tuam

People had more respect for each other

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By *easingTimMan
over a year ago

Loughlinstown

...Fabbers made the effort to create decent forums and threads instead of allowing the trolls to run amuck here most days

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

They paid travel expenses

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Compete the following:

" Fab would be a great site if..""
...if people would not take everything so terribly serious and themselves so important.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If locals were attractive and replied to messages lol

That was exactly the statement that opens the door to hell

*popcorn time"

Just telling it as it is

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By *hocko87Man
over a year ago

dublin

Fab would be better if we could get rid of all the messers

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By *aid backMan
over a year ago

by a lake with my rod out

If people I knew came back it was a lot more fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fab would be better if we could get rid of all the messers "

I've been here for some time, so do not take this all to seriously, it's a nice pastime, if you're lucky you'll find a nice chat, maybe more and that's it.

The chances of meeting somebody are much greater in the analog world. See a nightclub or pub for nice people

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

If you could lick the screen and taste the vagina

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By *xplicitlyricsMan
over a year ago

south dublin

If people didnt think it was a dating site

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If women stopped thinking it was a competition

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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of

If there were more Jedi swingers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If there were more Jedi swingers "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I could dial a ride

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If people would stop taking it so serious and understand people have a life outside of it "

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By *aid backMan
over a year ago

by a lake with my rod out


"If there were more Jedi swingers "

These are not the dildos you are looking for

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By *orethanenough73Man
over a year ago

City centre

If the force was stronger with is guys rather than the ladies.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If there were more Jedi swingers

These are not the dildos you are looking for "

When you run out of lube just use the force!!

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By *orguyMan
over a year ago

Tuam

If everybody went to a social

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By *aid backMan
over a year ago

by a lake with my rod out


"If everybody went to a social "

You always mention that but never seem to go to them yourself?

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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of


"If there were more Jedi swingers

These are not the dildos you are looking for

When you run out of lube just use the force!! "

My pussy is endless source of natural lube

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By *orguyMan
over a year ago

Tuam


"If everybody went to a social

You always mention that but never seem to go to them yourself? "

It's my New Year's Resolution. I've been hearing about how awesome they are and how they change your life. I just seem to always be overseas when they're on, sorry Laid.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

They provided a childcare service

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By *verage Joe BlackMan
over a year ago

Border Area


"If everybody went to a social

You always mention that but never seem to go to them yourself?

It's my New Year's Resolution. I've been hearing about how awesome they are and how they change your life. I just seem to always be overseas when they're on, sorry Laid. "

Very poor Tor. You’d think you would make some sort of effort instead of using the old “I’m working overseas” excuse. Come on now - but of effort..

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By *orguyMan
over a year ago

Tuam


"If everybody went to a social

You always mention that but never seem to go to them yourself?

It's my New Year's Resolution. I've been hearing about how awesome they are and how they change your life. I just seem to always be overseas when they're on, sorry Laid.

Very poor Tor. You’d think you would make some sort of effort instead of using the old “I’m working overseas” excuse. Come on now - but of effort.. "

I have it sorted Joe...... I'm not setting foot outside Ireland again until I've been to one of these awesome socials. I'll wave at you from across the room.

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By *verage Joe BlackMan
over a year ago

Border Area


"If everybody went to a social

You always mention that but never seem to go to them yourself?

It's my New Year's Resolution. I've been hearing about how awesome they are and how they change your life. I just seem to always be overseas when they're on, sorry Laid.

Very poor Tor. You’d think you would make some sort of effort instead of using the old “I’m working overseas” excuse. Come on now - but of effort..

I have it sorted Joe...... I'm not setting foot outside Ireland again until I've been to one of these awesome socials. I'll wave at you from across the room. "

Unfortunately I won’t be there; I’m working overseas at the minute...

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By *verage Joe BlackMan
over a year ago

Border Area


"Compete the following:

" Fab would be a great site if..""

...there were divisions just like football and you get promoted or relegated by the amount of verifications / meets you have.

