FabSwingers.com forum: Pickup lines on Fab

By *BelfastGuy OP Man
over a year ago

Belfast

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wanna fuck?

How is ye?

Hi?

These seem to be the most popular ones applied. Not saying it gets you anywhere

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By *evilinsidemeMan
over a year ago

Trim

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Nevr tried that one.... Does it work

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By *ir1967Man
over a year ago

in da sticks, london, amsterdam, madrid

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Nevr tried that one.... Does it work

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By *adame BWoman
over a year ago

C'est moi Boudoir

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Ahhh the strong silent approach...very smooth op

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How would you like to slap my ass with your balls?

Never seems to fail lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How would you like to slap my ass with your balls?

Never seems to fail lol

No need to change a winning formula lol

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By *oserMan
over a year ago

where the wild roses grow

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Ahhh the strong silent approach...very smooth op

The chloroform approach

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By *BelfastGuy OP Man
over a year ago

Belfast

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oops ??

Do know what happen there. Was meant to say

What's your Best, Worst and Funny Chat Up Lines on Fab?

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

"I'm in your area"

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

"would you like to be buried with my people. This evening"

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By *igBlondeDommeWoman
over a year ago

middle of nowhere

""I'm in your area"

Specsavers for me... on first glance I read that as...

I'm in your arse.

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By *adame BWoman
over a year ago

C'est moi Boudoir

""I'm in your area"

Specsavers for me... on first glance I read that as...

I'm in your arse.

Ooooh Mikey would LOVE that!

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By *igBlondeDommeWoman
over a year ago

middle of nowhere

My best recent one was....

I want to stick it in you. Very romantic and I very nearly too up the offer .

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By *igBlondeDommeWoman
over a year ago

middle of nowhere

""I'm in your area"

Specsavers for me... on first glance I read that as...

I'm in your arse.

Ooooh Mikey would LOVE that!

So I've heard.

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By *adame BWoman
over a year ago

C'est moi Boudoir

"My best recent one was....

I want to stick it in you. Very romantic and I very nearly too up the offer . "

I’d say you were tempted though...

We get that too!

Our usual reply would be “Since you’re such a smooth talking bastard we’ll take it!”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never got one on fab and don't use them. I try to send a message to the person, not some copy and paste idea.

Although that doesn't seem to be working either, so what do I know?

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By *igBlondeDommeWoman
over a year ago

middle of nowhere

"My best recent one was....

I want to stick it in you. Very romantic and I very nearly too up the offer .

I’d say you were tempted though...

We get that too!

Our usual reply would be “Since you’re such a smooth talking bastard we’ll take it!”

Very tempted. Had my coat in my hand ready to go.

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

""I'm in your area"

Specsavers for me... on first glance I read that as...

I'm in your arse.

Ooooh Mikey would LOVE that!

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

""I'm in your area"

Specsavers for me... on first glance I read that as...

I'm in your arse.

Ooooh Mikey would LOVE that!

So I've heard.

Just to clarify... That's me in your arse rather than the other way round

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By *isdirtygirlWoman
over a year ago

Dublin

If you were a snot id pick you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nice legs..... what time do they open

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ever had your belly button licked from the inside?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ud look good dressed in a black plastic bag...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any fun?

This makes me want to bite their balls off

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

"Any fun?

This makes me want to bite their balls off"

Result!

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By *igBlondeDommeWoman
over a year ago

middle of nowhere

""I'm in your area"

Specsavers for me... on first glance I read that as...

I'm in your arse.

Ooooh Mikey would LOVE that!

So I've heard.

Just to clarify... That's me in your arse rather than the other way round

Oh just bend over and take it like a man..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In your area

Just saying but you've lovely tits/ass

Wanna fuck

I want to be balls deep in you

A selection of today's chat up lines

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ever had your belly button licked from the inside?

I actually like this one!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got a message from a guy from carlow i'm fucking my sister in law getting bored with her would you like to take over... i never replied i really should have

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Obvs ones are

"Wow really like your profile and sexy pics would you like to meet let's chat offline kik fabuserxx or snap"

and then disappears off the site after three days...

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By *BelfastGuy OP Man
over a year ago

Belfast

"My best recent one was....

I want to stick it in you. Very romantic and I very nearly too up the offer . "

Electric Six lyric

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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Ahhh the strong silent approach...very smooth op

The chloroform approach

Love it ha ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You look like my first wife..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You look like my first wife..

