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It all started ........?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Lets see where this goes!

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By *andomCaptainMan
over a year ago

Roscommon

When they got snowed in to the hotel bar a few weeks before christmas...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She had the naughtiest glint in her eye wen she saw him walk into the bar.

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By *andomCaptainMan
over a year ago

Roscommon

But then she noticed he wasnt alone and that a young athletic girl was holding his hand...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just his hand been as the rest of his body was stil in the car wreck

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By *andomCaptainMan
over a year ago

Roscommon


"Just his hand been as the rest of his body was stil in the car wreck"

She shouted "help! help! i need a hand - i mean another hand, no like i need oh forget it"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Likin it guys!! Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So he then brought her to the. Second hand shop..

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Where he bought her a male mannequinn missing one hand!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

And she replied gotta hand it to ya .....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And then they legged it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Before tripping over a familiar looking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hedgehog..who had lost the last..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Naughty list for Santa

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In his new Mercedes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"In his new Mercedes"

Which is where the guy list his body

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By *andomCaptainMan
over a year ago

Roscommon

And lost the will to live until a...

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By *ewbies201Couple
over a year ago

lisburn

Cheeky elf appeared...

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By *aid backMan
over a year ago

by a lake with my rod out

That's when the murders began

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It started with the mannequin and the girl with the glint her eye...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In the confessional box

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Their hands on and off each others bodies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

While the priest forgave them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"While the priest forgave them"

The elf jumped out from between his legs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And proceeded to shave the chickens leg

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By *andomCaptainMan
over a year ago

Roscommon

While the young curate stuffed the cock for the big christmas dinner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And began to stroke the turkey furiously

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By *otnwild69Couple
over a year ago

cork city

Meanwhile the elf ran into the sacristy, where waited a midget, a spinning wheel, a sledgehammer and a bucket of coleslaw...,

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By *ustin-SiderMan
over a year ago

Belfast

The midget on the spinning wheel was called Rumpelstiltskin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hmmmmm interesting and thought provoking

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By *andomCaptainMan
over a year ago

Roscommon

And the midget (quite like us) wonders just how did he get to this situation when the door burst open...

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By *ustin-SiderMan
over a year ago

Belfast


"And the midget (quite like us) wonders just how did he get to this situation when the door burst open..."

......and in walked Johnathon Ross. He peered at the midget and said "Well if it isn't my old pal Wumpelstiltskin".

"IT'S RUMPELSTILTSKIN!!!" Said the midget.

"That's what I said.... Wumpelstiltskin".

The midget picked up the sledgehammer and advanced towards Johnathon......

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