And then the filters were more strict based on whatever “division” you are in ...

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By *orguyMan
over a year ago

Tuam


"Compete the following:

" Fab would be a great site if.."

...there were divisions just like football and you get promoted or relegated by the amount of verifications / meets you have.

And then the filters were more strict based on whatever “division” you are in ... "

You'll be in the bottom division so Joe....best start going to the awesome socials

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By *verage Joe BlackMan
over a year ago

Border Area


"Compete the following:

" Fab would be a great site if.."

...there were divisions just like football and you get promoted or relegated by the amount of verifications / meets you have.

And then the filters were more strict based on whatever “division” you are in ...

You'll be in the bottom division so Joe....best start going to the awesome socials "

I’ve no-one to go with - how you fixed...?? Maybe that laid fella up above could get me an invite..?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It is awesome... Must be meeting the wrong people

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By *orguyMan
over a year ago

Tuam


"Compete the following:

" Fab would be a great site if.."

...there were divisions just like football and you get promoted or relegated by the amount of verifications / meets you have.

And then the filters were more strict based on whatever “division” you are in ...

You'll be in the bottom division so Joe....best start going to the awesome socials

I’ve no-one to go with - how you fixed...?? Maybe that laid fella up above could get me an invite..?"

I'll bring ya Joe...but only if ya get that blue cock sorted...that looks nasty. Is it painful??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If locals were attractive and replied to messages lol

That was exactly the statement that opens the door to hell

*popcorn time"

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By *verage Joe BlackMan
over a year ago

Border Area


"Compete the following:

" Fab would be a great site if.."

...there were divisions just like football and you get promoted or relegated by the amount of verifications / meets you have.

And then the filters were more strict based on whatever “division” you are in ...

You'll be in the bottom division so Joe....best start going to the awesome socials

I’ve no-one to go with - how you fixed...?? Maybe that laid fella up above could get me an invite..?

I'll bring ya Joe...but only if ya get that blue cock sorted...that looks nasty. Is it painful??"

It’s not great; it happened from wearing boxers that were murderously tight and had my cock squeezed against me...

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By *verage Joe BlackMan
over a year ago

Border Area


"Compete the following:

" Fab would be a great site if..""

There weren’t three “fuck or avoid” threads every day

Is one a week not enough...??

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By *orguyMan
over a year ago

Tuam


"Compete the following:

" Fab would be a great site if.."

...there were divisions just like football and you get promoted or relegated by the amount of verifications / meets you have.

And then the filters were more strict based on whatever “division” you are in ...

You'll be in the bottom division so Joe....best start going to the awesome socials

I’ve no-one to go with - how you fixed...?? Maybe that laid fella up above could get me an invite..?

I'll bring ya Joe...but only if ya get that blue cock sorted...that looks nasty. Is it painful??

It’s not great; it happened from wearing boxers that were murderously tight and had my cock squeezed against me... "

What did the doctor call that??

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By *ebelickerMan
over a year ago

Cork


"I wasn’t that picky and didn’t expect respect and a bit of manners. "

Be Perfect if more women joined ,

Picky ones could be left on the shelf then

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By *verage Joe BlackMan
over a year ago

Border Area


"

I'll bring ya Joe...but only if ya get that blue cock sorted...that looks nasty. Is it painful??

It’s not great; it happened from wearing boxers that were murderously tight and had my cock squeezed against me...

What did the doctor call that??"

Pretty sure he called it Torguy Syndrome after the fella who suffered from it first...

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By *orguyMan
over a year ago

Tuam


"

I'll bring ya Joe...but only if ya get that blue cock sorted...that looks nasty. Is it painful??

It’s not great; it happened from wearing boxers that were murderously tight and had my cock squeezed against me...

What did the doctor call that??

Pretty sure he called it Torguy Syndrome after the fella who suffered from it first... "

I googled that it said the reason it's called that is because they couldn't get boxers big enough for this Torguy and that he's a legendary lover to all ladies

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By *verage Joe BlackMan
over a year ago

Border Area


"

I'll bring ya Joe...but only if ya get that blue cock sorted...that looks nasty. Is it painful??

