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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Lets see how many types of swingers we can come up with and create names ( just for fun).

One that most may be familiar with:

The Ice Queen.

Has no problems letting other women touch and lick her. But as soon as she iz asked to let her hands wander below her breasts she is grossed out.

Can you recall the different characters and roles they play, on the swinging scene?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I thought I might end up playing with myself

The towel shark:

A (typically) single male who goes to the clubs, stands around in his towel and walks around wanking off while standing over anyone that he can get close enough to watch having sex.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lets see how many types of swingers we can come up with and create names ( just for fun).

One that most may be familiar with:

The Ice Queen.

Has no problems letting other women touch and lick her. But as soon as she iz asked to let her hands wander below her breasts she is grossed out.

Can you recall the different characters and roles they play, on the swinging scene?"

Often referred to as a pillow princess

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I thought I might end up playing with myself

The towel shark:

A (typically) single male who goes to the clubs, stands around in his towel and walks around wanking off while standing over anyone that he can get close enough to watch having sex. "

That's just a wanker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The porn star

He walks in and sticks his cock in your face and if you suck it, he starts to thrust like his life depends on it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Yayyy..someone's playing with me

The everyone look at us King and Queen of Swing

Only interested in everyone knowing who they are, and have all the gossip about who is who, look at us we will be there..

If anyone can identify with the roles say hi

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The porn star

He walks in and sticks his cock in your face and if you suck it, he starts to thrust like his life depends on it."

haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Victoria's Secret model

She looks immaculate in her beautiful lingerie, but she's only really there to be admired, not to be touched.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The Victoria's Secret model

She looks immaculate in her beautiful lingerie, but she's only really there to be admired, not to be touched. "

Precious

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

The silent partner:

The female of a controlling husband in the lifestyle. He lays down the rules and picks the partners, she goes along with it because it does offer her a chance to have fulfilling sex once in a while. She doesn't open up until he's in another room. Then shes an animal.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Double Dipper

The guy who gets himself all safetied up with a condom, yet doesn't feel the need to change between women. As long as he's safe, it doesn't really matter, he's playing safe isn't he?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The Double Dipper

The guy who gets himself all safetied up with a condom, yet doesn't feel the need to change between women. As long as he's safe, it doesn't really matter, he's playing safe isn't he?

"

If you keep encouraging me, were going to get blacklisted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The Double Dipper

The guy who gets himself all safetied up with a condom, yet doesn't feel the need to change between women. As long as he's safe, it doesn't really matter, he's playing safe isn't he?

If you keep encouraging me, were going to get blacklisted "

Go on, go on, go on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I nearly forgot the magician.

He puts a condom on to fuck, but by the time he enters a woman, it's magically disappeared.

And of course there's his brother, who puts a condom on and his cock magically disappears.

I'm going straight to hell

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I nearly forgot the magician.

He puts a condom on to fuck, but by the time he enters a woman, it's magically disappeared.

And of course there's his brother, who puts a condom on and his cock magically disappears.

I'm going straight to hell "

pmsl..

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Beauty and the Beast...Nah.. I wont go there, we're all beautiful

The sleepers:

They seem nice and normal, and your thinking this is going to turn out well. Then you find out there bat shit crazy. They tell you about her stint as a prostitute. Or that they were on the verge of a divorce until they started swinging

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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of


"I nearly forgot the magician.

He puts a condom on to fuck, but by the time he enters a woman, it's magically disappeared.

And of course there's his brother, who puts a condom on and his cock magically disappears.

I'm going straight to hell "

Brilliant!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I nearly forgot the magician.

He puts a condom on to fuck, but by the time he enters a woman, it's magically disappeared.

And of course there's his brother, who puts a condom on and his cock magically disappears.

I'm going straight to hell

Brilliant! "

Obviously these people are all figments of my imagination and are not intended to bear any similarity to any swingers anywhere, living or dead

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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of

The Jedi, incredible swords skills, high endurance and the force his always with him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The Jedi, incredible swords skills, high endurance and the force his always with him "

Where do i find one of those?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I nearly forgot the magician.