How many have you had

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You look like my first wife..

How many have you had

None, I'm still a bachelor. Now get your coat..

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By *BelfastGuy OP Man
over a year ago

Belfast

"You look like my first wife..

How many have you had

None, I'm still a bachelor. Now get your coat..

Very Good

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By *ORDERMANMan
over a year ago

wrexham

OK not strickly an on line chat up line but Witnessed this being done in a bar in Killarney just a few weekends back,

was with 2 clients who happened to be a couple, no sooner had we obtained our drinks and withdrawn from the bar did a local (who'd evidently been present a while) came straight up to the woman and said "I know your surname"

"pardon"

"I know your surname"

"You don't "

"I do"

"What is it then"

"its Jacobs"

"no its not"

"ITS GOTTA BE JACOBS COZ YOU'RE A REAL CRACKER !!!!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't need a chat up line ive got my accent and good looks for that

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By *BelfastGuy OP Man
over a year ago

Belfast

"OK not strickly an on line chat up line but Witnessed this being done in a bar in Killarney just a few weekends back,

"pardon"

"I know your surname"

"You don't "

"I do"

"What is it then"

"its Jacobs"

"no its not"

"ITS GOTTA BE JACOBS COZ YOU'RE A REAL CRACKER !!!!""
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"OK not strickly an on line chat up line but Witnessed this being done in a bar in Killarney just a few weekends back,

"pardon"

"I know your surname"

"You don't "

"I do"

"What is it then"

"its Jacobs"

"no its not"

"ITS GOTTA BE JACOBS COZ YOU'RE A REAL CRACKER !!!!""

I read a similar one recently, approach a girl in the bar and say "can you hold this I'm going outside to have a kiss" and when she extends her hand put your hand in hers

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By *ORDERMANMan
over a year ago

wrexham

My most successful ever was as follows...

busy venue

just been to the toilets,

as came out and headed back across bar, a blonde was heading towards me and the toilets, we caught each others eye, and held the gaze as passed each other, as we did I said "where's your man" she said "hav'nt got one, where's your woman"

"hav'nt got one, I'll see you in 5 mins when you come out"

AHH memories...

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

"My most successful ever was as follows...

busy venue

just been to the toilets,

"hav'nt got one, I'll see you in 5 mins when you come out"

AHH memories..."

So she was gay? Feck that, and it was all going so well.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just one few mins ago ... any wet patches

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By *ORDERMANMan
over a year ago

wrexham

if not can I assist in getting them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1. Want to fuck.

2. Can I see your photos.

3. Want to suck your balls.

4. Near by.

5. I'm 10 mins away.

6. Come to me.

7. Want you to Cum in my ass please!

WTF like!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

"1. Want to fuck.

2. Can I see your photos.

3. Want to suck your balls.

4. Near by.

5. I'm 10 mins away.

6. Come to me.

7. Want you to Cum in my ass please!

WTF like!!

You obviously attract the sapiophiles. I could write each one of those using half the number of words!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

U on kik

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By *kmanMan
over a year ago

Letterkenny

"U on kik

You already have it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"U on kik

You already have it

I don't know what you mean, I don't have kik

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was going to put up this question on thread but i never done it before..

Got a message from a 43yr old man this morning said he is a virgin which is no problem spoke to a few friends here.. they seem to think he is having me on..are they right

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By *oggoneMan
over a year ago

Derry

"Was going to put up this question on thread but i never done it before..

Got a message from a 43yr old man this morning said he is a virgin which is no problem spoke to a few friends here.. they seem to think he is having me on..are they right

Fair play to him for thinking outside the box.

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By *adame BWoman
over a year ago

C'est moi Boudoir

"Was going to put up this question on thread but i never done it before..

Got a message from a 43yr old man this morning said he is a virgin which is no problem spoke to a few friends here.. they seem to think he is having me on..are they right

Fair play to him for thinking outside the box."

And for thinking inside hers!

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By *oggoneMan
over a year ago

Derry

"Was going to put up this question on thread but i never done it before..

Got a message from a 43yr old man this morning said he is a virgin which is no problem spoke to a few friends here.. they seem to think he is having me on..are they right

Fair play to him for thinking outside the box.

And for thinking inside hers!

Aye, in more ways than one.

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By *ohnjoe888Man
over a year ago

cork

"Just one few mins ago ... any wet patches

"
Damb plumbers trolling for business. X

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