It’s not great; it happened from wearing boxers that were murderously tight and had my cock squeezed against me...

What did the doctor call that??

Pretty sure he called it Torguy Syndrome after the fella who suffered from it first...

I googled that it said the reason it's called that is because they couldn't get boxers big enough for this Torguy and that he's a legendary lover to all ladies "

One-Nil to Torguy and his boxers

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By *orguyMan
over a year ago

Tuam


"

I'll bring ya Joe...but only if ya get that blue cock sorted...that looks nasty. Is it painful??

It’s not great; it happened from wearing boxers that were murderously tight and had my cock squeezed against me...

What did the doctor call that??

Pretty sure he called it Torguy Syndrome after the fella who suffered from it first...

I googled that it said the reason it's called that is because they couldn't get boxers big enough for this Torguy and that he's a legendary lover to all ladies

One-Nil to Torguy and his boxers "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I wasn’t that picky and didn’t expect respect and a bit of manners.

Be Perfect if more women joined ,

Picky ones could be left on the shelf then "

Picky ones on the shelf really haha

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By *murphMan
over a year ago

drogheda

A little more honesty and maybe morefun

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By *auraLucyLuLuWoman
over a year ago

Dublin


"I wasn’t that picky and didn’t expect respect and a bit of manners.

Be Perfect if more women joined ,

Picky ones could be left on the shelf then "

Another great comment along with your cesarean and stretchmark one

Bravo you're doing well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If all the fake profiles and trolls disappeared ... i can but dream

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By *ebelickerMan
over a year ago

Cork


"I wasn’t that picky and didn’t expect respect and a bit of manners.

Be Perfect if more women joined ,

Picky ones could be left on the shelf then

Another great comment along with your cesarean and stretchmark one

Bravo you're doing well "

If some more slender women joined bbws be on the shelf as well

RSJ more so than shelf maybe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I wasn’t that picky and didn’t expect respect and a bit of manners.

Be Perfect if more women joined ,

Picky ones could be left on the shelf then

Another great comment along with your cesarean and stretchmark one

Bravo you're doing well

If some more slender women joined bbws be on the shelf as well

RSJ more so than shelf maybe "

It will be a while before u get your first verification u realy talk yourself out of meeting all or any of the lovely sexy ladys on fab

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I wasn’t that picky and didn’t expect respect and a bit of manners.

Be Perfect if more women joined ,

Picky ones could be left on the shelf then

Another great comment along with your cesarean and stretchmark one

Bravo you're doing well

If some more slender women joined bbws be on the shelf as well

RSJ more so than shelf maybe

It will be a while before u get your first verification u realy talk yourself out of meeting all or any of the lovely sexy ladys on fab "

I sent an email to all the lovely sexy ladies on fab to let them know about the culprit.

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By *auraLucyLuLuWoman
over a year ago

Dublin


"I wasn’t that picky and didn’t expect respect and a bit of manners.

Be Perfect if more women joined ,

Picky ones could be left on the shelf then

Another great comment along with your cesarean and stretchmark one

Bravo you're doing well

If some more slender women joined bbws be on the shelf as well

RSJ more so than shelf maybe "

Keep digging... it's fun watching from the sideline!! Oh wait I've a better view from this shelf

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I wasn’t that picky and didn’t expect respect and a bit of manners.

Be Perfect if more women joined ,

Picky ones could be left on the shelf then

Another great comment along with your cesarean and stretchmark one

Bravo you're doing well

If some more slender women joined bbws be on the shelf as well

RSJ more so than shelf maybe

Keep digging... it's fun watching from the sideline!! Oh wait I've a better view from this shelf "

No shortage of nice guys that would love to be up on that shelf sorry rsj with all you sexy ladys

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By *verage Joe BlackMan
over a year ago

Border Area


"Compete the following:

" Fab would be a great site if..""

