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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Your remote control has its own side of the bed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You make it sound like a bad thing

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You make it sound like a bad thing

I just looked in my fridge, and its empty, those dishes wont do themselves

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You make it sound like a bad thing

I just looked in my fridge, and its empty, those dishes wont do themselves

So? I love being single

There's more pros than cons

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You make it sound like a bad thing

I just looked in my fridge, and its empty, those dishes wont do themselves

So? I love being single

There's more pros than cons

At least you have a pussy to rub

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You make it sound like a bad thing

I just looked in my fridge, and its empty, those dishes wont do themselves

So? I love being single

There's more pros than cons

At least you have a pussy to rub

I've several

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You make it sound like a bad thing

I just looked in my fridge, and its empty, those dishes wont do themselves

So? I love being single

There's more pros than cons

At least you have a pussy to rub

I've several

haha, I just tried to reach for my dogs paw and he pulled it away, so I pretended to reach for the remote control

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you wank yourself to sleep

When you leave cleaning the dishes off for longer

When you check fab first thing in the morning

I could go on...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"When you wank yourself to sleep

When you leave cleaning the dishes off for longer

When you check fab first thing in the morning

I could go on... "

Yeah, im always baffled as to how quickly mould attaches itself to plates

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm single months now and some of my plates have grown legs and committed suicide, I should have treated them better but I'm not myself lately

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm single months now and some of my plates have grown legs and committed suicide, I should have treated them better but I'm not myself lately "

haha, I'm turning milk into cheese on a regular basis now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't tell the difference between the ham and cheese in my fridge anymore and I can't get rid of them cause they bite when I put my hand in fridge.

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By *andomCaptainMan
over a year ago

Roscommon

You can have a fab meet whenever you like

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I can't tell the difference between the ham and cheese in my fridge anymore and I can't get rid of them cause they bite when I put my hand in fridge. "

I wouldn't worry about it, I think they grow a furry layer at this time of the year

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can't tell the difference between the ham and cheese in my fridge anymore and I can't get rid of them cause they bite when I put my hand in fridge.

I wouldn't worry about it, I think they grow a furry layer at this time of the year

So if I can tame them I can have cuddles for Xmas?

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By *igBlondeDommeWoman
over a year ago

middle of nowhere

Hey guys.... go clean your kitchens ffs. Dirty lil gits!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Your remote control has its own side of the bed

Married people are the same lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hey guys.... go clean your kitchens ffs. Dirty lil gits!!!!

My kitchen is only clean when there's a woman around.......... Wait before you get offended........ I clean the kitchen not her, I do it cause I feel I look like I got my shit together. Taping over the cracks haha

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Your beautiful and I love you" I yelled as I stood alone on the cliff, and my echo replied " I just want to be friends"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""Your beautiful and I love you" I yelled as I stood alone on the cliff, and my echo replied " I just want to be friends"

Atleast you got a reply

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

""Your beautiful and I love you" I yelled as I stood alone on the cliff, and my echo replied " I just want to be friends"

Atleast you got a reply "

Relationship status: table for one, drinks for four

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By *lippery-when-wet-180Woman
over a year ago

South Dub

Know you’re single when you don’t have a guys smelly socks all over the place

but then I’ve a son doing it now

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By *igBlondeDommeWoman
over a year ago

middle of nowhere

"Hey guys.... go clean your kitchens ffs. Dirty lil gits!!!!

I'm not easily offended

Look at it this way.... you might get lucky . Dirty kitchen.... she might not be impressed.

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By *igBlondeDommeWoman
over a year ago

middle of nowhere

""Your beautiful and I love you" I yelled as I stood alone on the cliff, and my echo replied " I just want to be friends"

Awww sweetie c'mere for a cuddle.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hey guys.... go clean your kitchens ffs. Dirty lil gits!!!!

I'm not easily offended

Look at it this way.... you might get lucky . Dirty kitchen.... she might not be impressed.

If I get really lucky she'll come over and clean it

it's not actually dirty btw

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By *igBlondeDommeWoman
over a year ago

middle of nowhere

"Hey guys.... go clean your kitchens ffs. Dirty lil gits!!!!

I'm not easily offended

Look at it this way.... you might get lucky . Dirty kitchen.... she might not be impressed.