He puts a condom on to fuck, but by the time he enters a woman, it's magically disappeared.

And of course there's his brother, who puts a condom on and his cock magically disappears.

I'm going straight to hell

Brilliant!

Obviously these people are all figments of my imagination and are not intended to bear any similarity to any swingers anywhere, living or dead "

Yep me too

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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of


"The Jedi, incredible swords skills, high endurance and the force his always with him

Where do i find one of those? "

They're a rare breed but out there. May the force be with you!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The Jedi, incredible swords skills, high endurance and the force his always with him "

Aha,, are these to be found in the 20-30 group, the avocado on toast brigade, high in protein, loveess the adrenalin rush..

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The Jedi, incredible swords skills, high endurance and the force his always with him

Where do i find one of those? "

Well...I'm one of the resident musketeers here, if you'd care to sharpen my blade

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The Jedi, incredible swords skills, high endurance and the force his always with him

Where do i find one of those?

Well...I'm one of the resident musketeers here, if you'd care to sharpen my blade "

Nooooo

I want a Jedi

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The Jedi, incredible swords skills, high endurance and the force his always with him

Where do i find one of those?

Well...I'm one of the resident musketeers here, if you'd care to sharpen my blade

Nooooo

I want a Jedi "

feck ya then, I hope ya end up with jabba the hutt

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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of


"The Jedi, incredible swords skills, high endurance and the force his always with him

Where do i find one of those?

Well...I'm one of the resident musketeers here, if you'd care to sharpen my blade

Nooooo

I want a Jedi

feck ya then, I hope ya end up with jabba the hutt "

You should have eaten more avocado on toast in your twenties.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The Jedi, incredible swords skills, high endurance and the force his always with him

Where do i find one of those?

Well...I'm one of the resident musketeers here, if you'd care to sharpen my blade

Nooooo

I want a Jedi

feck ya then, I hope ya end up with jabba the hutt

You should have eaten more avocado on toast in your twenties. "

Nut ella has always stood the test of time with me, I beg your pardon

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By *xplicitMan
over a year ago

donegal

Smiling assasin...

.appears easy going, always smili g, butter woukdnt melt in their mouth..such a nice quiet person..'no harm in them'.Then they get naked and turn into a complete uncontrollable fuck beast!

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By *xplicitMan
over a year ago

donegal

The fibber...

..she says size doesnt matter, age is just a number and its all about the chemistry..

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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of

the one fits all routine monkey: bit of kissing, bit of fingering, bit of licking and a bit of doggy style shagging, rest for 30min and a bit of kissing, a bit of fingering....

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By *eanontiWoman
over a year ago

Limerick


"I nearly forgot the magician.

He puts a condom on to fuck, but by the time he enters a woman, it's magically disappeared.

And of course there's his brother, who puts a condom on and his cock magically disappears.

I'm going straight to hell "

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By *evilinsidemeMan
over a year ago

Trim

The back seat driver.

Always wants to give instructions and tell you what to do.

Normally something to do with the other person your riding with. Bf or hubby worried that your a better driver than he is.

You want to tell them to fuck off but you offered the significant other a ride, she wanted to bring him too.

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By *adame BWoman
over a year ago

C'est moi Boudoir

The bowling expert...he sticks something in every orifice with extreme enthusiasm and thinks he's the king pin!

Madame Boo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The jackhammer

Boasts about his digital, oral and penetrative skills

Woman moans, fingers go so fast that smoke appears, penetrates and moves like a pneumatic drill. Comes in 40 seconds.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Loving this thread...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lmao she doesn't want to hurt your pride

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

The photoshoppers:

Their online profile pictures somehow failed to reveal their complete lack of teeth

If your lucky/unlucky depending on your mood, and find yourself at a club, being the only couple, prepare yourself to meet the Whanking Dead, a group of men following you around. If you attempt to play by yourselves, just listen for the ` thup, thup, thup" of multiple handjobs

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Lmao she doesn't want to hurt your pride "

I take it your laughing with me, and not at me

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