We could have a “fuck or avoid” free week. I’d settle for day at this point

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Compete the following:

" Fab would be a great site if..""

If I had more free time

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By *safunwituMan
over a year ago

Enniscorthy

If there was no trolls, that are only here to wind people up and have no intention of meeting others.

Maybe if it was free to a point, were you could look at profiles, but not use the forums or mail others, if you ain't a paying member.

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By *z2goTV/TS
over a year ago

london -Dublin

If more people could be honest and if we could write reviews that could not be deleted .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Or trolls could have their own NOT SO FABSWINGER SITE

And troll each other!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If there was a filter for "stupid"....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If there was a filter for "stupid"...."
Lol

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By *K430Man
over a year ago

Tipperary

Everybody obeyed me

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By *safunwituMan
over a year ago

Enniscorthy


"Or trolls could have their own NOT SO FABSWINGER SITE

And troll each other!! "

This.

Maybe call it fabtrollers...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Or trolls could have their own NOT SO FABSWINGER SITE

And troll each other!!

This.

Maybe call it fabtrollers..."

LOL exactly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

if some of the people on this site got down of their high horse an stop thinking they are better than others.

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By *auraLucyLuLuWoman
over a year ago

Dublin


"Or trolls could have their own NOT SO FABSWINGER SITE

And troll each other!!

This.

Maybe call it fabtrollers..."

The Fabtrollers don't like that already lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Everybody obeyed me "

U

You spoke sir

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Or trolls could have their own NOT SO FABSWINGER SITE

And troll each other!!

This.

Maybe call it fabtrollers...

The Fabtrollers don't like that already lol "
Don't let it bother you.Because you can join my clique.Lol

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

Fab would be a great site if

The wimmin here strapped a mattress to their backs and just admitted they love cock who's next

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If people said what they mean and meant what they said.

Harry

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By *verage Joe BlackMan
over a year ago

Border Area


"If people said what they mean and meant what they said.

Harry"

Are you sure you’re not Sphinx from the film “Mystery Men”...???

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By *K430Man
over a year ago

Tipperary


"Everybody obeyed me

U

You spoke sir "

That's a very good start

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"if some of the people on this site got down of their high horse an stop thinking they are better than others. "

Will you pull yourself together, and stand up straight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Everybody obeyed me

U

You spoke sir

That's a very good start "

Thank you sir

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"if some of the people on this site got down of their high horse an stop thinking they are better than others.

Will you pull yourself together, and stand up straight "
I let you do the pulling. Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If people said what they mean and meant what they said.

Harry

Are you sure you’re not Sphinx from the film “Mystery Men”...???"

I didn't see that film, so I can't answer you.sorry .H

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By *verage Joe BlackMan
over a year ago

Border Area


"If people said what they mean and meant what they said.

Harry

Are you sure you’re not Sphinx from the film “Mystery Men”...???

I didn't see that film, so I can't answer you.sorry .H"

That’s ok: he who cannot answer the question will only end up questioning the answer...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If people said what they mean and meant what they said.

Harry

Are you sure you’re not Sphinx from the film “Mystery Men”...???

I didn't see that film, so I can't answer you.sorry .H

That’s ok: he who cannot answer the question will only end up questioning the answer...

"

Is that another film

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By *verage Joe BlackMan
over a year ago

Border Area


"If people said what they mean and meant what they said.

Harry

Are you sure you’re not Sphinx from the film “Mystery Men”...???

I didn't see that film, so I can't answer you.sorry .H

That’s ok: he who cannot answer the question will only end up questioning the answer...

Is that another film "

Same film - it’s the way Sphinx gives advice...

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By *K430Man
over a year ago

Tipperary


"Everybody obeyed me

U

You spoke sir

That's a very good start

Thank you sir "

You're very welcome, every dictatorship needs a starting point and you miss fab are the the very sexy starting point in this one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I could get 2 big women with huge tits to play with each other as they WankEd me off together...