If I get really lucky she'll come over and clean it

it's not actually dirty btw

Of course she will.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hey guys.... go clean your kitchens ffs. Dirty lil gits!!!!

Eating out saves the washing up, but keeping a kitchen clean is no big deal though..

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By *igBlondeDommeWoman
over a year ago

middle of nowhere

"Hey guys.... go clean your kitchens ffs. Dirty lil gits!!!!

Eating out saves the washing up, but keeping a kitchen clean is no big deal though.."

This turned into a cleaning thread. Lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hey guys.... go clean your kitchens ffs. Dirty lil gits!!!!

Eating out saves the washing up, but keeping a kitchen clean is no big deal though..

This turned into a cleaning thread. Lol.

Yeah and what does that tell us?!

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By *igBlondeDommeWoman
over a year ago

middle of nowhere

"Hey guys.... go clean your kitchens ffs. Dirty lil gits!!!!

Eating out saves the washing up, but keeping a kitchen clean is no big deal though..

This turned into a cleaning thread. Lol.

Yeah and what does that tell us?!

Lots.... ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hey guys.... go clean your kitchens ffs. Dirty lil gits!!!!

Eating out saves the washing up, but keeping a kitchen clean is no big deal though..

This turned into a cleaning thread. Lol.

I know, I feel like I should clean the house, so I'm going for a quick nap until that feeling passes

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By *ustin-SiderMan
over a year ago

Belfast

I'm in a relationship now but even when single I couldn't have had a dirty or messy house. You just never know when you might have a lady calling round at short notice or might get lucky on a night out and be bringing a lady home.

I always would keep the house whereby if any woman walked in and seen how well kept it is she'd be turning to me, winking while smiling and saying "Drop those trousers handsome, you know what's about to happen".

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By *ohndunboyneMan
over a year ago

Dunboyne & Dublin

"I'm in a relationship now but even when single I couldn't have had a dirty or messy house. You just never know when you might have a lady calling round at short notice or might get lucky on a night out and be bringing a lady home.

She's gonna check you for cheese?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When people stop putting " and freind "on a wedding invite

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By *ohndunboyneMan
over a year ago

Dunboyne & Dublin

"When people stop putting " and freind "on a wedding invite

so sad.

Possibly because they know you're likely to jump a groomsman though?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When people stop putting " and freind "on a wedding invite

so sad.

Possibly because they know you're likely to jump a groomsman though?"

And their brothers and cousins

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By *ohndunboyneMan
over a year ago

Dunboyne & Dublin

"When people stop putting " and freind "on a wedding invite

so sad.

Possibly because they know you're likely to jump a groomsman though?

And their brothers and cousins

Good woman. You're the one I'd invite

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When people stop putting " and freind "on a wedding invite

so sad.

Possibly because they know you're likely to jump a groomsman though?

And their brothers and cousins

Good woman. You're the one I'd invite

You see not all bad being single

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By *ohndunboyneMan
over a year ago

Dunboyne & Dublin

"When people stop putting " and freind "on a wedding invite

so sad.

Possibly because they know you're likely to jump a groomsman though?

And their brothers and cousins

Good woman. You're the one I'd invite

You see not all bad being single

You at least have the possibility of shifting openly in the vanilla world, never mind Fab

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you can’t be arsed cooking for one!

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By *ustin-SiderMan
over a year ago

Belfast

"When you can’t be arsed cooking for one!"

^^^ Yep, this right here.

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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of

"Your remote control has its own side of the bed

The telli shouldn't be in the bedroom in the first place.

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

"Your remote control has its own side of the bed

The telli shouldn't be in the bedroom in the first place.

Watching porn in the sitting room is just wrong.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When your best freind is your pocket pussy

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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of

"Your remote control has its own side of the bed

The telli shouldn't be in the bedroom in the first place.

Watching porn in the sitting room is just wrong. "

What about the kitchen while doing the dishes?

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

"Your remote control has its own side of the bed

The telli shouldn't be in the bedroom in the first place.

Watching porn in the sitting room is just wrong.

What about the kitchen while doing the dishes?"

Is that a trick question?

I dunno. I'm a man. You couldn't possibly expect me to know...

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