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By *verage Joe BlackMan
over a year ago

Border Area


"If I could get 2 big women with huge tits to play with each other as they WankEd me off together... "

Sometimes it’s difficult to know how to respond appropriately to something. This is one of those times...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If I could get 2 big women with huge tits to play with each other as they WankEd me off together...

Sometimes it’s difficult to know how to respond appropriately to something. This is one of those times... "

Fuck some people take these posts so literal....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Everybody obeyed me

U

You spoke sir

That's a very good start

Thank you sir

You're very welcome, every dictatorship needs a starting point and you miss fab are the the very sexy starting point in this one "

For every good dictatorship there is a even better women behind that dictatorship

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By *ohndunboyneMan
over a year ago

Dunboyne & Dublin


"Everybody obeyed me

U

You spoke sir

That's a very good start

Thank you sir

You're very welcome, every dictatorship needs a starting point and you miss fab are the the very sexy starting point in this one

For every good dictatorship there is a even better women behind that dictatorship "

Wearing a strap-on

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By *orguyMan
over a year ago

Tuam


"If I could get 2 big women with huge tits to play with each other as they WankEd me off together...

Sometimes it’s difficult to know how to respond appropriately to something. This is one of those times... "

Losing your touch Joe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Everybody obeyed me

U

You spoke sir

That's a very good start

Thank you sir

You're very welcome, every dictatorship needs a starting point and you miss fab are the the very sexy starting point in this one

For every good dictatorship there is a even better women behind that dictatorship

Wearing a strap-on "

Exactly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If there was a filter for "stupid"...."

PMSL I really did laugh out loud

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By *K430Man
over a year ago

Tipperary


"Everybody obeyed me

U

You spoke sir

That's a very good start

Thank you sir

You're very welcome, every dictatorship needs a starting point and you miss fab are the the very sexy starting point in this one

For every good dictatorship there is a even better women behind that dictatorship "

Haha, too right there , puppet mistress

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By *ebelickerMan
over a year ago

Cork


"I wasn’t that picky and didn’t expect respect and a bit of manners.

Be Perfect if more women joined ,

Picky ones could be left on the shelf then

Another great comment along with your cesarean and stretchmark one

Bravo you're doing well

If some more slender women joined bbws be on the shelf as well

RSJ more so than shelf maybe

It will be a while before u get your first verification u realy talk yourself out of meeting all or any of the lovely sexy ladys on fab "

Shame you can't read a profile bit slow are we . The green circle with the tick box shows I have had meets

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By *xyzptlk088Man
over a year ago

Galway

If people were more honest and stopped pretending every female on here is actually hot,face it there are some hotties but you wouldn't give most peeps on here a second glance in real life,never mind the pretence just get to hooking up and shagging already.

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By *ugarandspice101Couple
over a year ago

Belfast

If people didn't mistake it for 'dial a shag'!

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By *aythekiddMan
over a year ago

Carlow

If more people could read

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If people bothered to read our profile before messaging to save wasting their own time as well as ours.

Or if guys didn't send unsolicited dick pics.

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By *eanontiWoman
over a year ago

Limerick


"

I'll bring ya Joe...but only if ya get that blue cock sorted...that looks nasty. Is it painful??

It’s not great; it happened from wearing boxers that were murderously tight and had my cock squeezed against me...

What did the doctor call that??

Pretty sure he called it Torguy Syndrome after the fella who suffered from it first...

I googled that it said the reason it's called that is because they couldn't get boxers big enough for this Torguy and that he's a legendary lover to all ladies

One-Nil to Torguy and his boxers

"

Skitten.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If all men had an 8” average cock

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By *verage Joe BlackMan
over a year ago

Border Area


"If all men had an 8” average cock "

...and then you’d get bored with that and be looking for a 9” one

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By *eanontiWoman
over a year ago

Limerick


"

I'll bring ya Joe...but only if ya get that blue cock sorted...that looks nasty. Is it painful??

It’s not great; it happened from wearing boxers that were murderously tight and had my cock squeezed against me...

What did the doctor call that??

Pretty sure he called it Torguy Syndrome after the fella who suffered from it first...

I googled that it said the reason it's called that is because they couldn't get boxers big enough for this Torguy and that he's a legendary lover to all ladies

One-Nil to Torguy and his boxers

Skitten. "

btw you did do a pre social. I'm sure that counts

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By *verage Joe BlackMan
over a year ago

Border Area


"

I googled that it said the reason it's called that is because they couldn't get boxers big enough for this Torguy and that he's a legendary lover to all ladies

One-Nil to Torguy and his boxers

Skitten. "

Don’t go blowin that eejits head up more than it already is...! Lol

(Had to google skitten there on urban dictionary!)

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By *orguyMan
over a year ago

Tuam


"

I googled that it said the reason it's called that is because they couldn't get boxers big enough for this Torguy and that he's a legendary lover to all ladies

One-Nil to Torguy and his boxers

Skitten.

Don’t go blowin that eejits head up more than it already is...! Lol

(Had to google skitten there on urban dictionary!)"

She already did Joe

2-0 to Torguy

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By *verage Joe BlackMan
over a year ago

Border Area


"

I googled that it said the reason it's called that is because they couldn't get boxers big enough for this Torguy and that he's a legendary lover to all ladies

One-Nil to Torguy and his boxers

Skitten.

Don’t go blowin that eejits head up more than it already is...! Lol

(Had to google skitten there on urban dictionary!)

She already did Joe

2-0 to Torguy "

I dunno; looks likes it’s still 1-0 and a contested penalty

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By *orguyMan
over a year ago

Tuam


"

I googled that it said the reason it's called that is because they couldn't get boxers big enough for this Torguy and that he's a legendary lover to all ladies

One-Nil to Torguy and his boxers

Skitten.

Don’t go blowin that eejits head up more than it already is...! Lol

(Had to google skitten there on urban dictionary!)

She already did Joe

2-0 to Torguy

I dunno; looks likes it’s still 1-0 and a contested penalty "

I checked with the ref and it's 2-0

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If their weren't so many stalkers. One meet they think they own ya.

If guys didn't get offended too easily, coz u don't message them back, if their was more honesty. And no means no.

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By *verage Joe BlackMan
over a year ago

Border Area


"If their weren't so many stalkers. One meet they think they own ya.

If guys didn't get offended too easily, coz u don't message them back, if their was more honesty. And no means no. "

Ah come on now: it was only one wish you were allowed, not three wishes

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By *eanontiWoman
over a year ago

Limerick


"

I googled that it said the reason it's called that is because they couldn't get boxers big enough for this Torguy and that he's a legendary lover to all ladies

One-Nil to Torguy and his boxers

Skitten.

Don’t go blowin that eejits head up more than it already is...! Lol

(Had to google skitten there on urban dictionary!)

She already did Joe

2-0 to Torguy

I dunno; looks likes it’s still 1-0 and a contested penalty

I checked with the ref and it's 2-0 "

He mailed me and asked me what skitten was. So you can take a half point from him. And yes he does know the phrase but if I don't put laughing beside it he's lost lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If their weren't so many stalkers. One meet they think they own ya.

If guys didn't get offended too easily, coz u don't message them back, if their was more honesty. And no means no.

Ah come on now: it was only one wish you were allowed, not three wishes "
who said anything about wishes?

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By *verage Joe BlackMan
over a year ago

Border Area


"

Skitten.

Don’t go blowin that eejits head up more than it already is...! Lol

(Had to google skitten there on urban dictionary!)

She already did Joe

2-0 to Torguy

I dunno; looks likes it’s still 1-0 and a contested penalty

I checked with the ref and it's 2-0

He mailed me and asked me what skitten was. So you can take a half point from him. And yes he does know the phrase but if I don't put laughing beside it he's lost lol"

I rest my case..!

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By *orguyMan
over a year ago

Tuam


"

I googled that it said the reason it's called that is because they couldn't get boxers big enough for this Torguy and that he's a legendary lover to all ladies

One-Nil to Torguy and his boxers

Skitten.

Don’t go blowin that eejits head up more than it already is...! Lol

(Had to google skitten there on urban dictionary!)

She already did Joe

2-0 to Torguy

I dunno; looks likes it’s still 1-0 and a contested penalty

I checked with the ref and it's 2-0

He mailed me and asked me what skitten was. So you can take a half point from him. And yes he does know the phrase but if I don't put laughing beside it he's lost lol"

You've stopped skitten and started trippin

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By *verage Joe BlackMan
over a year ago

Border Area


"If their weren't so many stalkers. One meet they think they own ya.

If guys didn't get offended too easily, coz u don't message them back, if their was more honesty. And no means no.

Ah come on now: it was only one wish you were allowed, not three wishes who said anything about wishes? "

It’s Christmas..! It’s a time for magic and wishes

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By *orguyMan
over a year ago

Tuam


"If their weren't so many stalkers. One meet they think they own ya.

If guys didn't get offended too easily, coz u don't message them back, if their was more honesty. And no means no.

Ah come on now: it was only one wish you were allowed, not three wishes who said anything about wishes?

It’s Christmas..! It’s a time for magic and wishes "

It's miracles you'd need around here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If some people put more effort into there 1st message . Instead of the abusive 2nd xx

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By *oxyvixen99Woman
over a year ago

Newtownabbey

If people got on with their own fun/meets and stopped caring what others are up to.

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By *llie and ApplesCouple
over a year ago

where ever


"If people I knew came back it was a lot more fun "

Awe Laid, we're still here...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This site was not used as Facebook ! And was used for its intended purpose !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Compete the following:

" Fab would be a great site if..""

If more were done to protect people from stalkers.

Other than that, it's a great site already and I enjoy it a lot.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If there were more Jedi swingers

These are not the dildos you are looking for

When you run out of lube just use the force!! "

Eh that's how foreskins are torn

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By *ohndunboyneMan
over a year ago

Dunboyne & Dublin


"If there were more Jedi swingers

These are not the dildos you are looking for

When you run out of lube just use the force!!

Eh that's how foreskins are torn "

Ah stop!! Ouch!

I can feel my breakfast coming back up after reading that

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By *appytoadsCouple
over a year ago

West Dublin

if people realised this is fun, leave the drama at home, what happens between the 4 walls stays there.

Single guys read profiles before contacting.

best meets for us are ones that develop quickly no text tennis

fun fun fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If all people were a bit more respectful to each other and honest to themselves and others. The simple things are the most sublime but for some so hard to achieve......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you had to pass an IQ and respect exam to get in.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If all people were a bit more respectful to each other and honest to themselves and others. The simple things are the most sublime but for some so hard to achieve......"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If men were in the minority

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

if all you had to send in a message was loce that ass lets fuck in my parents living room or the back of my car by the airport in -2 weather lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If all people were a bit more respectful to each other and honest to themselves and others. The simple things are the most sublime but for some so hard to achieve......"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If men were in the minority "

they are not ..no ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If men were in the minority

they are not ..no ?"

Ehh, No

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By *adame BWoman
over a year ago

C'est moi Boudoir


"If men were in the minority

they are not ..no ?

Ehh, No "

If you take into account maturity levels, then yes, men are in the minority

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fab would be a great site if .......fellas remembered to carry condoms when meeting The amount of plonkers who rock up to an organized meet with no condoms makes me angry..... like do they assume bareback is ok or what ? Then they get arsey when told to sling their hook ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fab would be a great site if .......fellas remembered to carry condoms when meeting The amount of plonkers who rock up to an organized meet with no condoms makes me angry..... like do they assume bareback is ok or what ? Then they get arsey when told to sling their hook ...."

How is this not a thing!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If all people were a bit more respectful to each other and honest to themselves and others. The simple things are the most sublime but for some so hard to achieve......"

Well said

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